Irish Eyes (2 page)

I’d spent far too many Friday nights of my youth at the Knights of Columbus hall on Buford Highway. Lenten fish fries, summer barbecues, rowdy, beer-soaked Christmas parties; my daddy had hauled all the Garritys to the K of C on every possible occasion over the years. It was his duty as a Catholic and a father, Daddy said, to keep his children in touch with Catholic fraternalism. And to drink as much fifty-cent beer as my mother would allow.

“Can’t we just go to some bar in Buckhead?” I asked plaintively.

“What’s with you?” Bucky said. “This is your heritage, Garrity.”

“Not mine,” I said through clenched teeth. “My daddy’s maybe, but not mine.”

“Whatever,” Bucky said.

We drove in silence then, and after a while the steady slap of the windshield wipers reminded me of some old tribal drum cadence. When it had played a dozen times I realized I was hearing an old fiddle tune in my head.

“Whose party is it?” I asked, wanting to be rid of the skull symphony.

“The Shamrock Society of Greater Atlanta,” Bucky said proudly. “Our first annual St. Patrick’s Day party.”

It took me a minute to make the connection. “The Shamrocks? Not those Irish assholes?”

He raised an eyebrow. “Irish assholes? I’m one of them, you know. And so are you—whether you want to admit it or not.”

“Irish, yes. But I’m not one of their kind of Irish. Anyway, since when is there a Shamrock Society in Atlanta? I thought those were only active in the big-city police departments in Boston and Chicago and New York.”

He smiled smugly. “Atlanta’s a big city now, Garrity, in case
you hadn’t noticed. You know Boylan, right? He put everything together, got the charter and all that stuff.”

“Not John Boylan?” I asked.

“Sure. You know any others?”

John Boylan was one of those professional good old boys who’d been around the APD for years. He’d made a name for himself by clearing a string of serial murders in the late eighties, but since that time, he’d been resting on his laurels.

“Boylan,” I said, my voice dripping acid. “What’s his title, Exalted Shillelagh?”

“Boylan’s the president,” Bucky said, failing to find humor in my little joke. “You think this is all cornball stuff—huh?”

“You gotta admit, it’s kind of hokey, Bucky.”

He frowned. “The Shamrock Society happens to have a pretty damn noble history, Garrity. Founded fifty years ago by a bunch of cops in New York as an Irish-American police fraternal organization. It’s the real deal. We’ve got forty members in Atlanta. More than five thousand nationwide. You oughtta see these guys march. We’re getting a bagpipe unit going here. It’s gonna be awesome.”

For the first time I realized that his enthusiasm was genuine, and I felt bad for raining on Bucky’s parade.

“I’d like to see them march,” I said, trying for sincerity. “I’m a sucker for bagpipes and men in skirts.”

Which was true. One note of “Amazing Grace” usually reduces me to a puddle of tears.

The parking lot at the K of C hall was crammed full of the most testosterone-charged vehicles Detroit could muster: pickup trucks, Explorers, Expeditions, Jeeps, Blazers. It was a cop crowd, all right. I spotted a bumper sticker on the back of a mud-encrusted Dodge Jimmy that seemed to sum up nicely the group’s collective thinking. “Kill ‘em all,” it said. “Let God sort out the rest.”

“I feel naked,” I said, huddling inside my down-filled jacket. “I left my assault rifle in my other purse.”

“Be nice,” Bucky warned as we pushed the front door open.

“Jeez,” I said, reeling backward. The Knights of Columbus hall was a swirl of noise, color, heat, and motion. A three-piece band was playing country music on the small elevated wooden bandstand at the back of the room, and the dance floor was packed. Green and orange crepe-paper streamers and balloons fluttered from the low ceiling, and the smell of boiled corned beef and cabbage was strong enough to peel paint.

“Rockin’!” Bucky said approvingly.

He took me by the hand and bulldozed us through the crowd toward the bar, where the partyers were lined up four deep.

“Jacky!” Bucky hollered, waving some money in the air. The bartender, a wizened old man wearing a green ball cap and green apron, looked up and waved at us. “Gimme two,” Bucky shouted, handing the money over the heads of the others.

Two tall plastic cups foaming over with beer were handed back over the heads of the men in front of us.

Just as I tipped the cup to take a sip, a guy in front of me lurched backward, sending half my beer down the front of my sweater.

“Hey,” I said angrily.

The guy turned around. He was short and stocky with a ragged gray beard, a thatch of graying reddish hair, and an impressive beer gut that jutted six inches over the belt of his sagging polyester pants.

His red-rimmed brown eyes drooped at the corners, their melancholy no match for his wide smile.

“Callahan Garrity? What’s a nice little girl like you doing in a den of iniquity like this?” He crushed me to him in a hug that spilled the rest of what little beer had remained in my cup.

“Corky,” I yelped, “you’re wasting good beer.”

He let me go with a final wet kiss to the lips. “Better on ya than in ya,” he said. “Let’s run away and get married and have babies, shall we?”

Corky Hanlon was seventy, if he was a day, and the last I’d heard, he’d been married for fifty years.

“What about Marie?” I asked teasingly.

“She won’t mind at all,” Corky assured me. “Just as long as
I’m around to sign over the Social Security check on the first of the month.”

I’d known Corky and Marie Hanlon all my life. They’d lived on our block in Sandy Springs; Corky had been my brother’s Little League coach; their daughter Betsy was our favorite baby-sitter. Their son Chuckie had been the recipient of my first preteen crush.

“What are you doing here?” Corky asked, raising his voice to be heard over the din from the band, which was playing a Patsy Cline tune. “I thought you’d left the job.”

“I did,” I said, turning to introduce him to Bucky. “My friend dragged me here tonight.”

Bucky and Corky shook hands. “Friend?” Corky said, raising an eyebrow.

“Not that kind of friend,” I said quickly. “Bucky was my partner. He’s a detective on the homicide squad. And he’s a member of the Shamrocks.”

Corky gave Bucky an approving slap on the back. “Corky Hanlon,” he said. “Fulton County Sheriff’s Office. Or I was until I retired five years ago. Now I just hang around here with all the other old farts and talk about Viagra and Preparation H.”

“The Preparation H part I believe,” I told Corky. “The Viagra? Never.”

We stood and chatted for a while like that, Corky and I catching each other up on the families, Bucky sipping his beer and surveying the room, looking but not finding.

Bucky drifted away once for twenty minutes or so, came back and ordered another round of beers for the three of us.

The band segued into a medley of Irish songs. Bucky tugged at my hand. “Come on, Garrity, let’s dance.”

We didn’t dance as much as we bumped butts with the drunken cops on the dance floor. Bucky was in a high old mood. He gripped me close to him and hauled me around in a whipsaw series of dips and swirls.

“Peg o’ my heart,” he warbled in my ear. “I love you. Peg o’ my heart, I need you. Since first I heard your lilting laughter, it’s your Irish ass I’m after …”

I laughed and gave him an affectionate thump on the back.
“What’s your girlfriend going to say if she walks in on you carrying on like this with me?”

“She’ll probably beat the crap out of you,” Bucky said. “Lisa’s little, but she’s mean as cat dirt. It’s what I love best about her.”

“High praise,” I said.

“Shut up and dance,” Bucky said.

“Peg o’ my heart. I love you. We’ll never part. I love you. Dear little girl, sweet little girl …” His voice was loud and wondrously off-key.

But the giddiness was infectious, I chimed in on the last verse. “Sweeter than the rose of Erin, are your winning smiles endearin’ …”

Before the song was over, Corky Hanlon was tapping Bucky on the shoulder. “The next one’s mine,” he informed us.

He was shorter than I by an inch but a practiced ballroom dancer. Now the band was playing “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.” They ran through the first verse and Corky joined in on the second.

His voice wasn’t bad.

“I’ve never heard that second verse before,” I told him.

“There’s a lot you don’t know yet, Julia Callahan Garrity,” Corky said as he smoothed our way around the floor.

“Tell me something,” Corky said. “If this Bucky fella isn’t your boyfriend, does that mean you’re still unattached?”

I laughed at his lack of subtlety. “I’m attached,” I assured him. “But he’s out of town tonight.”

I told Corky all about Mac. “His name’s Andrew MacAuliffe. He’s a planner with the Atlanta Regional Commission. We’ve been together about eight years now.”

“MacAuliffe,” Corky said, letting the sound of it roll around on his tongue. “Irish or Scottish?”

I winced, knowing what came next. “He’s Scots-Irish.”

“Meaning he’s not one or the other,” Corky remarked. “And certainly not Catholic, I’m sure.”

It wouldn’t do to get started down this road, so I tried changing the subject. “How are the kids?”

But he would have none of it. “And why not married?”
Corky demanded. “You’re not getting any younger, you know.”

He sounded like Edna. “Mac was married once. He’s got a grown daughter. But we like things just the way they are. He’s got his house and dogs, and I’ve got my house and the cleaning business, and I do a little private-investigative work every now and again. Why should we get married?”

Corky tsk-tsked, and we finished out our dance in the same spot we’d started, near the bar. Corky looked at his watch and raised his eyebrows.

“Better get going,” he announced. “Before Marie locks me out.”

We said our good-byes and promised to keep in touch.

Bucky stood watching the dancers, sipping another beer.

“She’s still not here?” I asked.

He shrugged. “She got called out on a case around three this afternoon. A couple crackheads found a woman’s body in the backseat of an abandoned car over on Glenwood Avenue. Maybe she’s still tied up with that.”

“You’re dating a cop?” As far as I knew, this was a first for Bucky. His usual variety of cupcake was young, blond, and clueless. They tended to be waitresses, aerobics instructors, or dancers.

“Wait until you meet her,” he said. “She’s nothing like the others. She’s not like anybody, Callahan.” He took a gulp of beer, tugged at the collar of his shirt. “No kiddin’. If I believed in soulmates, she’d be mine. She’s that perfect.”

I’d heard it all before, but the thing about Bucky was, he always meant it. He fell in love hard and fast and often. From my perspective, he was a thoughtful and tender suitor—with the attention span of a two-year-old. Once, a few years ago, a group of us had been at dinner in a fancy downtown restaurant when Bucky’s squeeze du jour got up to go to the ladies’ room. When she got back, Bucky was standing at the bar, asking one of the waitresses for her phone number.

“You want to try to call her?” I asked.

“I already paged her twice,” Bucky said. “Come on, let’s eat.”

We sat at a tiny table at the edge of the dance floor and Bucky shoveled in the corned beef and cabbage, greasy fried chicken, and potato salad. I picked at a pile of potato chips and dip. It was one of those parties with a lot of noise and a lot of people, but nobody you really cared to talk to.

Bucky didn’t seem to notice. He table-hopped around the room, slapping backs, shaking hands, always watching the door for the arrival of his soulmate.

Bored, I drank three more beers and found myself glancing at my watch in between sips.

“Having fun?”

I looked up. John Boylan placed a casual hand on my shoulder. I forced a smile.

“Just grand,” I said.

“A pretty lady like you all alone without a date?” Boylan asked, sitting down without waiting for an invitation. “That’s what I call a shame.”

“I had a date,” I said pointedly. “He went to get us a beer.”

“Who, Deavers? Thought he was all tied up with Lisa Dugan.”

I looked around the room now, hoping Bucky would come back and rescue me. But all I saw were swirls of various shades of green. A dull throbbing was starting in my temples.

“Bucky and I are old friends,” I told Boylan. As if he didn’t know.

“And what about us?” he asked, leaning closer. “Aren’t we old friends?”

B
ack in the late seventies and early eighties, or P.M.—pre-Mac—I’d had what could euphemistically be described as a “free-spirited love life.” I never thought of myself as someone who slept around; rather, I preferred to think of myself as serially monogamous. There were maybe half a dozen serious relationships back then. It was in the days before I instituted my policy of never dating anybody I worked with. So I “went with” a couple of cops, along with a lawyer and a salesman and a professional grad student and a guy who never really had a job but always seemed to have plenty of money.

In between those “serious” relationships, I partied with the guys in the office, meaning cops. It was fun and carefree back then. We were all young and ambitious, intense in our belief that we’d make the world a better, safer place to live.

Looking back on it now, those singles summers have a dreamlike quality, like one long coed softball game at Piedmont Park, followed by endless smoky afternoons hunched over cold beers at Manuel’s Tavern.

I was a cute young thing at the time, and pretty damn vain about how I looked in my PAL baseball jersey and tight cutoffs.
It was after one of those games—we were all sitting around Manuel’s, watching the Braves on TV—that John Boylan sat down next to me and whispered in my ear that he’d been watching me all afternoon.

It was heady stuff for me. Boylan was a big deal, in his thirties, a star in the homicide unit, the man who cracked the Bathtub Murders.

Those murders—five young women brutally raped and slashed to death, all found in bathtubs full of water—were the talk of the town that spring. The murders happened within a ten-day span in early April. Women who lived alone were buying Rottweilers and shotguns and security systems. Until John Boylan noticed. He noticed the victims’ cars. All shiny clean, with little pine-tree deodorizers hanging from the dashboard. It was Boylan who’d traced the deodorizers back to a car wash on Roswell Road, Boylan who interviewed a nervous attendant who couldn’t account for his whereabouts on the nights of the murders, Boylan who’d found the murder weapon—a box-cutter, hidden behind a false panel in the attendant’s black Camaro.