Authors: Cynthia Harrod-Eagles
âWhich leaves Crondace,' said Slider. Two piles of bricks down.
âOr person or persons unknown,' said Atherton.
Slider closed his eyes. âBy which you mean starting again from scratch. No, let's hope Crondace comes up and sets Mr Wetherspoon's heart a-fluttering.'
âHe's not always wrong, you know,' Atherton comforted him. âLet the gods smile on their own for once.'
It was that sort of Monday, when the gods had a hangover and were out to make everyone suffer for it. Slider had gone up to the canteen and was mechanically disposing of shepherd's pie and peas and reading his own notes of the case so far when Gascoyne came in and stood by the door scanning for him. Slider felt like crouching down and hiding, but it could conceivably be good news, couldn't it? He caught Gascoyne's eye and the lad hurried over.
âIt's a message from Tower Hamlets, sir.' Not long out of uniform, he hadn't got sufficiently used to âguv' for it to come out naturally. âDI Athill wants you to call him back. Said to say they've found Crondace.'
âWhere?'
âHe didn't say, sir. I thought I'd better come up and tell you straight away, though.'
âI'll come,' Slider said, abandoning the shepherd's pie without regret. Anyone but Gascoyne would have found out a lot more, even if Athill had been unwilling, but he couldn't blame the lad. He was so honest and straightforward, at least Slider would never fear he'd leak.
Athill had a faint, flat northern accent and sounded middle-aged, and Slider, who could never talk to anyone on the phone without trying to picture them, mentally gave him a beard and a round, comforting face. Tony Haygarth could have played him.
âOh, yes â thanks for ringing back,' Athill said. âWell, we've found your Derek Crondace. I'm afraid it's not good news.'
âHow's that?' Slider asked.
âHe's dead.'
Mr Wetherspoon had done a bit of glad-handing with Tower Hamlets' Borough Commander, who had put pressure on Trevor Oxley's firm to get some bodies out in the field and trace this bastard before he became a real headache. Diligent enquiry established that no-one who might have expected to had seen him since the Saturday night in the Navigation; and further probing at the Navi had established that he had been extremely drunk when he left, and that it was his custom to squeeze his bulk through the adjacent gap in the fence and make his wambling way home along the canal towpath.
Trying to retrace his last known movements had led them to a vagrant who slept under the bridge where the road crossed the canal, who said he had not seen Crondace that evening.
âOf course, he's an alky, so we didn't think his word was worth much,' said Athill, âbut on the other hand he did know who Crondace was â seen him on many occasions, even talked to him â and as he said he hadn't seen him since, we started to wonder. There's nowhere before the bridge anyone could leave the towpath, and a witness at the pub had definitely seen Crondace get through the fence and set off. There's no boat traffic along that cut, so short of some kind of alien abduction â¦' He paused sympathetically.
âYes,' said Slider, seeing it all.
âAlso,' Athill continued, âMrs Crondace made a complaint that nobody was taking her husband's disappearance seriously and threatened to go to the press. So we dragged the canal.'
âRight,' said Slider.
âIt seems he'd fallen in and got himself tangled up with a loose piece of steel piling that was half off and bent over on the bottom. Got his trouser leg caught on a bolt, apparently, couldn't get himself free and drowned. Probably in the state he was it didn't take much. They haven't done the post-mortem yet â I thought I'd better let you know right away â but from what the forensic surgeon said the condition of the body's consistent with it being that Saturday night that he fell in. He was pretty bloated. In fact, the pressure of gases would probably have brought him up in a day or two anyway, without dragging for him. The divers saidâ' He paused. âWell, he wasn't a pretty sight. He'd got no ID on him, but the key in his pocket fitted the front door to his flat, and his clothes match what he was wearing in the Navi, and given we were looking for him, and his size and everything â it all fits.'
âYes,' said Slider. âI'm sure you're right.'
âI'll let you have the full report when I get it, but it looks as though you can write him off.'
âYes,' said Slider again. âThanks.' He remembered something. âThere was some bloodstained clothing in his flat?'
âThat's right, a shirt and a towel. We're still waiting for the analysis on that,' said Athill, âbut he had a cut on his forehead, so it could have come from that. Apparently in the pub Saturday night he had a plaster over it, said he'd tripped over a paving stone Friday night on his way home. Said he was going to sue the council â boasting about it. More likely he was just drunk and fell over,' Athill added with a shrug in his voice, âblood ran down on to his shirt and he staunched it with the towel. My betting is the analysis'll show it's his own blood, but I'll let you know when it comes back if it's anything else.'
âThanks,' said Slider. âBut if he died on Saturday it doesn't matter to us. Well, good luck with informing the wife. From what I know she'll enjoy the drama to the best of her bent.'
âWon't be me,' Athill said philosophically. âThat's what delegation's for.'
And then there were none, Slider thought as he replaced the receiver. So now it was going to have to be the hard yards, leaflets and door-knocking and TV interviews, appealing to the public for witnesses who had seen anyone going into or coming out of the house; and sifting through the inevitable flood of misinformation, self-promotion and delusion for some nugget of truth that might be useful.
And if it wasn't Kroll or Crondace â or Head â who was it who hated him enough to kill him? Well, perhaps there were others of the Crondace mindset; or perhaps he had been involved in something they hadn't discovered yet. But only Kroll had made sense of the cheque-writing. If only Bygod had managed a few letters of the payee's name before getting whacked ⦠But life was never that easy.
At least he would have the pleasure of telling Mr Porson it wasn't Crondace, and imagining Mr Wetherspoon's reaction when he told him. Disappointing bosses was not good for the career, but it was
such
fun.
Atherton was unusually quiet in the car on the way to Soho. Slider, who was driving, glanced sideways at him, was about to ask what was up, and then hesitated. Cursed as he was with McLaren's information, he already knew more than he wanted about Atherton's private life. If he
hadn't
known about Jane Kellock, he wouldn't have asked, would he? He'd have just assumed Atherton was having a moody and left it at that.
Or would he? Wouldn't it be natural just to say, âWhat's up?' to a colleague who was also a friend? He cursed McLaren anew â now he didn't even know what was natural any more. The traffic down Kensington Road congealed ahead at the lights, and when it halted him, he said casually, âEverything all right?'
âEverything?' Atherton enquired unhelpfully.
Slider bit the bullet. âWith you and Emily.'
âDidn't it look all right?'
Slider took that as a warning off. âDelicious meal, by the way,' he said. âThanks.'
Atherton sighed. âI justâ'
Slider's scalp prickled. He held his breath, but nothing else came.
Fine by me
, he thought. But then it wasn't. It was like waiting for the other shoe to drop. Anyway, it was no use saying to yourself that men didn't do this sort of thing when a friend seemed to be hurting. At last he said, âYou just what?'
Atherton took his time, selecting his words. âI'm beginning to feel that I'm not right for this sort of thing. Living with someone. Permanency. Being with just the one woman for ever.' Slider made an encouraging noise. Atherton went on, âIt's never worked for me before, why should it work this time?'
âBecause you love Emily?' Slider hazarded.
âYes, but â is that enough?'
âDon't ask me,' Slider said, because he seemed to be doing just that. âI've always been married. I've always wanted to be married. I never wanted to live alone.'
Atherton sighed again. âYou see, I think it's a matter of whether you're cut out for it or not. I
like
living alone. I like having the place to myself and doing what I want without having to worry if it's going to annoy someone else.'
Slider thought of Joanna's comment about a life of lonely promiscuity. Was this angst really because he just wanted to be able to have sex with lots of women? âBut what happens,' he tried tentatively, âwhen you get old and company's hard to come by?'
Atherton snorted. âOh yes, that's a really good reason to get married â so you'll have a captive handmaid to wait on you when you get old and ugly.'
âI didn't mean thatâ'
âYes, you did. Anyway â' he became serious again â âI
do
like having Emily around, I
do
like being with her, I'm just not sure I want to be with her all the time, without the option.' He shrugged. âYou've only got to look at how the average marriage pans out. I don't want that to happen to us. There's nothing like constant exposure to someone to dim the magic.'
Slider thought of Joanna. Sometimes it just got better and better. And he loved the intimacy most of all. The thought of having to start again from scratch with someone else appalled him. He wouldn't last five minutes in Atherton's trousers. He had never understood the thrill of the chase â not where women were concerned, anyway. The thrill of tracking down a criminal, yes, but when he went home at the end of the weary day, what he really wanted was exactly that â home.
But he had always felt that way, even when he was a young Turk. How sad was that? âI must be light on machismo,' he muttered.
âYou?' Atherton said. âNo chance. You're the original alpha male, my ol' guv'nor. You're the testosterone king, the silverback who rules the tribe with the fist of iron in the velvet glove. You'reâ'
âEnough!' Slider protested. âI get the point: I shall remove my nose from your business forthwith.'
They drove in silence for a bit, but then Atherton said, âTrouble is I don't want to lose her.'
Slider hesitated a block or two, but then said lightly, âSeems to me Emily's perfect for you, given how much of the time she's going to be away. Long absences and blissful reunions. Like a lighthouse keeper.'
Atherton grunted in amused response, and Slider left it at that. It was what happened in the long absences, of course â how the keeper dealt with the mermaids thronging the sea around the lighthouse.
La Florida in Wardour Street was one of those strange, dim restaurants that survives by having been in the same place for so long that no-one notices any more how dingy it is. Slider had telephoned his old friend Det Sup John Lillicrap, who had worked drugs in Soho for years and knew the place inside out, to ask him about it.
âRespectable,' Lillicrap had said. âNever had any trouble with them. Bit of an institution with the locals.'
It was always a surprise to outsiders that Soho
had
locals. It seemed to the superficial glance such an obvious tourist place that it was hard to imagine people actually living there, but they did â and not only prostitutes, either. A vast army of ordinary working people inhabited the council blocks and housing-association buildings hidden in the courts and down the side streets behind the brash façade, and the multitude of flats and bedsits above the street level shops, clubs and restaurants.
âDoes a lot of lunchtime trade with office workers,' Lillicrap went on, âand evenings the locals mix with the tourists looking for a cheap meal.'
âIs the food not good?' Slider asked, because this did not seem to fit in with Bygod's reputation.
âOh, it's good all right, but not fancy. Bit of a mixture â mostly Italian and Spanish but with a couple of Greek dishes thrown in, and there's generally a curry or two â all home-made. It's owned and run by a Turkish family.'
Of course, Slider thought. Who would run an Italian-Spanish-Greek-Indian restaurant in London but a Turkish family?
âChap called Ali Berrak,' Lillicrap went on, âwith his wife Ferahna, two daughters, a son-in-law, and I don't know how many cousins and nephews and nieces. They come and go. Ali's getting on a bit now, so I don't know how much cooking he still does, but he likes to sit in there and chew the fat with the customers.'
Chew the fat? Slider cancelled tentative plans to eat there.
âWhat's the joke, anyway?' Lillicrap asked. âWhat's your interest?'
âTrying to trace the movements of a murder victim. He lunched there on his last day with someone. So this Berrak's reliable, is he?'
âHe's honest,' Lillicrap said. âI don't know how reliable he is. Depends what you ask him, I suspect.'
âRight, thanks. I'll take my chances,' Slider said.
So he left the rest of the team to their toils â trying to trace taxi-drivers who had transported Bygod, solicitors who had known him professionally, members of the public who had witnessed his murderer arriving or leaving â called Atherton and set off for his old stamping-ground. He had started as a young constable in Central, and always returned there with that mixture of familiarity and surprise that so much was the same and so much had changed.
The La Florida was shabby, with a hand-painted fascia with the name in loopy pink writing and a stylized sun and moon to either side; there were red gingham half curtains across the bottom of the windows, menus and printed sheets about specials obscuring much of the top half; and a neon palm tree, in pink, green and yellow, flashing on and off in the glass door above the word
open
. Inside, the low ceiling and half-covered windows made it dark, though by the time Slider and Atherton arrived it was open for business and at least half the tables were occupied. They had red gingham cloths over them, and candles stuck in Chianti bottles for evening illumination â which could have been a tongue-in-cheek glance at retro, but Slider suspected they were simply still there from the first time round. The candles were not lit now, and instead the inadequate lighting came from wall sconces with candle-shaped bulbs.