Authors: Clem Chambers
Outside, giant grey clouds had opened and rain was pelting down. Jim held the mirror and studied it intently. The mottled surface certainly improved his looks: it seemed to elongate his face and warp out his jaw to make it look chiselled. âThis is very cool,' he said, rolling it around in his hand. As well as the flower-bud handle, there were engravings of foliage across the back. âAmazing,' he said. âThe design here is incredibly complicated.'
He caught sight of Davas in the mirror. He looked younger in the distorted surface and happier than usual.
Davas leant over and lifted the necklace over Jim's head. âPriceless,' he said.
âIs it jade?' asked Jim.
âThe most perfect jade I've ever seen,' said Davas. âYasakani no Magatama.'
âIs that a kind of Japanese jade?' said Jim.
âNo,' said Davas. âYasakani no Magatama is the Jewel of the Japanese Imperial Regalia.'
âIs this like that?'
âNo,' said Davas. âThis
is
Yasakani no Magatama.' Set against the greyness of the view from the window, the green shone with a glowing depth as if it had an internal light.
Jim looked at Davas as if he was talking nonsense. âWhat?'
âThis is the Yasakani no Magatama. And that mirror you are holding is the Yata no Kagami.'
âAnd this?' said Jim.
Stafford entered, carrying a tray with three glasses and an ancient bottle of cognac. âThe sword Kusanagi,' he said.
âI think so,' said Davas.
Jim laughed. âCome on, guys, what the hell are you on about?' He caught a glimpse of Stafford in the mirror. In the eccentric field of the polished silver, he looked younger, slimmer and very military.
âThese items,' said Stafford, âif I'm not incorrect, are the Imperial Regalia of Japan.'
Jim wanted to say, âDon't be stupid.' Whatever the Imperial Regalia of Japan were, he couldn't be in possession of them. âWhat do you mean?'
âYou do not mean, “What do you mean?”, Jim,' said Davas. âYou mean, “How can this be?”'
âOK,' said Jim. âHow can this be the Imperial Regalia of Japan? Have they been stolen?'
âNo,' said Davas, âthey have not.'
âRight,' said Jim, putting the mirror down and picking up the sword. âLet's start at the beginning. What's regalia?'
âThe British Crown Jewels are regalia,' Stafford told him, before Davas could reply. He picked up the mirror and began to examine it. He glanced at Jim, then returned to the object.
âYes,' said Davas. âThey are approximately the same. When your queen was crowned, she was given the orb, which here is the mirror; the sceptre, which in this case is the sword Kusanagi, andâ'
âThe crown, which here is Yasakani no Magatama, the green necklace,' interrupted Stafford.
Davas helped himself to a shot of cognac.
The rain tapped on the window like a handful of gravel. Jim pulled the sword a little from its scabbard. The steel shone iridescently, the surface whirled with blue, black and red, which shone and flickered in the light. âHow can these be the Japanese Crown Jewels?' he said, grinning at the two old men as if they had gone mad. âWouldn't they have noticed they were missing?'
âYes and no,' said Davas.
Stafford was shaking his head at the mirror. He picked up the necklace with his other hand. âThese were responsible for coaxing the sun back into the sky,' he said. He coughed. âAccording to Japanese legend.'
âWell, Jim,' began Davas, giving Stafford a look of frustration, âthese objects predate recorded Japanese history. They are both real and legendary. The sword was retrieved from one of the tails of a many-headed dragon and, as Stafford pointed out, the mirror and the jewel were hung on a tree to coax the sun goddess out of a cave where she was sulking. She of course, ascended back into the heavens. More important than the stories is the probability that the regalia were lost in a shipwreck in the fourteenth century.'
âOh,' said Jim.
âThe trouble is,' said Stafford, handing the mirror to Davas, âthe Japanese preferred not to mention it. You see, the objects are symbolic of Imperial legitimacy. Lose them, lose legitimacy, lose power.'
âRight,' said Jim.
âAnd,' continued Stafford, âit's even harder to admit they're gone when the next coronation comes around. Then the next one and the next. So the ugly truth simply doesn't come out.'
âThe regalia appears at coronations wrapped in paper,' said Davas. âI've always thought it ironic.'
âHow do you two know all this?' said Jim.
âYou appear to be surrounded by connoisseurs,' said Davas.
Jim offered him the samurai sword, which he took. The scabbard was of a dense dark wood, with a matt finish that felt secure in his grip. âAma no Murakumo no Tsurugi,' said Davas, pulling the blade out. âAmazing.' He held it up. âThe Sword of the Gathering Clouds of Heaven.' He sheathed it. âThe Japanese Excalibur.' He offered it back to Jim.
âExcalibur?' queried Jim.
Stafford nodded. âThe fabled “grass cutter” of Japanese legend.'
âSo is it a Flymo or an Excalibur?' he said, pulling the blade right out and holding it up, as Davas had done. The wind was whipping down the Thames and a flash of lightning sent a white afterglow around the wall. âAll this and special effects,' he said, putting the sword back into its scabbard. âIf you're right, this lot's worth an absolute bomb! How much?'
âI dread to think,' said Davas. âDo you want to sell them?'
âNot really,' said Jim. âThey're amazing. I think I want to own them for a bit. Then I could give them to a museum. I mean, the Japanese would be really happy to get them back, right?'
âI'm not sure they could admit to receiving them,' said Stafford. âWhat would that do to the legitimacy of the royal line? You'd have to give them back secretly.'
Davas was thinking hard.
âThat would be no good,' said Jim, scowling. âIt wouldn't be fair.'
âThey'd pay a king's ransom,' said Davas, just before a rumble of thunder passed overhead, âbut you don't need money.'
âWell, there's no hurry,' said Jim. âIf it's all been missing for six hundred years, a few more won't matter. I can leave it to Japan in my will.' He took the sword out again and postured with it. He felt the base of the blade with his thumb. âRazor sharp.'
Davas was gazing out of the window at the storm. He seemed to be pondering something unpleasant. âIf you want to hang on to these objects, you'll need to keep it very quiet. I cannot imagine what the Japanese would do to get them back. It will be like living with the
Mona Lisa
and the Turin Shroud, having had them stolen on demand.'
âAt the very least,' interjected Stafford.
Davas hauled himself to his feet and walked to the window with his brandy. He watched the churning river sweep towards the sea.
Jim stood up and held the blade to the light. âI'll keep them for a bit, then maybe see if we can do a deal. They should be pretty happy.'
âVery wise,' said Davas, âand probably very lucrative also. Tell me when you want to go ahead and I will act as go-between.'
âIt could prove hard to get off on the right foot,' said Stafford.
âIt probably will,' said Davas, absently.
âHow hard can it be?' Jim brandished the sword. âExcuse me, mister, how would you like your Crown Jewels back?' He sheathed it. âThat's sorted then.'
Davas was holding the necklace to the light. He was smiling to himself. âRemarkable,' he breathed.
Jim took it from him and put it on again. He picked up the mirror and the sword. âAm I the Emperor of Japan now?'
âI doubt it,' said Davas.
The necklace felt rather good. It lay softly on his shoulders and sent a rather comforting sensation through him. The last person to wear it had been a Japanese emperor, five hundred years ago. Jim decided to wear it for a bit.
Akira had only ever seen the Emperor in person twice before and then only as he had passed through the Archive on a tour of the objects.
The Emperor smiled, his entourage flanking him on both sides. He was a god. No matter what the Americans had said, no matter what papers were signed, he and his forebears were gods and his offspring would be gods too. Not that Akira believed in gods, but he did believe in logic. Before the Second World War the Emperor had been a god and nothing could logically remove godly status. Rabbits were classed as birds in Japan, but whatever their classification, a rabbit could not fly and was a mammal. They could count rabbits as they wished and eat them on fasts with birds, but still rabbits were mammals. So a god was a god, whatever humankind cared to call it for their own convenience.
Akira withdrew the fingers of gold. âThis is the fan of the concubine Yosihida.' He opened the golden supports, bereft now of their exquisitely painted silk. âIt has been recovered. I beg a private audience with the Emperor.'
The Imperial party stood rooted to the spot.
A fat old man appeared from the far right and approached the Emperor. He whispered into his ear. A conversation followed.
The Emperor smiled. âPlease leave me and the professor alone.'
The room cleared, rather hesitantly.
Akira bowed deeply. âI believe Kusanagi, Yata no Kagami and Yasakani no Magatama have been recovered.'
The Emperor's brow furrowed. âSo,' he said, the word elongated, part agreement, part question.
âThey are in London and I believe I can bring them home.'
âEnough,' said the Emperor. âTo continue our talk we must be truly alone.'
Akira's mouth fell open in shock and disappointment. He bowed.
Kim's private restaurant was famous. The billionaire was perhaps the only man in the world to own his own personal five-star restaurant and keep it for his sole purposes.
Hananaka was often entertained in luxury restaurants. As a junior member of the Cabinet Secretariat he was frequently fêted. One of his functions was to indicate intentions to powerful people outside the government, and he did this in any number of ways, most of which were invisible to the Western eye. This was the first time he had called on Kim and for once it was to his own benefit.
In his quiet way Hananaka had become a desperate man. He was supporting his family's four ancient and decrepit parents and was slowly but surely sinking into terrible debt. For him, it was not hard to borrow money at a minuscule interest rate, but he could no longer repay it. Meanwhile the debt was ballooning as he borrowed more to pay for the parental care and the interest he could not cover. Soon he would have to resort to moneylenders, the ruthless underbelly of Japanese financial life. Then his only escape would be an arranged accident to pay out insurance on his death.
Now life had dealt him a terrible temptation. A simple way to pay off all his debts.
The head waiter ushered him through the restaurant, which had a dozen tables. All were empty. Two shuffling geisha in red and white silk kimonos joined them in procession. He was ushered into a small dark dining room. There was a fish tank across the far left wall with coral, and tropical fish that drifted back and forth. To the right of the tank hung a painting he recognised as by Toulouse Lautrec. A dresser in heavy lacquer stood against the back wall, a Tang camel prancing across it in desiccated biscuit terracotta. The fish tank seemed very deep, as if it was the size of a room all by itself.
Kim looked up from his phone. He smiled like someone who had just heard that something awful had happened to an enemy. He stood up and they bowed. Hananaka felt Kim bowed too low, and he tried not to overcompensate. They exchanged pleasantries, then drink and food started to appear. As Hananaka had expected, it was all exquisite.
Hananaka began to appear more drunk than he was. The only way he could make his proposal was to be drunk and then it could be rejected, laughed away or denied at will. He was laboriously pouring his heart out about the state of his family. How his own sainted parents and his perfect wife's beloved mother and father were so fragile.
Kim was nodding, smiling happily in the knowledge there was advantage to be had and, apparently, at the small cost of four old people's care. âSo, so, so,' he punctuated Hananaka-san's sad story.
Hananaka steeled himself. He had made it plain what he required in return for what he was about to give. Kim was duty bound to supply it. What he was about to give was worth infinitely more than he could ask, so there would be no quibbling. Kim would not disappoint him, even though, under his perfect Japanese exterior, he was from Korea, of a despised people.
The door opened. The two geisha scooted in and cleared the middle of the table. They manipulated various invisible latches and the centre collapsed. The cloth parted and there was now a large hole between Hananaka and Kim.
Kim turned as a trolley was rolled in and slotted between them. Under a cloth there was a large mound.
Hananaka smiled and nodded. âWhat is it? A giant fish?'
â
Nyotaimori
,' said Kim, with a hungry smile. He smacked his lips.
âOh,' said Hananaka. He wondered how Kim's restaurant would serve such a dish.
The geisha lifted back the sheet to reveal a naked girl. A selection of thinly sliced sashimi lay across her body, covering her like a silken dress. Between her legs there was a gigantic pile of Beluga caviar.
âOh!' gasped Hananaka.
âCome,' said Kim, âtell me your news.'
Hananaka looked at the perfectly still girl, whose only sign of life was her breathing. He hesitated. What if she heard?
âPlease go ahead,' said Kim, spooning some caviar from the girl's groin with a carved bone utensil.
Hananaka sat up a little. It would be rude to remain silent and, after all, the sashimi plate was only some stupid girl.
âThe Imperial Regalia have been recovered and are in England. I am sure if you came by them, all my debts and yours would be extinguished.'
Kim seemed to freeze, a spoonful of caviar poised just before his mouth. He looked down at the girl. She knew her life depended on her discretion. âThis is almost too hard to imagine,' he said.
âYes,' said Hananaka. âI knew you would understand.'
Kim put the spoon into his mouth and savoured its load as he thought. He swallowed. âAnd you will help me acquire them.'
âAcquire them before anyone else does.'
âSo, so, soâ¦'