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Authors: Carol K. Carr

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Consequently I rounded on the chap.

“You poncy bastard.” That wiped the smile from his face. “Exactly how long have you known this?”

“Och, settle yerself, India.” The marchioness intervened. “I told the boy it wasn’t his place to tell ye the truth.”

“Then why didn’t you? You had plenty of opportunity, while I was reading you to sleep each night up in Scotland. And I’ve written you a half-dozen letters. You could have replied to at least one of them.”

The marchioness looked uneasy for a minute, sucking her few remaining teeth noisily. “Much as it pains me to admit it, I was wrong. I should ha’ told ye after we finished our work at Balmoral.”

“Our work? So you
were
working for the government.”

The marchioness looked at me slyly. “Oh, ’twas nothin’ formal, ye understand. I was just helpin’ out my nephew. And ye.”

God, a more vexatious woman had never lived. I was about to retort that her assistance had been unnecessary and that she’d created more problems than she’d solved, but then I remembered that there was more the crone could tell me.

“You’ve known of my existence for twenty-eight years. Why did you wait so long to start looking for me?”

The marchioness looked away from me, into a darkened corner of the room. Her chin trembled and there was a fine tremor in her hand as she raised the glass of whisky to her lips. She drank unsteadily, and wiped her mouth on her sleeve. She looked every inch the broken old woman.

I wasn’t buying that pap. “Well?” My voice was cold.

“Yer mother told me that she and Black were goin’ up to London. She promised to write, and for a while she did. But after Black died of the typhus, the letters trailed off until they finally stopped entirely. I sent a man to London to find her, but he couldn’t. She’d gone to ground; there was no trace o’ her to be found. Knowin’ yer mother as I did, I dinna think she wanted me to know what had become of her. She was proud, ye see. I let it be. There’s things on this earth ye can’t change. Ye can only endure ’em.”

“You gave up on my mother, yet you tried to find
me
. Why?”

“Because yer the countess now. Yer granny died a year ago, and the title has been vacant too long. Ye need to claim it. If ye don’t, there’ll be fellers jumpin’ on it like a dog on a bone. There’s a few already sniffin’ around. ’Twouldn’t be right if some gormless young idiot got the title and the estate. We’re an ancient family, India, and I need ye back in Scotland. Then ye need to marry as soon as we can find ye a suitable mate and ye need to start whelpin’ bairns.”

Now put yourself in my shoes for a minute and ponder the situation. In the past twenty-four hours I’d put up with a lot: anarchists, Russian spies, a beating, the blood-spattered corpse of Colonel Mayhew, the arrival of the marchioness with a pregnant collie, and now the news that I was a countess who needed to marry and produce an heir and a few spares with all possible speed. What would you do under the circumstances?

Right. I can see you’re the sensible type and would do just as I did. I got drunk.

• • •

I woke with a splitting headache and the impression that a herd of camels had paraded through my mouth. My spirits were not improved when I noticed that I was not sleeping in my own bed but in a spare room down the hall, fitted out with the bare necessities of a whorehouse: a bed, a washstand, a plain wooden chair, and a thick rug so the chaps wouldn’t have to put their bare feet on the cold floor. My clothes lay neatly over the back of the chair and someone had managed to stuff me into one of my nightgowns. I do hope it wasn’t Vincent.

I staggered to the door and bellowed for Mrs. Drinkwater. That estimable lady appeared in a thrice, bearing a medicinal glass of brandy. It appeared she’d been in need of physic herself as she reeked of alcohol. For once, I didn’t mind that she was half pickled, so long as she was capable of fetching me a cup of coffee and a gallon of water.

“That bloody woman . . .” said Mrs. Drinkwater.

I collapsed onto the bed, having expended all my energy in summoning my cook. “Whatever you’re going to say about the marchioness, I agree with you. Now, please, I beg you. Bring me some coffee.”

Mrs. Drinkwater tottered off, muttering under her breath about “Scotch bitches” and “confounded dogs.”

The marchioness poked her head around the door. “So yer up, are ye? ’Bout time. I had a devil of a time dealin’ with your customers last night.”

“What?” I sprang off the bed in alarm, and immediately wished I hadn’t. I grasped the back of the chair but the room persisted in spinning. “Don’t tell me . . . You didn’t . . . Surely to God, you couldn’t have . . .”

The marchioness grinned dementedly. “I handled things for ye. Not to worry. We took in a barrel full of money last night.”

We?

“If I’d known the trade was this lucrative, I might have set meself up in it years ago. I’m in need of a new carriage and at this rate I could pay for it before Candlemas.”

I pinched my temples between my thumbs, and then massaged my face with my palms. “French?”

The marchioness waved a hand. “I sent him away, naturally. He looked shocking bad, with that eye of his. Didn’t want him scarin’ off the punters, did we?” She paused in this astonishing recitation to eye me critically. “Come to think of it, it’s probably a good thing that ye weren’t around either. Ye look like death served cold.”

“That’s considerably better than I feel.”

“That’s hardly a surprise, is it? Ye drank enough brandy to drown a draught horse.”

“In my defense, I had some startling news yesterday.”

“Aye,” the marchioness said complacently, as if she’d had nothing whatsoever to do with delivering the information that had set me off on my binge. “I could see ye were jolted.”

I looked at her sourly. “Wouldn’t you be?”

“To learn that I’m a member of one of the most ancient and noble families in all of Scotland, with a title and an estate? Och, I’d be devastated at that news,” she said, in a voice that dripped with sarcasm.

Mrs. Drinkwater hooked a foot around the door and popped it open with her hip while the china rattled ominously on the tray she carried. She sat it down on the bed, studiously ignoring the marchioness. I noticed the cook had brought only one cup. She’d have to do better than that; a shortage of china would not discourage the marchioness. Which reminded me that I’d better seize the single cup before the marchioness latched onto it. I did so with alacrity and poured myself some of the thick slurry that Mrs. Drinkwater optimistically refers to as coffee. This morning, the foul brew tasted like ambrosia. I downed a cup of the stuff as quickly as I could and poured myself another. The marchioness regarded me with a look of amusement.

“Do ye drink a lot, India? Yer grandfather loved the bottle, and it was the ruin of him.”

“I usually exercise some restraint. There are exceptions, however, such as when the bloody Dowager Marchioness of Tullibardine appears on my doorstep. When are you leaving?”

The marchioness cracked a grin. “Don’t ye worry, India. I wouldna dream of runnin’ off and leavin’ ye to deal with the situation by yerself.”

Just what I had feared.

“As soon as ye’ve put things to rights here, we’ll pack ye up and move ye home.”

That was a bit of a facer. Lotus House
is
my home. I had no intention of moving to the land of heather and bagpipes. I am not fond of the Great Highland Warpipe and the prospect of listening to the sounds of cats fighting for the rest of my days did not appeal. I said as much to the marchioness.

She grinned. “Aye, ye’ve built a nice little nest for yerself here. But ye can’t have the title and the estate unless ye come to Scotland and claim it. Yer a bright lass. I’ll give ye time to think it over, and then we’ll head north.”

She patted my hand and wobbled out of the room. My head was gyrating, and I didn’t think it was due solely to last night’s drink. I swallowed the rest of my coffee and tried to remember what life had been like before French and Dizzy and the marchioness had entered it. I didn’t have much time to ruminate on those tranquil days for Mrs. Drinkwater returned, huffing from her climb up the stairs.

“There’s a gennelman to see you.”

I groaned. It was far too early in the day to transact business and while I hadn’t seen a mirror yet, I suspected my appearance was far from enticing. “Send him away, Mrs. Drinkwater. With my compliments, of course. Ask him to come back this evening around seven.”

“After all these years, I cannot wait even a few hours more to see you, my dear.” The voice was a deep baritone, husky and attractive, and belonged to Philip Barrett.

NINE

N
ow my first thought was that this was a deuce of a time to be caught at a disadvantage. My hair was tangled, my vision slightly blurry, my lip bruised and cut, and my nightgown was wrinkled and looked as if a drunk woman had thrashed around in it during a fitful night’s sleep, as indeed had happened. But if I’ve learned one lesson in life it’s how to put on a show. I jumped from my bed and threw myself into Philip’s arms, smothering his face with kisses which he returned with increasing enthusiasm. Mrs. Drinkwater gaped at us. As if noticing the cook’s presence for the first time, I stepped away from Philip and smoothed my hair. Then I gestured languidly at a chair and cocked my head discreetly in Mrs. Drinkwater’s direction. Philip caught my signal and smiled.

“Do have a seat,” I told him. “Mrs. Drinkwater, please bring more coffee for my guest and fetch my dressing gown and slippers for me. And, Mrs. Drinkwater? See that we’re not disturbed.” I gave her a meaningful look and she shot me one of dismay, and possibly terror, at the prospect of restraining the marchioness from barging into the room to meet my gentleman caller.

I gave Philip a radiant smile. “You’re looking well. The Continent must agree with you.” I’d caught just the merest glimpse of him at the tavern when he’d met Captain Tate. Today was my first chance to really observe my former lover. He did look a peach. His golden hair was bright from long months in the sun and his face was smooth and tan. The hazel eyes were still full of mirth, and his shoulders bulked large under the elegantly tailored jacket he wore. A thick gold chain dangled from his watch pocket and his boots were shined to a gloss. He looked very prosperous and I told him so.

“I’ve a few things going,” he said, with more than a hint of pride. Ah, pride. Every man’s downfall. I’d soften him up and then find out what sort of projects he had working. By the time I’d flattered and flirted, he’d be dying to tell me just what a success he’d become. But first things first; we had a bit of history between us and it’s best to either clear the air or obfuscate matters completely so as to move on to the present.

He was staring at me with some concern. “I say, India. What’s happened to your face? It almost looks as if someone has struck you.”

“It’s my own fault. I took a tumble on the stairs the day before yesterday.” I needed to distract him, so I allowed my gaze to wander admiringly over him. “It’s been a long time,” I said. “I’ve missed you.”

He smiled roguishly. “You must have. You’ve been looking for me. How did you know I was back in London?”

It wouldn’t do to confess the truth, so I lied without the slightest hesitation. “One of my customers must have mentioned that you were here. You know how it is; if you want to find out the latest gossip, visit the nearest brothel.”

“Ah, yes. Which customer was that?”

I wagged a finger at him playfully. “I never kiss and tell. But he did me a service. I was distraught when you had to leave England.”

“Not as distraught as I was.” He laughed, but gently, as though the memory of fleeing to the Continent after his failed attempt to steal the Rajah’s Ruby had been an adventure rather than a disaster.

“I had hoped you’d come back sooner,” I said, which was patently untrue but I said it with conviction and I do believe the chap bought it.

“I would have done so, but that damned Harold White proved to be a confounded nuisance. He bore an almighty grudge against me, even if I didn’t steal that gem of his. I tried to slip into England several times, but he had a man in every port. I made it to Portsmouth once and had to turn right around and catch the next ship back to France to avoid being arrested.”

“But White has given up the pursuit?”

“He has. I’ve heard from one of my contacts that he finally returned to America.”

“So you’re a free man?”

“For the moment.” He smiled at me and my stomach fluttered. Damn, but the fellow was attractive.

He gazed around the small room. “These are humble surroundings for the madam of the house.”

His eyes caught mine, and I could see a challenge there. I had known from the moment that I’d begun to search for Philip that he would learn that I was no longer a mere tart. Some helpful fellow would have told him that India Black was looking for him and Philip could find her any day of the week at Lotus House, for she was the madam of that august institution. Well, the helpful fellow probably wouldn’t have phrased it that way, but you get my drift. Philip would set to contemplating how a beautiful (albeit clever and ambitious) whore had found the dosh to open such a fine establishment. He’d remember that the last time he’d seen the Rajah’s Ruby it had resided in his case, which was separated from my room by an unlocked door. And he’d certainly recall that I’d been struck suddenly with a horrible illness and demanded that he go in search of a maid to assist me, thereby leaving me alone for several minutes with Harold White’s jewel just a few feet from my sickbed. In Philip’s place, I’d have been, shall we say, skeptical. Allaying Philip’s suspicions would take a bit of finesse, but it was nothing I couldn’t handle.

“Indeed, they are. But this is not my room.” Mrs. Drinkwater returned with my robe and slippers and I donned them, not at all abashed that I’d been sitting around in my nightgown blathering with Philip. He’d seen the goods before, and on more than one occasion. “I’ve taken in an old abbess who is down on her luck. She’s staying in my room for a few days.” Mrs. Drinkwater snorted. I skewered her with a look that sent her scurrying out of the room.

“That ancient mother downstairs who’s ordering the girls around?”

His words struck a chill in my heart. I was going to have to do something about the marchioness and soon. At the moment, however, downstairs and out of my hair was the safest place for her.

I summoned a weak grin. “She’s a firecracker, isn’t she?”

“A bloody cannon, more like. If you’re not careful, she’ll be running the place soon and put you back to work.” He crossed one elegantly trousered leg over the other and looked at me appraisingly. “You’ve done well for yourself, India. I knew you were a goer, but I never thought you’d pull together the ready to buy a place like this.”

I prefer these direct attacks. No need to waste time on feinting and darting hither and yon; just open up with the artillery and charge. Easy to repel, though, if you know what you’re doing.

“I had a patron,” I said. “Harold White.”

Philip’s face lost some of its smooth composure. He blinked. “White?”

I thought that would throw him. I pressed the attack by shrugging apologetically. “He took a shine to me, after that visit to his house. He used to come up to see me in London. When he told me he was going back to St. Louis, he offered to set me up here.”

“White paid for this house?” Philip asked, incredulous.

“Yes,” I said. Well, it wasn’t quite a lie as the American millionaire
had
paid for my brothel, though he hadn’t known it. I’d used the proceeds from the sale of his precious ruby to fund the purchase of the building and the contents and to set up business.

I stood up and walked over to Philip, whose mouth still hung agape. I plopped down in his lap and ran a hand through his hair. He responded automatically by putting his arm around me but I could see his heart wasn’t in it. Yet.

“I am sorry, Philip. I knew White was hunting you, but I was sure he wouldn’t catch you. You’re far too intelligent to be caught by the likes of him. And I did my best to point him in the direction of that Ashton fellow.”

As expected, this news cheered Philip immensely, as he’d thought Rupert Ashton had snatched the gem from under his nose. Ashton was a jewel thief, you see, like Philip, and he’d wangled an invitation to White’s house in Devon, just as Philip had, for the sole purpose of relieving White of ownership of the Rajah’s Ruby. There was no love lost between the two men, and that’s to my advantage. I knew that the mention of Ashton’s name would anger Philip. It’s all complicated, I know, but the important bit is that I ended up with the ruby and Philip had to hightail it to the Continent wondering whether Ashton had stolen the gemstone from Philip’s case or I had been involved somehow. I’d given some thought as to the story I’d tell Philip if ever he reappeared in my life, and now I’d laid it out for him. When I’d concocted it, I had thought only to offer Philip an explanation and brush him off. But his involvement in this Mayhew matter had changed the situation and now I needed him to believe my tale and to trust me, at least to the point that I could penetrate his defenses and learn exactly what that involvement might be.

I leaned my cheek against his and sighed deeply, just to show the chap how pleased I was that he’d returned to the Big Smoke. He patted me absently, still mulling the information I had shared with him. It was time to bring him back to the present.

I fingered his gold chain admiringly. It was attached to a handsome timepiece, which I pulled from his pocket. I whistled softly. “Ooh, look at you. That’s a work of art you’ve got there. Cost a pretty penny, too. Are there any jewels left in France?”

He smiled. “A few.”

“And did you leave any virgins in
L’hexagone
?”

That made him laugh, and he gave me a squeeze. I relaxed a little at that, for it signified that we were moving back to our old ways together.

“I’ve been saving myself for you,” he said, burying his mouth in the hollow where my neck met my shoulder.

I know I’ve been wittering on about French and how anxious I was to get the poncy bastard in my bed, provided he could be persuaded to forget that precious fiancée of his, but I’ll be damned if Philip’s lips didn’t arouse a powerful feeling in me. I won’t apologize. It’s unnatural for a woman of my youth and vigor to behave like a nun and French had been no help at all in that department, given his propensity to act like a virgin on her wedding night. Philip’s touch aroused a lust I hadn’t felt for some time and I grasped his head between my palms and angled it so that I had a clear field of fire. Then I pressed my mouth to his. His lips were as soft and pliable as I remembered, and I spent a good deal of time reacquainting myself with every tasty morsel of that delectable mouth, nibbling on his lower lip and easing the sting of my teeth with soft caresses from my tongue. He cinched his arms around me and hugged me tighter. There was heat building between us, and suddenly Philip stood and carried me to the bed. He dropped me rather unceremoniously, which in the old days would have been merely the prelude to greater athletic endeavours from us both, but today the shock of hitting the bedcover served as a reminder that my dalliance with Philip was duty, not pleasure. I needed information, not to scratch an itch that had been building since I’d met French. The thought of French returned me to my original objective in locating Philip, namely winkling information from him about the stolen arms.

Philip launched himself at me but as he did I rolled sideways off the bed and sprang to my feet. He looked up at me in astonishment.

I gathered my dressing gown around me and stood panting, a pained smile on my face. “Dear boy, you’ve quite swept me off my feet.”

“Have I? Then what the devil are you doing out of bed?”

“As much as I’d love a frolic, I’ve got to attend to some business.”

“You own the place, India. Tell that old bird downstairs to handle things for you.”

He reached across the bed for me and I took a step back. I smiled hastily, for I didn’t want to discourage the chap.

“Now that you’re back in London, we’ve plenty of time to get reacquainted.”

Philip winked at me. “I should like to start now.”

I took his hand. “As would I. But I’ve got to leave here soon and I must bathe and dress.”

“You look inviting to me just as you are. Rather sleepy and rumpled.”

I smiled at him fondly. “What a smoothboots you are. Tell me where I can reach you and I’ll send word when I’ve finished my business and sorted out the girls and the customers. Then we’ll have a proper rendezvous.” This last I said in a husky voice that was full of promise. I’ve worked on that voice and it’s been very effective with men, if I do say so myself.

Unfortunately it did not elicit the desired response from Philip. I’d been fishing for an address. I’d planned to hire a few street urchins to stake it out and report to me on Philip’s movements. But Philip sidestepped my enquiry with ease.

“I’m afraid I’ve some affairs of my own to see to this week. It would be best if I contacted you.”

I pouted a bit, to show him how unsatisfactory this arrangement was, but the chap held firm. He wasn’t going to trust me yet. Wise man.

“What’s your business?” I asked him. “A house in Belgravia with an absent owner and a safe full of gemstones?”

Philip stood up and adjusted his clothing, tightening his cravat and arranging the creases in his trousers. “I’ve given up that work for the moment. I’m into something else. Much less dangerous than climbing around on rooftops. And I can stop praying that the old butler won’t come charging into the room with a service revolver while I’m cracking a safe.”

“Oh? What are you up to now?”

He put a finger to his lips. “Can’t say much, my dear. Even to you. But it’s as close as anything can come to being a sure thing. I’m piling up the dosh. In a few months, I plan to set up my own empire. I’ll hire the best cracksmen and fingersmiths and put them to work. I’ll plan the operations and fence the goods and if things get hot, I know where to send my boys and how to get them there without a hitch. Running from White was a useful exercise, actually. I know how to avoid the police in a half-dozen countries. I’ll make a fortune and live like a king.” He smiled dreamily, in contemplation of the criminal monarchy he proposed to establish.

“You’ll need a queen,” I observed.

“Have you someone in mind?” He shot me a teasing grin.

“You’ll want someone bright and ambitious and beautiful, of course.” I put a finger to my chin and pretended to think.

“Are you saying you might be interested in the position?” asked Philip. He swept a hand around the room. “You’d leave all this behind?”

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