God bless you, Dr. Kevorkian (29 page)

one of which

heard which was one-hundred-percent suc-
cessful. Nobody on the face of the Earth has a native
as a forebear!

As is now the case

tuberculosis,

is a new strain of the ethnic-cleansing bacterium that makes
conceivable remedies of the past seem pathetic or even absurd.
every case nowadays:

late! The victims are practically
all dead or homeless by the

they

mentioned on

the six o'clock news.

AH that good people can do about the disease
ethnic

cleansing, now always a

accompli,

to rescue the sur-

vivors. And watch

for Christians!

This is

signing off.

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my career

in

journalism,

dear listeners, almost certainly ends today. No sooner had Jack Kervorkian unstrapped me from my gurney, and I sat up and prepared to tell of my interview in Heaven with the late Isaac Asimov, than Jack was hustled out of here in

answer a murder charge in Michigan. Irony of ironies! This purported murderer has saved my life more than a dozen times! With Jack gone, this lethal-injection facility no longer feels like a home away from home to me. Forgive my mixed emotions, then, as I mourn the misery of one friend, Jack, who is still alive, while rejoicing in the relative well-being of
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