Tony stood next to the pay phone at the corner of Saint Peter and Bourbon, drumming his fingers against the side of the aluminum booth.
He looked at his watch. It was eight p.m.
Patience wasn't Tony's style. He hated to be kept waiting. This was even worse. He felt like he had a target on his back. This whole setup stank. The waiting was just making him more paranoid. He kept looking around, waiting to catch someone spying on him.
An hour ago he was walking out of the House when a ten-year-old street urchin ran up to him and handed him a note. The kid was one of those tap dancers from Bourbon Street who danced with an upside-down hat on the sidewalk, tapping for tips. Tony took the note, gave the kid a buck, and told him to get lost. The kid said, “The man who gave me this said you would give me ten bucks.”
Fucking ten-year-old trying to hustle him. Tony crumpled up a five and tossed it in the gutter, told the kid if he didn't get lost
right now he would drag him up to the roof and throw him off. Did he think he could tap his feet fast enough to fly?
Tony unfolded the note and read the message scrawled in pen across a torn piece of notebook paper.
Go to the phone booth down from Pat O's. I'll call you there
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When? Stupid bastard didn't even say when he was going to call. Then there was the question of why. Why should Tony go to the phone booth? What kind of jerk-off sends an anonymous note? Who uses pay phones anymore? If the guy wanted to talk, why not call the House or Tony's cell phone?
Unless my phones are tapped
.
Tony and Rocco strolled through the Quarter toward the phone booth on the corner of Bourbon and Saint Peter, a half block from the door to Pat O'Brien's. While they walked, Tony kept glancing around. He knew the guy had to be watching him.
The French Quarter was bustling with people. The touristsâsome sober, most already bombedâand a handful of locals flowed through the streets looking for a good time. The air was alive with the sounds of jazz, blues, R&B, Cajun, and rap that poured from the bars, restaurants, and souvenir shops along Bourbon Street. The sounds of the French Quarter were unique. So were the smells: red pepper, Crystal hot sauce, shrimp, oysters, Tabasco, po'boys, Lucky Dogs, beer, urine, and vomit.
Tony felt like cracking somebody's head, or having Rocco do it for him. Then the pay phone rang. Tony snatched the handset off the hook and barked into the mouthpiece, “Who the fuck is this?”
A man's voice said, “How you been doing, Tony?”
The voice didn't mean anything to Tony. Maybe he had heard it before, maybe not, but the guy talked like they knew each other. “Who is this?”
“Don't be in such a hurry,” the voice said. “We're going to do this my way.”
Tony's fist tightened around the handset. “I got news for you, pal. I'm not a man who likes to be jerked around, and when I find out who you are, I'm gonna cut offâ”
“I got a proposition for you.”
Tony took a deep breath to calm down. “People come into my office all day long with propositions for me. I don't do business over a fucking pay phone.”
The man didn't say anything. Finally, sick of listening to the hum of the phone line, Tony said, “What kind of proposition?”
“I've got some information for you.”
“And you want something for it, right?”
“Of course.”
“What kind of information?”
“Meet me at Fat Harry's in an hour.”
Tony snorted. “Fuck you.”
The voice remained calm. “Believe me, you want this information.”
“I'm not meeting you anywhere. I don't even know who the fuck you are.”
“An hour, Tony.”
The balls on this fucking guy, telling him, ordering him around like he was some sort of lackey. What kind of information could this clown possibly have that would interest him? “How am I supposed to recognize you?”
“Don't worry,” the voice said. “I'll recognize you.”
“How?” Tony asked, a tingle of anxiety beginning to creep up his spine. “Do we know each other?”
“Hey, Tony,” the voice said.
“Yeah?”
“Leave your lapdog at home.”
The line went dead.
An hour and a half later, Tony Z. sat at a rough wooden table in a back corner of Fat Harry's Saloon on Saint Charles Avenue. He had left Rocco at the House. The big man hadn't liked it at all. “What's the matter with you?” Rocco had whined. “This guy, who the fuck knows who he is, is setting you up for something. Someone's looking to hit you, Tony.”
But whatever it was, it wasn't a hit, at least not a hit from inside the family. This wasn't how they operated. They didn't pass notes, didn't call you on a pay phone with a lot of vague bullshit. When they wanted you hitâTony knew, he had done it twice beforeâthey got your best friend to call you up for a meeting, maybe invite you for a beer. Then when you least expected it, something brushed the back of your head, and in that moment you knew, you knew you had breathed your last breath. Then came the POP! as the .22 went off and the little bullet, smaller than an aspirin, blasted into your brain and the lights went out. Forever.
Both times Tony had wondered what it felt like, in that split second, microsecond really, as the bullet left the barrel and blew through your hair, your scalp, your skull. Did you feel it? Or was it all too quick to register?
Tony sat with his back to the wall, sipping his second scotch, when a guy walked in wearing jeans and a dark blue sport coat over a gray golf shirt. Tony recognized him. Not sure whom he had been expecting, but knowing he hadn't been expecting this guy.
“Buy me a drink,” the guy said as he sat down on the wooden bench across the table from Tony.
Tony knew he was a cop. He was a dirty cop, but what other kind was there? He just couldn't recall his name. Not right off. The name was there, creeping along the fringe of his memory.
The guy was Vice, or used to be, which made him double dirty.
“Who the fuck are you?” Tony asked.
The guy laughed. “That's just like you, Tony, such a big shot you don't remember the little people who put you so close to the top.”
If the guy wasn't a cop, Tony would have smacked him right then. Instead, he drained his glass and started to stand. “I don't know what kind of game you're running, but I don't have time for it.”
The guy held up his hand, gesturing for Tony to stay. “My name is Jimmy LaGrange. I used to be in Vice. Ray Shane was my partner.”
Now, Tony remembered him. He was the one who didn't end up in prison.
The cop signaled for the waitress. When she came over, he ordered a drink on Tony's tab and told her to bring Tony a refill.
The balls on this guy. When the girl left, Tony said, “You got sixty seconds.”
The cop opened his mouth to speak, but Tony cut him off. “First, why all the cloak-and-dagger bullshit?”
“Figure it out for yourself,” the cop said. “You're a mobster, I'm a detective. I know the feds are watching the Rising Sun, so I'm pretty sure they're listening to your phones. I don't want to end up on any government tapes.”
Tony drummed his fingers on the table. “I don't give a shit about the FBâfuckingâI. They got to do something to justify their budget, so they're always hanging around, taking pictures, watching people, and yeah, probably listening to my phones, but the bottom line is, they can't make a case to save their fucking lives. Believe me, the FBI is the last thing on my mind.”
The waitress came and set their drinks down.
Tony looked at his watch. “Your minute's almost up.”
The cop wrapped his hand around his glass and took a sip. Then he said, “I know Shane is working for you, and I know who he's trying to find.”
Tony got uncomfortable. He didn't know anything about this asshole, yet this asshole seemed to know a lot about him. Tony eyed the guy's sport coat. “What is this, some kind of amateur-hour shakedown? You wearing a wire, Detective?”
The cop laughed. “You want to go into the can and feel my balls? 'Cause that's where we put wires, you know? Right under our balls so homophobes like you won't find them.”
Tony jumped to his feet.
“Sit down, douche bag.” The cop looked around like he was embarrassed for Tony. He sure sounded like a cop. Had that cocky cop confidence.
Tony glanced around. Then he took his seat.
I should have brought Rocco
.
Rocco could drag this arrogant prick outside and tune him up. At worst, Rocco would do a year in the parish prison. Tony would take care of him, make sure he got paid, look after that hot little Spanish girlfriend of his.
Tony took a sip of his drink. He needed time to figure out how to get the upper hand on this guy.
“I got some information about Ray Shane I thought might interest you,” the cop said.
“Ray Shane . . .” Tony rubbed a hand across his chin. “That's that cop who went to prison, right?”
“Don't pull my dick, Tony,” the cop said. “I know you got held up by a four-man crew, and I know you've got Shane trying to chase them down.”
“I don't know what you're talking about.”
“I got two names for you.”
Tony stared across the table. “What names?”
The cop shook his head. “Not so fast.”
“So here's the catch?”
The cop nodded.
Tony downed some more scotch. How much did this flatfoot know? “What do you want?”
The cop held up two fingers.
“What's that mean? Two what?”
“Two things. That's all. Just two things.”
“Spill it,” Tony said.
“The first is money. Two names, two grand.”
“If you're wearing a wire, this is entrapment. You're trying to solicit a bribe. I intend to report you to the proper authorities.”
“I'm not wearing a wire, dipshit, and your little jailhouse lawyer legal tricks don't hold up in court anyway.”
Tony sighed. Sometimes he just got tired of all the bullshit. “You said two things. What else?”
“I want Ray Shane out of my fucking life.”
Tony stared at him. Dude looked serious. “We used to pay you what, a hundred bucks a week? Now you're trying to sell me a couple of names for two dimes?”
“So you do remember me.”
“Yeah,” Tony said. “I remember the kid who delivers pizza to my house, too. And I even remember his name.”
“You're still an asshole, Tony. You know that?”
Tony smiled. “Two G's is a lot of money. How do I know those names are real?”
“You'll have to trust me.”
“Trust a dirty cop?”
“I got more.”
“More names?” Tony asked. “The phone book is full of names.”
“More than just names.”
“Like what?” Tony asked.
The cop stared at him. “Do we have a deal?”
As soon as Tony nodded, the cop slid a hand inside his
sport coat. Tony stiffened, expecting maybe he was about to be arrested, the victim of some crude sting, but instead the cop pulled out a plain white envelope. He laid it on the table, his hand still covering it. “I got the two names and their rap sheets right here.”
He pulled it away as soon as Tony reached for it.
Tony eyed him hard.
“Not until I get paid,” the cop said.
“You think I carry that kind of cash in my pocket?”
“You can get it.”
Just as he was about to tell this idiot to fuck off, a lightbulb went off in Tony's head, seeing a way to kill two birds with one stone. “I got a better idea.”
The cop shook his head. “No better ideas, this is the way it's got to be.”
“You know my boss, the guy who runs the House?”
A nod. “Yeah, I know Vinâ”
Tony's hand shot up. “No names.”
“I know him.”
“I'll give you half now. The other half after you do me a favor.”
“I'm listening,” the cop said.