Finches of Mars (2 page)

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Mangalian's Remark

To be on Mars …

This almost evolutionary step owes its existence to a small group of learned and wise men and women. Working at the end of the previous century, and spurred on to begin with by the provocation of the great Herbert Amin Saud Mangalian, the universities of the cultivated world linked themselves together under a charter which in essence represented a great company of the wise, the UU (for United Universities). The despatch of the two hydrologists to our nearby planet was the first UU move.

Mangalian spent a profligate youth on San Salvador, the island off Cuba, fathering several children on several women. The edict ‘Go forth and multiply' was his inspiration. Only when he met and married Beth Gul—both taking delight in this antiquated ceremony—did he reform, encouraged by her loving but disputatious nature. For a while he and Beth severed their connections with others. They read and studied; they led a rapt hermit's life.

Together, the two of them wrote a book from which great consequences sprang. It was entitled
The Unsteady State or, Starting Again from Scratch
.
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As was the fashion, this volume contained moving video and screamer shots married into the text. It argued that humanity on Earth was doomed, and that the only solution was to send our best away, where they could strive—on Mars and beyond—to achieve true civilization. It was sensationalist, but persuasive.

The declaration alarmed many in the West and infuriated many more in the Middle-East, as is generally the way when truth is plainly stated. It brought Mangalian to public attention.

He was an attractive young fellow, tall, sinewy, with a mop of jet black hair—and a certain gift of the gab.

It was only after his remark, ‘Countless lungs, countless penises, all working away! We shall run out of oxygen before we run out of semen!' that Mangalian's name became much more widely known, and his book more attentively read. ‘Semen is always trendy,' he told an interviewer, by way of explanation.

‘A handsome fellow' was how many people expressed in their various languages admiration and envy of Mangalian. Using his book as both inspiration and guide, several intellectuals made tentative efforts to link universities as the first step towards civilization elsewhere. There was no doubt that Mangalian was a vital advocate for a new association—the UU. While there were many who enthused over the idea of the UU, almost as many—in the main those living in slums, tents and sink estates—raged against its exclusivity.

So Mangalian, a youth with no university degree, became head, figurehead, of the newly formed UU. He was aware that any sunshine of global attention had its rapid sunset. Invited to England, he attracted representatives from the three leading universities, to shower them with challenges to unite.

‘All know you to be a footballing nation, but Q.P.R. and Q.E.D.
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should not be adversarial. A ball in the net is great—so is the netting of new facts.' He was being facile, but his argument scored a goal. The first three universities raised the purple and blue flag of the UU.

But a left wing politician remarked, ‘So, the words come from Oxford, but the cash comes from China …' It was certainly true, although not widely admitted, that NASA projects were nowadays kept afloat on Beijing currency—it was unlikely to be little different with the UU.

Under the goading of the young impresario Mangalian, many universities agreed to join the first three, to create a nation-like body of new learning, a corpus aloof from the weltering struggles of an underfed, under-educated and unreasoning range of random elements: the sick, the insane, the suicide-bombers and their like. Mangalian disliked this division. It was then he spoke for the colonisation of Mars. MARS, he said, stood for ‘MANKIND ACHIEVING (a) RENEWED SOCIETY.' Some laughed, some jeered. But the movers at last moved.

Even before all the various universities had finished signing on their various dotted United lines, an exploration duo was sent out to inspect Martian terrain. The terrain had been photographed previously, but trodden by a human's boot—never.

Operation Horizon consisted of two men and a robotruck. Modest though this expedition was, the future of an entire enterprise depended on it. If no watercourses were detected, then the great UU initiative was sunk as surely as the
Titanic
; if water was detected, and in sufficient quantities, then the project would proceed. Everything depended on two skilled hydrologists and a new-fangled robotruck, designed especially for the task.

The truck could be spoken to by screamer from a kilometre's distance. It was loaded with equipment. It also gave two men shelter in the chill sleep hours and enabled them to refill their oxygen tanks.

While electronics experts and eager young engineers worked on the truck, various hydrology experts were being interviewed. One of the men given the okay was the experienced Robert Prestwick, fifty-six years of age, and the other was Henry Simpson, sixty-one years old, famous for his design of the dome over Luna. He wasn't just a skilled hydrologist. Prestwick was a heavily built, blue jowled man. Simpson was of slighter build, and a head shorter than his friend. The robotruck was new, as stated.

The hydrologists had known each other on and off for something like thirty years, having first met at Paranal Observatory in Chile, which had been temporarily beset by flood problems. Now they joked, ‘So they send us to a planet believed to be without water …'

It seemed to be that way at first. The two men had begun by surveying the great central feature of the Martian globe, the Valles Marinaris, a gash in the planet a mile deep, stretching for almost two thousand miles. Howling winds blowing along the rift from east to west carried dust storms with them. The gales blew along its uninviting length, persuading the men to choose a more promising area to the north. The robotruck took them to the Tharsis Shield—at the north of which stood the grand old extinct volcano, Olympus Mons, once believed to be the home of gods. If their exploration was successful, no one believing in God was to be allowed on Mars.

Henry Simpson grumbled at the dimness of the light. ‘It's like 4:30 of a December afternoon back home. Midnight, in other words.'

‘Don't complain,' said Prestwick, with a chuckle. ‘At least God has given us this spare planet for gainful employment … We're sniffing water!' He pointed to the screen, his mood changed entirely. The robotruck was moving slowly; a flickering vein of green showed on its screen. They halted, getting a depth check.

‘Nine point four feet below surface.'

Prestwick wondered to himself what it would be like to have to live here. He'd been to some bleak places back home. Here, there was nothing­ but bleakness, water or no water …

Simpson came and stared over his comrade's shoulder at the screen.

‘Okay! Good! We need something nearer surface, but without being frozen solid.'

On the sweep again, they watched green delta-like traces close into a single strip. It then become faint and vanished. Simpson scratched his head.

‘We've struck an area.' He spoke surprisingly calmly.

Stopping the machine, Prestwick asked, ‘Retrace?' Both men had reacquired their usual poise.

‘Hang on. There's still something …' Simpson had a dedeaf to his forehead. Faintly came an intermittent boom and a faint low plop, such as a leaky tap might make, dripping into a puddle. The noises faded away and then returned, the tap noise slightly louder now.

‘Something's going on. Can only be water.' Simpson shivered. The sound was not a friendly one. ‘Couldn't be horse piss,' he added.

Prestwick by now had a dedeaf to his forehead too. He pulled a face at his partner. Both were well aware they were isolated on an unfriendly planet and this discovery would extend their stay. It was a disappointment—another week finding nothing and they would have been on the way back home. In time for Christmas. However, it was a well-paid stretch of employment.

‘Go on a bit,' Simpson told the truck. ‘Slowly, okay?'

They growled onwards, watching the screen. Suddenly the green strip was back on screen. It fattened. A thin green vein ran off from it, disappearing at the side of the screen. The sound too had changed; the dedeafs brought a noise as of someone humming tunelessly in a deep voice.

The strip widened, becoming marrow-shaped.

‘Depth down to surface?' Simpson asked.

‘Nineteen point nine to surface,' reported the truck.

He sighed. ‘And to bottom?'

‘Twenty-eight … correction … twenty-nine to bottom.'

The two men exchanged glances.

‘Small reservoir? Not bad.'

‘Better mark it. We can map the extent later.'

They climbed out and stood there on the lee side of the truck until the truck extruded a coloured peg containing internal figures which could be read by any other truck, should such a thing ever come this way.

It was a melancholy thought. The expedition was no more than that. Nothing might ever come this way again. Simpson shuddered inside his uniform.

The hydrologists laid a track. When a map was drawn up, a spider-like effect was apparent, with small streams leading off a reservoir of considerable size. The men were neither pleased nor displeased. Instead, they decided to take a rest.

‘We're not as young as we were—even you,' said Prestwick.

‘You're kidding,' said Simpson.

It was a struggle to climb into the small bunk beds. They slept in their clothes—breathing masks, boots and all. Simpson went outside, peering over the roof of the truck. Mars was like an old black-and-white illustration, such as one saw in the bygone newspapers of the early Twentieth Century. A few shapes, mysterious and malign, stood here and there—emblems of a cosmic disorder. Some distance ahead of Simpson stood his wife, Katie, motionless.

Simpson called to her, but sound did not carry. As he moved towards her, his boots grew heavier. He thought some white thing drifted above him, but could not raise his head to look.

‘My God, it's lovely here!'—he had meant to say ‘lonely' rather than ‘lovely'. ‘It's the graveddy,' he told himself. ‘Makes the lippers frabby.'

Olympus Mons lay somewhere ahead of him. Like a tit. Katie's tit.

‘Katie!' he called. Defying the laws of perspective, she became smaller as he approached. Her head was pointed. She had no face. She wore a trailing frock. He broke into a run. ‘Wait! Wait!'

She did not move. She dripped.

Katie was simply an icy pinnacle. A rocky spike adorned with a garment of multiple frosts. A thing to be hated rather than loved.

‘Oh, don't do this,' Simpson begged.

He looked round in despair. The world was empty. High above, a tiny distant spark moved.

‘You must be Swift … Named by Jonathan Deimos.' He spoke in a whisper. He had enlisted for this venture to escape his loneliness after his wife's death. But here it was echoing with loneliness: a whole planet full of it …

He found himself looking about, eyes half closed, dreading to see something, nothing. His wife would never visit Mars. This was a place of which God had never heard. So it had remained vacant and unwanted. Up For Sale. He fell to his knees.

It was impossible to say how greatly his way of life had changed since Katie had died. He lay in a kind of paralysis. Absurd to say he did not care about Katie; absurd not to say how much more … interesting … life had become.

Suppose it
had
been Katie just now and
he
who was dying. Dying in the snow …

Prestwick was leaning over him. He asked, ‘You all right, mate?'

Simpson returned to consciousness as if from the depths of an ocean. ‘What a dream! What a hellish place Mars is! Why should anyone want to come and live here? It's like a fucking cemetery.'

Prestwick remarked on the noise Simpson had been making, and advised him to take another sleeping pill, before changing the subject. ‘Do you remember when astronomers thought there was a major planet out beyond Pluto? Then they said it didn't exist, but instead there was a planet they called Eris. They'll be trying to get to Eris next. It's beyond the Kuiper Belt.'

Simpson made nothing of this, his mind being still filled with the sludge of his dream. ‘Jesus, I could do with a drink. The bastards might have granted us a bottle of rum.'

‘Ah, but rum costs. The bastards didn't send us here to drink.'

‘Sodding teetotallers, that's what …'

Silence fell between them until Prestwick pressed a button on the robotruck. ‘Get us two coffees, will you?'

‘Coming up.'

When Prestwick spoke again, he sounded rather tentative. ‘They are certainly paying us well enough for this job. I'm still paying off putting my two boys through college. But there have always been aspects of this job I hate.

‘For instance, if this UU project goes through, religion on the planet will be banned. Anyone getting here will have to be atheists.'

‘They can give the place to the devil for all I care.'

Prestwick hunched himself up in his bunk. ‘No, look, I want to talk seriously. We've got on okay. Now I'm a bit older, I start to try to think more deeply. Needs, regrets, desires … The way the impression section of your brain works. As a youngster, I was always too busy getting laid. Remember when we first met in Chile? I picked up—or I was picked up by—a woman who called herself Carmen. It was intended to be a one-night stand, but somehow we got a liking for each other. It was odd. Suddenly from impersonal to personal. She had a nice laugh.' He was thinking,
No one as yet has ever laughed on Mars …

‘Carmen! I'd do anything for a laugh in those days. I caught a rickety old coach out to her place. She held my hand with her rough hand. My hand so smooth—two worlds meeting—I felt a bit ashamed. Anything foreign excited me. I always had a hard on.