Authors: Cynthia Harrod-Eagles
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Ring You Back
S
lider idled back to the station, through the home-going traffic, allowing his thoughts to disconnect in the hope that a lot of small things that were bothering him would join forces and present him with a petition.
O’Flaherty was the duty sergeant. ‘Ah, Billy, me boy, dere y’are!’ he said largely. His ‘Simple Man o’ the Bogs’ act, begun years before as a defence mechanism, had become a mere mannerism now. ‘Someone waiting to see you.’
‘That’s what they’ll put on my tombstone,’ Slider said.
‘Well, now,’ Fergus said, leaning on the door frame as one settling in for a bunny, ‘in a very real an’ metaphysical sense that’d be true.’
‘This is not the moment to convert me to Catholicism. Can we have the unreal and non-metaphysical news first?’
‘Ye’re a disappointment to me, darlin’,’ Fergus said with a fat sigh. ‘I could ha’ given it to Atherton, but I thought y’d be grateful, and y’d see me right for it. I only need another five conversions now to get me sainthood.’
‘I’ll convert later,’ Slider said, ‘though why you should care whether I’m analogue or digital . . . Who’s waiting for me?’
O’Flaherty gestured into the shop, and Slider peered round the door, to see a brace of teenagers sitting on the bench, looking resigned.
‘I think it could be your Snogging Couple,’ Fergus said. ‘Now isn’t that worth something?’
Slider patted his pockets. ‘I’d give you a Hail Mary but I’ve left my wallet upstairs.’
‘I can make change for a Paternoster,’ Fergus said hopefully. ‘Ah, you CID types are all tight. Short arms and long pockets. Where d’yiz want Janet and John?’
‘Stick them in an interview room.’ Slider sighed. ‘I wish you
had
given them to Atherton. I’ve got a lot to think about.’
‘He’s out. Ah, go on, take ’em! Me instinct tells me they’ve somethin’ to say. And they did come in of their own free will.’
‘If it’s the Snogging Couple, they should have come in days ago,’ Slider grumbled. ‘Oh well, I’d better talk to them, I suppose. They won’t have anything to tell me, of course. Just want to be noticed.’
‘Don’t we all?’ Fergus said.
‘I thought as a Catholic you were always being noticed.’
‘Glad to see y’ haven’t lost y’ sense a humour, darlin’,’ Fergus said, and went off to fetch the witnesses.
The Snogging Couple – for so it turned out to be – were Chantelle Watts and Tyler Burton. She was a meaty, pallid girl with straight fair hair, spots on her chin, an outsize bust and a stud in her eyebrow. He was slim, remarkably unpierced in any dimension, and had the thick black hair and tan skin that suggested Italian heritage. He looked a lot younger than her, though that may have been the effect of his slightness against her bulk, and the world-weary air that she felt suitable to the present situation.
‘My mum said we oughta come in,’ Chantelle said, when the introductions and social niceties had been got over. ‘She said there might be a reward.’
‘I’m afraid that’s not likely to happen,’ Slider said. ‘But you are doing the right thing in coming forward. That should be reward enough, to know you are helping.’
This idea wandered about the ether looking for a home, but evidently found Chantelle’s environment inhospitable. After an extensive gape she said, ‘What, you mean there’s no money in it?’
‘No one has offered a reward for information – yet. But I tell you what, I’ll make a note of your names and everything you tell me, and if there’s a reward offered later, you’ll be in line for it.’
Tyler, who seemed to be marginally the sharper tack of the two, jumped in while she was still construing this, and said, ‘I don’t want me name in the papers. Me dad’d kill me if he knew I was round ’ere. He don’t like us talking to the fuzz.’
‘Why don’t you just tell me what you know,’ Slider said patiently, cursing Atherton’s absence, Fergus’s instincts, and the lack of tea in his bloodstream, ‘and we’ll see how it goes. You saw something on Sunday night, did you?’
It took a degree of coaxing and carefully designed questions to extract the story, though after the first few sentences they were not unwilling to talk. Being noticed by a policeman was better than not being noticed by anyone, which was their usual fate. It was just that they had no idea how to string two sentences together – indeed, stringing words together was almost beyond them. Their real linguistic skill lay at the phoneme level. Chantelle could have snorted and grunted for Britain.
The story, as Slider painstakingly reconstructed it, was that they had been ‘messing around’ together most of Sunday, having met at Chantelle’s house in the afternoon, watched a film on telly, eaten some frozen pizza (though not, Slider was relieved to hear, until after it had been microwaved by Chantelle’s mum) and then, when the film was over, had become bored enough to heave themselves out of the sofa and go out in search of some mates.
That, he managed to work out, was about six o’clock. They had gone to a friend’s house, hung about there for a bit, then they and the friend had ‘gone down The Fairway’, where there was a patch of open green in front of the houses where they and their peers generally ‘hung about’. They had loitered around there for some time, ‘having a laugh’, which meant, as Slider knew, gossiping, teasing and insulting each other, texting and phoning other friends on their mobiles, and playing electronic games on the same. There were about ten of them, ranging in age from Tyler, who was just fifteen, through Chantelle who was sixteen, to a youth called Dean Scraggs who was eighteen but ‘a bit daft’, and therefore not welcome with any of the older gangs.
Finally some householders had objected to the noise and had come out to tell them to clear off, and having become bored with the scene, they obliged. They had wandered down to East Acton Lane, shedding a couple of bodies on the way, and fetched up at the Goldsmith’s Arms, where they had hung about outside while Dean Scraggs went in and bought two pints of lager. He brought them out and they shared them between them, standing on the pavement, where a number of other clients were enjoying the warm evening.
Eventually they had got noisy and drawn attention to themselves, and the publican, worried for his licence, came out and told them to clear off. There was another patch of green at the junction of East Acton Lane and Friar’s Place Lane, and they had hung about there for a bit, then wandered back the way they had come, losing more of the group. At the off-licence on Western Parade they had had a whip round and accumulated enough for Dean to go in and buy a bottle of cider. The remaining six of them had gone up to Old Oak Common and sat on the grass and drunk the cider and ‘had a laugh’ until it and the cigarettes had run out, at which point the other four had departed.
The recitation of this emptiness would have depressed Slider if he hadn’t heard it so many times before, and if it hadn’t seemed to be leading to something he needed to know.
‘What time do you think that was?’ he asked. ‘When the others left?’
Chantelle shrugged, but Tyler said, ‘It musta bin about eleven, summing like that. Cos when I texted Bazza it said eleven-fifteen on the phone, and that was after.’
This generation, Slider reflected, told the time more often by their mobiles than by watches. ‘Go on,’ he said. ‘What happened next?’
Alone together, the couple had chatted a bit and texted some friends, and then had grown amorous. They had started ‘snogging’, but after a bit they got annoyed because there were so many people coming past, and some of them tutted, and some of them stared, and Chantelle ‘lost it’ and mouthed off at them. Tyler didn’t want to get in a fight because he was more interested in Chantelle’s jugs and the prospect of investigating her knickers, so he proposed that they move round behind the council changing-room block. In its shadow, and concealed from the road, they would have a bit of privacy. And there they stayed, preoccupied with each other, until the girl had come along.
Chantelle, who had had her back to the wall, had seen her first across Tyler’s shoulder, coming across the Scrubs from the direction of the fair. She was carrying her shoes, and looked ‘pissed off’.
‘Was she crying?’ Slider asked.
‘Nah. But she might’ve been crying before.’ An effort of thought dredged up a detail. ‘She ’ad, like, mascara under here.’ She pointed under her eyes. ‘Like it’d run.’
‘What did she do next?’
The girl had passed by, and at this point Tyler had first seen her, going past the building and down towards the edge of the common, where it joined the pavement and the road. He described her as blonde, about his age, wearing a mauve top and a black skirt, and agreed she was carrying her shoes. She had stood around a bit, and then come back towards them.
‘She’d def’nitely bin crying,’ Tyler said. ‘You could see she was upset.’
‘I was gonna give ’er a mouf-ful,’ Chantelle admitted. ‘I mean, can’t a person get no privacy? But Tyler’s a softy.’
‘So she comes up and says she’s sorry for disturbing us,’ Tyler took up the story. ‘She had, like, this posh voice.’
‘Snobby cow,’ Chantelle said with automatic viciousness.
‘But it was manners, Chant, to say sorry an’ that,’ Tyler urged. Chantelle sniffed and rolled her eyes, unwilling to be convinced. ‘Anyway, she says – this girl says – she’s left her mobile at home, and can she use mine to make a call.’
‘I says no. Bloody cheek! Who’d she think she was?’ Chantelle interrupted.
‘But she said she’d pay for the call,’ said Tyler. ‘She says she needs to call someone to pick her up.’
‘She said that?’ Slider’s ears pricked with interest. ‘Did she say who? Her dad, maybe?’ But she was so close to home she could have walked it easily. Yet where else could she be taken at that time of night? Perhaps she wanted to speak to him out of earshot of her mother. Of course, she didn’t know Wilding had been out all evening – although he might have gone home by then: his timings under interview had been very vague.
‘No, she never said,’ Tyler answered. ‘I said go on then, and give her my phone, and she made a call.’
‘Did you hear anything of what she said? Anything at all?’
‘Nah, she took it and walked off a bit, and turned her back.’
‘I said to ’im you wanter watch she don’t nick it,’ Chantelle contributed.
‘She never wanted to nick it, Chant. She just wanted to call somebody. Anyway, she brings the phone back and says thank you, all posh, and offers me money. A two-quid piece it was. I said forget it.’
‘I told you he was a softy. I’d’ve took it.’
‘Well, she was upset,’ Tyler excused himself. ‘She weren’t on long.’
‘I’d’ve still took it. Snobby cow.’
There was a pause. ‘So what happened next?’ Slider asked.
Tyler and Chantelle had gone back to their kissing. Glancing that way from time to time, Tyler had seen the girl sit on the grass and put her shoes on. Then she stood by the side of the road as if she was waiting for someone. After a bit, a car came past, and Tyler had seen her perk up, as if she recognised it. It had gone past and stopped under the bridge, and she had hurried down to it, and got in.
‘What sort of car was it?’ Slider asked, mental fingers crossed.
‘It was a Ford Focus,’ Chantelle said. ‘I know, because my dad’s got one.’
‘What colour?’
‘I dunno. Black I think. I never see it proper till it was under the bridge, an’ it’s dark under there.’
‘Could it have been dark blue?’ Slider asked.
‘Coulda bin,’ Chantelle said after thought. ‘A right dark blue, though.’
‘Did you see the registration number?’
She was scornful. ‘What am I, a kid? Car numbers? I ’ad better fings to fink about.’
Slider turned to Tyler, and tried to give him a man-to-man, women-don’t-understand-these-things look. ‘You didn’t happen to notice the registration number, did you?’
‘Well,’ Tyler said, with deep reluctance to rupture the bond. ‘No. I never. I didn’t know it was important.’
‘Of course not,’ Slider said comfortingly. ‘But even if you remember part of it, it would help. A couple of letters?’
‘No,’ he said. ‘I never looked at it. But it weren’t a Focus, it was a Toyota Corolla.’
‘Shut up! It was a Focus,’ Chantelle said hotly. ‘D’you fink I don’t know me own dad’s car?’
‘Honest, Chant, it was a Corolla. They look the same from the back,’ he added placatingly. He looked at Slider. ‘Honest.’
‘What colour?’ Slider asked, his mind on tiptoe.
‘It was black, but that new black that’s, like, a bit blue. Sapphire Black they call it, but it looks blue sometimes, if you catch it that way. I see it as it come past, under the lights. But it
was
dark under the bridge.’ He glanced at his mate, obviously afraid of a handbagging for contradiction. Chantelle looked as though she could pack a punch. Her chubby fists were connected to meaty arms, and decorated with enough cheap rings to constitute a knuckle duster.
‘Did you see who was in the car as it went past?’ Slider asked next.
‘Nah, but I see him later when he got out,’ Tyler said.
‘Yeah,’ Chantelle took over, sensing the glory bit was coming, the bit that might earn the reward. ‘Tyler says she’s got out the car again, this girl, so I looks over there, and she’s like, running across the grass, or, like, half-running, cause her heels were, like, sticking in.’