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How to Get an Abortion
A Note on Polyamory

   
4. HOW TO BE GAY

What to Do If All Your Life You Have Secretly Wanted to Have Sex With Someone With the Same Private Parts as You
A Note About Anti-Gay Bigots
How to Come Out of the Closet
Where to Go to College If You’re Gay
The History of Gay People in a Few Paragraphs
On Gay People Sleeping With Straight People
How to Have Sex With a Man If You’re a Man
How to Have Oral Sex
How to Have Anal Sex
How to Have Sex With a Woman If You’re a Woman

   
5. HOW TO SLEEP WITH YOUR PROFESSOR

   
6. SAVAGE LOVE, COLLEGE EDITION

So I Have This Roommate
So I Have This Religion
So I Just Discovered Anal Sex
So I’ve Been Thinking About Polyamory
So I Have These Parents
So I Have This Kink
So I’m in This Relationship and Something About the Sex Just Isn’t Right
So I Think I Just Cheated
So I Think I Just Got Raped
So I Think I’m Pregnant
So I Think I’m Trans
So I’m a Virgin—Or My Partner Is

   
7. WHAT NO ONE ELSE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING

How to Deal With a Hangover
How to Binge Drink
Handy Synonyms for Being Drunk
On Vomiting
Handy Synonyms for Vomiting
How to Get Roofied and Still Have a Good Time
How to Drink Like an Adult
On Drinking and Driving
Beer: It’s All Good
Wine: What the Hell’s the Deal?
Why Do the Drinks at This Bar Cost So Goddamn Much?

   
8. WHAT NO ONE ELSE WILL TELL YOU ABOUT DRUGS

Don’t Do Drugs! Okay? Seriously! Ever
Marijuana
Cocaine
Methamphetamine
Ecstasy
LSD
Mushrooms
Heroin
A Note That Could Save Your or a Friend’s Life
A Final Word About Drugs

   
9. A FEW WORDS ABOUT MANNERS

A Few of the Basics
How to Have a Conversation

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