Authors: Piers Anthony
Tags: #Fiction, #Fantasy, #General, #Fantasy fiction, #Xanth (Imaginary place), #Xanth (Imaginary place) - Fiction
She shrugged her shoulders, an interesting maneuver.
"It doesn't hurt.
As long as you can see me and hear me, it's all right."
"I wonder-if you don't mind-could you become all the way solid, here? If
you assumed a smaller form?
So you could use your mouth to speak?"
"Certainly, if you prefer." She shrank, becoming a small human woman or
girl, in a close black dress.
"Will this do?" she asked, using her
mouth.
"I have only about half your mass, so I can't be any larger
without diffusing."
"That's fine.
You look great." He meant that her form was satisfactory
in the solid sense, but actually it was more than satisfactory. She
looked just like a rather pretty girl, or a nymph, with lustrous black
hair.
Except for the slightly equine set of her nose, which was
understandable.
She was, after all, a type of horse.
Imbri took a step-and tripped, falling on her face.
"Neigh!" she
exclaimed, chagrined.
"I'm not used to being physical."
Forrest realized that that made sense.
She had been a half soul,
seemingly without substance, for thirty years, and when she had been a
night mare before that, she had had four feet.
She wasn't used to
handling a real human body.
"My fault," he said.
"Maybe you had better
return to mare form."
"But I don't want to make you feel awkward because I don't talk with my
mouth," she said.
"I'm sure I can learn to handle this form, if I
concentrate."
But she had a scratch on her cheek, from a shell on the beach.
That
made him feel guilty.
"I would rather feel awkward, than have you
falling and scratching your face."
She looked alarmed.
"Oh!
Did I do that?"
He dug into his knapsack and pulled out a mirror.
He gave it to her,
and she held it up so she could see her face.
"I did!
Oh, that's
embarrassing." She brushed her fingers across the scratch, wiping it
out, so that her face was smooth again.
That surprised him, but he
realized that since she had shaped the body to begin with, she could
readily re-shape it to eliminate an imperfection.
Like most females,
she was sensitive about her appearance, even in a form that was
unnatural for her.
She returned the mirror, and he put it back into the knapsack.
It
banged into something, and he realized that it was his spare pair of
sandals.
That gave him an idea.
"You can wear my other sandals!
They'll protect you from tripping!" He dug them out and offered them to
her.
"They will?" She looked dubious.
"Yes.
They are magic.
They protect the feet.
They won't let you
misstep."
"But those are faun sandals.
I'm having enough trouble balancing on
these human feet; I don't think I could do it at all with hoofs.
Of
course I'm used to hoofs, but only when I have four of them."
"Sandals from my tree fit anyone.
That's their nature.
Try them."
So she sat down and lifted her knees so she could reach her feet. In the
process she showed a very nymphly pair of legs almost up to the panty
line, in much the way the Demoness Sire would have done on purpose.
He
wondered if he should mention that, because it was clear that Imbri was
not accustomed to the ways of a physical human body.
Then she got the
sandals on, discovering that they did indeed fit her human feet-and the
position of her legs shifted so that much less showed.
He realized that
the sandals were now protecting her feet from harming the rest of her
legs by undue exposure.
Because the legs connected to the feet, and
missteps were not merely of the ground.
So he didn't have to say
anything.
She stood.
"Oh, I feel far more secure!
These sandals are helping even
now."
He had already come to that conclusion.
"I'm glad." Actually he could
have lived with the exposure of her legs, but there didn't geem to be
much point in saying that.
She looked around.
"I'm supposed to guide you, and I haven't done a
good job.
Maybe we can ask someone."
That seemed like a fair idea.
"All right.
Is there anyone to ask?"
"There are countless slews of folk here.
I'm sure one of them must be
close by.
Let's walk along the beach and see."
So they walked along.
After a time Forrest noticed that there was
something odd about the air.
It smelled all right, but it had colors.
It seemed to be green ahead, and blue to their right.
But there didn't
seem to be any source.
He paused, turning around.
"Do you see colors?" he asked.
"Yes," Imbri said, surprised.
"It is yellow behind us, and red over the
sea."
"Do you think it means anything?"
"It must.
But I don't know what."
"And there just doesn't seem to be anyone to ask," he said, frustrated.
"If there are so many folk here, where are they all?"
linbri pondered, then brightened.
"I think I remember, from one of the
dreamers: folk have to be requested.
Otherwise they stay away. If they
are courteous.
So that no one gets crowded."
"But how do we request someone, when there's no one to ask?"
"I think you just do it."
He shrugged.
"Okay." He stood straight.
"I hereby request the company
of someone."
There was a sound, and in a moment a large figure appeared, flying over
the trees.
It came to a solid landing on the sand before him.
"Yes?" It was a winged unicorn.
Taken aback, Forrest looked at Imbri.
She looked as baffled as he.
So he turned to the unicorn.
"Hello.
I was just wondering-"
"With no introduction?" the unicorn asked.
He spoke without moving his
mouth.
"Uh, I am Forrest Faun."
"I am Kero Unicorn."
"I was just wondering-"
"What service do you have to trade?"
"What'?"
"You are impaired of hearing?"
"No.
I just don't understand.
What service?"
"Precisely."
"I don't understand."
The unicorn looked more closely at him.
"You are impaired of
intellect?"
Forrest was getting frustrated.
"I am just new to this region.
I don't
know what you mean."
"Oh.
You must have traveled far, to be so out of touch."
"Very far," Forrest agreed.
"I suppose I can explain that much without violating protocol.
In this
region we trade services.
So if you want to know something I can tell
you, you must trade me a service for my service in abating your
ignorance.
What service do you offer?"
This was new to him.
"What service do you want?"
"I have no idea.
You summoned me, so I assumed you had something in
mind."
"I had a question in mind."
"That's not a service.
My answer is a service.
What other service will
you trade for it?"
This wasn't getting anywhere very rapidly, so he tried something silly.
"An entertaining jig."
"Done.
What is your question?"
"What do the colors of the air mean?"
"They indicate direction, since we have no sun or moon or stars to mark
it.
Blue is north, because it is cold; red is south, because it is hot;
green is To; and yellow is From."
Forrest waited, but that appeared to be the extent of the answer. So he
brought his panpipe from his knapsack, played a lively melody, and
proceeded to dance his jig.
Fauns were good at jigs, so he knew it was
competent.
The unicorn watched with seeming interest.
When he thought he had jigged enough, he stopped.
Kero nodded,
satisfied, then spread his wings and flew back over the forest.
"I guess we learned something," Forrest said, watching the creature
disappear.
"Yes," Imbri agreed.
"We learned two things: that colors indicate
directions, and that it is necessary to trade services on Ptero.
So we
got the better bargain."
"Maybe so.
But what is this To and From business?"
"I suppose we could trade for that information.
But maybe we'll figure
it out for ourselves, soon.
Let me see if I can trade for useful
information."
Forrest shrugged.
"I hope you can."
Imbri faced the air.
"I request someone to trade with."
A dark creature faded into view.
It was a black centaur mare. "Yes?"
What startled Forrest was that she spoke both physically and mentally.
Imbri's delicate jaw dropped.
"You're a night mare!"