Insanity (6 page)

She nodded to him and said, “I’m happy for you. But if you don’t mind, I’m gonna umm . . . let you go ahead and do whatever you were doing with your new woman and all. I’m sure she’s nice . . .”

She let her words linger as Lamar took in her disappointment in him.

She added, “So, I guess I can go ahead and stop calling
you
then.”

He heard that and began to refute it. “I mean, it’s not like you ever really called me on the regular anyway.”

“Okay, well, you don’t have to worry about me calling you at
all
,” she told him.

She started walking toward the front door for him to follow her.

Suddenly, the man realized that he had gone overboard in his smugness.

Is she serious?
he asked himself. The cool, calm and calculating delivery was what he was more
used
to from Queen. She was reverting to the regality that he
feared
. He quickly began to reminisce on how overjoyed he had been to please her before, and how she moaned and squirmed, so incredibly satisfied with his imaginative tongue. But his new woman didn’t like it at all. She couldn’t handle the cold, squeamishness of his edible delights, while being too easily pleased by the usual bores of missionary and doggy style sex. So Lamar thought about it all before he moved.

Just do it for the hell of it,
he told himself.
She’s practically begging you for it.

He even attempted to make a deal out of the situation. “Well, if I could finally
feel it
instead of just
tasting
it.”

“No,” she reacted immediately. There was no wiggle room argue his point. Queen went ahead and opened the door for him to leave.

Lamar nodded from the sofa, still not budging. “So, that’s all you want from me, hunh?”

She stared at him without a word. Either he would do it or he wouldn’t. There was nothing left to talk about.

“Well . . . ?” she asked him with the door still open.

He slowly looked to the brown bag of coffee ice cream in her hands. Then he stood from the sofa and walked toward her bedroom instead of the front door.

Yes! That’s what I’m talking about,
Queen exalted. She smiled with glee and closed the front door back to follow her human sex toy to her room. After she shut and locked her bedroom door, she immediately began to strip. She had a hot and throbbing pussy to please.

Lamar sighed from the foot of her comfortable bed and slipped out of his shoes. Queen handed him the bag of ice cream without a word. She even gave him the silver spoon that she had placed in her room earlier while freshening up for him.

He looked at it in his right hand and said, “You even got the spoon ready?”

It was a rhetorical question. Nevertheless, Queen smiled with glee as she answered it.

“I missed it.”

Yeah, she missed IT and not ME,
Lamar mused. But there was no turning back. He had decided to give her what she wanted and leave. He could fuck his own woman later in doggystyle.

Queen returned from her adjoining bathroom, butt naked with a towel wrapped around her. She removed the towel and placed it under her on the bed and spread her treasure with knees up high for her toy to climb in between her legs and play. It didn’t even need batteries.

Lamar obliged with his first spoonful of ice cream on full lips and a skilled tongue.

Queen braced herself for his ice cold pleasure by gripping the crown of his smooth head with both her hands.

And “
Ooooohhh
, that’s what I
missed
, baby,” she moaned. “That’s what I missed
having
from you.”

Her voice and body trembled from his ice cold stimulation as he slowly and diligently lapped her up.

“Is this what you wanted me to do?” he teased her, extending only the tip of his ice cream dream tongue inside of her.

Queen shook and yelped as if struck by lightning. “OOOHHH!”

Lamar proceeded to tease her again. “Is this what you wanted?” and plugged his full tongue inside of her.

Queen squeezed her eyes shut and yanked the back of his head as if she was trying to pull his entire dome inside of her treasure. But would it
fit
?

“Mmmm,
hmmmmm
,” she groaned, beating the reckless energy of her naked feet into his lower back as she wrapped her legs around him.

As her toy continued to delight her, her cell phone rang beside her on the bed. She picked it up in her left hand only to see who it was.

Oh shit, it’s Bryant,
she pondered. She figured she’d call him back as soon as her session was over and tell him that he had caught her while in the shower. However, Lamar mumbled to her with a delicious alternative.

“Go ahead and answer it. Let’s make it fun.”

Queen’s eyes stretched wide with intrigue as her cell phone continued to ring in her hand.

Noooo! He did NOT just say that,
she told herself.

“Are you
serious
?” she asked him, still trembling from his cold tongue pleasure.

“Mmm hmm,” he hummed in the middle of his work. “See if you can do it.”

The idea of it excited her. “And you won’t say a word?” she asked for certainty.

“Mmmpt mmm, I’m busy.”

Queen composed herself, entranced by it all. She thought quickly and said, “Okay, but don’t say
nothing
.”

Lamar leaned up and grinned before taking another scoop of coffee ice cream into his mouth.

“Go ahead and do it. I promise,” he mumbled with his mouth full. He figured he’d at least make his service more interesting while she attempted to control her moaning on a live phone call. How fun would
that
be? And he would get a chance to listen and be nosey. So Queen answered her cell phone as he went back to work.

“Hel-low,” she answered with a flutter.

“Hey, I just ah, wanted to call you back and tell you that I had a good time tonight,” Bryant told her.

“Ooohhh, thank you. That’s so
sweeeet
,” she moaned to him, quivering from Lamar’s incredible service.

Bryant chuckled and said, “It sounds like you just jumped out the shower.”

“Unh hunh, you got it. How’d you
knooow
?”

Bryant laughed and said, “It’s obvious. When you jump out the shower and walk into a cold room, your voice be all shaky with goose bumps all over your skin.”

“Yuuup, you know it,” she agreed, rowing her body snake-like into Lamar’s cold, wet and slippery mouth. “But I answered your
callll
anyway, hunh?”

Her voice trembled up and down, as she was unsuccessful in containing herself. However, Bryant failed to know the difference.

“Yeah, and it
sexy
,” he commented. “I
love
a woman with a fresh shower.”

With Bryant suspecting a cold-air shower voice, Queen became bolder with her moans.

“Oh yeah?
Whyyeee
?” she asked and trembled again.

Bryant answered, “Cold, naked, fresh,
clean
. . . I mean, what’s not to
like
.”

“
Oooohhh
,
yeaaah
, I see what you
meeean
,” Queen moaned crazily. “So, what would you
doooo
?”

Lamar became so amused by it that he began to chuckle beneath her. Queen squeezed her legs around his head and popped him with her free hand to stop him.

“I guess we’ll just have to find out when that time comes,” Bryant teased her over the phone. Little did he know how well she was already being indulged.

“Ooooh-kaaay,” she moaned to him. “Let me go ahead and get toweled off though.”

“Yeah, and then call me back. But I like that cold shower voice. I’m
tempted
to stay on the line with you,” he admitted.

“
Noooo
, then I’ll catch a
collllddd
,” she squealed into his ear. She could feel herself nearing a climax from the coffee ice cream sundae between her legs. It felt so good that
tears
began to run from her eyes.

“All right, well go ahead and call me back,” Bryant told her.

“Thank you.”

As soon as she hung up the line with her date, she gripped Lamar’s head again with both hands and humped his face furiously.

“Mother-
fucker
that was
gooood
,” she cursed and moaned simultaneously.

“Mmmm
hmmm
,” Lamar hummed between her legs.

“Now I’m about to
cuummm
,” she quaked and quivered, seizing his head like a vice grip.

Her toy held steady between her legs and allowed her to shake, shiver and cream, with her eyes rolling up into the ceiling.

Damn his shit is HEAVEN!
she told herself in exhaustion.
How can I ever replace this? . . . Maybe I’ll just have to keep Lamar on the side,
she thought,
. . . even if I have to eventually give him some.

Lamar detached himself from her legs and wiped his mouth and face with the dry part of her towel. She had made a mess of him.

“Service with a smile,” he joked to her. “Now I’ll need something strong to drink before I’m back on my way.”

Queen sighed and didn’t budge. “Okay, let me get a little bit of rest first.”

Lamar inched up in the bed beside her and looked up at the ceiling himself.

He said, “It feels
good
to be pleased, doesn’t it?”

Queen smiled. Her answer was not even needed.

Lamar added, “But some of us are never
pleased
enough as we would
like
to be.” He shrugged. “So we learn to please
others
. Does that make any sense?”

Queen paused before she answered him. “That makes
perfect
sense,” she told him.
The weak serve the strong every day.
But she kept that part to herself. No sense in throwing salt into a weak man’s wounds.

When she finally climbed out of bed to get him a drink from the kitchen, her roommate caught her and traded eye contact at the refrigerator.

Jackie noticed the hot pink, silk bathrobe, revealing her roommates’ naked curves, and her luminous face of satisfaction, before she shook her head and grinned.

“Girl, you’re something
else
.”

“Yeah, you told me that already,” Queen reminded her with a devious grin.

Jackie shook her head and mumbled, “
Crazy
. I
pray
for you.”

Queen responded, “We
all
are. I’m just crazy enough to
act
on it.”

Jackie walked away with her drink of orange juice, dressed in comfortable but unappealing night clothes.

Queen eyed her broad back and wide ass. She thought,
You need to pray for yourself. I’m doing just fine. And I got my whole life ahead of me.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

After seeing Lamar out the door, Queen called Bryant Thompson back on his cell phone.

“So, you’re all dried up and warm now?” he asked her.

“I’m warm and dried
off
, yes, but not all
dried up
, no,” she hinted, teasing.

Bryant caught on to her meaning and chuckled. “Oh, now I didn’t even mean it like that.”

“Well, just in case, you know, a woman has to speak up for herself.”

“Oh, now you do that
well
. That’s one of the many things I like about you.”

“Oh really? What else?”

“You’re money conscious. You’re down to earth. You’re a go-getter. You have a lot of good qualities that I like,” he told her.

“And not
once
did you even call me
attractive
,” she teased.

“Oh, now you already
know
that. Otherwise I wouldn’t be this
serious
.”

She heard that and thought about it.

“How serious
are
you?”

“Serious enough to call you back after the date, right? I could have waited a few days.”

“Well, that’s just common
courtesy
, is it
not
? I mean, it’s only
right
to call and see if a woman made back
in
safely.”

“Yeah, but that’s a two-minute conversation and not an extra call back,” he told her. “A woman may start to smell herself with too much of this good attention.”

“Well, if I just got out of the shower, fresh and
clean
, like you said earlier, then why
not
smell myself? I smell
good
now, right?”

Bryant laughed again, enjoying her easy humor. “You see that? You’re the kind of woman that I could talk to all night.”

“But you
wouldn’t
because then I might start to think that you like me too much, right? Well, that’s all
nonsense
,” she snapped. “We’re not in high school or college anymore. Or at least
I’m
not,” she corrected herself. “I mean, but why can’t a man and a woman just tell each other the
truth
? I mean, I like you a
lot
too, but I’m not gonna let you take
advantage
of me.”

“I can see that,” he told her. “And you seem like the kind of woman who would love her man
hard
.”

She said, “Of course. That’s the only
right
way to do it. Otherwise, you need to wait and find a guy that you
really
like, because I don’t play that settling shit.”

“Yeah, me either,” he agreed with her. “So instead of
settling down
with a woman, I look at it more like solidifying an all-in partnership.”

Queen grinned. The man was taking things exactly where she wanted them to go.

“I like how that sounds,” she told him. “But each partner should be able to carry their own weight into the partnership. So, I don’t agree with the idea that a man is supposed to
save
a woman either. Save me from
what
?” she questioned. “If my life’s not together, then why would you even want to
go
there? I know
I
wouldn’t. I wouldn’t want a woman bringing
me
down if
I
was a man, just like I don’t let
guys
bring me down as a
woman
.”