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Authors: Gina Lamm
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of Miss Ramsey at bay. He must think of something else,
anything else.
His Aunt. Millie. She’d looked especially poor today.
Avery tightened his jaw as he watched the sand fall
into the bag. Half full now.
The disease had been progressing faster these last few
months. Surely the squalid conditions of her surroundings
were of no assistance, but what could he do? With his
wages from service and his winnings from the tourneys, it
was all he could manage to keep her fed and in medicine.
The medicine.
He winced as he dropped the scoop back into its pail.
The medicine that helped her also made her ill when she
took it. But Leah had tried to help, and failing that, Leah
had reached for his hand.
Damn
and
blast!
He swung at the bag and smiled inwardly at the
stinging satisfaction of his knuckles. Miss Ramsey, not
Leah. And she was none of his affair. None at all.
The bag creaked against the ropes as he pummeled
it again.
His work this night would be most satisfying. He’d
exorcise the demons in his head by punishing his body.
And isn’t that just what he’d been doing his whole life?
i
The next day dawned bright and sunny, the perfect
weather for a proper British party, Leah thought.
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Well, maybe not the typical British weather, but
beautiful anyway.
Leah tried to keep from yawning as she helped Cook
load a basket full of her best scones. Apparently Mrs.
Dearborn, the Granville House cook, was better at scone
making than the Tunstall Place’s own kitchen mistress.
And the dowager demanded the best for her events, as
Leah had been reminded, oh, about a billion times since
she’d descended the stairs in the pre- dawn hour.
“Ramsey, tuck that cloth around the scones, and then
the footmen can take this basket. Do be careful, girl.”
Leah wasn’t exactly sure how she could screw this up,
but she tucked the cloth carefully anyway. The kitchen
around her was a maddening mix of rushing maids and
steaming pots, noise and mayhem almost like opening
night of a musical. It was like everyone expected the
queen herself to show up at this rout.
Leah frowned as she shut the basket. She knew there
was a prince regent about now, but was there a queen?
She wasn’t sure. Renaissance history she was much
clearer on, but nineteenth century? Not so much. She
couldn’t remember one being mentioned in any of her
favorite books placed during this time. She’d have to ask
Avery later.
“Don’t dawdle, Ramsey, you must hurry. The
carriages are leaving in a moment. Take that hamper.”
Mrs. Harper’s hands fluttered like deranged humming-
birds as she shooed Leah toward the door.
Toting the basket, Leah hummed under her breath as
she reached the fresh air and sunlight outside. The chaos
she’d just left seemed far away, and she took a grateful,
cleansing breath. Man, she’d needed that.
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“Good morning, Ramsey.”
A deep voice behind her made her jump. She turned
to find out who’d spoken.
“Hello,” she said, smiling politely to the stranger. “Do
I know you?”
“No’ yet,” he said in the lightest trace of a brogue.
“But I’d like to remedy that. I’m Lachlan Mackenzie, the
stable master. May I take your hamper to the carriage?”
Leah smiled. What a gentleman. Her head tilted in the
beginning of a grateful nod when the basket was lifted
from her hands.
“I’ll take it. Get into the carriage.”
Leah wheeled on Avery, who now held the basket.
Around the handle, his scarred knuckles were white
with tension.
“Well, good morning to you too, sunshine. Is there a
problem?” She glared at him, digging her toe into the gravel.
He leaned close to her as the Scotsman gave a mocking
smile. Avery hissed the words into her ear. “Get into the
carriage, and do not argue with me.”
Mrs. Harper opened the door to the area, stifling
Leah’s retort. Ooooh, Avery was so going to freaking
get it later. Glowering at him, Leah turned on her heel
and half stomped to the plain black carriage that stood
waiting outside the area.
What was Avery’s deal, anyway? The stable master
had been nice to her. He definitely hadn’t been as
macho- chest- beaty as Avery had. He was almost acting
possessive of her.
That thought nearly made her trip on a cobblestone.
Avery didn’t feel that way about her, did he? In a fog, she
climbed into the carriage and reluctantly took the empty
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seat beside Henrietta. A knot started in her stomach,
tension and nausea combined. He hadn’t said anything,
hadn’t given any indication he was interested in pursuing
her. And, on that somewhat awkward subject, what was
she feeling for him?
She looked down at her gloved hands. She was here
for the duke, wasn’t she?
“Sara,” Henrietta said loudly. Leah tossed a hard
glance sideways at the little devil maid, her bullshit- alarm throwing off some huge signals.
“Yes, Henrietta?”
“Did you know that the dowager especially likes it
when servants speak with her in a familiar manner?”
Henrietta smoothed her skirt nonchalantly. “I am told
that she and her scullery maid have a nice little tête– à–
tête every evening.”
Sara’s jaw dropped in clearly overdramatic shock.
Leah rolled her eyes.
“Oh yes,” Sara nodded, her words wooden. She’d
clearly practiced this hundreds of times. “The dowager
does indeed like it when servants call her by her Christian
name, Hyacinth.”
“Yes. And she is also quite fond of…” Henrietta
trailed off as Avery and another footman entered the
carriage. Once they were seated and the door closed, the
carriage creaked to a start and jounced along the road
toward Tunstall Place.
Well, at least Henrietta and Sara stopped giving me advice
that’ll get me skewered by the dowager
, Leah thought. Avery sat across from her, looking out the window. She took
advantage of the silence to examine him and gauge her
reactions. It was almost like a science experiment.
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His hands folded in his lap, his jacket pressed and
straight, his hair pulled neatly back into what he called a
queue, his face solemn. His hazel eyes, clear and bright
as they looked out on the slowly passing streets. His
nose was crooked, and she caught herself wondering
what had happened to disrupt the straightness. Her skin
warmed as she took him in, and something in her chest
loosened pleasantly.
They jounced over a rut, and she realized with a start
that she’d been staring at him like he was a half- dressed
Chippendale. Heat climbed her cheeks and she looked
out the window herself.
What the hell was wrong with her?
DUKE
. She was here for the
DUKE
. Not for his
manservant. Mrs. Knightsbridge had been clear. Well,
sort of clear. And Avery had sworn that he was the last
person on earth who could be meant for her. So she’d
best get her brain in the game and start playing to win.
The carriage jounced along the busy and crowded
streets, the air inside thick with tension.
Leah picked at the threads on her cloak. This was as
awkward as a blind group date.
The footman beside Avery was checking out Sara,
who was staring at the ceiling as if it was printed with
the winning lotto numbers. Henrietta glared at Avery as
if she could make him disappear for ruining her set- up of
Leah’s failure. And Avery stared out the window, a crease
marring his forehead.
Dump them in a big house with some video cameras,
and there was reality TV gold right there.
Fortunately, the carriage ride only lasted about fifteen
minutes. They rolled to a stop beside a beautiful manor
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that looked a lot like Granville House, only not quite
as fancy. Avery offered his hand to assist her from the
carriage, but Leah ignored it and hopped down to the
gravel alone. Sure, it was a childish move, but damn it,
he’d acted like a caveman with Lachlan earlier.
Mrs. Harper, who’d ridden in the first carriage,
clapped her hands.
“Henrietta, Sara, Ramsey, attend me.”
Why
do
I
get
called
by
my
last
name?
It was a stupid thing to let bother her, but it did. Just another way to keep
her separated. She followed the other maids and stood
behind them as Mrs. Harper doled out duties for the day.
The preparations took forever, but they passed by in
such a whirl of activity that it was hard to really gauge
the passing of time. There were tablecloths to be ironed,
flowers to be arranged, china to clean, silver to polish,
and enough other things to keep a platoon of Mr. Cleans
busy for a good month. But with the army of maids and
footmen from both Tunstall Place and Granville House,
all of it got done in time for the party.
“Now,” Mrs. Harper said in an excitedly hushed
voice, “we must be ready when the guests arrive.
Henrietta, Sara, you remain in the entry hall to assist with
hats and coats and the like. Teresa, you can assist with the
trays when they’re rung for. Henry, George, do go and
help Cook.” She turned to address the butler.
“Um, Mrs. Harper?” She hated to speak, but she was
tired of being ignored. She’d been standing there for
twenty minutes waiting for her assignment. “Where do
you want me?”
“Oh, anywhere, girl, do find something.” Mrs.
Harper dismissed her with a wave of her hand.
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Stung, Leah turned toward the large drawing room
that would see the most action. Maybe there was a
tablecloth to straighten or a settee to dust or a chamber
pot to empty.
She shuddered. Approaching footsteps made her turn.
“Miss Ramsey, I have but a moment, but do let me
apologize for my behavior toward you this morning.”
Avery’s voice was nearly a whisper.
“What is your problem?” Leah hissed back to him,
picking up a vase of flowers and straightening the cloth
beneath it. “You act like you don’t give two shits about
me and then you treat me like I’m some kind of helpless
female who needs you. Which is it?”
His jaw worked silently for a moment.
“Russell, you’re needed in the drive. His Grace has
arrived,” the Tunstall Place butler called.
Without another word, Avery gave her a quick look
and strode away.
“Stupid man,” Leah mumbled beneath her breath.
She plucked a wilted leaf from a daisy. “What am I
saying? They’re all stupid.”
The guests started to arrive. Backing into a half- hidden
corner, she pretended to dust some figurines while she
soaked in her first glimpse of true London gentility.
It was like being a guest at William and Kate’s
wedding, only without all the tabloid reporters.
There were beautiful women, wearing insanely deco-
rated hats and beautiful, ornate gowns. The footmen
took turns showing the ladies in, one by one. Their
escorts, gentlemen dressed in tight breeches and colorful
waistcoats, followed, straightening their jackets and
laughing with one another.
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Leah sighed with happiness as she pressed up against
the half- wall that shielded her. God, this was beautiful.
The gowns, the clothes, it was straight out of a dream
she’d had in college— the one that almost made her go
into theatrical costume design. It was only her inability to
survive as the permanent houseguest on someone’s futon
that prevented her from chasing that dream all the way
to Broadway.
But here, seeing such opulence firsthand? It brought
back the feelings full force, and she happily swam in them.
Polite chitchat and laughter swirled around Leah as the
guests made their way into the sitting room. The other
maids and footmen scurried around in the background,
but Leah didn’t really pay them any attention. The real
show was the lords and ladies, and she intended to enjoy
it as much as possible.
She did until Henrietta, buried under several ladies’
cloaks, shot Leah an evil glance as she passed. Startled,