Authors: Ace Atkins
Jones stood from the machine and tipped his hat to Bryce. Bryce nodded back.
You boys ready to head home? Jones asked.
Colvin approached and shook his head, and all five agents, including the driver, walked out onto the tarmac as the airplane sputtered to life and moved out onto the runway, the sound of the engine stopping conversation and deafening their ears.
Colvin simply handed him a postcard from the Hotel Fort Des Moines.
Some heat could be headed your way. Much cooler up north. Will wire gas money soon. Love, Sis.
Too late now, Jones said.
They left in a hurry, Colvin said. Left a bunch of clothes and receipts. And . . . dog turds.
She brought her damn dog?
A Pekingnese, Colvin said, and reached into his breast pocket. According to personal papers found at her home in Fort Worth, the dogs name is Ching-A-Wee.
Ching-A-What?
We got Kelly IDd. But now hes traveling with two women. One were pretty sure is the wife, but were not sure.
Never been to Des Moines, Jones said, climbing aboard the airplane.
YOU THINK HELL BE SORE?
Who? Kathryn asked, driving white-knuckled down Highway 69 somewhere in Oklahoma way past midnight, running that little Chevroletthe one they switched out for the Cadillac coupe in Chicagojust as fast as that standard six would go.
George, Louise said. Your husband. Remember him?
How can I forget George? Kathryn asked, taking the wheel in one hand and reaching for her silver cigarette case with the other. Louise flicked open the lighter and got her smoking, as she breezed through another dead town, slowing down for two quick moments to pass over some railroad tracks. George has the loot.
Louise had begged her to stop off in Kansas City and get some sleep, but Kathryn said she wasnt gonna stop till she got to Coleman. She needed to get back to Texas, talk to Grandma, and figure out some kind of plan to spring Ora from jail, maybe Potatoes and Boss, too.
Theyre gonna write songs about you two.
Thanks for being a sister and not telling George you knew about Urschel.
How could I forget Charles Urschel? Youve been talking about the man for months. Called him your sugar daddy.
And youd be best served to wash that from your mind unless you want the G crawling all over your ass, too.
The highway was open and clear at this time of night, only a train heading north, the Chevrolet running side by side in the opposite direction, light from the passenger cars strobing and flicking across the womens faces. Kathryn smoked and held her right hand aloft, shaking her head at the goddamn insult of it all, seeing her mother in the papers, turning her head from the camera and being called a dirty, rotten kidnapper. The damn nerve, them using a photograph of Kathryn from when shed been pinched on that shop-lifting beef in Fort Worth. It was a hell of a bad photo, with her in a frumpy dress and not looking her best. And now the copper whod gotten her out of that mess was dead. Poor old dearly dead Ed Weatherford. She just might break down and cry at his passing.
You dont worry George will leave you?
Hes right behind us.
What makes you so sure?
Im sure.
Thats some kind of faith, sister.
Its not faith, Louise. Kathryn glanced into the rearview and saw Chingy sleeping on a feather pillow shed stolen from the Hotel Fort Des Moines.
You know, you can train a man just like you train a dog. Only instead of biscuits, you use your snatch. Its true.
I hear marriage neuters em.
Its a reward system. All men are pussy-crazy. You know that. They cant help it. Its in their damn ape brain. Everything a man doesa real man, anywayhe does it for pussy. Think about George. Why does he take so much time dressing, shining those shoes, and fussing over his hair? You know he has his eyebrows thinned to look like Ricardo Cortez? I shit you not.
I dont think my pussy has ever trained a man. The only thing my pussy does is get me into trouble. Sometimes my pussy just doesnt think. Bad kitty.
Listen, we go through Dallas, Im dropping you at the train station. Ill give you some dough to get home, and then I dont want you saying a word about any of this. You hear me? I want you to amscray from all this mess.
Sure had a good time, Louise said. I cant believe that hick told George to suck his peter.
He told Joan Crawford to suck his peter.
It was still George.
Its all mixed up.
You still never told me about your big plan.
What big plan? Kathryn asked.
What youre gonna do with all that dough.
Ill tell you one thing that Ive promised myself for a long time. The first time I saw it mentioned in
Redbook
magazine. Im going to that goddamn Worlds Fair. Everyone on Gods green earth is going to be there, and Im not going to be left out. And were going to stay at the very top hotels, eat at the very best restaurants, and go to every single exhibit there is even if its all scientific and boring. Did you know they have chariot races like in olden times?
Thats fine and all, Kit. But what about after? The Worlds Fair aint forever.
Dont get pushy. You sound like George. Im sick of that worried mind. Itll kill you.
Im just saying . . .
Its my road, sister, Kathryn said, pressing down the accelerator and passing a truck loaded down, all crooked and crazy, with chicken coops, feathers crossing over the windshield like it was snowing in August. They scattered and blew away in the hot night air.
Sorry to hear about Albert, too.
Thats his road, Kathryn said. He got pinched. His own fault.
He was a swell guy.
You screw im?
Sure, Louise said. Didnt do much for me. But he sure enjoyed it. I felt sorry for the fella. Hed gotten all sloppy and started to cry. Said he missed his wife.
Youre bugs.
Youre
bugs.
And they laughed. Kathryn flipping her silver cigarette case over to Louise, Louise taking a cigarette and snapping the case shut, and Kathryn telling her she was thick. She said she wanted Louise to have it.
Come on.
Come on, nothin, Kathryn said. Youre my pal. We got to stick together.
George is A-OK, Kit.
I suppose.
If he meets you in Texas, you better know you got yourself a good egg.
You really think theyll write songs about us?
Sure.
Kathryn mashed the accelerator onto the floor.
What kind?
Who knows? Louise said, smiling. Say, you hungry?
Id like that nigger Cab Calloway to sing about me. He sounds better than any ole white man I ever heard. You ever listened to that song Minnie the Moocher?
Watch out, Louise yelled, pointing at a pair of gleaming eyes coming up fast, and Kathryn swerved, barely missing a mangy dog with sagging old tits. Knocked up and left on the roadside to starve.
What about magazines?
Of course, Louise said. This is big. Movies, too. What you and George did is better than being famous.
Whats better than being famous? Kathryn asked, tossing the spent cigarette into the night air, leaving her hand outside to trail and feel the wind between her fingers, nothing but Mr. Moon to keep em company while they headed south on 69, some kind of purpose giving her kick.
Jean Harlow is famous, Louise said, studying the etching on her new silver cigarette case and rubbing her fingers into the initials KK. Kit Kelly is infamous.
Kathryn didnt stop smiling until dawn broke over the city of Dallas.
HARVEY BAILEY COULD SLEEP ANYWHERE. HED TRAINED HIS mind to let all the worry and strife go, and doze off in a bed, in a car, on the grounddidnt matter much. He could be on the run, maybe an hour from a job, heart racing a bit, and still he could shut his eyes and take in a nap. You never knew when you needed your wits about you, and it was the suckers and fools who kept themselves plied with coffee or cocaine till the paranoia made them screw up, coppers seeing them trip from a mile away. He was dreaming in jail, as often he did, floating somewhere between memory and fantasy, feeling he was back with his wife and two boys, even the one who died before he could crawl. They were in Iowa on the third farm that hed bought from his fat bootleggers roll, where the fields were blanketed in yellow wildflowers and spindly wild onions that made the cows milk sour but tasty. And he sat at the head of the table, covered in red-and-white oilcloth, that stretched on for miles, and he felt a lot of pride in them all being together like that, saying prayers and all, while he mashed some apple pie with the sour milk, chilled from that creek that cut straight across the land like a vein of good health.
The boyhis namesakewas cuddled into his wifes breast, and he could feel himself smile at the child, a warmth spreading into his chest, and the child turned from the wet nipple to his father, his eyes nothing but empty sockets and limitless space. A great shame flooding from his heart to his toes, knowing that he had killed the boy, backing over him in that goddamn Packard. His heart seized in his chest, and he shot up from the bunk, unable to breathe, tangled in wet sheets and holding tight on to the rails.
Mr. Bailey.
It took a few moments for Harvey to realize he was on the sixth floor of the Dallas County Jail.
He was locked down solid and fucked ten ways to Sunday, and the thought of it gave him so much relief that he caught his breath and found his feet on concrete warmed by yesterdays sun. As he turned, he faced the negro guitar player from Mississippi, R.L., who outstretched his skinny arm with the longest fingers hed ever seen, handing him a simple metal cup filled with water.
Harvey took it, wondering how the boy knew his mouth was so parched.
You was dreaming.
He looked at him.
You was running from something, R.L. said. Your legs and arms were pumping something fierce.
What time is it?
Four oclock.
When?
In the morning.
Whyd you wake me?
I didnt wake you, sir, the boy said. I was mopping the floor and seen you had some troubles.
I dont have troubles.
You spoke the way a grown man talks to a baby. Does that make sense?
Harvey finished off the cold water and handed the cup back to R.L., who held on to a filthy mop matted with dirt and hair. Light spilled from the metal door down the hall, cracked enough for Bailey to see Manion sitting on his fat ass, smoking a cigar, snorting and laughing it up with a trusty.
More, Harvey said.
R.L. disappeared back through the cracked door to stand before Manion to ask permission to fill the cup. Harvey walked to the narrow, oblong window, scratching his pecker, and held on to the bars, studying the drop and the route the alley took out into the downtown. He felt the thickness of the metal in his fingers and pushed his face through, just to catch a bit of wind but also stealing more comfort, being inside and paying for what hed done.
Once you sell it, you cant take it back.
The boy held the metal cup through the bars. Harvey just stared at him. You spades always talk in riddles?
Your soul, R.L. said, whispering. You sell it and its gone. Aint no return policy on that.
How can you sell something you dont have? Harvey asked. Its all applesauce for simple folks.
I aint no simpleton, R.L. said. Take the water.
The whole jail corridor was dark except for the slice cutting through the door, Manion gone from the chair now but a cloud of smoke left in his place. The boys face bony and skeletal, big-eyed and serious. Im givin you warning. You be careful for Mr. Manion. Hell rip your guts out. Hes not your mark.
What are you talking about?
You make a deal with that man and hell own you.
Go peddle your goofer dust somewhere else, Harvey said, tossing the empty cup to the floor, the clang sounding like a symphony along the concrete and metal doors. I write my own goddamn ticket.
I knowd an old fella once that could talk to dead folks, R.L. said. You can say it aint true. But he swears on it. He said they come to you when yous asleep because then you wont doubt them.
Leave me alone, boy.
Watch out for Mr. Manion.
Im gonna own that fella.
Dont take this as disrespect, R.L. said, gripping the mop in both hands. But I think its in the reverse.
Is he gonna steal my soul?
Seems like you done sold that long ago.