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“Now pay attention,” Voltaire said when the scientist at last answered his call.
“Carefully.”

He cleared his throat, flung out his arms, and readied himself to declaim the brilliant
arguments he'd detailed, all shaped in another lettre.

The scientist's eyes were slits, his face pale. Voltaire was irked. “Don't you want to
hear?”

“Hangover.”

“You've discovered a single general theory explaining why the universe, so vast, is the
only possible one, its forces all exact -- and have no cure for hangover?”

“Not my area, ” he said raggedly. “Ask a physicist.”

Voltaire clicked heels, then bowed in the Prussian way he'd learned at Frederick the
Great's court. (Though he had always muttered to himself. German puppets', as he did so. )
“The doctrine of a soul depends on the idea of a fixed and immutable self. No evidence
supports the notion of a stable 'I,' an essential ego-entity King beyond each individual
existence -- ”

“True,” said the scientist, “though odd, coming from you.”

“Don't interrupt! Now, how can we explain the stubborn illusion of a fixed self or soul?
Through five functions -- themselves conceptual processes and not fixed elements. First,
all beings possess physical, material qualities, which change so slowly that they appear
to be fixed, but which are actually in constant material flux.”

“The soul's supposed to outlast those. ” The scientist pinched the bridge of his nose
between thumb and forefinger.

“No interruptions. Second, there is the illusion of a fixed emotional makeup, when
actually feelings -- as even that rude playwright Shakespeare pointed out -- wax and wane
as inconstantly as the moon. They, too, are in constant flux, though no doubt these
motions, just like the moon's, obey physical laws.”

“Hey, wait. That stuff earlier, about the theory of the universe -- did you know that back
in those Dark Ages?”

“I deduced it from the augmentations you gave me.”

The man blinked, obviously impressed. “I ... hadn't anticipated ... ”

Voltaire suppressed his irritation. Any audience, even one that insisted on participating,
was better than none. Let him catch up with the implications of his own actions, in his
own good time. “Third! -- perception. The senses, upon examination, also turn out to be
processes, in constant motion, not in the least fixed.”

“The soul -- ”

“Fourth!” Voltaire was determined to ignore banal interpolations. “Everyone has habits
developed over the years. But these too are made up of constant flowing action. Despite
the appearance of repetition, there's nothing fixed or immutable here.”

“The Grand Universal Theory -- that's what you accessed, right? How'd you crack the files?
I didn't give you -- ”

“Finally! -- the phenomenon of consciousness, the so-called soul itself. Believed by
priests and fools -- a redundancy, that -- to be detachable from the four phenomena I've
named. But consciousness itself exhibits characteristics of flowing motion, as with the
other four. All five of these functions are constantly grouping and regrouping. The body
is forever in flux, as is all else. Permanence is an illusion. Heraclitus was absolutely
right. You cannot set foot into the same river twice. The hungover man I'm regarding now
-- pause but a second -- is not the same hungover man I am regarding now. Everything is
dissolution and decay -- ”

The scientist coughed, groaned. “Damn right.”

“ -- as well as growing, blossoming. Consciousness itself cannot be separated from its
contents. We are pure deed. There is no doer. The dancer can't be separated from the
dance. Science after my time confirms this view. Looked at closely, the atom itself
disappears. There is no atom, strictly speaking. There is only what the atom does.
Function is everything. Ergo, there is no fixed, absolute entity commonly known as soul.”

“Funny you should bring up the issue, ” said the scientist, looking at Voltaire
meaningfully.

He waved away the point. “Since even rudimentary artificial intelligences such as Gar�on
exhibit all the functional characteristics I have named -- even, so it would appear,
consciousness -- it is unreasonable to withhold from them rights that we enjoy, though
allowing, naturally, for class differences. Since in this distant era farmers,
shopkeepers, and wigmakers are granted privileges equal with those of dukes and earls, it
is irrational to withhold such privileges from beings such as Gar�on.”

“If there's no soul, there's obviously no reincarnation of it either, right?”

“My dear sir, to be born twice is no more odd than to be born once.”

This startled the scientist. “But what's reincarnated? What crosses over from one life to
the next? If there's no fixed, absolute self? No soul?”

Voltaire made a note in the margin of his lettre. “If you memorize my poems -- which for
your own enlightenment I urge you do -- do they lose anything you gain? If you light a
candle from another candle's flame, what crosses over? In a relay race, does one runner
give up anything to the other? His position on the course, no more. ” Voltaire paused for
dramatic effect. “Well? What do you think?”

The scientist clutched his stupefied head. “I think you'll win the debate.”

Voltaire decided now was the time to put forward his request. “But to assure my victory, I
must compose an additional lettre, more technical, for types who equate verbal symbols
with mere rhetoric, with empty words.”

“Have at it, ” said the scientist.

“For that, ” Voltaire said, “I will need your help.”

“You got it.”

Voltaire smiled with what he hoped was an appealing sincerity, since that was what he most
certainly was not. “You must give me everything you know of simulation methods.”

“What? Why?”

“This will not merely spare you immense labor. It will enable me to write a technical
lettre, aimed at converting specialists and experts to our point of view. Far more than
those in Junin Sector. All Trantor, then all the Galaxy, must be converted -- or else
reactionaries shall rebound and crush your vaunted renaissance.”

“You'll never be able to follow the math -- ”

“The Newtonian calculations I brought to France, I remind you. Give me the tools!”

Clutching his temples, the scientist slumped forward over his control board with a moan.
“Only if you promise not to call me for at least the next ten hours.”

“Mais oui, ” said Voltaire with an impish smile. “Monsieur requires time -- how do you say
it en Anglais? -- to sleep it off.”

Sybyl waited nervously for her turn on the agenda of the executive meeting of Artifice.
Associates. She sat opposite Marq, contributing nothing to the discussion, as colleagues
and superiors discussed this aspect and that of the company's operation. Her mind was
elsewhere, but not so far gone as to fail to notice the curly hair on the back of Marq's
hands, and a single vein that pulsed -- sensuous music -- in his neck.

As the president of Artifice Associates dismissed all those not directly involved in the
Preserver-Skeptic Project, Sybyl assembled the notes she'd prepared to present her case.
Of those present, she knew she could count only on Marq's support. But she was confident
that, with it, the others would go along with her proposal.

The day before, she had told the Special Projects Committee, for the first time, the Maid
had broken her reclusive pattern. She initiated contact, instead of waiting to be
summoned, trailing her usual air of reluctance. She'd been deeply disturbed to learn from
“Monsieur Arouet” that she must defeat him in what she called “the trial,” or else be
consigned once again to oblivion.

When Sybyl had acknowledged that that was probably true, the Maid became convinced that
she was going to be cast again into “the fire.” Disoriented and confused, she begged Sybyl
to allow her to retire, to consult her “voices.”

Sybyl had furnished her with restful wallpaper backgrounds: forest, fields, tinkling
streams.

She probed for vestigial memories like those Marq had mentioned, of a debate 8,000 years
ago. Joan did carry traces, just bits someone had overlooked in a previous erasing. Joan
identified Faith with something called “robots.” Apparently these were mythical figures
who would guide humanity; perhaps some deities?

Several hours later, Joan had emerged from her interior landscape. She requested
high-level reading skills, so that she might compete with her “inquisitor” on a more equal
footing.

“I explained to her that I couldn't alter her programming without this committee's
consent.”

“What about your client?” the president wanted to know.

“Monsieur Boker found out -- he wouldn't tell me how; a press leak, I suspect -- that
Voltaire is to be her rival in the debate. Now he's threatening to back out unless I give
her additional data and skills.”

“And ... Seldon?”

“He's saying nothing. Just wants to be sure he's not implicated.”

“Does Boker know we're handling Voltaire for the Skeptics as well as Joan for him?”

Sybyl shook her head.

“Thank the Cosmic for that,” said the executive of Special Projects.

“Marq?” the president asked, eyebrows raised.

Since Marq had once suggested the very course Sybyl now proposed, she assumed his accord.
So she was stunned when he said, “I'm against it. Both sides want a verbal duel between
intuitive faith and inductive/deductive reason. Update the Maid, and all we will succeed
in doing is muddying the issue.”

“Marq!” Sybyl cried out.

Heated discussion followed. Marq fired one objection after another at everyone who favored
the idea. Except Sybyl, whose gaze he carefully avoided.

The president said, “I remind you that we're skating on thin e-field here. Sims like this
are taboo. Junin Sector elements offered us a big bonus to even attempt this -- and we've
succeeded. But we're taking risks. Big ones.”

As they left the conference room Sybyl whispered to Marq, “You're up to something.”

He looked distracted. “Research. Y'know, that's when you're working hard, but you don't
know where you're going.”

He walked on, obliviously, while she stood with her mouth open. How could she read this
man?

Unresponsive to the presence of Madame la Sorciere, the Maid sat upright in her cell, eyes
closed. Warring voices pealed inside her head.

The noise was like the din of battle, chaotic and fierce. But if she listened intently,
refusing to allow her immortal spirit to be ripped from her mortal flesh -- then, then, a
divinely orchestrated polyphony would show her the rightful course.

The Archangel Michael, and St. Catherine, and St. Margaret -- from whose mouths her voices
often spoke -- were reacting fiercely to her involuntary mastery of Monsieur Arouet's
Complete Works. Particularly offensive to Michael was the Elements de Newton, whose
philosophy Michael perceived to be incompatible with that of the Church -- indeed, with
his own existence.

The Maid herself was not so sure. She found, to her surprise, a poetry and harmony in the
equations that proved -- as if proof were required -- the unsurpassed reality of the
Creator, whose physical laws might be fathomable but whose purposes were not.

How she knew these beauties was rather mysterious. She saw into the calculus of force and
motion, the whirl of worlds. Like the lords and ladies at court, inert matter made its
divinely orchestrated gavotte. These things she sensed with her whole self, directly, as
if penetrated by divine insight. Beauties arrived, out of pale air. How could she discount
sublime perceptions?

Such divine invasion must be holy. That it came to her as a flood of memory, skills,
associations, only proved further that it was heaven sent. La Sorciere murmured something
about computer files and sub-Agents, but those were incantations, not truths.

Far more offensive to her than this new wisdom, far more, was that its author was an
Englishman.

“La Henriade.” She told Michael, citing another of Monsieur Arouet's works, “is more
repulsive than Les Elements. How dare Monsieur Arouet, who arrogantly calls himself by the
false name Voltaire, state that in England reason is free, while in our own beloved
France, it's shackled to the dark imaginings of absolutist priests! Was it not Jesuit
priests who first taught this inquisitor how to reason?”

But what enraged the Maid most of all and made her thrash and strain at her chains --
until, fearing for her safety. La Sorciere freed her chafed ankles and wrists -- was his
illegally printed, scurrilous poem about her. Villainous verse!

As soon as she was sure her voices had withdrawn, she waved a copy of 'La Pucelle' at the
sorceress, incensed that the chaste Saints Catherine or Margaret -- who had momentarily
vanished, but would surely return -- might be forcibly exposed to its lewdness. Both
saints had already reproached her for her silly, girlish speculations about how attractive
Monsieur Arouet might be -- what was she thinking? -- if he removed his ridiculous wig and
lilac ribbons.

“How dare Monsieur Arouet represent me this way?” she railed, knowing full well that her
stubborn refusal to call him Voltaire irked him no end. “He adds nine years to my age,
dismisses my voices as outright lies. And slanders Baudricourt, who first enabled me to
put before my king my vision for both him and France. A writer of preachy plays and
irreverent slanders against the faithful, like Candide, he well may be -- but that
insufferable know-it-all calls himself a historian! If his other historical accounts are
no more reliable than the one he gives of me, they and not my body deserve the fire.”

The woman La Sorciere paled before this onslaught. These people -- if people they were at
all, here in a byzantine, cloudy Purgatory -- backed away from the true ferocity of divine
Purpose. Joan towered over the woman, with some relish.

“Newton's clockwork wisdom is an intriguing vision of Creation's laws, ” Joan thundered,
“but Voltaire's history is a work of his imagination! -- made up of three parts bile, two
spleen.”

She raised her right arm in the same gesture she'd used to lead her soldiers and the
knights of France into battle against the English king and his minions -- of whom, she now
saw clearly, Monsieur Arouet de Voltaire was one. A warrior femme inspiratrice with an
intense aversion to the kill, she now vowed all-out war against this, this -- she gasped
in exasperation, “This nouveau riche bourgeois upstart darling of the aristocratic class,
who's never known real want or need, and thinks horses are bred with carriages behind
them.”

“Get him!” La Sorciere, ablaze with the Maid's fire, raged. “That's what we want!”

“Where is he?” demanded the Maid. “Where is this shallow little pissoir stream? -- that I
may drown him in the depths of all I have suffered!”

Oddly, La Sorciere seemed pleased by all this, as if it fit some design of her own.