Europa Strike (7 page)

Staff Sergeant Campanelli had come to the rescue, though. She'd been a bartender as a civilian—“in a former life,” as she liked to call it—and she occasionally hauled out a small, portable bar-in-a-suitcase that was her prized possession and entertained the others in the platoon with some of her strange and wonderful concoctions. Mixing drinks in a nondesignated area probably violated half a dozen different regs, but she hadn't been caught yet. There were rumors to the effect that she had been caught, once, but gotten off in exchange for a bottle of scotch.

Her full name was Brenda Allyn Campanelli, so inevitably she'd picked up the handle “BA,” for Bad Ass, even though she claimed her ass was very good. No one in the platoon claimed personal knowledge of that fact, however, though there'd been a great deal of speculation.

“So…what'll it be, big boy?” she asked Nodell, taunting him.

He leered. “I wanna blow job!”

“Coming right up! But you've got to take it the right way!”

“And what way would that be?”

“I'll show you.”

She began mixing drinks in two shot glasses, half amaretto, half Kahlúa, topped with a generous squirt of whipped cream from a dispenser in the freezer section of her portable bar. “Okay, we really need a low table for this.”

“How about a chair?” Lucky volunteered.

“That'll do.” She put the drinks on the chair's seat, then got down on her knees. “You've got to do this right!”

Holding her hands behind her back, she bent forward and took one of the loaded shot glasses in her mouth. The other Marines cheered, clapped, and chanted “Go! Go! Go!” as she tipped her head and the glass up and back, draining the liquid and most of the whipped cream into her throat. Snapping her head forward, she returned the empty shot glass to the chair, licked the excess whipped cream from her lips, and held up her hands as the Marines cheered and stomped on the deck.

“And
that
is how you do a blow job!” she told Nodell.

“All right!” Dave cried, applauding. “You know, we ought to call you ‘BJ,' not ‘BA'!”

“Hey, I like that! Just don't go gettin' any ideas!”

“I
always
have ideas, Staff Sergeant!”

“Your turn!” Corporal Lissa Cartwright told Nodell.

“Aw, that's a sissy drink!” he began, but the others began chanting at him.

“Do it! Do it! Do it!”

At last, he awkwardly dropped to his knees, bent over the remaining glass, and took it in his mouth. He didn't tip his head fast enough, though, and a lot of it ended up dribbling down his chin, together with a small avalanche of whipped cream. He started choking and gagging, and Lucky and Corporal Duane Niemeyer began pounding him on the back.

“Gah!” he said, rising from the floor. “That's
still
a sissy drink! I only drink…I only drink…uh…a
man's
drink!”

“And what would that be?” BA asked him.

“Hell, just about anything that pours. One at a time or all together, I can take it! I just don't do
sissy
drinks.”

“Is that so?” She studied him. “You ever tried a cement mixer?”

“Nah. What is that, another sissy—”

“A man's drink,” she told him. “With a name like ‘cement mixer,' what would you expect?”

“Now
that
sounds more like it! What's in it?”

“Here, I think I have the ingredients. Yup. You do this in two stages.” Deftly, she poured out two shot glasses, one with lime grenadine, the other with Bailey's Irish Creme. She handed him the Bailey's. “Here. Take this…but don't swallow. Hold it in your mouth.”

He tossed the shot back.

“Now,” she told him, “take this in your mouth and swish it around with the other.”

Lucky had seen this gag pulled before. The lime juice curdled the Bailey's, turning it to the consistency of cottage cheese. It didn't taste bad—sort of like sweet tarts, in fact—but the sensation of having that stuff congeal in your mouth out of nowhere generated the most wonderful expressions of disbelief, shock, and dawning I've-been-had horror imaginable.

Nodell was just starting to work at it when the far door opened and Major Warhurst walked in.

“Attention on deck!” Dave cried. There was a swift rattling and shuffling as shot glasses and bottles somehow vanished into BJ's porta-bar, which closed and locked and made it to the floor as the rest of them stood up.

Warhurst didn't seem to notice—likely a deliberate oversight on his part—but he seemed fascinated by the expression on Nodell's face. “Carry—” he started to say, and then stopped. “Nodell? Are you okay?”

“Um…mmm-mmm…
mmm
!” He was working his jaws furiously, trying to swallow the mess in his mouth without parting his lips.

“That's ‘Mmm-mmm,
sir
,' Nodell. What have you got in your mouth?”

Lucky stood at attention, wondering what was going to go down. V-berg wasn't dry, but the only drinking allowed was at the various designated watering holes, the enlisted bars and NCO clubs and such. They could all be in a world of shit if Major Warhurst decided to be a prick.

With several more vigorous workings of his jaw, Nodell managed to get the congealed mess chewed and swallowed. “Uh, sorry, sir. You caught me with my mouth full.”

“Of what?”

“Uh…my girlfriend sent me some cookies.”

Warhurst glanced at the suspiciously empty table—no wrappings, no crumbs. “I see.” He sniffed. “
Lime
cookies? Smells good! I don't suppose you have any for your CO.”

“Uh, sorry, sir. That was the last one!”

“Very well. Carry on, then!”

“Aye, aye, sir!”

“Almost taps, people. You'd better break this up. We start weapons training early tomorrow. M-580, stripping, cleaning, and troubleshooting. You'll need clear heads.” He gave Nodell a hard look. “
All
of you!”

He turned and walked out, as the Marines at the table slowly, ever so slowly, relaxed again.

“Jeez! We coulda all been busted!” Lucky said.

“I don't think so,” BJ said. “He
knew!
”

“Nah,” Dave said. “No way.”

“So…what kind of skipper is he?” Corporal Mayhew asked. He was the company's current newbie, newly arrived from Space Training School at Quantico.

“Damned tough,” BJ told him. “So tough I'd follow him to hell.”

And the others agreed. Lucky wasn't quite that trusting…but was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He was willing enough to consider following the guy to hell.

But…to Europa?

23
SEPTEMBER
2067

Tiantan Shandian

Solar Orbit

1412 hours Zulu

 

They'd been extending the tether for the past thirty hours, allowing the fifteen-kilometer cables to play themselves slowly out into the night. At the far end of the four superconducting cables, a twenty-ton doughnut of steel, ceramics, and titanium used electrostatic forces and tiny rocket motors to maintain tension against the cables as they unspooled from the
Heavenly Lightning
's blunt prow. Lasers ensured perfect alignment, while powerful optical and infrared telescopes assured proper tracking and aim.

On the
Lightning
's bridge, drifting beside the communications suite, Captain Lin Hu Xiang grasped a handhold and pulled himself alongside the communications officer, head down. “Do we have our final word?”

“Yes, Captain!” The comm officer's young face betrayed the flush of excitement. “It is confirmed both by Mission Control and the
Star Mountain. Jia you!
”

Go
.

“I can't help but feel certain…misgivings,” Lin said. “We advance blindly into an unwise war…”

“Sir! The Space Military Directorate would never—”

“It's not the Directorate I'm worried about. It's our inspired leaders in the Great Hall of the People. The men who put us here, who decided we should begin a war launched against the entire world.”

The comm officer looked shocked. Evidently, he'd never expected to hear a commanding officer criticize the government. “I…I am sure they have their reasons.”

“No doubt. And urgent ones, I imagine. Still…how is your military history, Lieutenant?”

“I am a graduate of the Beijing Academy, sir. First honors!”

“Which guarantees nothing. Do you know the name
Zhu-gang
?”

“No, Captain.” He looked puzzled. “Is that a place in the homeland?”

“No. But our actions today will draw inevitable comparisons. I hope our leaders are prepared to accept the consequences.” Turning carefully in midair, he addressed the
Lightning's
weapons officer. “Mr. Shu. Are we on target?”

“We are, Captain. Target One is locked in. The computers are programmed to execute a five-degree yaw to bring Target Two to bear, as soon as Packages One and Two have been released.”

“And our little distraction is ready?”

“Ready for launch, Captain.”

He looked at Commander Feng Sun Wa, the Executive Officer. “And the crew?”

“All crew members report themselves strapped in and ready for action.”

“Very well.” There could be no further delay. “Mr. Shu, launch the decoy.”

An eight-ton
Zhuongshu
missile sped from the
Light
ning
's launch bay, accelerating in a burst of energy at nearly twenty Gs. Its course took it back along the path traversed by the
Lightning
, chasing after a bright blue star and its tiny, grayish consort—the Earth and the Moon, now 50 million kilometers distant. Before long, the fast-moving missile had canceled the original velocity imparted by the
Lightning
away from Earth and begun closing with the distant planet.

Not that Earth was the target. After six minutes, the range between the
Lightning
and the missile had opened to 20,000 kilometers. A quick targeting check made certain that the missile was precisely aligned between the
Lightning
and distant Earth, and then the Weapons Officer pressed a key, triggering the detonation sequence over a lasercom link.

The missile's 100-megaton thermonuclear warhead detonated in a savage, death-silent flash.

“Radio communications with Earth is now interrupted,” the comm office said. “Nothing but static on all channels.”

“Confirm that all hands are strapped in.” Best to double check. This was going to be a rough ride.

“Confirmed, Captain.”

“Very well.” Lin took a deep breath. “Fire main weapon. Package One.”

“Package One, launch at three hundred forty thousand gravities. Fire.”

The
Heavenly Lightning
lurched as the egg-shaped, ten-kilo mass hurtled down the channel formed by four taut, superconducting cables. Accelerated by a fusion-charged magnetic pulse at an acceleration of 340,000 Gs, it traveled the fifteen-kilometer length of that immense gun barrel in just under a tenth of a second, emerging from the doughnut at the end with a velocity of over 316 kilometers per second. Ten kilos, compared with the
Lightning's
25,000-ton mass, would normally have been insignificant, but hurled into the void at that speed, it imparted a significant recoil to the huge ship. Lin felt the nudge, a hard kick transmitted through the back of his acceleration seat.

Seconds passed as the main weapon powered up for a second pulse…and then Package Two was launched, hurtling after the first. The range to target was just under 525 million kilometers. At 316 kps, the warheads would reach their target in nineteen days.

After a flurry of checks, confirming that both packages were on target, Lin gave the order to execute the five-degree yaw, bringing Target Two under the railgun's muzzle. It took nearly an hour to adjust the aim—with a “gun barrel” composed of four charged tethers fifteen kilometers long. The cloud of plasma from the detonated nuclear warhead continued to expand, however, effectively screening the
Lightning
's actions from any Earth-bound observer. Sensitive detectors in Earth orbit might pick up the EMP surges of the main weapon each time it fired, but they wouldn't be able to tell what was happening.

With all targeting information again checked and double checked, Captain Lin ordered the main weapon fired again. This time, acceleration was set to one million gravities, and the Force Package flicked clear of the tether railgun with a velocity of 543 kilometers per second. The recoil was significantly greater with this launch, a savage lurch that sent the
Lightning
drifting backward like a burst from a maneuvering thruster.

That shot was followed by a second…and then a third, at which point an overstressed coolant feed in
Lightning's
main fusion reactor melted. The reactor's core temperature skyrocketed, forcing an automatic scram and shutdown.

No matter. Two packages on Target One, and three on Target Two. It was enough.

Target Two was at a much greater range than Target One—almost 900 million kilometers. With the higher muzzle velocity of the weapons, however, they would reach Two in just nineteen days…within about an hour of the attack on Target One.

Lin gave the order to reel in the tethers and readjust the ship's orbit after being shoved off course by five high-G railgun shots. Engineering crews began working on the rather serious problem of bringing the main fusion reactor back on line. It scarcely mattered. His orders now were to remain on station, in case further shots were needed, but he doubted that the CWS Peaceforce would give him the luxury of a second try.

He continued to think about
Zhugang
.