Authors: Piers Anthony
Tags: #Fiction, #Fantasy, #General, #Fantasy fiction, #Xanth (Imaginary place), #Xanth (Imaginary place) - Fiction
him and disappeared on either side.
Dot did the same.
"You figured it
out," she said, pleased.
"Let's get off this crazy train before it starts again," he said,
standing.
But she shook her head.
"Thanks, no.
This is your Challenge, not mine.
My job is on this train of thought."
He had suspected as much.
"Thanks for your help, anyway."
"It was a pleasure.
You're a nice person."
He walked along the aisle to the end of the coach, where the door had
folded down into steps.
He stepped down and off.
As soon as he did,
the steps folded up again, sealing the train, and it started moving
again.
"Well, I guess you got through that one," D.
Sire said, fading into
view.
"You can go any time, demoness."
He waited while the train rolled out of the way.
Beyond the tracks was
an open door in the wall just like the one Dot had pictured.
He crossed
the tracks and put out a cautious hand, just in case the doorway wasn't
real.
His hand didn't bang.
He stepped through.
He had won the second
Challenge.
Suddenly he was horribly frightened.
He reeled, staggering back through
the door.
His fear abated.
What had happened?
He hadn't seen any monster or hurtling 10comotive or
anything; why had he been so suddenly and awfully afraid?
"I think you have a problem, faun." Sire faded out, satisfied.
He stepped forward again-and was blasted by the fear.
He reeled back
again, out the doorway.
It was this place: he was afraid to enter it.
But he had to enter it, because it was the only entrance to the castle
he had found.
He stepped close to the entrance, stopping just short of the fear, and
peered in.
There was a small man, or maybe an elf, or maybe in between.
"What's this?" he asked.
"Isn't it obvious?
I am LA, the lost angel.
I am here to help you
enter the castle.
But first you must conquer your foolish fear."
So it was the third Challenge.
All he had to do was nerve himself and
go on through.
It seemed simple enough.
After all, LA didn't seem to
be afraid, so probably there was nothing to fear.
He tried again, and was balked again.
There was nothing to fear except
fear itself!
He couldn't enter that chamber.
He pondered.
The chamber itself must be imbued with fear, so that
anyone who entered it was terrified.
But then why wasn't the lost angel
afraid too'?
Was there some secret way to nullify the fear?
No,
probably there was a special anti-fear spell on LA, so that he was
immune.
It wouldn't make sense to have the folk helping the Good
Magician be afraid to do their duties.
In each case before there had been a barrier or threat of some kind, and
a person of some type, and the person had been the key to the solution.
Could this be the case again?
He thought it would make more sense to
have something entirely different, but he wasn't the Good Magician, and
didn't know how the old man thought.
So maybe there was a pattern, and
the person would have the answer.
But not anything obvious.
What would a lost angel have to do with fear?
Maybe angels were beyond
fear, so that was how he was able to be in that dread chamber. But
Forrest was no angel, so he needed something else.
Still, maybe he
could talk to LA and learn something, as he had with the other two.
He looked in.
LA was just sitting there, completely at ease.
"I gather
that there is a way for me to eliminate my fear, and that you know of
it, but won't tell me," he said.
LA nodded.
"You seem reasonably smart, for a faun."
"Not everyone considers me so," Forrest said.
"I met a damsel and a
dragon, and I think the damsel liked me, but thought I was a bit dull."
"Beauty is often in the eye of the beholder."
"She was extremely beautiful, so I must have been dull in contrast."
Forrest considered how to proceed.
"Do you have a magic talent?"
"Why yes.
I can change one kind of wood to another kind of wood.
Unfortunately there is no wood here, so I can't show you."
Something nagged at Forrest's mind, but he couldn't place it.
So he
talked some more, hoping to learn something useful.
"You came to ask
the Good Magician a Question, and he gave you his Answer, and now you
are serving your years's Service for him?"
"Exactly."
"If it is not too personal, what was your Question?"
"It's not personal at all.
It wasn't a Question, it was a request.
I
asked that a significant village be named after me.
He told me that one
already was, but that it was in Mundania.
I suppose that's better than
nothing."
"And for this you are glad to serve for a year?"
"It does seem inadequate.
But that's what I get for wanting something
stupid.
I am learning a whole lot during this Service, and will depart
here a much wiser creature.
If I had known how it would be, I would
have dispensed with the Question, and simply come for the Service."
That surprised Forrest.
"Is it the same with Dot, and the
psychologist?"
"Certainly.
And for the mer-dragon too.
And maybe for you, if you
manage to get through."
"The damsel said he would not require a Service of me."
Now LA was surprised.
"I find that hard to believe.
He always requires
a Service.
It's his way of discouraging folk who aren't serious, just
as is this business of three Challenges.
Why should you be an
exception?"
"I have no idea.
Maybe it's not true."
"Who was this damsel?"
"She called herself Chlorine.
She said her talent was poisoning water.
She rode a funny looking dragon."
"Ah, the dragon ass.
I have heard of him.
They are an odd couple.
Well, maybe they know what they are doing.
I have heard that good
things tend to happen when they are around, as if they somehow reverse
the normal perversity of fate."
Reverse perversity?
Then, for no reason, Forrest got a notion.
Reverse
wood!
Could that reverse the fright spell on the chamber?
Of course he
d'Idn't have any reverse wood, but if LA cared to cooperate, he could
get some.
"Will you do me a favor?" he asked the lost angel.
"Within reason.
What do you want?"
"I would like you to change some wood for me."
"I'd be glad to.
But I don't have any wood."
"But I do." Forrest removed one of his sandals.
"Will you change this
sandalwood to reverse wood?"
LA smiled.
"You are a clever one!
Very well: bring it here."
Forrest started to walk into the chamber-and was immediately beaten back
by utter fear.
Oh, no-he couldn't do what he wanted, because of the
thing he wanted to eliminate.
But then he found a way.
"I will toss it to you."
He threw the sandal.
LA caught it and held it.
"Are you sure you want
me to do this?
There may be consequences."
"I'll risk them.
Change it to reverse wood."
"Very well.
Done."
The sandal looked the same, but when Forrest tried to enter the room, he
had no trouble.
In fact he was drawn into it, delighting in its
ambiance.
Not only did he feel no fear, he felt absolutely fearless.
"Thank you," he said to the lost angel.
"That worked perfectly."
"Did it?"
"Sure.
My fear is gone.
I'm having absolutely no trouble with this
chamber.
In fact I could stay here forever."
"That's nice." But LA seemed oddly subdued.
"Well, I must move on into the castle proper.
But I'll need my sandal.
Please change it back to sandalwood now."
"I can't do that."
"But you changed it before.
Why can't you do it again?"
"Because the reverse wood reverses my talent.
Now I can't change
anything."
Forrest paused.
The angel had warned him that there might be
consequences.
He hadn't paid enough attention.
"Maybe I can use it anyway," he said.
"Let me put it on."
"Are you sure you want to do that?"
"I don't have any magical talent.
I'm a faun.
So it can't reverse it.
If I take it away from you, your own talent should revert to normal, so
you'll be okay.
And who knows-maybe I'll find some future use for
reverse wood.
So, yes, this seems the best way."
LA gave him the sandal, and he put it on.
But he felt suddenly quite