James Bond Anthology (93 page)

Bond did so.

‘Check,’ said the hunchback. ‘Don’t talk and don’t make a mistake. We don’t like mistakes. You’ll find that when you read tomorrow’s paper.’

There was a soft click. Bond put down the receiver and walked thoughtfully across the lawn to his room.

Blackjack! The old 21 of childhood days. It brought back memories of big teas in other children’s playrooms; of grown-ups counting out the coloured bone counters in piles so that each child had a shilling’s worth; the excitement of turning up a ten and an ace and being paid double; the thrill of that fifth card when one already had seventeen and wanted a four or less for ‘Five and Under’.

And now he was going to play the nursery game again. Only this time the dealer would be a crook and the coloured counters of his bet would be worth £300 on each hand. He had grown up and now this would be a real grown-up game.

Bond lay down on his bed and stared at the ceiling. As he waited for Felix Leiter, his mind was already reaching ahead to the famous gambling town, wondering what it was going to be like, wondering how much he would be able to see of Tiffany Case.

Five cigarette ends had piled up in the plastic ash-tray before he heard Leiter’s limping step on the gravel path outside. They walked across the lawn together to the Studillac and as they drove down the avenue Leiter brought him up to date.

The Spangled boys had all checked out – Pissaro, Budd, Wint, Kidd. Even ‘Shy Smile’ was already off on the first leg of his long journey by horsebox right across the continent to the ranch in Nevada.

‘The F.B.I. are on the case now,’ said Leiter, ‘but it will only be one more short story in their collected works of Spang. Without you as a witness, nobody’s going to have any idea who the two gunmen were, and I’d be surprised if the F.B.I. get very worked up about Pissaro and his horse. They’ll leave that to me and my outfit. I’ve talked to head office and they’ve told me to get out to Vegas and somehow find out where the remains of the real “Shy Smile” are buried. I’ve got to lay my hands on his teeth. How d’ya like that?’

Before Bond had time to comment, they had drawn up outside the ‘Pavilion’, the only smart restaurant in Saratoga. They got out and left the car to be parked by the doorman.

‘It’s good that we can have a meal together again,’ said Leiter. ‘You’ve never eaten broiled Maine lobster with melted butter like they do it here. But it wouldn’t taste so good if there was a chance that one of the Spang boys might be munching spaghetti with Caruso sauce at the next table.’

It was late and most of the diners had finished their meal and gone off to the sales ring. They had a corner table to themselves and Leiter told the head waiter not to hurry with the lobsters but to bring two very dry Martinis made with Cresta Blanca Vermouth.

‘So you’re going to Las Vegas,’ said Bond. ‘Funny coincidence department.’ He told Leiter about his conversation with Shady Tree.

‘Sure,’ said Leiter. ‘No coincidence about it. We’re both travelling bad roads and all bad roads lead to the bad town. I’ve got some cleaning up to do here in Saratoga first. And a pile of reports to write. That’s half my life with Pinkertons, writing reports. But I’ll be over in Vegas before the end of the week, sniffing around. Shan’t be able to see much of you right under the Spang nose, but maybe we could meet up from time to time and exchange notes. Tell you what,’ he added. ‘We’ve got a good man there. Undercover. Cab-driver by the name of Cureo, Ernie Cureo. Good guy, and I’ll pass the word you’re coming and he’ll look after you. He knows all the dirt, where the big fixes are, who’s in town from the outside mobs. He even knows where you can find the one-armed bandits that pay the best percentages. And the slots that pay best is the most valuable secret on the whole goddam Strip. And Boy, you’ve seen nothing until you’ve seen that Strip. Five solid miles of gambling joints. Neon lighting that makes Broadway look like a kid’s Christmas tree. Monte Carlo!’ Leiter snorted. ‘Steam-age stuff.’

Bond smiled. ‘How many zeros have they got on the Roulette?’

‘Two, I guess.’

‘There’s your answer. At least we play against the right percentage in Europe. You can have your neon lighting. The other zero keeps it alight.’

‘Maybe. But the craps only pay just over one per cent to the House. And that’s our national game.’

‘I know,’ said Bond. ‘ “Baby needs a new pair of shoes”. All that sort of kid’s talk. I’d like to hear the banker for the Greek Syndicate whining “Baby needs a new pair of shoes” when he’s already got one nine against him at the high table and there are ten million francs on each tableau.’

Leiter laughed. ‘Hell,’ he said. ‘You’ve got it easy with this crooked play-off at the blackjack table. You’ll be able to swank around back in London and tell the story of how you took ’em at the Tiara.’ Leiter took a pull at his whisky and sat back in his chair. ‘But I better give you some of the background to the games just in case you get it into your mind to stake your pennies against their pot of gold.’

‘Go ahead.’

‘And I mean pot of gold,’ continued Leiter. ‘You see, James, the whole State of Nevada, which, so far as the public cares, consists of Reno and Las Vegas, is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The answer to the public dream of “something for nothing” is to be picked up for the price of your plane fare, on the Strip at Las Vegas or on the Main Stem at Reno. And it really
is
there. Not so long ago, when the stars and the dice were right, a young G.I. made twenty-eight straight passes at a crap table in the Desert Inn. Twenty-eight! If he’d started with a dollar and been allowed to let it ride over the house limits which, knowing Mr Wilbur Clark at the Inn, I guess he might not have been, he would have made two hundred and fifty million dollars! Of course he didn’t let it ride. Side-betters made a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The G.I. made seven hundred and fifty dollars and took to his heels as if the devil was after him. They never even got his name. Today that pair of red dice is on a satin pillow in a glass case in the Desert Inn Casino.’

‘Must have been good publicity.’

‘Betcha life!’ said Leiter. ‘All the ad. men in the world couldn’t have dreamed it up. It made the wishing-well dream come true – and you wait till you see them wishing in those casinos. In just one of them, they use up eighty pairs of dice every twenty-four hours, a hundred and twenty packs of plastic cards, fifty slot machines go to the garage every day at dawn. And wait till you see the little old ladies in gloves working those slots. They have shopping baskets to carry their nickels and dimes and quarters. They work those slots ten, twenty hours a day without going to the rest-room. You don’t believe me? You know why they wear those gloves? To stop their hands bleeding.’

Bond grunted noncommittally.

‘All right. All right,’ agreed Leiter. ‘Sure these people collapse. Hysteria, heart attacks, apoplexy. The cherries and plums and bells climb through their eyes into their brains. But all the casinos have house physicians on twenty-four-hour call and the little old women just get carried out screaming “Jackpot! Jackpot! Jackpot!” as if it was the name of a dead lover. And take a look at the Bingo parlours, and the Wheels of Fortune, and the banks of slots down-town in the Golden Nugget and the Horseshoe. But don’t you go and get the fever and forget your job and your girl and even your kidneys. I happen to know the basic odds at all the games and I know how you like to gamble, so do me a favour and get them into your thick head. Now you take them down.’

Bond was interested. He took out a pencil and tore a strip off the menu card.

Leiter looked at the ceiling. ‘1.4 per cent in favour of the House at Craps, 5 per cent at Blackjack’ – he looked down at Bond. ‘Except at your game, you crook! – 5½ per cent at Roulette. Up to 17 per cent at Bingo and the Wheel of Fortune, and 15-20 per cent at the slots. Not bad for the House, hn? Every year eleven million customers play Mr Spang and his friends at those odds. Take two hundred dollars as an average sucker’s capital, and you can work out for yourself how much stays in Vegas over a year’s play.’

Bond put the pencil and the piece of paper away in his pocket. ‘Thanks for the documentation, Felix. But you seem to forget that I am not going to this place for a holiday.’

‘Okay, damn you,’ said Leiter resignedly, ‘but don’t you go fooling around in Vegas. It’s a big operation they’ve got there and they won’t stand for any monkey tricks.’ Leiter leant across the table. ‘Let me tell you. The other day there was one of these dealers. Blackjack, I think it was. Decided to go into business for himself. Slipped a few bills into his pocket one evening during the play. Well, they spotted him. Next day some innocent guy is driving into town from Boulder City, and he spots something pink sticking up out of the desert. Couldn’t be a cactus or anything, so he stops and has himself a look.’ Leiter prodded Bond’s chest with a finger. ‘My friend, that pink thing sticking up was an arm. And the hand at the top of the arm was holding a full deck of cards, fanned out. The cops came with spades and dug around and there was the rest of the guy under the ground at the other end of the arm. That was the dealer. They’d blown the back of his head off and buried him. The fancy work with the arm and the cards was just to warn the others. Now how d’ya like that?’

‘Not bad,’ said Bond.

The dinner came and they started to eat.

‘Mark you,’ said Leiter between mouthfuls of broiled lobster. ‘The dealer should have known better than get caught with his duke in the tambourine. They’ve got a good trick in these Vegas casinos. Take a look at the ceiling lights. Very modern. Just holes in the ceiling with the light beamed through on to the tables. They throw a very strong light with no sideways glare to upset the customers. Take another look and you’ll see there’s no light coming from the alternate holes. They just seem to be there to make a pattern.’ Leiter slowly shook his head from side to side. ‘Not so, my friend. Up on the floor above, there’s a television camera on a dolly that moves around the floor taking an occasional peek through those empty holes. Kind of a spot-check on the play. If they’re wondering about one of the dealers, or about one of the players, they’ll take a picture of the whole of one session at that particular table and every damn card or throw will be watched by the guys sitting quietly upstairs. Smart, hn? These dumps are wired for everything except smell. But the dealers know it, and this guy just hoped the camera was looking somewhere else. Fatal error. Too bad.’

Bond smiled at Leiter. ‘I’ll watch out,’ he promised. ‘But don’t forget I’ve somehow got to get another step down the pipeline. To the tap at the end of it. In fact, I’ve got to get right up close to your friend Mr Seraffimo Spang. I can’t do that by just sending up my card. And I’ll tell you something else, Felix.’ Bond’s voice was deliberate. ‘I’ve suddenly taken against the brothers Spang. I didn’t like those two men in hoods. The way the man hit that fat negro. The boiling mud. I wouldn’t have minded so much if he’d just beaten the jockey up – ordinary cops-and-robbers stuff. But that mud showed a nasty mind. And I took against Pissaro and Budd. I don’t know what it is, but I’ve just taken against all of them.’ Bond’s voice was apologetic. ‘Thought I ought to warn you.’

‘Okay,’ Leiter pushed away his empty plate. ‘I’ll be around and try and pick up the bits. And I’ll tell Ernie to keep an eye on you. But don’t think you can ask for a lawyer or the British Consul if you get in bad with the Mob. Only law firm out there’s called Smith and Wesson.’ He banged on the table with his hook. ‘Better have one last Bourbon and branch-water. It’s desert where you’re going. Dry as a bone and hotter’n hell at this time of year. No rivers, so no branches to get the water out of. You’ll be drinking it with soda and then mopping it off your forehead. It’ll be one-twenty in the shade out there. Only there isn’t any shade.’

The whisky came. ‘I shall miss you out there, Felix,’ said Bond, glad to get away from his thoughts. ‘No one to teach me the American way of life. And by the way, I thought you did the hell of a fine job over “Shy Smile”. Wish you could come along and tackle Spang senior with me. Together, I believe we could take him.’

Leiter looked affectionately at his friend. ‘That sort of rough stuff’s no good if you’re working for Pinkertons,’ he said. ‘I’m after the guy too, but I’ve got to get him legitimate. If I can find out where the remains of the horse are buried, that hoodlum’s going to have an ugly time. It’s all right for you coming over here and tangling with him and getting away quick back to England. The gang has no idea who you are. From what you tell me they can never find out. But I’ve got to live here. If I had a shooting match or anything of that sort with Spang, his pals would get after me and after my family and after my friends. And they wouldn’t rest until they’d hurt me more than I ever hurt their pal. Even if I killed him. It’s not so funny to come home and find your sister’s house burned down with her inside it. And I’m afraid that could still happen in this country today. The gangs didn’t go out with Capone. Look at Murder Inc. Look at the Kefauver Report. Now the hoodlums don’t run liquor. They run governments. State governments like Nevada. Articles get written about it. And books and speeches. Sermons. But what the hell.’ Leiter laughed abruptly. ‘Maybe you can strike a blow for Freedom, Home and Beauty with that old rusty equalizer of yours. Is it still the Beretta?’

‘Yes,’ said Bond, ‘still the Beretta.’

‘You still got that double O number that means you’re allowed to kill?’

‘Yes,’ said Bond dryly. ‘I have.’

‘Well then,’ said Leiter, getting up. ‘Let’s go home to bed and give your shooting eye a rest. My guess is you’re going to need it.’