Holiday Grind (2 page)
Authors: Cleo Coyle
Tags: #Fiction, #Detective, #Mystery, #Mystery & Detective - Women Sleuths, #Mystery & Detective, #Fiction - Mystery, #Coffeehouses, #Suspense, #Women Sleuths, #Cosi; Clare (Fictitious character), #Mystery fiction
Step by agonizing step, the shooter watched while ducking into doorways, hugging dirty buildings, keeping humanity at a chilly distance. When twilight descended, snow began to fall, the temperature dropping with it, and the watching got harder.
At least the bulky overcoat was thick and warm,
the shooter thought. Ratty, too, because it came from a thrift store, but it would soon be trashed, along with the hat, the scarf, the eyeglasses, and other pieces of the disguise.
the shooter thought. Ratty, too, because it came from a thrift store, but it would soon be trashed, along with the hat, the scarf, the eyeglasses, and other pieces of the disguise.
Before long, the wasted hours would finally pay off. Santa’s wayward travels led him down a stretch of deserted cobblestones. The street was quiet, secluded, frozen over in white. Everything was set now, except for the gloves.
Thick with insulation, the gloves had provided warmth to spare on this long, cold slog, but now they posed a problem. Any padding between trigger and guard could make life difficult—or
death
, in this case.
death
, in this case.
So off came the right glove. A bit of anxious sweat on the fingertips slickened the surface of the pocketed weapon. The seasonal weather swiftly solved that glitch.
Icy metal. My new best friend . . .
Impatient now, the shooter moved to finish the job. Then this ridiculous getup could be discarded, replaced with personal outerwear—garments now sitting inside the newly purchased gym bag, which would also be tossed.
Next the gun would be wiped clean and carefully placed. Finally, the alibi would be established, an appearance at a public place, one previously frequented. A register receipt would confirm date and time.
And speaking of time . . .
The shooter’s big boots crunched firmly through the sidewalk snow. The air was cold but blood turned colder when stiff fingers tightened around frosty metal.
It’s time to end this problem,
the shooter thought.
Time to silence forever the rest of Santa’s nights . . .
the shooter thought.
Time to silence forever the rest of Santa’s nights . . .
ONE
“WHAT does Christmas
taste
like?” “What does Christmas taste like?”
taste
like?” “What does Christmas taste like?”
That was the question I’d posed to my top baristas the night I discovered Alf Glockner’s body. Until I stumbled over the man’s remains, however, I hadn’t been thinking about murder or corpses or crime-scene evidence. My mood hadn’t plummeted; my worries hadn’t started; my buoyant holiday spirits hadn’t crashed through the floor.
I, Clare Cosi—single mother of a grown daughter and manager of the landmark Village Blend—still believed this was a season for celebrating. Which was why, on that particular December evening, my mind was
not
focused on clues or suspects or the riskier aspects of defying a cocky NYPD sergeant, but on the much simpler problem of my shop’s bottom line. Hence the question to my staff—
not
focused on clues or suspects or the riskier aspects of defying a cocky NYPD sergeant, but on the much simpler problem of my shop’s bottom line. Hence the question to my staff—
What does Christmas taste like?
“Well, nutmeg’s a must,” Tucker replied.
An itinerate actor-playwright and my most reliable employee, Tucker Burton was lanky as a floor lamp, his lean form topped by a defining shock of floppy brown hair. Sitting across from me in our empty coffeehouse, he tossed back the signature hair and added—
“Cloves. And cinnamon.
Definitely
cinnamon.”
Definitely
cinnamon.”
“Festive spices all,” I agreed. “But we’ve got them covered—” Turning in my chair, I tipped my pen toward the chalkboard behind the espresso bar. “Our Eggnog Latte’s got the nutmeg; the Caramel Apple Pie is loaded with cinnamon; the Pumpkin Spice includes all three—”
And that was the problem.
Those drinks had been on the Village Blend’s seasonal menu for years now, and they were starting to feel tired. With the sluggish economy taking its toll on everyone’s wallets (mine included), I needed to accelerate the ringing of our registers before we rang in the New Year. And,
yes
, I had a strategy.
yes
, I had a strategy.
Later tonight, I was holding a private latte-tasting party; and first thing tomorrow I planned to place a new menu of tempting holiday coffee drinks on a sidewalk chalkboard in front of the coffeehouse. I even had an Excel spreadsheet ready to go. Come January, after the halls were no longer decked and Santa had sent his red velvet suit to the cleaners, I’d start analyzing our sales results to get a handle on the better-selling flavors for next year.
“What
else
tastes like Christmas?” I repeated. “Come on, people, think back to your childhoods!”
else
tastes like Christmas?” I repeated. “Come on, people, think back to your childhoods!”
My own foodie memories were as treasured as that over-used reference to Proust’s madeleine—from my grandmother’s anisette-flavored biscotti to the candied orange peels in her panettone. And, of course, there was her traditional
struffoli
: I could still see those cellophane-wrapped plates lined up in Nonna’s little Pennsylvania grocery, the golden balls of honey-drenched dough mounded into tiny Italian Christmas trees (just waiting to help make me the chunky monkey I’d been until my midteens).
struffoli
: I could still see those cellophane-wrapped plates lined up in Nonna’s little Pennsylvania grocery, the golden balls of honey-drenched dough mounded into tiny Italian Christmas trees (just waiting to help make me the chunky monkey I’d been until my midteens).
Unfortunately for me,
Fried Dough Latte
just didn’t sound like a winning menu item.
Fried Dough Latte
just didn’t sound like a winning menu item.
“What I remember is the pralines,” Tucker said.
“
Pecan
pralines?” I assumed, because he’d been raised in Louisiana.
Pecan
pralines?” I assumed, because he’d been raised in Louisiana.
“Of course. Every year, our next-door neighbor made them from scratch and gave them out as presents. Another woman on the block was German, and she made up these delicious gift tins of frosted gingerbread cookies—”
“
Pfeffernüsse
?” I asked. “
Lebkuchen
?”
Pfeffernüsse
?” I asked. “
Lebkuchen
?”
“
Gesundheit
.” Tucker replied. “Of course, my
own
mama, being a former Hollywood film extra, was obsessed with Bing Crosby and
White Christmas
, so we had all that traditional Yankee Yule stuff—fruitcake, candy canes, sugar cookies. And, of course, bourbon.”
Gesundheit
.” Tucker replied. “Of course, my
own
mama, being a former Hollywood film extra, was obsessed with Bing Crosby and
White Christmas
, so we had all that traditional Yankee Yule stuff—fruitcake, candy canes, sugar cookies. And, of course, bourbon.”
I smiled. “With my dad it was Sambuca shots.”
He poured them like water for the army of factory guys who dropped by to place bets during the Christmas season. (Among other things, my father ran a sports book in the back room of his mother’s grocery. I’m fairly sure the “other” things weren’t legal, either.)
“In my house, it was rum,” Gardner offered.
With a voice as smooth as his jazz playlists, Gardner Evans had the kind of mellow attitude any New York retail manager would value—and I did. No amount of customer crush could frazzle the young, African-American jazz musician, who seemed able to calm our most wired customers (especially the female variety) with little more than a wink.
“Rum?” Tucker said.
Gardner nodded. “Oh, yeah. If you’re talking
taste
of Christmas, you’ve got to have rum.”
taste
of Christmas, you’ve got to have rum.”
Esther Best—zaftig grad student, local slam poetess, and latte artist extraordinaire—peered at Gardner through a pair of black rectangular frames. “What do you mean, rum? Like the stuff pirates drink?”
“Like hot buttered rum,” Gardner said, stroking his trimmed goatee. “Like the rum in mulled cider and spiked eggnog. Like the Jamaican rum in my auntie’s bread pudding and black cake. Ever have Caribbean black cake, Best Girl?”
“Haven’t had the pleasure.”
“Well, it’s a lot like you.”
“Like me?”
“Yeah.” Gardner’s smile flashed white against his mocha skin. “It’s dark and dense with powerful
flav-ah
.”
flav-ah
.”
Narrowing her perpetually critical gaze, Esther replied, “I am
not
dense.”
not
dense.”
“But you
are
dark,” Tucker pointed out. “Besides, the man said
dense
with
flavor
. Or are you too dense to understand Gardner’s derisive gangsta-rap inflection?”
are
dark,” Tucker pointed out. “Besides, the man said
dense
with
flavor
. Or are you too dense to understand Gardner’s derisive gangsta-rap inflection?”
“Bite me, Broadway Boy. My boyfriend’s the
top
Russian rapper in Brighton Beach. I think I can recognize the mocking of urban street slang when I hear it—” Esther held a palm up to Gardner. “And
do not
give me another musicology lecture. I
know
you’ve got a major grudge against gangsta rap.”
top
Russian rapper in Brighton Beach. I think I can recognize the mocking of urban street slang when I hear it—” Esther held a palm up to Gardner. “And
do not
give me another musicology lecture. I
know
you’ve got a major grudge against gangsta rap.”
Gardner folded his arms, leaned back in his chair, and shrugged. “Whatever.”
“Anyway—” Esther turned to face me. “We can’t put
rum
in a latte. Right, boss? Rum is alcohol. And unless I missed the memo, you haven’t gotten a liquor license for this place, have you?”
rum
in a latte. Right, boss? Rum is alcohol. And unless I missed the memo, you haven’t gotten a liquor license for this place, have you?”
“No
duh
,” said Tucker. “We can use rum
syrup
. Why do you think I used peppermint syrup for my Candy Cane Cappuccino? I would have used actual crème de menthe if it were legal!”
duh
,” said Tucker. “We can use rum
syrup
. Why do you think I used peppermint syrup for my Candy Cane Cappuccino? I would have used actual crème de menthe if it were legal!”
“Now that you’ve brought it up,” Esther said, “I think we should eighty-six Tucker’s Christmas Cap.” She held up one of the many paper cups holding the evening’s first round of samples. “His Candy Cane Cappuccino’s
way
too sweet. If we put this on the holiday menu, I guarantee two out of three customers will complain to have it remade—or just spew it back out.”
way
too sweet. If we put this on the holiday menu, I guarantee two out of three customers will complain to have it remade—or just spew it back out.”
“A lovely holiday image,” Dante Silva called from behind the espresso bar. With his sleeves rolled up to show off his self-designed tattoos, the shaved-headed fine arts painter had just begun frothing up a fresh pitcher of milk.
“Are you
serious
?” Esther shouted from our table. “Or is that steam wand drowning out your sarcasm?”
serious
?” Esther shouted from our table. “Or is that steam wand drowning out your sarcasm?”
“I can see it now,” Dante replied with a straight face, “a cobblestone street in the historic West Village, snow falling lightly on shingled rooftops, primary colors twinkling around the trunks of bared elms, and our customers spewing Tucker’s Candy Cane Cap all over their Ugg boots.”
Tucker smirked. “Now all Dante has to do is paint it for us. Hey, Dante! Why don’t you make it into a stencil for latte toppings? Or better yet, just tattoo it to your billiard-ball head!”
Dante’s reply was a hand gesture.
I sighed, wondering what the heck had happened to our holiday spirit. An hour earlier, when we’d been decorating the shop, things had gone so well I thought I’d been painted into a Currier and Ives print.
After closing early, my staff helped me pick out a New York white pine from the sidewalk vendor on Jane Street. As Tucker’s basso crooned “O Tannenbaum,” Dante and Gardner carried the tree back on their shoulders. Then I helped them set it up in the corner, we cut the bundling wires, and the tree’s springy branches unfurled, filling the entire first floor with the fresh, sharp smell of an evergreen forest.
Esther (actually cheerful for once) began affixing bright red ribbons to the deep green boughs, and I dug out the lovingly packed boxes of antique miniature coffee cups and tin pots that Madame—the Village Blend’s elderly owner—had collected over the years. Then Tucker replaced our shop dinger with jingle bells, and Dante laid out the big red and green welcome mat I’d purchased the week before—the one that said
Merry Christmas
in a dozen languages along with
Happy Holidays! Happy Chanukah!
and
Happy Kwanzaa!
Merry Christmas
in a dozen languages along with
Happy Holidays! Happy Chanukah!
and
Happy Kwanzaa!
(Living in a city with as many cultural and religious differences as New York meant you were probably violating someone’s belief system just by breathing. Lofty words like
diversity
and
understanding
were often bandied about in hopes of fostering open-mindedness, but after living in this roiling mini-UN for the past two decades, I was convinced that the way to universal harmony lay in a more practical philosophy. A diversity of cultures meant a diversity of foods.
Eat with tolerance
, I say.)
diversity
and
understanding
were often bandied about in hopes of fostering open-mindedness, but after living in this roiling mini-UN for the past two decades, I was convinced that the way to universal harmony lay in a more practical philosophy. A diversity of cultures meant a diversity of foods.
Eat with tolerance
, I say.)
For a full hour, we continued decorating the coffeehouse, stringing white lights around the French doors, hanging fresh spruce wreaths against the casement windows. Finally, we put up quilted stockings over the hearth’s stone mantel, where one of Madame’s silver menorahs already stood, waiting for the Festival of Lights to begin.
Peace on earth had
actually
been in play, until we all began judging each other’s coffee creations . . .
actually
been in play, until we all began judging each other’s coffee creations . . .
Now, checking my watch, I tensed. Our guests would be arriving soon to sample our new holiday coffee drinks, and we were nowhere near ready.
“Okay, that’s it!” I announced in a tone I hadn’t used since my daughter was in grade school. “No more bickering! Everyone behind the espresso bar! I want Christmas in a cup, and I want it ASAP!”
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