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Authors: Judith Tarr

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A man in a dirty gray tunic paused in front of Calidius' shop. He hiked up the tunic. Nicole, staring in blank astonishment, saw that he wore no drawers, or loincloth either. He took himself in hand, casual as if he did this every day, and urinated into one of the amphorae. A strong yellow stream arced out and down, dwindled, dribbled, and gave out. He shook himself once or twice, let the tunic drop, and went on his way with a sigh of relief and a nod for Nicole.
It took all she could do to nod back. Every instinct of Midwestern upbringing and Los Angeles survival training was yelling in outrage. But there was no mistaking what the two tall jars were for, or that the man had simply been doing what was, for this place and time, his civic duty.
So did the next one who came by, a man of much higher social status from the look of his crimson tunic and halfway clean toga. He was as casual as the first one had been, as coolly matter-of-fact, and as unconcerned by the presence of a spectator—and a female spectator at that.
Wonderful,
she thought.
I've got a public
pissoir
across the street from my restaurant. That should do wonders for business.
Nicole Gunther-Perrin would have marched straight off to complain to Calidius. But Nicole Gunther-Perrin was wearing the body of a woman named Umma. Should she, shouldn't she? What could she get away with?
While she dithered, she became aware, distinctly and unmistakably, that someone had come up behind her. Whoever it was was silent, and she certainly couldn't see through the back of her head, but for the first time in her life she realized someone was nearby solely by smell. With a gasp she regretted as soon as it was out, she spun.
The woman who'd come up behind her gasped, too, in
evident alarm, and ducked her head so low that she seemed to be babbling into the loose fold of tunic over her ample breasts: “I'm sorry, Mistress Umma, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to startle you. Please believe me.”
“It's all right,” Nicole said automatically. She was shaking, not so much from startlement now as from the proximity of another human being from this world, this time. People passing by, people across the street, were distant enough that she could, if she had to, pretend that they didn't count. There was no pretending this woman was anything but real. Every sense said so: sight, sound, smell so strong she could taste it—and, if she dared reach out, she could touch, too. She kept her hand in a fist at her side, and, as she'd done when she first woke, took refuge in the recording of details.
The woman was younger than she was, somewhere in her twenties, maybe, and half a head taller than Nicole—than Umma. However tall that was. Her skin was fairer than Umma's, almost like Nicole's own. Her eyes were gray, her hair neither blond nor brown and very, very dirty, rudely hacked into a bob like those of Liber and Libera on their votive plaque.
Her hands and face were clean enough, but her bare feet were black, not simply dirty like Nicole's—Umma's, Nicole reminded herself. She wore a stained, shabby tunic, shabbier than any of those Nicole had found in the chest of drawers. The body under that tunic was ripe, with wide hips and full breasts whose nipples thrust against the wool, but the odor that came off it went far past ripeness.
“I'm sorry I slept so late that you were up before me, Mistress.” The young woman's words still tumbled over one another, as if she had to get them all in before someone stopped her. “It won't happen again, I promise it won't.”
Nicole recognized that nervousness, though it seemed exaggerated. Employee in front of employer when employee was noticeably late. She knew the feeling herself.
With sympathy came a rush of relief. If this woman worked for her, then she had a guide, somebody to walk her through the things she needed to live in this world. She
hadn't known how badly she wanted something like this till she had it. She wanted to fall on the woman's neck and thank God—or gods—for the gift.
Common sense kept her where she was, and made her say, “It's all right. No harm done.”
Nicole had just, not entirely advertently, observed the cardinal rule of any lawyer or executive in a new job: make friends with the staff. Do that and they'll do your job for you, show you the ropes without your having to ask.
It seemed to work with this—what? Waitress? Cook? Hired girl? Her face lit up. “Oh, thank you, Mistress! What a kind mood you're in today.” She was almost beautiful when she smiled. With the stink that came off her, though, who would want to get close enough to her to notice? She went on eagerly, almost too fast to understand: “Shall I make breakfast for you, Mistress? Still plenty of bread from yesterday. Or I could—”
“No,” Nicole said before she fell over herself trying to please. “No, that would be fine.” The body she wore was suddenly, ferociously hungry. It wanted to be fed now.
The—employee, Nicole guessed she could call her—smiled happily. She was as simple as a child, it seemed—nerves and shakiness one moment, puppy-eagerness the next. “Good! Good, then. The children should be down any time now. I'll see they're fed, too, Mistress. Everybody's sleepy today—everybody but you, Mistress Umma.” She ventured another smile.
Nicole smiled back. It seemed unkind not to. The result was mildly startling: another of those wide, delighted grins. As the younger woman turned and went back toward the counter, she was humming under her breath.
Damn,
thought Nicole,
she's easy to please.
Men might think so, too, the way she walked. Dawn Soderstrom had swiveled her hips like that, but she'd needed heels to do it. Anyone who could manage it barefoot had determination, and one hell of a limber spine.
Once the woman was gone about her business, backfield in motion, odor, and all, Nicole could focus on what she'd
said. She—Nicole—Umma—was mother to—two? three? how many?—children she'd never seen before.
And what about Kimberley and Justin, back in West Hills, back in the twentieth century? It hit her with a force so strong it knocked the breath out of her. All the while she'd been veering between panic and selfish delight, she hadn't spared a moment's thought for her own children. It might almost seem she was glad to be shut of them—to escape the daily drag of responsibility, the interruptions, the disruptions. Had she been hoping she'd be spared that here? Was she so terrible a mother?
God. What had happened to her own body, back in West Hills? Was it just … unoccupied? Had it gone into some kind of coma? What would happen to the kids? She hadn't even gone in to kiss Kimberley good night, to see if her fever had gone down, or checked in on Justin and made sure he had his teddy beside him in case he woke up in the middle of the night. She'd been so tired, so fed up, so far over the top, that she'd put herself to bed and said her prayer and gone to sleep without a thought for her children.
No. No, something must have happened, the same way something had happened to make sure she spoke Latin. Somebody or something would look after Kimberley and Justin, at least till morning. Then—
Oh, God. They'd find her in a coma or worse. Would Kimberley know to dial 911? Would Justin—
She couldn't think about that. She had to hope—to pray—they'd be all right. Her last prayer had been answered. Why not this one, too?
“Liber,” she whispered, “Libera, if you're listening, do this one last thing for me, will you please?” Damn, she sounded like Nicole-in-the-office, asking Cyndi to do her a favor. Good legal secretaries sit at the right hand of God, every lawyer knows that, but it might not be strictly kosher to address a pair of gods as if they were the original administrative assistants.
She shook herself. It didn't matter. “Just take care of them, okay?”
If she'd hoped for some sign, some feeling at least that she'd been heard, she didn't get it. She caught herself smiling slowly, widely, and not at all nicely. If Nicole Gunther-Perrin wasn't home anymore, there was no doubt at all who would inherit the kids. Frank and Dawn wouldn't get much of a vacation. And Frank would finally, after all this time, be left holding the baby—literally. Twice over.
“There is justice in the universe,” Nicole said to the reek-rich air.
Her—servant, whatever, came back out of the shop carrying a chunk of bread, a small bowl, and a cup on a wooden tray. “Thank you,” Nicole said as the young woman set the tray down on a table just inside the door, where the light from outside was brightest.
“You're welcome, Mistress.” The woman, whose name Nicole was going to have to learn soon or be in trouble, smiled another of those wide smiles. “Oh, you are kind today! Have the gods blessed you, then, Mistress? Is this a white day?”
Nicole stared blankly at her. The part of her that knew Latin knew that a white day meant a lucky day, marked in white on the Roman calendar. It still didn't explain why the woman should be so transparently delighted to get a simple thank-you. Either Umma had been an ogre or something else was going on, something Nicole didn't know enough to catch.
Her stomach growled loudly, drowning out the rattle of her thoughts. It wanted breakfast, and it wanted it now.
She pulled a stool over to the table, sat down, and examined her breakfast. The bread made her want to giggle. Had it been served in slices instead of a slab half a dozen slices thick, it would have done for Roman Meal: same medium-brown color, same coarse flour. She'd eaten a lot of bologna sandwiches on Roman Meal, growing up in Indianapolis. She tore off a piece and bit into it. It was fresher than any Roman Meal she'd ever eaten, and had a slightly smoky taste from being baked over a wood fire.
It was also grittier than any Roman Meal she'd ever eaten.
She glanced at the stone quern beside the oven. Was that what had broken her front tooth, and what set the back one to aching whenever she wasn't busy thinking about something else?
So she'd chew carefully. She was hungry.
When she'd taken the edge off her hunger with a good portion of the bread, she took time to explore the rest of the tray. The shallow earthenware bowl was full of thick, shiny, green-yellow liquid. She sniffed. Her eyebrows rose. Remembering dinners in fancy restaurants before Frank stopped taking her and started taking Dawn instead, she twisted off another piece of bread and dipped it in the bowl. She tasted again. Yes, she'd called it. Olive oil. They were still eating bread that way in Italian restaurants, eighteen centuries from now.
Olive oil was a fat, but God knew it was better than butter. This body didn't look as if it needed to worry much about its weight. Even so, a lifetime of habit persuaded Nicole to push the bowl of oil away and investigate the cup. Again she sniffed. Again her eyebrows rose, but this time they rose higher. Wine? At breakfast? What was she supposed to be, an alcoholic?
Dammit, she needed to know her employee's name. Rather than sing out
Yo!
or
You there!
she coughed. That did it: the young woman looked up from the two trays she was filling as she'd filled Nicole's. Her eyes were wide, her face a mask of apprehension. All her emotions seemed to be broad, cartoonish, as if she were playing a role, and not too well, either.
Those emotions were real. Nicole would have been willing to bet on that. They were just … exaggerated. For effect? Or because she'd never learned to tone them down? “Is something wrong, Mistress?” she asked anxiously.
“Yes,” Nicole said, and the woman's face went white. Terror?
Good Lord,
Nicole thought.
Umma must have been a raving tartar.
She smoothed her voice as much as she could, though she couldn't rid it of all the disapproval. That was too deeply ingrained, for too long, in Nicole's other—
future—life. “I don't think I'll be having wine this morning. Would you bring me some water instead?”
“Water?” The other woman's eyebrows flew up almost to her hairline. She was as astonished as if Nicole had asked for—well, wine. Or Scotch. Or creamed angleworms on toast. “Mistress, are you sure?”
“Yes, I'm sure.” Nicole hadn't meant to snap so hard. She hadn't meant to crush the servant—just to shake her loose from her incredulity and set her to fetching the water. The young woman looked as if she expected to be fired without a reference. More gently, as gently as she could, Nicole said, “I may stop drinking wine altogether. Water's more healthy, don't you think?”
“Healthy?” The servant's eyebrows went up even higher this time. She was easy to reassure, at least; soften the tone even a little and she forgot she'd ever been snapped at.
Or else she really was too incredulous to watch her step around an employer she so evidently feared. Nicole had to be acting completely and shockingly out of character.
“Healthy?” she repeated. “Water? Mistress, your customers won't think so, if you try to tell them such a thing.”
“What do you mean?” Nicole said.
Her employee stared at her. She had, she realized, just asked her first truly stupid question here in Carnuntum. The young woman retreated to the long stone counter, as if it represented some kind of refuge. Something in the way she walked, and in the things she'd said, made Nicole see it suddenly for what it was. It wasn't a counter. It was a bar.

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