How to be Death

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Authors: Amber Benson

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PRAISE FOR

serpent’s storm

 

“Delightfully charming. Calliope Reaper-Jones is hysterical. One can’t help but root for her to get the man, save the world, and get her heart’s desire in the process. This character-driven addition to the Reaper-Jones series is truly fantastic.”


RT Book Reviews

 

“Amber Benson shines through her novel and entices readers. Calliope’s personality is genuine, and readers will definitely love her.”


Nocturne Romance Reads

 

“A thoroughly enjoyable, imaginative book, well-realized in both concept and execution.”


Assignment X

 

“Fast-paced but filled with humor and pathos. A powerful, action-packed thriller.”


Genre Go Round Reviews

 

“Benson has brought the series to a new, impressive height—dark, startling, and [with] plenty of shocking surprises. Urban fantasy fans should not miss this fantastic series.”


SciFiChick.com

 

cat’s claw

 

“Callie bounces from twist to twist as she explores Benson’s richly imagined world, where multiple mythologies blend and the afterlife is run as a corporation.”


Publishers Weekly

 

“An entertaining, frenzied fantasy frolic that will have the audience laughing at the chick-lit voice of the heroine, who is willing to go to heaven on a hellish cause.”


Genre Go Round Reviews

 

“Benson is back with a second helping of her refreshing take on death and purgatory… Callie’s offbeat humor and viewpoint guarantee a madcap romp.”


RT Book Reviews

 

“A fun, snappy read to the tune of a chick-lit writing style, set in a colorful supernatural world. It’s a charming mesh of several myths with an unconventional modern-day twist that hosts a cast of quirky, likable, and diverse characters.”


Fantasy Dreamer’s Ramblings

 

“Sustains the style and pace of
Death’s Daughter
but adds deepening characterization.”


The Monthly Aspectarian

 

death’s daughter

 

“Amber Benson does an excellent job of creating strong characters, as well as educating the reader on some great mythology history … a fast-paced and very entertaining story.”


Sacramento Book Review

 

“An urban fantasy series featuring a heroine whose macabre humor fits perfectly with her circumstances. Sure to appeal to fans of Tanya Huff’s Vicki Nelson series and Charles de Lint’s urban fantasies.”


Library Journal

 

“A beguiling blend of fantasy and horror … Calliope emerges as an authentically original creation … The humorous tone never gets in the way of the imaginative weirdness of the supernatural events.”


Locus

 

“In
Death’s Daughter
, Benson provides a fun romp that defines the rules of an exciting new universe you’ll be champing at the bit to dive back into time and again. There’s action; there’s intrigue, redemption, an adorable hell puppy, and even a hot guy or two. What more could you ask for?”


Buffyfest

 

“Amber Benson writes an amusing, action-packed, chick-lit urban fantasy loaded with more twists and curves than a twist-a-whirl … Filled with humor and wit, this is a refreshing, original thriller as double, triple, and nth crossings are the norm.”


Genre Go Round Reviews

 

“With a creative story line as proof, Ms. Benson adds writing to her ever-growing list of talents. Set within an intriguing paranormal world,
Death’s Daughter
unfolds a seductive tale of power and deception. A great start to a series that will be easy for readers to get hooked on.”


Darque Reviews

 

“Opens the door on an intriguing, fully thought-out universe, with a likable main character and the potential for mayhem around every corner. It’s a lot of fun.”


Fangoria

 

“A lively and funny story packed with nonstop action … Benson’s flair for combining mythology and pop culture to create laugh-out-loud characters and incidents strongly reminded me of Esther Friesner’s
Temping Fate
.”


The Green Man Review

 

“Callie is sarcastic, smart-mouthed, and overwhelmed. I liked her a lot! I found this to be an amusing book from start to finish. It was refreshing to have a lighthearted but still-suspenseful paranormal come on the scene. The mythology and settings were unique and creepy (my favorite) … Callie’s voice was spot-on for a twenty-four-year-old assistant living in New York who is suddenly dropped into the middle of Hell. I have a feeling this is the start of a series, so I will be eagerly awaiting more adventures of Callie, Clio, and Runt the hellhound.”


Night Owl Reviews

 

“Amber Benson has created a brash, sassy heroine oozing attitude as she deals with family, business, an angry goddess, zombie armies, and betrayal in this imaginative blend of assorted mythologies. The snappy dialogue keeps pace with the quick pace while providing a fun touch of self-deprecating humor. It should be interesting to see where Benson takes Callie next.”


Monsters and Critics

 

“‘Multitalented’ doesn’t begin to cover the gifts of former
Buffy
TV-alumna Benson. Her quirky, cranky, and humorous heroine leads readers on a wacky first-person adventure through Hell. Great supporting characters and wild antics keep the pace brisk and the humor flowing.”


RT Book Reviews

 

Ace Books by Amber Benson

 

DEATH’S DAUGHTER

CAT’S CLAW

 

SERPENT’S STORM

 

HOW TO BE DEATH

 
how to be
death

AMBER BENSON

 

ACE BOOKS, NEW YORK

 

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HOW TO BE DEATH

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PUBLISHING HISTORY

Ace mass-market edition / March 2012

Copyright © 2012 by Benson Entertainment, Inc.

Cover art by Spiral Studio.

Cover design by Judith Lagerman.

Interior text design by Tiffany Estreicher.

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