Drama Dolls: A Novel: [Dark, Suspenseful, Fast-paced, Exhilarating]

DRAMA

DOLLS

Jason Tanamor

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Drama Dolls

A novel by Jason Tanamor

Also by Jason Tanamor

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“Tanamor writes like a deformed love child of Chuck Palahniuk and Charles Bukowski who has finally discovered its own voice...” – Publishers Weekly

Sunday:

JUMPING IN A CIRCLE NEARLY caused her ankle to turn. Heel slipping off the bed, her thigh flexing to maintain position, Brittney’s body leaned forward to avoid falling onto the floor. Standing upright helped prevent the near drop off the king sized bed. It was a balancing act.

Avoiding the fall, the jumping commenced.

In the air, the duo aimed higher and higher with every leap. Their knees bending to ensure maximum height. Calves flexing for greater power. Spinning round and round, Brittney’s hands locked onto Barb’s wrists.

A frozen expression on Barb’s face, her eyes big and round. Her skin the color of peach. Makeup immaculate. Perfume was sprayed all over. Apricot and ginger in the air; it was a citrus aroma.

Their heads were so close to the ceiling they could see spider webs. There was paint in and out of a straight line where the wall met the ceiling. White spots along the border. At that height, Brittney could see the trim needed an extra coat.

The room below was a disaster area.

Pained from continual bouncing, the paleness of Brittney’s ankle turned to purple. The spinning became tougher, stiffer, with every jump. Her foot had gradually wound itself into the blankets. Twisted into a knot, the fabric suffocated her leg, a temporary relief for the discomfort that was swelling before her.

The knot forced Brittney and Barb to stop and untangle.

Hiking up her knee until her foot dislodged from the comforter, Brittney’s heartbeat decreased.

The momentum was disrupted.

Jumping on a bed didn't seem nearly as fun as it had when Brittney and Barb had first entered the home. The up and down motion died to a complete halt. The springs in the mattress rebounded. The two bed jumpers stopped all action.

Play time was over. Now, they had to work. Then they had to escape.

Butted up against the wall was a vanity. The reflection in the vanity mirror summed up the prior evening’s agenda. The plan that had been schemed up at Brittney’s house once again became a reality. Drawers were pulled halfway out, clothes dumped onto the floor. Some articles hanging by their sleeves, stretched from the drawer knob to the wood surface.

Their own reflections, the veracity was staring them in the face.

Picture frames were tilted over. Stock photos from retail stores showed prices and smiling couples, all in black and white. None of the frames were personalized. In the mix, there were different sized frames - 5X7, 8X10, 4X6 – with similar designs. You could tell they were bought in a pack.

The room’s plants were dying from lack of water. Leaves crumbling to the floor, the dead ones were a yellowish brown. The plant’s soil was dry like dirt. Plant soil dried on the inside of the pots.

A near-full bottle of antidepressants sat alone on an end table, the child safety cap still intact. Information sticker peeled off around the top. The bottom was partially showing – the medication’s refill amount and prescription number.

On the dresser was a dust blanket with a clear spot in the middle that was the shape of a television base. The television had been elbowed to the floor. Surrounding the spot were candelabras with unused candles. Perfectly cylindrical without a hint of melted wax.

The DVD player shoved back into the paint made a dimple in the drywall. Movies in and out of cases splayed like a deck of cards. Romantic comedies. Dramas. Old Bing Crosby movies, black and white; the classics. Widescreen special editions, remastered for maximum viewing. Musicals lined up together, tipping over and sliding down to the surface.

Murder mystery novels stacked as high as a shoe box. Many of the paperbacks with bookmarks in random pages. Romance fiction alphabetized by last name. There were soft-core female porn books. The pages worn and curled at the ends. The cover designs were all the same sequence involving a muscular Adonis with long, flowing hair.

Looking in the mirror, Brittney caught Barb’s reflection. She looked like a child trick-or-treating. Holding her bag up for goodies. Standing in the center of the mess, searching for something else to grab. Kneeling down to pick up a watch, Barb kicked away some socks hoping to uncover more treasure. Only seeing wood floor, the burglar dropped the watch in the bag.

Toed out from under the bed, a Pink Lady Fleshlight with its cap missing rolled up next to a reserve of porno flicks. In the stash were unconventional, classic movies such as
Alice in Wonderland, Anna Obsessed, Behind the Green Door,
and
China Sisters
.

The sex toy’s rubber vagina, it was torn at the lips and scuffed. The bottom part of the labia sticking together. There were fingerprints running up and down the black, dirty handle. The smell of dried milky rubber filtered into the warm air.

Watching the scene unfolding through the mirror made Brittney nauseous. Trying to read the book titles made her dizzy. She began to get lightheaded. The little voice inside, soft and baritone, it was supposed to steer Brittney in the right direction. It was supposed to watch over her. Prevent her from making life mistakes. Instead, the voice, it was rooting Brittney on.

The pillowcases filled to the brim; their tops were crimped closed. Sagging at the bottom, the weight was getting heavier and heavier. Indents at the bottom of the sacks, some round; others pointed. The objects that had sharp edges made black creases on the outer fabric of the pillowcases.

A wooden wardrobe tipped over, petite sized shirts half hanging out, the rest of the garments were scattered on the floor. There were hair ties behind the cabinet; dust bunnies in bunches. Used condom wrappers that had fallen down to the hardwood. The bedroom had dirt and paint chips peppered along the room’s perimeter. Dead spiders on their backs, their legs were a cocoon around their bodies. Flies trapped in corner webs. You could tell the room hadn’t been cleaned in a while.

A maze of unwanted costume jewelry with no clear paths surrounded the bed. The lamp falling off an end table, hanging from its cord, it was a bungee jumper off a bridge waiting to be retrieved. The shade was rolling back and forth in a circle.

Getting away from the mirror, Brittney’s vision refocused.

In the closet was a thick cardboard box the shape of a rectangle. Taped to the top of the box was an empty plastic sleeve used to hold packing slips.
A flat screen television box? A body pillow?
Moving toward the object, the price tag of $4,999 jumped out at Brittney. She opened the box to find nothing but packing material. A plastic bubble as long as the container. Shrink wrapped items tucked underneath. A cotton bag, a wig, and scented powder. The clean whiteness under her gloves showed dirty fingerprints.

Crouching over the fallen cabinet, searching for missed valuables, Barb said, “What do you got there?” As she inquired, she began pulling out pieces from the wardrobe. Rolled socks and stockings in her hand. Dropping them as she looked at her partner.

Stepping out of the closet, empty handed, Brittney shrugged. “No idea.” Wiping off her fingertips on a shirt on the floor, shaking her head, she said, “I have no fucking clue.”

An untouched display hand on the vanity, made from black velour with a styrofoam base, the annulary, or third finger, was covered with a single diamond ring. The rest of the hand bare, the display hand’s wrist was mutant long, nearly a foot in inches, to accommodate bracelets. The 18k yellow gold, round solitaire in a cathedral setting caught Brittney’s attention. Reaching for it, she flinched when something crept up behind her.

Headlights shined through the room. The criminals stopped in mid-action, looked out over the yard, through the tree branches. The leaves made it problematic to see. Their shadows moving across the walls and onto the ceiling as the passing car receded down the block. The way the lights entered the house made for an uneventful light show.

Their burglary target was off a public drive with a handful of houses. Bus stop signs were on each corner. Benches by the signs surrounded by half-filled soda cups from fast food joints across town. An outline of a Colonel. Golden arches. Plain white cups from convenience stores. People walking dogs forced to stop as Tiger the collie or Bailey the beagle sipped flat black cola.

The neighborhood was rebuilding. Some houses chipped with paint, others spoiled with Superman yellow or a fresh gray coat with burgundy trim. There was a rental property with multiple cars in the drive. Hanging up outside the unit, there were tin mailboxes in a row counting up to four. The reflective numbers peeling at the edges. Basketballs were on the lawn. One flat, its shape like a bicycle helmet.

Other dwellings, single-family homes with Big Wheels and bicycles on the porch. Hammocks and rocking chairs, a hit during this time of the year. Shade perennials in pots lined up in a row. Mats that read WELCOME were crookedly positioned on the porches.

Wind chimes hanging from porch ceiling hooks, ringing as the breeze brushed through them.

The car light’s glow dissipating, Brittney’s attention turned to Barb, who was now stepping over the closet to un-trap herself. Footprints made from clean, white cheerleader shoes were stamped into lingerie, evening gowns, and lacy stockings.

Barb’s pillowcase was thrown over her shoulder. Bags in her grasp, her pom-poms stuffed into her Spankies. Rubber bracelets around each wrist spread positive words. BELIEVE. BE CONFIDENT.

Hands filled with goodies, Barb was a successful trick or treater, hauling away the most treats.

Her hair made from Saran and Kanekalon, Barb looked flawless. Of all the choices, she’d settled on a mixed hairstyle of artificial fibers. The Midwest weather required the Drama Dolls to combat the sunlight and humidity while resisting the heat so that their hairdos would remain in place. For the most part, their hair stayed styled.

Heavier in material, Saran repelled damage.

Softer to style, Kanekalon fought temperature.

Mid-summer brought insects and humidity. The season also saw children at soccer practice until the sun set. Parents chatting after practice. They were setting up play dates and book clubs. Adolescents running rampant from the extra time off school. Running around until the street lights illuminated the roads. Residents mowing their lawns last minute as the darkness approached.

Brittney’s inner voice, it was bitter toward the residents whose lives were fulfilled. Whose lives were happy. Possibly the reason it wasn’t deterring the burglary addiction.

The longer days meant late-night breakins; often times the dates on the calendar changed. Burglaries into the early hours. Waiting for the final light on the block to go black. Sorting goods until the sun came up.

Staring at Barb, Brittney stood statue-still. Her plastic face lifted from the wide smile stretched across the mask. Her phony eyes were fully expanded.

“What?” Barb said unfazed, her red cherry lipstick, thicker than the border’s paint. The black dot in the center of her pearl colored mouth was miniscule. Her mannered mouth, unmoved. The mask made the words muffled at times. Talking with your lips rubbing plastic, it was a challenge. She said, “What’re you looking at?”

Taken aback, emotions running high, the voice inside an innocent schoolgirl, Brittney said, “You look beautiful. Totally beautiful.”

Cheeks stained pink, her eyebrows the shape of moons, Barb’s bulged eyes displayed no emotion. The false eyelashes fanned outward. They were evenly spread out.

The Doll’s hair fell down the sides of her thermoplastic polymer face. Brushed straight but slowly expanding from the humidity coming from the open windows.

Eye holes the size of an infant child’s coat button made the housebreaks difficult. Talking through a plastic mouth that didn’t move made for miscommunication. The fake breasts mounted on their chests, they made for impure thoughts. Constructed from cardboard, each breast was shaped like a computer mouse. Now and then, the staple poked their skin, the clear tape scratching their chests. The Dolls’ “boobs” were snug and tight from the bras that they wore. Safe and sound under the tight turtleneck cheerleader sweaters.

The minor annoyances, though, were worth the price to be seamless. They were worth the price to be cheerleaders. Worth the price to be Drama Dolls.

Reaching out, Barb Doll flipped the loose strands of hair away from Brittney’s face. Breathing heavier, through the mask, she said, “You’re totally beautiful.” An awkward stare, she moved in toward Brittney, their open mouths touching. Their bodies rubbing, the sharp cardboard edges of Brittney’s breasts scratched her chest. She could feel a staple twisting. It was poking her nipple.

The voice inside, it was hooting and hollering.

Pulling back, Brittney said, “Totally!” Underneath the plastic, her real smile was wide. Wider than the manufactured mouth on the mask. All things considered, Brittney’s life was currently happy. It was content.

“Ready?” Barb said.

“Ready.”

Barb, flicking her head toward the bedroom door, said, “Let’s move.”

Running out of the house, breaking toward the darkness down the street, Barb slung around a pillowcase and hiked up her mini-skirt.

Her legs were toned and tanned, thigh muscles working on each step. Her calves flexed into the shape of biscuits when each foot hit the pavement. Running with bags of loot made for complete awkwardness in her stride.