Read Every Which Way But Dead Online
Authors: Kim Harrison
Al put one foot behind him, taking a deceptively relaxed stance. He ran a hand over his hair, smoothing it. His round smoked glasses appeared, and he buttoned his frock. “This isn't working,” he said flatly.
“No,” I rasped. “It isn't.”
Safe in her circle, Ceri snickered. “You can't have her, Algaliarept, you big stupid,” she mocked, making me wonder at her word choice. “You made the familiar gate swing both ways when you forced her to give you her aura. You're her familiar as much as she is yours.”
Al's momentary placid face blossomed into anger. “I've used this spell a thousand times to milk auras, and this has never happened before. And I am
not
her familiar.”
I watched, feeling tense and ill as a three-legged stool appeared behind Al. It looked like something Attila the Hun would have used, with a red velvet cushion and horsehair fringe going to the floor. Not bothering to see if it was behind him, he sat, his expression puzzled.
“That's why Nick called,” I said, and Al gave me a patronizing look. When he took my aura, it broke the bond I had with Nick. He had felt it.
Aw, crap. Al was my familiar?
Ceri gestured that I should join her in her circle, but I couldn't chance that Al might hurt her in the instant it would take to reform it. Al, though, was preoccupied with his own thoughts.
“This isn't right,” he mumbled. “I've done this before with hundreds of witches with souls and it's never forged a bond this strong. What's so different about⦔
My stomach dropped as all visible emotion drained from him. He glanced at the clock above the sink, then me. “Come here, little witch.”
“No.”
He pressed his lips together and stood.
Gasping, I backpedaled, but he had my wrist and pulled me to the island counter. “You've done this spell before,” he said as he squeezed my pricked finger, making it bleed again. “When you made Nicholas Gregory Sparagmos your familiar. It was your blood in the brew, little witch, that invoked it?”
“You know it was.” I was too drained to be frightened anymore. “You were there.” I couldn't see his eyes, but my reflection in his glasses looked ugly and pale with wet stringy hair.
“And it worked,” he said thoughtfully. “It didn't just bind you, it bound you tight enough for you to draw a line through him?”
“That's why he left,” I said, surprised I could still feel the pain.
“Your blood kindled the spell fullyâ¦.” Speculation was thick in his goat eyes as he looked at me from over his glasses. He drew my hand up, and though I tried to wiggle free of him, he licked the blood from my finger with a cold, tingling sensation. “So subtly scented,” he breathed, his eyes never leaving mine. “Like perfumed air your lover has walked through.”
“Let go,” I said, pushing at him.
“You should be dead,” he said, his voice full of wonder. “How is it that you're still alive?”
Jaw clenched, I worked at his grip on me, trying to get my fingers between him and my wrist. “I work hard at it.” With a gasp, I fell back as he released his hold.
“You work hard at it.” Smiling, he took a step back and gave me a once-over. “The mad have a grace all their own. I must go start a study group.”
Frightened, I hunched over my wrist and held it.
“And I will have the likes of you as my own, Rachel Mariana Morgan. Count on it.”
“I'm not going into the ever-after,” I said tightly. “You'll have to kill me first.”
“You don't have a choice,” he intoned, chilling me. “You tap a line when the sun is down, and I'll find you. You can't make the circle that can keep me out. If you aren't on holy ground, I'll beat you silly and drag you into the ever-after. And from there, you will not escape.”
“Try it,” I threatened, reaching behind me to find the meat-tenderizing hammer hanging on the overhead rack. “You can't touch me unless you go solid, and it's going to hurt, red man.”
Brow furrowed in concern, Al hesitated. The thought flitted through me that it must be like swatting at a wasp. Timing is everything.
Ceri was wearing a smile I didn't understand. “Algaliarept,” she said softly. “You made a mistake. She found a loophole in your contract, and now you'll accept it and leave Rachel Mariana Morgan alone. If you don't, I'm going to start a school on holding line energy.”
The demon's face went blank. “Ah, Ceri? Wait a moment, love.”
Hammer in hand, I backed up until her bubble was cold at my back. Her hand reached out, and I jumped when she pulled me in, her circle flashing up almost before I knew it had fallen. My shoulders eased at the shimmer of black between us and Al. There was only the faintest glimmer of pale blue from her damaged aura visible through the smutAl had left on her. I patted her hand as she gave me a relieved, sideways hug. “Is that a problem?” I asked, not understanding why Al was so upset.
Ceri was positively smug. “I escaped him knowing how. He'll get in trouble for it. Big trouble. I'm surprised he hasn't been called up on it yet. But then, no one knows.” She turned her mocking green eyes on Al. “Yet.”
I felt an odd stab of alarm as I took in the savage satisfaction on her. She had known this all along, simply waiting until the information could best be used. The woman was more contriving than Trent, and she didn't seem to have a problem gambling with people's lives, either, mine included. Thank God she was on my side.
She was, wasn't she?
Al raised a protesting hand. “Ceri, we can talk about this.”
“In a week,” she said confidently, “there won't be a ley line witch in Cincinnati that won't know how to be their own familiar. In a year, the world will be closed to you and your kind, and
you
will have to answer for it.”
“Is it that big of a deal?” I asked as Al adjusted his glasses and shifted from foot to foot. It was cold away from the vent, and I shivered in my damp clothes.
“It's harder to lull a person into foolish choices if they can fight back,” Ceri said. “If it gets out, their pool of potential familiars will be weak and undesirable in a matter of years.”
My mouth dropped open. “Oh.”
“I'm listening,” Al said, sitting with an uncomfortable stiffness.
Hope so strong it was almost painful raced through me. “Take your demon mark off me, break the familiar bond, agree to leave me alone, and I won't tell.”
Al snorted. “Not shy about asking for things, are you?”
Ceri gave my arm a warning squeeze and let go. “Let me do this. I've written most of his nonverbal contracts the last seven hundred years. Can I speak for you?”
I looked at her, her eyes alight and savage with her need for revenge. Slowly I set the hammer down. “Sure,” I said, wondering just what, exactly, I had saved from the ever-after.
She pulled herself straighter, an official air falling over her. “I propose that Al will take his mark off you and break the familiar bonds between you both, in return for your solemn vow to not teach anyone how to hold line energy. Furthermore, you and your kin by blood or the laws of man shall remain free of reprisal from the demon known as Algaliarept and his agents in this world or the ever-after from now until the two worlds collide.”
I tried to find enough spit to swallow, failing. I never would have thought of that.
“No,” Al said firmly. “That's three things to my one, and I'll not lose my hold on the likes of her completely. I want a way to recoup my loss. And if she crosses the lines, I don't care what agreement we have, she's mine.”
“Can we force him?” I said softly. “I mean, we do have him over a barrel?”
Al chuckled. “I could call Newt in to arbitrate if you likeâ¦.”
Ceri went pale. “No.” Taking a steadying breath, she looked at me, her confidence cracked but not shattered. “What of the three can you bear to keep?”
I thought of my mother and my brother Robbie. Nick. “I want him to break the familiar bonds,” I said, “and I want him to leave me and my kin by blood or law alone. I'll keep the demon mark and settle up later.”
Algaliarept brought his foot up and propped his ankle atop a bent knee. “Clever, clever witch,” he agreed. “If she breaks her word, she forfeits her soul.”
Ceri's eyes went serious. “Rachel, if you teach
anyone
how to hold line energy, your soul belongs to Algaliarept. He can pull you into the ever-after at his will and you are his. Do you understand?”
I nodded, believing for the first time that I might see the sunrise again. “What happens if he breaks his word?”
“If he harms you or your kinâby his own volitionâNewt will put Algaliarept in a bottle and you have a genie. It's standard boilerplate, but I'm glad you asked.”
My eyes widened. I looked from Al to her. “No shit?”
She smiled at me, her hair floating as she tucked it behind an ear. “No shit.”
Al harrumphed, and we jerked our attentions back to him. “What about you?” he said, clearly annoyed. “What do you want for keeping your mouth shut?”
The satisfaction of getting something back from her former captor and tormentor was in Ceri's eyes. “You will take back the stain on my soul that I took in your stead, and you will not seek reprisal against me or my kin in body or law from now until the two worlds collide.”
“I'm not taking back a thousand years of curse imbalance,” Al said indignantly. “That's why you were my damn familiar.” He put both feet on the floor and leaned forward. “But I won't have it said I'm not agreeable. You keep the smut, but I'll let you teach one person how to hold line energy.” A smile, contriving and satisfied, filled his unholy eyes. “One child. A girl child. Your daughter. And if she tells anyone, her soul is forfeit to me. Immediately.”
Ceri paled, and I didn't understand. “She can tell one of her daughters, and so on,” she countered, and Al smiled.
“Done.” He stood. The glow of ever-after energy hovered about him like a shadow. Lacing his fingers together, he cracked his knuckles. “Oh, this is grand. This is good.”
I looked at Ceri in wonder. “I thought he'd be upset,” I said softly.
She shook her head, clearly worried. “He still has a hold on you. And he's counting on one of my kin to forget the seriousness of the arrangement and make a mistake.”
“The familiar bonds,” I insisted, glancing at the dark window. “He breaks them now?”
“The time of dissolution was never stated,” Al said. He was touching the things he had brought into my kitchen, making them disappear in a smear of ever-after.
Ceri drew herself up. “It was tacitly implied. Break your hold, Algaliarept.”
He looked over his glasses at her, smiling when he put a hand before and behind him and made a mocking bow. “It is a small thing, Ceridwen Merriam Dulciate. But you can't think less of me for trying.”
Humming, he adjusted his frock. A bowl cluttered with bottles and silver implements appeared on the island counter. There was a book atop it all, small with a handwritten title, the script elegant and looping. “Why is he so happy?” I whispered.
Ceri shook her head, the tips of her hair moving after her head stopped. “I've only seen him like this when he discovers a secret. I'm sorry, Rachel. You know something that makes him very happy.”
Swell.
Holding the book at reading height, he rifled through it, a scholarly air about him. “I can break a familiar bond as easy as snapping your neck. You, though, will have to do it the hard way; I'm not going to waste a stored curse on you. And since I'll not have you knowing how to break familiar bonds, we will add a little somethingâ¦. Here it is. Lilac wine. It starts with lilac wine.” His eyes met mine over the book. “For you.”
A flash of cold went through me as he beckoned me out of the circle, a small, smoky purple bottle appearing behind his long fingers.
I took a quick breath. “You'll break the bonds and leave?” I said. “Nothing extra?”
“Rachel Mariana Morgan,” he admonished. “Do you think so little of me?”
I glanced at Ceri, and she nodded for me to go. Trusting her, not Al, I stepped forward. She broke the circle as I did, setting it in place immediately behind me.
He uncorked the bottle, pouring out a glimmering drop of amethyst into a tiny cut crystal cup the size of my thumb. Putting a gloved finger to his thin lips, he extending it. Grimacing, I took it. My heart pounded. I had no choice.
Coming close with an eagerness I didn't trust, he showed me the open book. It was in Latin, and he pointed at a handwritten set of instructions. “See this word?” he said.
I took a breath.
“Umbâ”
“Not yet!” Al shouted, making me start, heart pounding. “Not until the wine coats your tongue, stupid. My god, you think you'd never twisted a curse before!”
“I'm not a ley line witch!” I exclaimed, my voice harsher than it probably should be.
Al's eyebrows rose. “You could be.” His eyes went to the glass in my grip. “Drink it.”
I glanced at Ceri. At her encouragement, I let the tiny amount pass my lips. It was sweet, making my tongue tingle. I could feel it seeping into me, relaxing my muscles. Al tapped the book, and I looked down.
“Umbra,”
I said, holding the drop on my tongue.
The wild sweetness went sour. “Auck,” I said, leaning forward to spit it out.
“Swallow⦔ Al warned softly, and I started when he clamped a hand under my chin and tilted my head back so I couldn't open my mouth.
Eyes tearing, I swallowed. My pounding heart echoed in my ears. Al leaned closer, his eyes going black as he loosened his grip on me and my head drooped. My muscles went loose and watery, and when he let go of me, I fell to the floor.
He didn't even try to catch me, and I landed in a pained crumple. My head hit the floor and I took a quick breath. Closing my eyes, I gathered myself, wedging my palms under me and sitting up. “Thanks a hell of a lot for the warning,” I said angrily, looking up and not finding him.