Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill

T
here was an old Zombie woman who lived in a shoe.

She ate so many children, she was covered in goo;

She gave them a chomp and tore open their heads;

Then they all turned and became the Undead.

L
ittle Jack Horner

Sat in the corner,

Eating somebody's eye;

He chowed down on a thumb,

It had come from a bum,

And said, “What a good Zombie am I!”

A
-tisket, a-tasket

A green and yellow basket

I stole the brains o' my love

And on the way I dropped it,

I dropped it,

I dropped it,

And on the way I dropped it.

A little Zombie boy picked them up and put them in his pocket.

B
aa, baa, Zombie sheep,

Have you eaten flesh?

Yes sir, yes sir,

It was nice and fresh.

We just ate the master,

Already ate the dame,

Let's go eat the little boy

Who lives down the lane.

Z
ombie Willie Winkie runs through the town,

Upstairs and downstairs brains chowing down,

Tapping at the window and scratching at the lock,

Are all the children in their beds?

Is the shotgun cocked?

Z
ombiecat, zombiecat, where have you been?

I've been up to London to devour the Queen.

Zombiecat, zombiecat, what did you dare?

I want to eat the little mouse under the chair.

MEOWW!