Henrietta (27 page)

“Quite easily,” replied Henrietta coldly.

But Mr. Lamont was still shaking his head and declaring he could not understand it, especially after Henrietta introduced him to the famous Mr. Brummell. “You know everyone!” cried the young Scotsman. “There is one gentleman I would really like to meet… Lord Reckford.”

Henrietta gave him such a blazing look that he took a step backwards in surprise. “Don’t glare at me, Miss Sandford. It was a natural enough request,” said poor Mr. Lamont. “He is one of the most famous figures on the London social scene.”

“He is a lout,” said Henrietta, snapping her fan shut decisively. “
Are
you going to escort me into supper, Mr. Lamont, or are we to stand here forever prosing on about some elderly fop?”

Mr. Lamont punctiliously offered his arm but he gave her a nervous look. Miss Sandford was showing all the signs of being a managing shrew.

Why, everyone knew Lord Reckford was a Top of the Trees, a regular out-and-outer. He was all too soon to change his mind.

Lord Reckford had not read Henrietta’s declaration of love. He had, however, read one from Alice Belding which was waiting for him on his return. He had torn it up and acidly told his secretary to consign
any
letters at all from Germany—especially wedding invitations and love letters—to the flames.

As the days went by, Lord Reckford was consumed with an awful desire to see Henrietta and her fiancé, Mr. Evans together. He had vowed never to set eyes on the girl again but his pride was badly damaged. He had heard that Henrietta was back in London so that must mean Mr. Evans was there also. What did they talk about? Drains? He must find out. London was thin of company during the Little Season but the D’Arcy ball was always the main social event. He would post to town. Just one more time….

“Good evening, Miss Sandford. How is the sewage system?” demanded a husky voice behind Mr. Lamont’s back.

“I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about,” said Henrietta, putting her trembling hands under the table. The fog outside had thickened and had started to penetrate the rooms. Lord Reckford had appeared to pop up like a pantomime demon.

Mr. Lamont turned round eagerly. Lord Reckford was indeed living up to his title of Beau. He was wearing a blue satin evening coat and knee breeches. Sapphires sparkled on his cravat and on his long fingers. Mr. Lamont looked pleadingly at Henrietta. Surely she was going to introduce him.

Henrietta indicated Mr. Lamont with a nervous jerk of her head. “May I introduce….”

“We’ve already met,” sneered Lord Reckford. How’s your water closet.”

“Very well, thank you,” said Mr. Lamont faintly.

“Cesspool doing well?”

“Excellently, my lord, I’ll give it your regards,” said Mr. Lamont cheerfully. The wine bad been flowing freely and Lord Reckford was obviously all about in his upper chambers and must be humored.

There was an awful silence. Henrietta was white and the Beau’s eyes never left her face. Mr. Lamont racked his brains for a topic of conversation. Obviously the drunken Beau was obsessed with drains. “How’s
your
commode doin’ these days?” he asked cheerfully and then quailed before the Beau’s infuriated glare.

“How can you, Henrietta? How can you contemplate spending the rest of your days with this Welsh popinjay?” said Lord Reckford. He was hanging onto the back of Mr. Lamont’s chair and his knuckles stood out white.

“Here, I say!” cried Mr. Lamont jumping to his feet. “I ain’t Welsh and I ain’t a popinjay and if you weren’t well to go I’d call you out.”

“Good God, man! Your name is Evans. What the hell do you think you are? A Hottentot!”

“My name ain’t Evans,” said Mr. Lamont, slowly and patiently. “It’s Charles… Charles Lamont.”

Lord Reckford looked at him in haughty surprise. “Well, if your name isn’t Evans, what on earth are you babbling on about drains for?”

“I wasn’t. You were. Asked me how my water closet was. Yes, you did. Plain as day.”

Lord Reckford took a deep breath. “And are you betrothed to Miss Sandford?”

“No!” yelped Mr. Lamont. “Not that I wouldn’t be delighted but not a marrying man. Please excuse me, Miss Sandford, got to get some air. Feelin’ faint.”

The Beau looked after his fast retreating back and then held out his hand. “Come Henrietta, we must talk.”

She shook her head and stared at the table.

“Come,” he said very gently, “or I shall drag you from the room by the hair.”

Henrietta looked up at him and what she read in his eyes almost made her heart stop beating. She rose and put her hand in his.

Heads turned and voices whispered as they walked from the room. The fog swirled and the dancers dipped, advanced and retreated as they crossed the ballroom and made their way along to the conservatory. Lord Reckford’s mind churned. He would demand to know whether she meant to marry Evans. He would keep her locked in the conservatory until she was compromised. He would….

But he did none of these things. He simply slammed the heavy glass door of the conservatory behind them and pulled Henrietta roughly into his arms and kissed her and kissed her over and over again as if his life depended on it.

When at last she could speak, Henrietta gave a happy little sigh and leaned her head against his coat. “So you did get my letter.”

“What letter, my love?”

“The… the one… in which I said I… I… loved you,” said Henrietta in a shy whisper.

“Oh, God!” said the Beau, holding her closer. “I was sure you were to be wed to that fool Evans and I told my secretary to burn all letters from Germany. What time we have wasted. Come behind this splendid species of palm and be seduced.”

Henrietta giggled. “You are going to marry me?”

“By special license,” he said promptly.

The door of the conservatory rattled furiously. “Henrietta! Henrietta!” came Miss Scattersworth’s excited voice. “Are you there? I am to be wed to Mr. Symes.”

“Good!” yelled Lord Reckford, wrapping his arms more tightly around Henrietta. “Miss Sandford and I are to be wed. Make it a double wedding. Go away!”

“How romantic!” screamed Miss Scattersworth, oblivious of the crowd of interested guests gathering around her.

“I can see it all. You are clasped in his strong arms under the waving palms. Oh, how terribly romantic!”

“The very foggy palms,” whispered Lord Reckford with his mouth against Henrietta’s hair. “Now you are indeed compromised. I, for one, am not going out there to face that crowd.”

“Henrietta!” came another cry—a long petulant wail. “Is my Henrietta in there?”

“Mr. Ralston,” whispered Henrietta in alarm.

“Come away this minute. She is a fallen woman. She is in there with Reckford and you know what that means. Why the man is nothing but a loose screw!”

“Mrs. Ralston,” laughed Lord Reckford. “Lay you a monkey she’s got a smile like an angel on her face while she tears our reputations to shreds.

“And now my dear, dear Henrietta, about all that time we have to make up. Did I ever tell you that I have an overwhelming passion to kiss your neck… just there… and there… and there.…”

One by one the guests departed into the yellow fog of London Town. Lady Penelope D’Arcy fixed her lord with a grim stare.

“Are you going to sit there all night leering at them? Go and get that disreputable pair out of the conservatory at once.”

“Spoilsport,” said her husband cheerfully. But he got to his feet and ambled off to rattle the conservatory door.

“Hey, Reckford!” he yelled. “Got perfectly good beds upstairs you know?”

“Men!” thought Lady D’Arcy bitterly. They were all as bad as Lord Reckford… and that was very bad indeed!