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About the Author

Jess Keating was nine years old when she brought home a fox skeleton she found in the woods and declared herself Jane Goodall, and not much has changed since then. Her first job was at a wildlife rehabilitation center, where she spent her days chasing raccoons, feeding raptors (the birds, not the dinosaurs!), and trying unsuccessfully to avoid getting sprayed by skunks. Her love of animals carried her through university, where she studied zoology and received a master's degree in animal science, before realizing her lifelong dream of writing a book for kids about a hilarious girl who lives in a zoo.

She has always been passionate about three things: writing, animals, and education. Today, she's lucky enough to mix together all three. When she's not writing books for adventurous and funny kids, she's hiking the trails near her Ontario home, watching documentaries, and talking about weird animal facts* to anyone who will listen. You can email her at [email protected], or visit her online at
www.jesskeating.com
.

*Did you know that grizzly bears can smell food from eighteen miles away?

CREATURE FILE:

Jess Keating

SPECIES NAME:
Authorificus Biophiliac

KINGDOM:
Ontario, Canada!

PHYLUM:
Writers who have a strange love of quirky critters and brave characters; animal nut with a pen

WEIGHT:
You dare ask a lady her weight?! Why, I never! Wait, is this before or after I ate that banana split?

NATURAL HABITAT:
Outside exploring with a messy notebook, or snuggled up watching nature documentaries with her husband.

FEEDS ON:
Grilled apple and cheese sandwiches, popcorn, and pizza.

LIFESPAN:
I was born on a sunny summer day in…wait, nobody has time for my life story here. Get it together, Jess.

HANDLING TECHNIQUE:
Gets restless inside, so daily walks are essential. Also have significant quantities of caramel corn and extra books on hand in case of emergency.

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