Time to amscray on over to the Moonman’s birthday bash.
Easy as peas.
When you’ve totally and completely got your shit together and know exactly what you’re doing, that is.
“Nothing stirs the human blood quite like the sight of large dorsal fins knifing through the water,” Hawke said, pointing his sword down toward the sharks circling below. “Wouldn’t you agree, gentlemen?”
Grigory and Nikolai looked ready to vomit.
“Can anyone identify the various species?” Hawke asked. “There are over three hundred and fifty, you know. Look. There’s a big bull for you. I saw a few tigers and even a white-tip earlier. Nasty fellows. Carnivores. Strictly the man-eating meat-and-potatoes type.”
The big Russian had started to edge his way gingerly back toward Hawke, who pointed his rapier directly at the man’s midriff. The man stopped short.
“Here’s my point, Nikolai,” Hawke said, pressing the sword’s sharp tip against the man’s stomach. “You want my hundred fifty million dollars. I want your nuclear sub. But I insist you give me the name of your last customer. All clear?”
Suddenly, Brian Drummond appeared at Hawke’s side carrying a large stainless steel pail. It was filled with two gallons of pulverized fish entrails, guts, gristle, and blood. What fishermen call chum.
“Ah,” Hawke said, “look, Nikolai. Here’s our steward Brian, who’s brought along his chum. Throw it overboard, please, Brian. Bit ripe for my taste.”
“Aye, aye, Skipper.” Brian walked to the forwardmost part of the rail and flung the putrid contents of the pail overboard.
Seconds later the water below the extended pulpit was a churning pinkish froth as the sharks went into a feeding frenzy. The Russians looked down in horror.
“Speak up, boys,” Hawke said. “I’m running out of patience, and you are running out of time.” The two men started gibbering.
“They say revealing names is not only unprofessional; it’s suicide,” Congreve said. “To reveal any of their contacts’ identities would mean certain death for both of them.”
“Ask them what, at this point, they think
not
revealing those identities means.”
The petrified Golgolkin started talking very rapidly. Rasputin was cringing behind him, speechless with terror.
Congreve listened to all this and turned to Hawke.
“Here we go, Alex. He received a DHL parcel containing five million dollars cash and a telephone number,” Congreve translated. “When he called it, the party did not identify himself, but gave another number to call. After countless calls like this, he finally spoke to someone who claimed to be negotiating for a third party. This party wished to buy a Borzoi-class Soviet submarine. He was willing to pay the going price. He insisted on remaining anonymous.”
“Very good,” Hawke said. “Progress. What was the country code of the last number he called?”
Congreve asked, and said to Hawke, “There were so many numbers, so many different voices, he says he can’t remember. They were all cell phone numbers in various countries.”
“Did he receive the deposit?” Hawke asked.
“He says yes.”
“How
did he receive it?”
“He says it was a wire transfer. Into his numbered account in Switzerland.”
“Excellent. And now, please, where was the money transferred from?”
“He says he can’t remember. He begs you to spare his life.”
“Pity. It’s always sad when memory fails us at just the wrong moment,” Hawke said. Sword extended, he walked out over the water toward the cowering Russians.
“Do you know our English expression ‘to walk the plank,’ Comrade Golgolkin?” Hawke asked.
“He says no,” Ambrose said.
“Really? It’s an old Hawke family tradition, invented a few hundred years ago by one of my more rambunctious ancestors, I believe.”
He flicked the sword’s point across the man’s belly.
“Ai-eee!” the Russian cried.
“Sorry, old chap, but this is how it works. You can talk. Or you can walk. Should you choose neither of the above, I can happily run you both through.”
The sword penetrated the man’s shirtfront, and a bright red flower of blood began to bloom on his belly. The Russian looked down at the blade in his stomach, horrified.
“Last chance, Golgolkin,” Hawke said. “Where was the money wired from?”
Rasputin was screaming something, undoubtedly encouraging his colleague to cough up the information. The fat Russian squeezed his eyes shut and uttered something between his clenched teeth.
Hawke turned to Congreve. “I’m sorry, Ambrose. What did he say?”
“The money was wired from a private account. A bank account. In Miami, he thinks.” Congreve said.
“And the name of the bank?”
Congreve translated. A huge sob escaped from the big Russian. “He’s praying,” Congreve said.
“His prayers will go unanswered. I want that bloody bank’s name! Now!” He twisted the sword blade.
“Sunstate Bank,” the Russian blurted out in English.
“Now for the hundred-and-fifty-million-dollar question,” Hawke said. “Who bought the bloody Borzoi? Who? Give me that name on the account in Miami or you’re a dead man!”
“Telaraña,”
the Russian finally cried.
“Telaraña!”
“That’s better,” Hawke said. “Such a relief when the truth comes out at last.”
Withdrawing his sword but keeping the tip poised at the man’s belly, Hawke said, “Bloody good show! Now, tell this fat bastard two things. If he’s lying, there’s nowhere in the world he can run. I’ll find him and slice him to bloody pieces with this very sword.”
Hearing this, the man shook his head violently. “He understands,” Congreve said. “He’s telling the truth. He swears it.”
“Good. Now that he’s in a talkative mood, I want to know when he received final payment for the Borzoi and when it’s scheduled for delivery. I also want to know how many subs he’s sold, the total number, and I want to know what type of boats they were. Diesel, nuclear, everything. Would you ask him that, please?”
Congreve extracted this information and relayed it to Hawke.
“And one more thing,” Hawke said. “Tell him that if either he or the little mad monk ever lay a hand on that poor girl Gloria again, the sharks will be eating their balls for breakfast.”
When the man shook his head again, Hawke withdrew his sword, wiped the bloody tip on the Russian’s trousers, and stuck it back in his cummerbund. Then he turned and walked toward the portside rail.
Brian was waiting with a glass of port and Hawke’s parrot resting on his forearm. The bird instantly flew to Hawke’s shoulder.
“Call me old-fashioned, Brian,” he said to his steward. “Politically incorrect, I’m quite sure. But, God, I hate dealing with Russians. They’re almost as bad as the French.” He took a swig of the ruby-colored wine.
“Bad as French!”
Sniper screeched.
“Almost, Sniper old boy,” Hawke said. “I said ‘almost’ as bad, didn’t I, Brian?”
“Couldn’t agree more, sir,” Brian said, discreetly checking the automatic weapon strapped to his shoulder.
“Would you mind seeing these two infections safely back to Staniel Cay? Keep a gun on them.”
“Will do, sir. I think—”
“Hawke! Hawke!”
Sniper shrieked.
Hawke spun around. Rasputin, with a murderously mad gleam in his smoldering eyes, was plunging toward him. He had an ugly serpentine-shaped dagger raised above his head and he began screaming like a crazed banshee.
Hawke came close to freezing. Knives, he’d learned long ago, tend to have that effect on most people. But he feinted left and moved right with blinding speed.
He had exactly one second to get an arm up and ward off the downward slashing dagger. He felt the burn as the blade sliced his forearm open and saw bright blood splashing upon the teak decks. Ignoring the pain, he sucked in a deep breath and in an instant he had Rasputin’s knife hand in his grasp and had planted one foot solidly on the deck. He pulled Rasputin forward and pivoted on his one planted heel at the same time.
The Russian pitched forward, grunting, losing his balance, and Hawke gathered himself, using Rasputin’s own forward momentum to lift the shrieking Russian off the deck. Still gripping the knife hand, he pivoted once more and released his grip, flinging the man bodily into the air, out and over the yacht’s waist-high gunwale rail.
With an inhuman wail, the man went pinwheeling into space, finally hitting the water some forty feet below with a great splash.
Hawke leaned against the bulkhead, calmly tying his pocket handkerchief around his blood-soaked forearm. “Cut me to the bone, the bloody bastard,” Hawke said.
“Shall I ring the ship’s surgeon, sir?” Brian asked, returning his weapon to its holster. Hawke had dispatched the Russian with such alacrity he hadn’t needed it.
“Not now. I’ve suffered worse in a nasty badminton match. Ambrose, please ask Mr. Golgolkin if his comrade down there can swim.”
Ambrose and Golgolkin had their backs to Hawke, both peering down over the side of the yacht. Someone flipped on a spotlight and trained it on the Russian. They could see him thrashing about in the water and the disturbance was attracting the attention of the sharks congregated at the bow.
“I say, did he survive the fall?” Hawke asked.
At the sight of the fins slicing through the water in his direction, the floundering Russian started screaming.
“Apparently, he did,” Hawke said, answering his own question. He stepped to the rail and glanced down. He was pleased to see all the dorsal fins, circling, closing.
“Brian, let the sharks get a little closer and then have someone open the closest starboard hatch and pull the little bugger in.”
“They’re pretty close right now, Skipper,” Drummond said. “Especially that big white-tip.”
“Not close enough,” Hawke replied.
He turned to Congreve.
“Ambrose, perhaps someone could give Comrade Golgolkin here a towel or something to press against his wound. It’s nothing serious, unfortunately, just a scratch. And I suppose we can return this to him now.”
Hawke pulled the confiscated automatic pistol from his pocket, released the cartridge magazine, and tossed the clip overboard before handing the empty gun to Golgolkin.
“You’re quite welcome, I’m sure,” Hawke said, having heard no expression of thanks for his kindness.
The bearded Russian was speechless. Goggle-eyed, he was leaning over the varnished teak rail, watching the sharks circling ever closer around his hapless colleague.
“Will that be all, Skipper?” Brian asked.
“I think that’s quite enough excitement for one evening, don’t you? If our chief bosun is still sober when he returns to the boat, you might ask him to have my seaplane fueled and ready for me first thing. File a flight plan to Nassau, I want to be airborne by dawn’s early light.”
“Aye, sir.”
“After you’ve seen our guests safely ashore, you might call my pilots in Miami and tell them I want the Gulfstream to meet me in Nassau, tanks topped off and ready for wheels-up at noon. I’m taking her into Reagan Washington.”
“Aye, aye.”
“Aye, aye!”
squawked Sniper.
“Ah, Sniper, my brave fellow. You deserve a treat. Brian, a lid of our best Beluga for old Sniper?”
“Done,” Brian said, smiling.
“Oh. And tell Miss Perkins down in the ship’s office to have Stokely pick me up in D.C., and book me a quiet table for two at the Georgetown Club at eight.”
“Done,” Brian said. “And your usual suite at the Hay-Adams overlooking the White House?”
“Not necessary, thanks. I spoke with Pelham. Apparently the new house is ready for occupants.”
Brian saluted and headed aft to make the arrangements.
Hawke noticed that the fat Russian, still looking down over the rail, appeared to have been eavesdropping on his conversation with young Drummond. Nosy, he decided, very nosy.
“Ambrose, do you have a second?” Hawke asked, and he and Congreve walked to the top of the steps leading down from the bridge deck, moving out of earshot of the Russian.
“Well done,” Congreve said softly. “He wants his money.”
“He’s bloody lucky he’s got his life,” Hawke said. “Tell that socialist disease that anyone who lines his pockets putting nuclear weapons in the hands of terrorists takes his chances with me. He’s already used up one. And one is about all he gets. Bagged his bloody limit.”
“We’ll get them off the boat, Alex. But I would definitely increase the security on and around the yacht, starting tonight. Round the clock. These chaps are beyond unsavory.”
“I agree. I’ll have a word with Tommy Quick. Double the watch. This
Telaraña.
I seem to have heard the name. Spanish, isn’t it? Something to do with spiders?”
“The spider’s web, actually.”
“I’ve always been petrified of spiders,” Hawke said, shuddering. “Strange, isn’t it? Ever since I was a boy. No idea why, of course. Spiders. Horrid little buggers.”
“Let’s have a nightcap up on deck, shall we?” Ambrose said. “And you can finish the gripping saga of that scourge of the Spanish Main, the blackguard Blackhawke.”