Read In the Unlikely Event Online
Authors: Judy Blume
Bad things happen in threes
, her cousin Belle reminded her, but Irene couldn’t say that Rusty having a baby at eighteen was a bad thing, or maybe it was, given the circumstances, but the baby herself was not. The baby, Miri, was a precious gift, with her grandfather’s high cheekbones and dimpled cheek. Not a beauty like Rusty, not yet, but growing into her looks. The eyes, she knew where they came from, but she kept that to herself. She hoped to god she would never again come face-to-face with the person responsible for those eyes. If she did she didn’t know what she might do. He’d better hope she wouldn’t have a carving knife in her hand. If she kept thinking of him she might need a nitro under her tongue. She brushed off her hands as if brushing away bad thoughts and poured herself a small glass of sherry.
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RUSTY CAME DOWNSTAIRS
to help at the open house. Irene looked smart in a simple gray wool dress with a white collar. She was at her most charming, chatting with her customers, offering a glass of sherry to the few husbands who’d accompanied their wives, and to the women, too. “It will warm you up,” she told them. Was anyone better at this than her mother? Rusty didn’t think so. Irene had once confided to Rusty she’d had the opportunity, when she was young, to marry into the family who’d started Volupté. But her parents thought Max Ammerman was a better catch. He was fifteen years older and already established in business. If she’d married the Volupté boy she’d be powdering her nose in the best clubs and restaurants, instead of selling compacts wholesale from home.
It was still early but already it looked like Irene would get a good turnout. Rusty replenished the stock from Irene’s closet, handled the cash and the occasional check, and was available for gift-wrapping. When the phone rang Rusty excused herself and picked it up.
“Irene?”
“No, this is her daughter, Rusty.”
“Oh, Rusty, dear, I haven’t seen you in ages. This is Estelle Sapphire from Bayonne. I can’t get to Elizabeth tonight. I’m busy packing, leaving for Florida in the morning, but I was hoping Irene could put away six compacts for me. My husband will pick them up tomorrow on his way back from the airport. He’s driving to Miami but I’m flying.”
Lucky Mrs. Sapphire, Rusty thought, to be escaping this weather. She wouldn’t mind a trip to Florida, but she took her two weeks of vacation in the summer so she and Miri could spend time together down the shore.
“Any special design?” Rusty asked.
“No, dear. Whatever Irene thinks.”
“Price range?”
“Mid. Really, I’m just taking them in case I meet someone, a good hairdresser, a pleasant maid. You know. As a way to say thank you. So much nicer than giving money.”
“Of course,” Rusty said. “I’ll get them ready for you right now.”
“Thank you, Rusty. Please tell Irene I said hello.”
“I will.” Rusty was willing to bet the
pleasant
maid or the
good
hairdresser would prefer cash, but a gift was better than nothing.
“Rusty, darling,” Irene said, handing her four compacts and two Ronsons. “Could you gift-wrap these for Mrs. Delaney? Red ribbon.”
Red ribbon was a code for Christmas, not Hanukkah, which would be blue ribbon.
Rusty knew Mrs. Delaney’s son, a good-looking guy who worked at the branch bank on Elmora Avenue. He always flirted with her. Sometimes she flirted back, just to keep up her skills, though she knew he was married with four children. Not to mention Catholic.
Steve
A few blocks down East Jersey Street from the Martin Building, where Steve Osner’s father had his dental office and you could get a great-tasting burger at Three Brothers Luncheonette, Steve was shooting baskets at the YMHA with his best buddy, Phil Stein, both of them seniors at Thomas Jefferson High. They’d been born two weeks apart at Elizabeth General Hospital and bar mitzvahed a week apart at Temple B’nai Israel, across the street from the Y. A couple of regulars were playing with them in a pickup game, and one of them must have brought Mason McKittrick. He seemed like a nice enough kid, not that Steve knew him well, since he was just a junior, but he had good moves and a great hook. “You should go out for the team next year,” Steve told him. “Bet you could make varsity.”
“I work after school,” Mason said, “at Edison Lanes—not much time for practice.”
“You set up pins?”
“Yeah, that and other stuff when it gets busy.”
“I’ll look for you next time we go bowling.”
“You in a league?”
“No, just bowl for fun.”
Mason nodded.
In the locker room, Steve asked Phil, “You want to grab a burger at Three Brothers? I’m starving.”
“Nah. My mother’s probably got dinner in the oven.”
“Okay, but come over later.”
“You have a plan?”
“Don’t tell me you forgot already?”
“Remind me.”
“My sister’s party.”
“We’re going to your sister’s party?”
Steve swatted him with his damp towel. “I have to chaperone. My mother thinks if I’m around there won’t be any trouble. What a joke! Remember ninth grade? That’s the first time I copped a feel.”
“You were always ahead of the rest of us,” Phil said.
If only that were still true, Steve thought. A lot of the guys talked about how much they were getting. Their girlfriends let them touch
and
look. Steve had touched but no one had ever let him look. He didn’t have a regular girlfriend. He liked playing the field. Maybe he just hadn’t met the right girl yet. He knew girls who’d invite you into their houses to neck on the sofa in the living room, but it never went any further than that. Maybe he was doing something wrong. It might be different if they went to a coed high school. Theirs was the only city in New Jersey with sex-segregated public high schools, Jefferson for boys, Battin for girls. Even St. Mary’s was coed and those kids were Catholic.
“I’ll set up a card table in the laundry room,” he told Phil. “We’ll play a little acey-deucey. You in?”
“Why not?” Phil said.
Mason didn’t say anything.
“You know what they do at their parties?” Steve said.
“Who?” Phil asked.
“Jeez, Phil, my sister and her friends! Who do you think?”
“No idea.”
“They play Rotation,” Steve said. “The musical chairs of making out. That’s a prelude to sex if ever there was one.” It was one thing to make a joke of it with Phil, but if he ever found some guy messing around with his sister, he’d tear him to shreds. Not just Natalie, but Fern. The men of the family had to be vigilant. It was their job to protect the women. That’s the way it was, whether the women liked it or not. The family’s honor was at stake. No one told him this in
so many words, but he understood what his mother expected of him. To be an honorable man. He was his mother’s favorite and he knew it. Natalie and Fern were more daddy’s girls. He had ten years before he had to worry about Fern. She was just in kindergarten. By then he’d be, what—twenty-seven, almost twenty-eight? He’d probably be married, maybe with his own kids. Jeez, that was a scary thought.
“So what time tonight?” Phil asked Steve.
“Around eight.”
“I’ll be there.” Phil turned to Mason. “You want a ride home? I got the car outside.”
“Yeah, sure,” Mason said. “I just have to pick up my dog. The janitor’s watching him in the basement.”
Steve had a car outside, too. But they were going in different directions.
Mason
Phil took Mason home for supper, introduced him and his dog, Fred, to Phil’s parents. Phil swore it would be okay, said his mother liked dogs, and it was true—she took to Fred right away, scratching him behind the ears like she knew what she was doing. “Look at this little fellow. What a darling boy you are,” she said to the dog, who cocked his head at her. “I miss my dog Goldie very much,” she told Mason.
At the dinner table, Fred sat at Mrs. Stein’s feet, looking up at her, hoping for scraps. There was no more talk of Goldie and Mason didn’t ask any questions.
Phil’s father was some big-deal executive. He and Phil talked about football over the roast beef. They were New York Giants fans and had tickets for tomorrow’s game, the last of the season, against the New York Yanks.
“Are you a fan, son?” Phil’s father asked Mason.
“Yes, sir,” Mason answered.
“What team?” Phil’s father asked.
“Yours, sir, the New York Giants.”
“Attaboy!” Phil’s father said, clinking his fork against his glass.
Mason preferred baseball to football but he kept that to himself. He still couldn’t believe Joe DiMaggio was retiring.
After dinner Phil asked Mason if he wanted to go to Steve’s. When Mason hesitated, Mrs. Stein picked up Fred. “It’s too cold for such a sweet little fellow to be outside. He can spend the night here and you can get him tomorrow.” Fred didn’t complain, didn’t even run to the door when Mason left with Phil.
Natalie
The Osners’ house was down Shelley Avenue on the left, across the street from School #21, where Natalie had gone to elementary school.
“I don’t see why Steve needs to be a chaperone tonight.” She was arguing with her mother in the upstairs hallway. “I mean, really, what do you think is going to happen? You know all these kids. I’ve been going to school with them since seventh grade. They’ve been here a million times.”
“Boys can get rambunctious, especially this time of year,” her mother said, her southern drawl more pronounced during an argument. “The holiday season makes them crazy. I don’t want any trouble. We have a responsibility to the other parents.”
“But it’s not like you won’t be home. You’ll be in the den.”
“Steve will be unobtrusive.”
“I hope you know you’re ruining my get-together. I hope you know that.”
“You won’t even know he’s there. He’ll be in the laundry room.”
“The laundry room?” This almost made Natalie laugh. The laundry room was next to the finished basement and almost as big.
“With some of his friends.”
“His friends? I don’t want his friends anywhere near my get-together.”
“I just told you—you won’t even know they’re there.”
“I’ll know. I just hope
my
friends don’t find out. If Daddy were here he’d understand.”
“I’m sure your father would agree with me.”
“I doubt it. And keep Fern upstairs. Please! All I need is Fern walking around with her cowboy bunny. It’s hard enough to be fifteen without your family making it worse.”
“You’re not fifteen yet, Natalie Grace Osner.”
“But I will be soon, unless I die of humiliation first.”
Just before the party began Natalie confronted Steve in the laundry room, where he was setting up a card table. “Just stay out of our way. Don’t ruin my get-together with your wisecracks.”
“I’ll bet your girlfriends wouldn’t mind. They like my wisecracks.”
“Stay away from my girlfriends!”
Steve laughed. “As if I’m interested.”
“You’re just three years older than me, big shot. Remember that. Your wife will probably be younger than I am. The girl you’re going to marry is probably Fern’s age now.”
“Gee, I wonder if she has a toy rabbit.”
If Natalie had had a bottle of soda in her hand she’d have shaken it and squirted it in Steve’s face. But she didn’t, so she couldn’t.
Ruby
In Sunnyside, Queens, Ruby Granik was giving herself a facial, massaging gray clay into her delicate skin. Her hair was wrapped in a towel. She was careful not to let the clay drop onto her chenille robe, as warm and comfy as a childhood blanky. Her suitcase sat open on her bed, a pale-pink cardigan sweater with pearl buttons thrown on top.
Her family was going to celebrate Christmas tonight, ten days early, because she was leaving tomorrow morning, on her way to Miami to dance at the Vagabond Club on Biscayne Boulevard. She’d just appeared at Café Society in New York, though she was still waiting for her check on that one. All in all, not bad for a local girl.
Her gifts for her mother and father were wrapped. She just needed to tie them with ribbon. For her mother, the same pink cardigan with pearl buttons as the one in her suitcase but in a larger size. Her mother loved wearing the same things as Ruby, something
about being a twin, Ruby thought. When she was little her mother made them mother-daughter dresses. But the day she’d turned ten Ruby had balked. “I’m not your twin!”
“I know that, Ruby. You’re my daughter.”
“I don’t want to wear the same clothes as you.”
“Well, if that’s the way you feel, you don’t have to.”
“You and Aunt Emmy can wear the same clothes. You’re twins.”
“Yes, we are. But we’re grown-up twins now and we only wear the same clothes if we’re going to a family party.”
Even that struck Ruby as strange, but as long as she didn’t have to wear matching dresses anymore, she was satisfied. Funny, because now that she’d grown up herself, she didn’t mind, from time to time, buying two of something, since her mother’s life was difficult and it gave her so much pleasure. For her father, she’d found a large magnifying glass in a leather case. Her father was confined to a wheelchair since his foot was amputated in August, a complication of diabetes. Now, with his failing eyesight, another complication, her mother had had to quit her job to stay at home and take care of him. These days Ruby was their sole support. Not that she brought in much, even when she had a steady job, but she was sure that was about to change.
She felt a twinge of guilt for leaving her parents over the holidays but she had a career to think about. Her aunt was coming from New Jersey, from Elizabeth, where she and her mother had grown up singing in the church choir. The singing Konecki twins. Emmy and Wendy. At least she wouldn’t be leaving her parents completely alone. Her mother and father could argue about anything and everything and having Aunt Emmy in the house would help. Her father liked Emmy. He called her the reasonable twin, which sometimes infuriated her mother and other times made her laugh.
From downstairs she heard her mother call, “Ruby…do you need me to iron your white blouse?”