Authors: Cynthia Harrod-Eagles
âWell, no,' June said. âOf course, before we split up, he'd left everything to me, but that was a long time ago â what, sixteen years, now? I'm sure he must have made new arrangements since then. Knowing Lionel,' she added, âhe probably left everything to charity. If there was anything left. I don't think he'd worked in years, and he was always giving it away.' This last had an accusatory tone.
âIs there anything else we can help you with, Inspector?' Buckland asked briskly, with more than a hint of hoping there wouldn't be. Outside the sun was declining and it was nearing the hour when a working man required his dinner on the table. With possibly a drink beforehand, as it was Friday and the start of the weekend.
âI can't think of anything at the moment,' Slider said, leaving space for a return visit if necessary. âThank you for your help.'
The three of them saw him out, Buffy much the most sorry to see him go. Buckland yanked the dog back in and shut the front door so fast that Slider almost lost a buttock.
On the tarmac outside there was another, much larger, high-side van, white, with bold black letters on the sides and back that read:
BARNET MULTIBELT LTD
MATERIALS HANDLING SOLUTIONS
INSTALLATION AND MAINTENANCE
Well, Slider thought, getting back into his car, you couldn't get more industrial and manly than conveyor belts, could you? June Bromwich-as-was, having taken a wrong turning with the epicurean Bygod, had finally got her caveman in the bedroom.
S
lider rang his old friend Pauline Smithers at Scotland Yard. She had done hard years in the former SO5 Child Protection unit, pursuing a vicious child pornography ring, the sort of job that burns you out, and from which you have to go into convalescence. Hence she was now in charge of the missing persons section of the Homicide unit. Following the rule that Met Police initials have to be changed every two years, it was called SD1 â SDs being the newer, sexier versions of SOs.
She was also now a Detective Chief Superintendent, though she and Slider had started at the same time and had been at Hendon together. The difference in their career trajectories had upset his first wife, Irene, no end.
âBill! Good to hear from you again.'
âHow are the missing persons?' he asked.
âIt's “missing persons and abductions with danger of the taking of life”,' she corrected him sternly.
âHaving fun?'
She caved. âAfter child pornography, it's the equivalent of a stay in a cottage hospital,' she admitted. âI've got a good team â all old-fashioned coppers, no lightweights or prima donnas. I think there's a sort of ox-bow effect going on, where the weighty, experienced and human candidates get washed into my corner and deposited, while the frolickers float merrily by on the main stream.'
âI'm glad to hear it,' Slider said. Like him, she had never been happy with the politics in the Job. Unlike him, she had concealed her dislike better and learned to work round it. But of course, being a woman and headed for the stars had meant she was never able to marry. She had a very expensive riverside flat on the Isle of Dogs and a Siamese cat.
âWhat can I do for you?' she said. âYou only phone me up when you want something.'
âThat's cruel. How often do you phone me?'
âTrue. Well, what is it?'
âI wondered if you knew anything about Lionel Bygod from your former incarnation in SO5.'
âThat name sounds familiar. Context?'
âHe was the defence solicitor in the Noel Roxwell case.'
âOh, I remember that vaguely. It wasn't one of ours, but I remember reading about it in the papers. Refresh me.'
Slider gave her an outline of the case. âWhat I want to know is whether there was any grain of truth in the accusations against Bygod, and whether he's been up to anything similar since then.'
âWell, it's not my bailiwick now, of course, but I can ask around for you. Why do you think he
has
been involved in it?'
âHe's turned up dead â murdered â and I'm wondering if there's a revenge or vigilante element in it. He seems to have been a secretive sort of bloke â nobody knows much about him.'
âAnd you think he may have been secretive for a reason,' she finished for him. âAll right, since it's you asking, I'll see what I can find out. I wouldn't do it for just anyone, you know.'
âI know. I love you, Pauly.'
âHa! If only! Famous words, Bill Slider â never backed up by any action, I note.'
âWhy don't you come over to my place for dinner some time?' he invited. And realizing that âsome time', in the context of an invitation, is as good as ânever', he added cordially, âWhat about this evening?'
âThis is your place with your wife, is it? And child, and dear old dad?'
âThey'll all be there,' he said, with a grin to himself. They had always played the game between them that she was hopelessly in love with him. There had, in fact, been a certain
tendresse
at one stage in their lives, but he had been too diffident to pursue it, and events had drawn them apart.
âI'll pass, then, thanks,' she said, and added: âAs a matter of fact, I'm seeing someone these days.'
âReally? I'm glad to hear it. Who is he? Not another SO headcase, I hope?' She had once gone out with a DCS in the drugs unit of SO7 who had brought her close to suicide.
âWe're not all headbangers,' she objected. âHe's in SD6.' This was the Economic and Specialist Crime Command. âCheque and Plastic Crime Unit. A nice steady nine-to-five job, no midnight stake-outs or high-speed car chases. He's normal, Bill.'
âIs it serious?'
She didn't answer that. âI like him,' she said instead. âHis name's Bernard and he's nice and funny and I like him.'
He smiled to himself. âWell, if you won't come to dinner, we must get together for a drink after work one evening.'
âYou always say that, and we never do it.'
âThis time we will. I'll ring you.'
âYou always say that, too.'
âWell, I don't see that it gets us any further,' Atherton said when Slider recounted his visit to the Bucklands.
âMore suspicions on your side of the argument,' Slider pointed out.
âThat Bygod was a little light on his feet? In his ex-wife's opinion? But where does
that
get us?'
âI don't know. Clear as you go, that's my motto. Found the Crondaces yet?'
âYep. And since they're now in three different locations, I think I did pretty well. You'll have to decide which you want to lean on.'
âYes, but not now. Time to go home. Why don't you come over to supper tonight? Joanna's not working. Come home with me â I don't like thinking of you alone all evening.'
âI have to go and feed the cats,' Atherton said neutrally.
âWell, come on from there,' Slider said cordially.
âThanks, but I have plans,' Atherton said. Slider waited a receptive moment, but Atherton did not elaborate. He wasn't usually secretive about his after-work life, not with Slider, who was friend as well as boss. But as boss, Slider could not press him. With a mental shrug, he had to leave it at that.
âThat's twice in the course of half an hour I've been turned down,' he said instead. âI'm beginning to feel rejected.'
âWho else turned you down?' Atherton asked.
âPauline Smithers. She's going out with a man called Bernard.'
âBut I bet she'll be thinking of you,' Atherton reassured him.
Joanna was at home, but Dad wasn't â Friday night was his bridge night. âNot that it makes any difference,' Joanna said. âAll the same people go to the bridge club as the Scrabble club. It's the over sixties pickup centre of Chiswick. He gives me a sly smile and won't answer when I ask what goes on there. I'm thinking Sodom and Gomorrah.'
âMore likely Schweppes and Gordons,' Slider corrected. âI asked Atherton back to supper tonight.'
âOh, good,' Joanna said. âI can stretch the chicken. What time's he coming?'
âHe isn't. He turned me down. Said he had plans.'
â“Had plans”?' she queried. âThat's a bit American of him. What plans?'
âHe didn't say.'
âDidn't or wouldn't?'
âI suspect it was “wouldn't”.'
Joanna regarded him a moment. âYou aren't thinking ⦠Oh, come on, Bill! Just because Emily's away, you can't think he'sâ'
âRiding the carnal carousel? I hope not. But she's been away a lot lately,' he said unhappily.
âBut he loves her.'
âHe does,' Slider agreed. âBut he's not used to going without. Satan finds mischief for idle hands to do. And other bodily parts.'
âDon't go there.'
âAnd I get the feeling just lately that they've been quarrelling a lot.' He looked at Joanna. âHas she said anything about it?'
Joanna paused. âI was going to say “no”, but ⦠She did say they had a disagreement about something. I didn't think it was important â I mean, who doesn't disagree from time to time? But if you think â¦' She brooded.
âWell?' he prompted eventually. She looked up. âWhat did they disagree about? Or is it girly stuff you can't tell me?' He held up his hands quickly. âDon't tell me anything sticky. I have to work with this man. In fact, you probably shouldn't tell me anyway. None of my business.'
âIt's nothing like that,' she said, amused by his sensibilities. âIt's just she wants them to move into her father's old flat, and he doesn't want to leave his house. She was afraid he had issues â sorry, horrible word â about their living together but, as I pointed out, they practically do live together anyway, only it's at his place. But the flat is much bigger and the parking is easier, and it's easier for her to get to Heathrow from there, so it seems sensible to move. She doesn't understand why he's resisting.'
âIt's a big step,' Slider said. âHe'd be giving up his independence.'
âOh, rubbish! Why do men always regard relationships as a trap set by female praying mantises?'
âIt's not a matter of relationships,' Slider said. âThe house is his. The flat's hers. He'd be living in her house. That's just a fact.'
âWell, they could work out the finances,' Joanna said reasonably. âAnyway, I don't even know if it was a serious disagreement, so I don't know why I'm talking.'
âNo, and they'll sort it out for themselves in any case,' Slider said. âAs I said, it's none of my business. Subject closed.'
Joanna stepped close, took his face in her hands, and kissed him.
âWhat was that for?' he asked when she released him.
âFor being a nice man, and caring about Jim's welfare.'
âI did say “subject closed”,' he reminded her.
âI'll worm it all out of him next time we're together,' she promised. âInvite him again, another night. When's Emily coming back?'
âNot sure. Next week some time, I think.'
âPlenty of time, then,' she said, turning back to the cooking. âDo you want potatoes as well, or just veg?'
Plenty of time to get into trouble, Slider thought. That was the problem.
Slider's instinct was right, and Kroll did come crawling home; not under cover of darkness, though, but halfway through the morning with the air of a weary dog after one of those marathon cross-country treks that always get in the soft pages of newspapers.
Mrs Kroll hadn't gone to work that morning, which had made it easier for the surveillance teams, so all four of them were inside when the word was given for the teams to move in.
âKroll came quietly,' Hollis reported to Slider. âI think he were too knackered to care any more, but Mrs Kroll blew a fuse. Went for Mackay tooth and nail. Took two of 'em to hold her down, so they've nicked her for assaulting a police officer.'
âThat's good,' Slider said. It was always better to have something solid to detain people on.
âThe old lady went shouty-crackers an' all,' Hollis reported with amusement, âbut she did it in Polish so nobody knew who she was shouting at.'
âPlease tell me they didn't bring her in as well,' Slider said.
âNo, guv. And they left the lad, Mark, to look after her. Didn't want to leave her all alone, given her age an' everything.'
âThat's all right. We've got everything out of him already,' Atherton said. âHe's a sucked lemon.'
âHe won't leave his gran, anyway,' McLaren said. âThey're shit hot on family, that lot. So we can always pick him up again later if need be. He's taking her over to the other son's house, Stefan, to stay for a bit.'
A team of four, led by Swilley, was now turning over the Krolls' house.
âWhat's he said so far â Kroll?' Slider asked.
âNothing, guv.'
âNothing â as in â¦?'
âNot a dicky,' Hollis said. âMouth tight shut. Wouldn't even confirm his name. Asked if he wanted a phone call â nothing. Asked if he wanted a brief â nothing. He's sitting there like a pillar o' salt â hoping it'll all go away, maybe.'
âHmm,' said Slider. It was a good ploy if you could keep it up. Most people couldn't. Sooner or later they had to blab. But Kroll was probably exhausted, which would make it easier for him. âWell, let's give him some grub and let him rest. Once his mind gets working again he'll see the position he's in. What about Mrs K?'
âStill mad as a wet cat,' Hollis said. âCan't shut her up.'
âWe'll have a go at her, then,' Slider said. Talking was good. The more the better. Things you wanted to hear came out with the torrent you didn't, like bits of debris carried along on flood water.