Joan Hess - Arly Hanks 06 (25 page)

The fact that she was standing over him with her hands on her hips and a real tight look on her face prompted him to say, “Of course I do, Sister Barbara.” He realized he was staring at her trim ankles only inches away. “Of course I do,” he repeated numbly.

I stayed in my room the rest of the afternoon, eating pizza (no anchovies) and trying to sort through everything I knew. Or what I thought I knew, anyway, which was a whole ‘nother ball game. The Chadwick Hotel had not seen fit to provide its guests with embossed stationery, but I scrambled through drawers until I found a scratch pad, took a pencil from my purse, and sat crosslegged on the bed while I made numerous lists and drew little arrows all over them. The arrows had points; the lists did not.

I was having such a fine time that I was seriously annoyed when the telephone rang. Furthermore, I hadn’t had much luck with calls lately. I let it jangle for a long time, but finally I got tired of listening to it and picked up the receiver.

“Oh, Arly!” Eilene shrieked (her standard approach these days). “There’s been a breakthrough! They’re still being held hostage in Lebanon, but it looks like they’ll be released if negotiations are successful. A man’s on his way from Washington, D.C., to act as the go-between. Their nightmare may be over after all this time, and they can come home to their families and loved ones.”

“That’s great news,” I said, feeling as though I was linked to CNN. “Why is the guy having to come from Washington?”

“The terrorist demanded to speak to a black FBI agent, if you can imagine. I didn’t know there were any, but the policeman said they tracked one down and sent for him. He’s more of an office worker than one of those agents who goes around with a gun chasing drug smugglers and folks who want to shoot the president. He has to fly into Frankfort, and they’ll fetch him in a car and take him straight to the café.”

“Great news,” I repeated weakly.

“I’m just beside myself! I’ve been pulling out my hair and pacing up and down like a caged animal in a zoo. Earl’s just as distraught as I am, although I must say he ain’t missed any meals—or any ball games on the television.”

“Well, it sounds as if it’ll be resolved soon and the bride and groom can resume their trip to Niagara Falls.” I tried to think of something else to say, but I’d worn myself out with all the lists and arrows. “Thanks for calling, Eilene. I’ll be sure to tell Ruby Bee and Estelle the good news.”

“You don’t have to tell them about it, Arly. I talked to ‘em a while back. Just tell them that Earl says even a plumber’s apprentice knows that copper is better than lead. It costs more, but you come out ahead in the long run. Earl couldn’t believe a real plumber’d say something that stupid. He says it sounds more like Kevin.” I asked her to call back when the hostages had been released, then replaced the receiver and pretended I was studying my lists. So Ruby Bee and Estelle were still on the case, were they? Lieutenant Henbit might not be pleased to hear they were dabbling in his water. I sure as hell wasn’t. Whatever was going on under the guise of a cooking contest was a damn sight more dangerous than the chemicals enhancing the soybean flakes.

Rehearsing a few acidic phrases under my breath, I was halfway across the room when there was a knock on the adjoining door, presumably from the hand of a man who was no longer a professor but was professing to be one just the same. And had a .38 Special in his dresser drawer. Yeah, that man.

I opened my door. “I was just on my way to have a word with some meddlesome broads from Maggody.”

Durmond stood there, his shoulders slumped and his face as gray and limp as an old washrag. I’d seen better color on a cadaver. Beneath his eyes were half-crescents darker than bruises. He had on a different shirt, but it was as wrinkled as if he’d changed before he took a nap. I was about to repeat myself when he sighed and said, “May I come in, Arly? I’ve just had a call from Alex Ripley, and I think we’d better talk before you jump to a lot of erroneous conclusions about me.”

“I already have,” I said crossly, then gestured for him to enter the room. “Although I doubt they’re all that erroneous, unless the entirety of Drakestone College is conspiring to play a practical joke of some kind. I didn’t speak to anyone who sounded as though she had that lively a sense of humor.”

“I was on the faculty until it was determined that my wife’s cancer was inoperable. I stayed home to take care of her, and I just … never returned to the classroom.” He gave me a quick look as he sat down, and although his voice remained soft, it took on an edge—the kind with which you can slice a ripe tomato—as he added, “I find it odd that you called Drakestone to check on me, but what’s even odder is that you knew the name of the college.”

“You must have mentioned it. Maybe Geri said some thing, or Kyle heard it from this investment corporation and passed it along.”

“I wasn’t added by the corporation, Arly. Kyle Simmons’s father arranged to have me included as a contestant. I suggested that he put my name in with the other two replacements, and he did it right before he left for a vacation.” The edge became sharper than anything advertised on late-night cable. “But I didn’t mention Drakestone to anyone because I didn’t want any snoopy sorts to attempt to verify my credentials. There’s only one way you could have come up with the name of the college.”

“Okay,” I said, leaning against the wall.

“Which means you must have noticed the weapon in the drawer. I wish you hadn’t searched my room, Arly. I guess your cop instincts got the better of you, but it’s unfortunate and will cause complications I’d hoped to avoid.”

I regarded him, uncertain what I ought to admit and how much mendacity he might buy. “I’m sorry if it was inconvenient,” I said at last, opting to be obtuse, “but possessing a concealed weapon has that risk. So you’re not a professor, and the president of Krazy KoKo-Nut was so enamored of your recipe that he arranged for you to participate in the contest. What was his approach—physical violence or cruise tickets?”

Durmond winced. “The tickets, please. Mr. Simmons is not the sort of CEO to resort to severing fingers or breaking bones.”

“That’s good to know. But why did he do you such an inestimable favor?”

He picked up my scratch pad and shook his head as he looked at it. “Why do you think?”

I was almost positive that Rick and Cambria were members of an organization that preferred the physical violence approach, and over several generations had perfected it. But I couldn’t quite envision Durmond in the role—maybe because I didn’t want it to be true. “Beats the hell out of me,” I said as I went into his room, fixed myself a drink, and came back to the doorway with a glass and a guess. “Unless you’re a cop?”

“A cop of sorts,” he said wryly. “More of a federal agent, to be precise. I retired from the DEA fifteen years ago, but a couple of the guys dropped by while I was spending my days out in the boat, and their invitation had more appeal than returning to my classroom at Drakestone. My wife taught there, too. We used to eat lunch in her office every day and complain about campus politics, the escalating ineptness of the students, disappointing movies, and the weather.” I watched the ice cubes melt while I considered him in this new role. It eventually began to make sense, along with dealing with some of the bugaboos mentioned earlier. “How about the overly friendly psychotic in the khaki jacket? Is he a fed, too?”

“Sonny’s been trying to keep track of the contestants when they leave the hotel. He thought his cover would make him invisible, but he didn’t count on the Arkansas contingency. They scared the shit out of him in the subway.”

“And you’re here because this whole thing is a sham to cover drug distribution,” I said as I sank down on the end of the bed and took the pad from him. “Interspace Investments, Inc. is a mob organization. They bought the Krazy KoKo-Nut company in order to launder money and insisted the contest be held in this”—I gazed at the room—“dump in order to divert attention from the dealers going in and out with their tool kits and boxes. No wonder the plumber didn’t know his spigots from a hole in the ground.”

“Plumber?” he said, justifiably puzzled.

“Ruby Bee and Estelle recognized him at the reception, although initially they assumed a family resemblance was responsible. Being the meddlesome broads that they are, they trotted up to the third floor this afternoon and chatted about plumberly subjects. He failed the test, although who knows what the two concluded about his lack of expertise.” I paused to scan my notes. “The lobby was used before the contest. They then moved to the third floor and continued the remodeling ruse to cover the comings and goings.”

“That’s our theory,” Durmond said, although it seemed to me he ought to show a little more appreciation for my display of deductive prowess. “The big shipment came in the Krazy KoKo-Nut cartons, of course. Geri screwed up the plans when she insisted the cartons be secured in the kitchen, as did whoever shot Jerome Appleton at the same site. The last thing Rick and Cambria wanted was to draw attention to the shipment and provoke undue interest in it.”

“So they moved the body out to the dumpster!” I said, getting into the rhythm of it. “They cleaned up the blood and borrowed the cartons long enough to exchange the drugs for innocent packages. But why would they kill Jerome there to begin with? It would make a helluva lot more sense to escort him out to New Jersey or sink him in the river or whatever is the current vogue these days.”

“Drive-by shootings outside of restaurants are gaining in popularity,” Durmond murmured, clearly impressed with my enthusiasm if not my logic.

I stood up and began to pace as best I could, rubbing my hands together and gnawing on my knuckles as I careened around the tiny room. Pacing in Maggody’s a lot easier; I’ve been known to resolve sticky problems out in the pasture behind the Flamingo Motel, despite the prevalence of cow patties. “The corpse in the kitchen was a problem for them, to put it mildly. And why kill Jerome in the first place? That’s what destroyed their scheme. They must have been alarmed when Geri snagged some of the dealers and insisted they were magazine reporters, but they managed to get things under control again.” I reeled around, tripping over my carryon bag. “After Geri’s boss called her and ordered her to continue, that is. Kyle had called his father and was shaking in his boots after the conversation. All these executives know darn well what’s going on in the hotel this week. Why didn’t someone call the police?”

Durmond tapped his chest. “The department approached the senior Mr. Simmons, after which he agreed to put my name down as a contestant in exchange for immunity. He then felt the need for a long vacation, as did Geri’s boss. Sure, they both know who owns Interspace Investments, but coupled with fear was a significant amount of greed. They’re also keenly aware of the wisdom of distancing themselves from anything that might lead to indictments.”

“So they threw a couple of kids into the pit to save their hides? That’s not exactly sporting.” I resumed my flight pattern, although I did keep an eye on the carryon bag. “Rick’s a kid, too, which is why Cambria rushed here from Florida after the incident in the stairwell and agreed to take the role of doorman. Neither of them wanted an outside security man to monitor the arrivals.”

“You’re not bad at this business,” he said (and high time). “But we don’t have any proof that the Krazy KoKo-Nut cartons contained cocaine, and you’ve produced a very good reason why Rick and Cambria didn’t shoot Jerome. Then, of course, we still have a problem with the murder at the Xanadu and the subsequent disappearance of the recently bereaved widow.”

“I can’t handle every last detail,” I said gracelessly. “After all, it’s what you get paid for, isn’t it? I’m just a hick from Arkansas. You’re the big-time fed. You can have a long talk with Lieutenant Henbit about this while I pack my bags, gather up the overgrown girl detectives, and find out about the next flight out of this absurd city. I didn’t want to come in the first place, and I don’t want to hang around a hotel owned by mobsters.” I snatched up the carryon bag and opened it with enough vigor to rip the teeth out of the zipper. It was merely a gesture, in that none of us would be allowed out the hotel door, but as gestures go, it had a certain style.

“Well, then,” he said, moving his hands aimlessly as if he were a confused conductor, “I suppose I’ll call Henbit from my room. He already knows who I am and why I’m here, naturally, but he might have further information that Sonny and I can use. I’ll … talk to you later, if you’re in the mood.”

I jerked open the door and stood there until he was in his room. I didn’t exactly slam it, but I may have failed to ease it closed. Why was I in this snit? Because I was sick and tired of people not being who they claimed to be, from the professor who was a fed to the plumber who dealt drugs to the ex-husband who was a philandering son of a bitch whose concept of morality rose and fell with his prick (inversely, that is).

Flopping onto the bed and bursting into tears appealed enormously, but I resolutely clenched my teeth, jammed my fists in my pockets, and stared blindly out the window until I was cooled off enough to think.

Another bugaboo bit the dust. I reopened my adjoining door, confronting his, and loudly said, “And you weren’t mugged between the first and second floors, either! You were on your way to the third floor when—”

The door opened. Durmond had removed his shirt, and the sight of the vivid red scar and heavy bruising around it took the wind right out of my sails, so to speak. It was a damn good thing I wasn’t vying for the America’s Cup.

In a much calmer voice, I continued the sentence. “When you were shot, not by some punk but by one of the dealers—or even by Rick. They had the same problem as they did in the kitchen. in order to draw attention away from that part of the hotel, they moved you into one of the rooms and stripped you to add to the muddle. Rick must have called the police and been pleasantly surprised when Ruby Bee returned in time to take a wild shot through the door. I wonder what he thought when you came up with your story?”