Her Officer and Gentleman (3 page)

“How rude of them, to be sure. I hate them both.”

Grandfather eyed her with a flat gaze. “Cheeky, ain’t you?”

“Only with you,” she murmured with a smile.

“Ha!” Yet he did not smile back as he normally would have. Instead, he fidgeted with his shawl, his brow lowered.

The clock ticked loudly; the birds outside the windows sang sweetly. Usually Beth would have been fine sitting still and enjoying the day, but after Jameson’s rather odd comment about Grandfather’s temper, she instead found herself watching him from beneath her lashes.

He
was
a bit more stooped than usual, and there was no denying the heavy circles beneath his eyes. But it was the tinge of blue to his pale skin that worried her the most.

“Beth, I’ve made a decision,” Grandfather said abruptly into the silence. “And I will not allow an argument; it is time you were presented.”

Beth blinked. “Grandfather! I am too old! I’d be the laughingstock of London.”

“Poppycock! You might be a bit long of tooth, though no one would ever countenance it to see you. You’re my only grandchild. The family title may have to go to that twit Theakeham, but you will inherit everything else, including this house.”

“You cannot mean to separate the title from the house!”

“I’m eighty-one and I can do what I damned well want,” he said testily. “Your father was to have inherited the title and the house. I wish he had lived to do so.”

She heard the faint quaver in Grandfather’s voice and reached over to pat his hand. “I miss Father, too.”

Grandfather grasped her hand tightly, meeting her gaze almost fiercely. “It’s what he would want, Beth. What I should have done but—” His brows lowered. “I shall not rest until you have had at least one season.”

The determined gleam in Grandfather’s eyes sent a wave of alarm though Beth. He was deadly serious, almost as if he thought this was his last chance—

She couldn’t finish the thought. Grandfather had been parent, mentor, family, friend, and more since Father’s death. She looked down at Grandfather’s hand where it was clasped over hers. White and heavily veined, it appeared remarkably fragile. When had that happened? When had he grown so feeble?

She bit her lip against an onslaught of tears. Beth suddenly knew she could not let him down. She didn’t wish to go to London, but if it would make him happy and set his mind at ease, what would be the cost? It wasn’t as if taking a season meant she
had
to marry. And that was the one thing she did not wish to do.

When her responsibilities here at Massingale House were no more, she’d be free to taste real freedom, perhaps travel a bit and have adventures of her own. A husband could hamper all her plans.

Still…if it made Grandfather happy, she supposed it wouldn’t hurt to
pretend
to look for a husband.

He must have sensed her capitulation for he gave a grateful sigh. “You will be the belle of the season.”

“I am far too old for that.”

“Nonsense. I met and married your grandmother at your same age, God bless her soul.” Grandfather’s face softened as he looked at the portrait over the fireplace. It was of a tall, slender woman, wearing a costly gown of red silk, her blond hair adorned with flowers. She was a beautiful woman by any accounts, her face heart-shaped, her expression sweet.

“I loved your grandmother from the moment I saw her.” He tilted his head to one side, smiling up at the portrait.

The door opened and Jameson came in with a tea tray. Beth put a finger to her lips and nodded to the table. The butler, upon seeing the elderly duke gazing upon his wife’s portrait, quietly set the tray on a side table and then withdrew.

Beth poured two cups of tea and placed one at her Grandfather’s elbow.

He pulled his gaze from the portrait with obvious difficulty and picked up his teacup, the dish rattling slightly against the saucer. His eyes twinkled over the cup at her. “I have to say that I expected you to argue.”

“Me? Argue?”

He cackled. “You certainly took your time coming. I thought you’d guessed what I wished to ask you.”

“No. I fear it was nothing so prescient. I was merely reading. Had I known you were down here, tossing crockery and planning my launch into society, I would have slipped out my window and gone to live in the stable.”

Grandfather chuckled. “Cheeky wench.”

“Crotchety old man,” she returned, grinning over her cup.

A tremulous smile touched his mouth. “Ah, Beth! You’ll enjoy London, see if you don’t! With your looks and spirit, not to mention the dowry I plan to put behind you, every duke, earl, and marquis will be tripping over his feet to win your favor.”

She replaced her cup into the saucer so quickly, the china clacked noisily. “Dowry?”

“Of course you’ll have a dowry!”

Beth sighed. Why was it that the simplest of plans was never really simple? The idea of hordes of suitors panting after her dowry made Beth wince inwardly. She would have to be very crafty to turn the tide of
that
enticement. “At least it will be good for Charlotte to serve as chaperone. She will—”

“No.” Grandfather’s mouth took on a mulish twist. “Your stepmother will have nothing to do with this.”

“You are much too severe on poor Charlotte.” Grandfather had never liked Charlotte. Beth was at a loss to understand why; Grandfather was not usually so judgmental.

“I rue the day your father married that woman. She was not fit for that position. And now look at her! Flirting shamelessly with that man—” His lips folded with disapproval.

“Charlotte has been a widow for a long time. Father would not have wished her to remain alone.
She seems quite happy with Lord Bennington’s attentions, and surely she deserves that, at least.”

“Bennington! Pah! I don’t trust him. Either of them!”

“When Father was alive, Charlotte was completely devoted to him. You told me yourself that she made herself ill taking care of him the last few months of his life—”

“I don’t want to discuss this anymore.”

Beth sighed. She’d been young when Father had died, but she remembered Charlotte’s haggard expression and the way the woman had practically lived in the sickroom. After his death, Charlotte had taken to her own bed and hadn’t risen for months. If it hadn’t been for Dr. Neweston, Charlotte would probably still be abed. “Grandfather, Charlotte has not—”

“Is she still seeing Dr. Neweston?”

Beth frowned. “Yes. He is to bring her medicine today.”

“Good. Now enough of Charlotte; I don’t wish to speak of her. Beth, you will set up residence in our London house as soon as possible. Your cousin Beatrice is returning to town to be your chaperone.”

“Cousin Beatrice?”

“She will be the perfect chaperone. She’s a bit older than you, but young enough to have the energy to gallivant about town. I wrote her a month ago, but she was on the continent with her husband. She is to return to town in two weeks.”

“So I have two weeks—”

“No. You will go to town tomorrow. You’ve fittings for gowns, shoes to purchase, all that frippery stuff. Until Beatrice arrives, Lady Clearmont will escort you.” He didn’t allow Beth to protest, but began issuing orders with bewildering speed about letters of credit and accounts.

When he paused for breath, she quickly said, “Grandfather, there is a cost to my capitulation.”

He cocked a wary brow.

“I am willing to go to London, but for this one season only, whether I find a husband or not.”

Grandfather’s shoulders slumped. “You are a difficult child.”

“And you are a difficult old man, which is why we deal so well together. I want your word that if I have this season in London, you will cease speaking of it. Forever.”

“And if I don’t agree?”

“Then I won’t even go this one time. I shall stay at home, instead, and make life miserable by cosseting you until you scream for mercy.”

He scowled. “It wouldn’t hurt you to find a husband.”

“I said I would go,” Beth said with a laugh. “You will have to be content with that. Now, what were you saying about a bank draft?”

Grandfather reluctantly began to explain how he’d arranged financing for her trip, his voice strengthening with enthusiasm with each word.

Beth listened with but half an ear. She would go to London and set Grandfather’s mind at ease,
but she would not countenance a horde of suitors panting after her dowry. That would not do. So as Grandfather set about describing his plan for her, Beth began to weave one of her own.

Exactly four weeks later, in the Smythe-Singletons’ glittering ballroom, a small group of men waited near the door, eyeing the newcomers with impatience.

Beth saw them as she entered. She muttered an imprecation under her breath and turned away so they would not see her.

“Pardon?” Lady Clearmont asked, yawning behind her fan.

Beth planted a smile on her face. “It’s a bit hot in here, isn’t it? I wonder if it might be cooler in the card room.”

Lady Clearmont brightened immediately, her fingers tightening visibly over her stuffed reticule.

Beth hid a smile. Though she had a large heart, Lady Clearmont was a horrid chaperone, disappearing into the card room each evening within moments of their arrival. If there was no gaming, she would simply find a comfortable chair and doze away the evening until Beth asked to be taken home.

Fortunately, this all worked in Beth’s favor. She found an absentee chaperone the best kind, and it was quite a good thing that Beatrice had been held up an extra two weeks. Already in the month since Beth had arrived in London, the group of men waiting for her at any gathering had steadily
lessened. From twenty or so eager fortune hunters, there were now only five.

Beth eyed the group with a martial light in her eye. If she could discourage but one of them from trying to win her favor, then her evening could be considered a success.

A dapper young gentleman walked by and accidentally caught Beth’s eye. She smiled and waved. He gaped, gulped, looked wildly about as if trying to find an escape before whirling on his heel and almost running in the opposite direction.

Lady Clearmont blinked. “That was Viscount Poole-Stanton!”

“Yes,” Beth said, trying hard not to let her smile burst into a full-fledged grin.

Lady Clearmont turned to look at Beth. “Why is he avoiding you? He seemed quite taken at first and called nearly every day. Then he quit. So, too, did Lord Silverton, Mr. Benton-Shipley, Sir Thomas, Lord Chivers—all of them!”

“It’s an odd thing, isn’t it?” Beth said, shaking her head. “Gentlemen today are so undecided.”

Lady Clearmont considered this. “So true! Just look at the prince. Such a sad state of affairs.”

Beth lifted up on her tiptoes. “I vow, but is that Lord Beaufort going into the card room?”

“Is it? I won forty guineas from him yesterday. Perhaps he’s ready for another trouncing!” She turned to go to the card room, then paused. “Do you—”

“I will be right here when you return.” Beth looked at the small knot of gentlemen hovering just out of earshot. The second her chaperone left,
they would descend on her like locusts. A plague, that’s what they were.

“Very well. You know where to find me if you need me.” Smiling, Lady Clearmont eagerly made her way to the card room.

Beth did not allow her admirers to swarm. Instead, she walked directly toward them. The group of fashionably dressed men straightened, hands going to cravats, tugging on shirt cuffs, smoothing back already smoothed hair.

“Lady Elizabeth!” the Duke of Standwich said, stepping forward with an eager bow. “How delightful you look this evening!” An older gentleman, he dyed his hair an unfortunate shade of brown, which had a tendency to turn his shirt collars an odd reddish color.

Viscount Longwood took her gloved hand and pressed a heated kiss to it. The youngest son of a destitute earl, the viscount was desperate for a wife with funds. “I was just telling the comte that you are the loveliest woman in all of London.”

“And I,” Comte Villiers hurried to add, “told
everyone
that you were the loveliest woman in the entire world!”

Beth suspected that the comte’s tales of escaping France with his fortune intact were largely that—tales.

She glanced over her shoulder to make certain Lady Clearmont was well away before she sank into a graceful curtsy. “Y-y-you are all t-t-t-too kind. Th-th-thank you, C-C-C-Comte V-V-V-Villiers and L-L-L-Lor—”

“Indeed,” Viscount Dewsbury interrupted
hastily. Nineteen years of age, he was the only one of Beth’s remaining suitors who possessed any means, though the one with the least amount of address. He took her hand now and patted it in a patronizing manner. “Lady Elizabeth, there is no need for you to bother your pretty head remembering all of our names.”

Beth had to bite her lip to smother a chuckle. “B-b-b-b-but I should th-th-th-thank you all f-f-f-f-f-or—”

“Precisely,” the duke interrupted with a rather superior smirk. “Lady Elizabeth, I hope you have saved a dance for me?”

“I-I-I-I-I—”

A young matron in pink burst into view. “There you are!”

Beth gasped. “Beatrice!” She was instantly enveloped into a heavily perfumed hug. “When did you arrive in London!”

Tall and buxom and with the same honey-colored hair, Beatrice—now know as Mrs. Thistle-Bridgeton—was as well known for her jocular ways as for her rather pronounced nose. “I just arrived this evening. Your grandfather said I was to find you as soon as possible and make certain you came to no harm.”

Beth smiled and began to answer, when she caught sight of her audience’s rapt gaze. Oh yes. Her stutter. She managed a smile as she said, “Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-why, Cousin B-B-B-B-Beatrice! It is so g-g-g-good to see you!”

Beatrice blinked. Once. Twice. Thrice.

Beth raised her brows meaningfully. “I-I-I have so m-m-m-m-much to tell you!”

Beatrice pasted a rather weak smile on her face. “Yes, you
do
have a lot to tell me, don’t you?”

“Beatrice, h-h-have you met the D-D-D-D-Duke of St-St—”

“Oh yes!” Beatrice said hastily, sending Beth a sharp look. “I know the duke quite well.” Beatrice hurried to add, “I know them all, thank you! Gentlemen, I must steal Elizabeth away. I haven’t seen her in forever and we have so
much
to discuss!”