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Authors: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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FROSCH
(
sings
)
.

 
              In soaring flight, O Lady Nightingale, ascend.
 
              A thousand greetings to my sweetheart send.

SIEBEL.

 
Forget the greeting to your sweetheart. Don’t annoy
 
me with that tripe.

FROSCH.

 
A thousand greetings and a kiss! You can’t begrudge me that.
 
        
(
Sings
.)
 
              Lift the latch! Still is the night.
 
              Lift the latch! My love waits below.
 
              Bolt the latch! The sun rises bright.

SIEBEL.

 
Go to it, sing her praises and her glory!
 
I will chuckle in my own good time.
 
She’s played a dirty trick on me, she’ll do the
2110
same for you.
 
I hope she gets a hobgoblin for a lover!
 
Let him toy with her at a crossroads.
 
Some old goat returning from Block Mountain
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should gallop by and bleat good-night!
 
A red-blooded clean-cut fellow
 
is much too good for that slut.
 
Don’t talk to me about greetings—
 
unless it’s the kind that will smash her windows.

BRANDER
(
pounding on the table
)
.

 
Attention! Now listen to me!
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Gentlemen, admit it, I know how to live.
 
Some lovesick boys are with us this evening,
 
and it is proper that I present them
 
with something for the night.
 
Watch me! I give you the latest in songs!
 
Be sure to come in strong at the chorus!
 
        (
Sings
.)
 
              A rat lived in a cellar nest,
 
              Her paunch could not be smoother.
 
              She liked her lard and butter best,
 
              And looked like Martin Luther.
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              The cook she set some poison bait;
 
              
The rat got in an awful state,
 
              As if she had love in her belly.

CHORUS
(
jubilant
)
.

 
              As if she had love in her belly.

BRANDER.

 
              She scurried here and scurried there;
 
              She guzzled puddle juice.
 
              She scraped and flitted everywhere,
 
              Her frenzy was no use.
 
              She leapt great leaps in mortal fear,
 
              Without a doubt, the end was near—
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              As if she had love in her belly.

CHORUS.

 
              As if she had love in her belly.

BRANDER.

 
              And in the glaring light of day
 
              She ran into the kitchen,
 
              Dropped at the hearth and jerked and lay
 
              Panting hard and pitching.
 
              And now the cook did laugh to boot,
 
              “Ha! This is her final toot,
 
              As if she had love in her belly.”

CHORUS.

 
              As if she had love in her belly.
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SIEBEL.

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How the numbskulls enjoy themselves!
 
That’s what I call a skill to be admired,
 
sprinkling poison for poor and helpless rats!

BRANDER.

 
They enjoy, I see, your personal protection.

ALTMAYER.

 
The old potbelly with his bald pate!
 
Tough luck has made him tame and mellow;
 
he sees in the bloated rat
 
the living image of himself.
 
(
FAUST
and
MEPHISTOPHELES
enter
.)

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
Above all, I must now introduce you
 
to some jolly company,
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so that you can see how smooth your life can be.
 
To these people every day becomes a holiday.
 
With little mind and lots of zest
 
they twirl and dance in a tight little circle,
 
like a kitten chasing its tail.
 
So long as they keep their hangovers down
 
and the host keeps their credit up,
 
they are cheerful and carefree.

BRANDER.

 
Look, they’re just back from a journey;
 
you can see it by their strange getup.
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They’ve been here barely an hour.

FROSCH.

 
I’ll be damned, you’re right. A toast for my Leipzig!
 
It’s a little Paris and gives a man polish.
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SIEBEL.

 
What do you take these strangers for?

FROSCH.

 
Leave it to me. Once the glasses are filled,
 
I’ll pull some worms of truth from their noses,
 
easy as pulling babies’ teeth.
 
They seem to be of noble family
 
because they look proud and dissatisfied.

BRANDER.

 
I’ll bet they’re a couple of hucksters.

ALTMAYER.

 
Perhaps.

FROSCH.

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              Watch me. I’ll squeeze it out of them.

MEPHISTOPHELES
(
to
FAUST
)
.

 
The dears would never suspect the devil,
 
even if he had them by the collar.

FAUST.

 
We salute you, gentlemen.

SIEBEL.

 
                                                  We thank you and return your greeting.
 
        (
Softly, observing
MEPHISTOPHELES
from the corner of his eye
).
 
Why does the rascal drag one foot?

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
Allow us to join you at the table.
 
Since we can’t have wine of any quality,
 
let the company make up for it.

ALTMAYER.

 
You are a fastidious one, I see.

FROSCH.

 
You left Rippach late, I guess.
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Did you have supper with Master Hans?
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MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
We passed him on the road today.
 
But we spoke to him on our previous trip.
 
He had a lot to say about his cousins
 
and had greetings for each one of you.
 
        (
He bows to
FROSCH
.)

ALTMAYER
(
softly
)
.

 
There you are. The fellow is no fool.

SIEBEL.

 
                                                  A slippery customer!

FROSCH.

 
All right, just wait. I’ll trip him soon enough.

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
Unless I am mistaken, we just heard
 
the sounds of well-trained voices.
 
These vaulted ceilings surely should provide
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a splendid echo to such music!

FROSCH.

 
You are a virtuoso, I suppose?

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
Far from it! My strength is feeble, though my desire’s great.

ALTMAYER.

 
Give us a song!

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
                                   As many as you like.

SIEBEL.

 
Let it be a brand-new one.

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
We’ve just returned from Spain,
 
that lovely land of wine and song.
 
        (
Sings
.)
 
              In ages past there lived a king
 
              Who owned a large-size flea—

FROSCH.

 
Listen to that! A flea! Did you get that?
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There’s a neat fellow, a flea!

MEPHISTOPHELES
(
sings
)
.

 
              In ages past there lived a king
 
              Who owned a large-size flea.
 
              On him he lavished everything
 
              As if a son were he.
 
              He called the tailor of the court,
 
              Who quickly came a-running,
 
              To fit him doublets long and short
 
              And breeches that were stunning.

BRANDER.

 
And don’t forget to warn that tailor
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to measure for a very tight fit;
 
if he wants to save his neck,
 
there’d better be no wrinkles in those breeches.

MEPHISTOPHELES.

 
              In velvet and in silkiness
 
              The courtly flea was dressed
 
              To the hilt with ribbons on his dress
 
              And a shiny cross on his breast.
 
              And he nobly brought to court
 
              His brothers and his sisters,
 
              For he was now a mighty lord,
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              One of the State’s ministers.
 
              The lords and ladies of the State
 
              Were very sorely tried.
 
              The queen said to the chambermaid
 
              “We cannot shield our hide.”
 
              The fleas did make them shiver
 
              And squeal as they were nicked.
 
              We slither and we quiver
 
              As soon as we are pricked.

CHORUS
(
jubilant
)
.

 
              We slither and we quiver
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              As soon as we are pricked.

FROSCH.

 
Bravo, bravo! That was beautiful!

SIEBEL.

 
It should happen to all fleas.

BRANDER.

 
Cock your fingers, squish them prettily.

ALTMAYER.

 
Long live wine, and long live liberty!

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