Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (37 page)

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FEMALE 2

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STEPHEN

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STEPHEN

Now, some people say that my songs aren't catchy. But
that's not true. And to prove it, I'll conduct a Sondheim

sing-along. Now everybody sing and just follow the
bouncing razor. Ready? One-two-twelve-eight.

[ALL repeat the two verses, with the audience.)

Very good. You all graduate! So now let's do it up to
tempo. One-two-twelve-eight.

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[Repeat the two verses double time, with the audience.]

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STEPHEN

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