Authors: Clem Chambers
Smith was reading a copy of
New Scientist
as he sat in the waiting room at the private clinic. Jane was motionless, her face blank. He put down the magazine. âSo, what's this all about?' he asked finally.
âHell knows.'
âMay I be frank?'
âYou can be whoever you like,' she replied, with a trace of a glare.
âYou don't have to tell me, but I do have to say that Jim and you have managed to put me in a rather tricky situation.'
âI can see that. What are you going to do?'
âNothing â at least, not immediately.'
âThat's good of you,' she said.
âRemind me. Do you have diplomatic immunity?'
âMost certainly.'
âVery good,' he said. âFunnily enough, this is right up my alley. SO13, et cetera.'
âSo you're working there now?'
âYes,' he said. âNow, you did tell me you were moving some valuables and I did agree to help, and I was looking forward to dinner with you both, but I do have to ask, what exactly were you moving?'
âAntiques.'
âYou told me that.'
âI know.'
âWhat sort of antiques?'
âJapanese antiques.'
âAnd were you expecting to be bushwhacked by a posse of ninjas?'
âThere was a very small possibility, hence our request.'
âHow small a possibility?'
âInfinitesimal.'
âWhat kind of antiques are they?'
âOld ones.' She sounded irritated.
âHow old?'
âI'm no expert in antiques.' Jane glared at him.
âDo you know who attacked you?'
âNo.'
âIf you did know, who would it be?'
âLook, John, don't try to interrogate me. We worked together long enough for you to know better than to try that.'
âOK,' said Smith. âOne more question, though.'
âGo ahead.'
âYou saw Jim use that sword.'
âI was a bit occupied but, roughly speaking, yes.'
âYou saw what he did?'
âI saw the aftermath.'
âSince when did he learn how to use a sword like that?'
A flicker of doubt flashed over her face. It reddened. âI don't know.'
Smith had been through a lot of shit with Jane, and she had practically been his best friend for three whole years. He missed working with her. âI'll try to smooth the way,' he said, sitting back, âbut I can't promise I won't have to arrest Jim. I've had all the CCTV seized.'
She knew as much. Her phone had intercepted the texts between him and his unit and she had read the traffic as it went back and forth. Smith had taken charge of the incident and branded it a matter of national security on the basis Jane was involved. He was a clever operator but not as smooth as she was. She didn't allow herself a smile. âSo I guess dinner's off,' she said.
âThat's a pity,' said Smith. âI was really looking forward to it.'
Stafford unwrapped the replica samurai sword. He honed it in the knife sharpener until the machine started to overheat. Eventually it cut out. He washed the sword several times, then put it in the cupboard with the Hoover and the mops. He imagined the police would certainly pay a visit and want to take away the sword involved in the incident. He prepared Kusanagi's stand-in accordingly. He was once again perverting the course of injustice and it pleased him deeply.
His phone was vibrating again. It was the professor for the umpteenth time. He huffed and answered. âYes,' he said, extending the word to three syllables.
âStafford-san,' asked Akira, âis everybody OK?'
âNo,' replied Stafford, stretching the negative for three seconds.
âIs someone hurt?'
âYes.'
âI'm so sorry,' said Akira. âI don't know what happened. I saw men on the street and tried to call you.'
Stafford had noted that he had received a call around the time of the attack. âThat was good of you.'
âI must see Evans-san. I must explain to him personally I had nothing to do with it. Is he all right?'
âI will pass on the message,' said Stafford, somewhat tersely.
âAnd you and the lady, are you all right?'
âThank you for calling.' Stafford hung up, feeling he had perhaps given out too much information. He nursed his shoulder. It was starting to stiffen even with all the painkillers coursing through his veins.
A people carrier pulled up outside the front door and, at a glance, he recognised it as Smith's vehicle. He made his way up the stairs to the door. Jim was fumbling with his keys when it swung open. âThanks, Stafford,' he said, walking quickly but unsteadily inside. Jane followed him.
âHow's your hand?' she asked Stafford, as he closed the door.
âIntact,' he replied.
She touched his shoulder and gave him a smile. âI'll take a look at your injuries in five.'
âI'm quite all right.'
âI'll be the judge of that.'
Jim was slumped on the sofa in the lounge. Jane sat next to him, âYou want to talk?'
âNot really.'
âYou did well.'
âWhat a disaster.'
âHow do you feel?'
âFucked.'
âYou're going to have the mother of all headaches tomorrow.'
âThat's good,' said Jim.
She took his hand. âIt's going to be OK.'
âYeah, of course,' he said, squeezing her hand.
They sat in silence until Stafford came in, holding a tray rather awkwardly. Jane sprang up. âI thought tea was called for,' he said, as Jane relieved him of his load.
âThanks,' said Jim, blearily.
âProfessor Nakabashi called,' said Stafford.
âI hope you told him to go fuck himself,' said Jim, his head rolling back.
âNot in those exact words,' replied Stafford.
âYou get the first aid pack out and I'll be down in two minutes,' said Jane, putting the tray in front of Jim.
Jim looked down at the tea. âYou go ahead. I'm all set up here.' He smiled a little.
âOK,' said Jane, taking her mug. âYou just take it easy.'
Jim lay down on the sofa and tried to arrange his head on the arm so there was no pressure on his scalp wound. It was tricky, but as soon as he found a comfortable position he was asleep.
It was a crushing feeling in his head that brought him around. His skull seemed to be in the tight grasp of a huge hand. He opened his eyes. They didn't focus to begin with but from the pale light it looked like early morning. He felt stiff all over and his body was reluctant to move. His head was throbbing to his pulse. He levered himself up with difficulty, the duvet that covered him falling to one side.
Jane was asleep on the facing sofa.
There was a glass of water on the table and a pot of painkillers, with two laid out by it waiting for him. He reached for the pills and swallowed them, then drank the water. He got up groggily and went to his computer. Yesterday was all over the news.
He squinted at it. âNorth Korean terrorists attack tourists.' He wondered if he was dreaming. Mystery have-a-go hero fights back. He noticed Jane standing behind him. âSmith must have done a cover up,' he said.
âWell, it wasn't me,' said Jane, âMaybe they were North Koreans.'
âWhy?'
âThere's plenty of bad blood between North Korea and Japan. Imagine what stunts they could pull if they got hold of the regalia.'
Jim's head was pounding. âI think I'll go upstairs and get some more kip.'
âGood plan.'
It was eleven o'clock. Jim was watching the FTSE 100 trade. His head was still hurting badly and the painkillers didn't seem to be working. It was a grey, overcast morning, the cloud hanging low over the river, which was rising to high tide.
Jane was reading a book on Burma. He got up and sat beside her. âI feel awful,' he said.
She put the book down. âYou're in shock.'
âI'm not,' he said.
âDenial is normal,' she said gently.
âI'm not in denial.'
âIt's OK,' she said.
âI'm not in denial,' he insisted grumpily.
âDon't be angry. It's absolutely fine.'
âI'm not angry,' he said, standing up. His head rewarded him for the sudden jolt with a shooting pain. He held it in both hands. âArgh.'
She raised an eyebrow and pursed her lips.
âOK. I might be angry, but not with you.'
The front door buzzed. âWho the fuck is that?' he snapped, and stormed off towards the hall.
âI'll deal with this,' said Stafford, as they met by the door.
âWho is it?'
âThe professor.'
âWhat?' Jim exploded.
âI'll send him away. Please â leave it to me.'
âNo,' said Jim. âI want to tell him personally to take a long fucking walk off a short fucking pier.'
Stafford turned to let him pass, looking down at the CCTV feed from the front door. Their unexpected caller was alone.
Jim swung the door open. Akira reeled back, clearly horrified to see Jim's head swathed in bandages.
âWhat do you want?' snapped Jim, slightly disarmed by the professor's expression.
âEvans-san, I'm so very sorry to trouble you. Can I come in?'
âNo.'
Akira's head dropped. âI understand. This was not my doing.'
âReally? Do you expect me to believe you didn't send those Koreans?'
âThey were not Koreans.'
Jim's mind went temporarily blank. âHow do you know?'
âI saw them as I left. They were Japanese. I tried to call.'
âHow do you know they were Japanese?'
âThey did not look like North Koreans, they looked like Japanese. Forgive me to know the difference.'
âWho were they, then?'
âI don't know.'
Jim struggled to think over the pulsating pain in his head. âI'll tell you what. Until things get back to normal I'm doing nothing. This fucking nonsense has got to stop. If I get one more problem, I'll throw the fucking regalia into the sea and that will be an end to it.'
âOr donate them to the British Museum,' came Stafford's voice from inside.
âNo,' said Jim. âI'll fucking chuck them in the North Sea.'
âPlease believe me,' said Akira, stooping as if he was carrying a hefty weight, âI only want to recover the regalia. I mean you no harm. I'm so sorry for what has happened. I understand you can't forgive but please believe me.'
âJust make sure nothing else happens. When I'm ready I'll get in touch,' said Jim.
âBut I can't ensure that. What is happening is out of my hands. Too many people must know now. I cannot calm the tempest. It is out of control.'
âThat's your problem.'
âNo,' said Akira. âIt is our problem.'
âI'll be in touch.' Jim closed the door with what was almost a slam.
Stafford watched the professor turn away. He looked bereft. Stafford stroked his chin.
Jane cut off the patch into Jim's CCTV and put her mobile down. Jim walked in. âWhat was that?' she asked innocently.
âThat bloody professor. “I know I tried to chop your head off a couple of days ago, but this time it wasn't me.”'
The door buzzer went, and simultaneously Jane's BlackBerry, face down, skipped across the table.
âWho the fuck's that?' exclaimed Jim, spinning around as Jane snatched up her phone. âHe's not back again, is he?'
âIt's Superintendent Smith,' called Stafford.
âWhat ho!' Smith greeted him â with an edge of sarcasm, it seemed to Jim.
âDo come in,
Inspector
.' Stafford gave as good as he got.
Jim's mood lifted. âJohn,' he said, going into the hall. He shook his friend's hand.
âHow's the head?'
âOK,' said Jim. âHurts like crazy but it's OK.'
Jane got up from Jim's computer. âHey, John, what's the story on the NKs?'
âKoreans!' He shrugged. âA likely story.'
âWe thought you might have made it up,' said Jim, sitting down on the sofa.
âNot me.' He turned to Jim. âWho was that at your door just now?'
âJohn,' intercepted Jane, âcan we do without the interrogation?'
âNot for much longer,' he replied.
âWhere did the story about the Koreans come from?' asked Jim.
Smith closed his eyes. âYou know,' he said, âthis is all wrong. I'm meant to be making the enquiries here.'
âCome on, John, you know I'm going to find out as soon as the west coast wakes up.'
âIs this some kind of DIA operation?' said Smith, propping himself on the edge of the ancient table.
âJust help me here,' said Jane. âI'll fill you in as soon as I can.'
Smith looked down at her thoughtfully. âAll right, but you're getting nothing further from me until then. Japanese intelligence told us it was North Koreans.'
âAnd?' prompted Jane.
âWell, let's just say we aren't exactly in regular communications with the Japanese on this kind of matter, so we took what they said at face value. It's a convenient story for everyone.'
âBut you don't believe it.'
âI associate heavily tattooed Orientals with the Yakuza,' said Smith. âThere you are. Now I've broken my own agreement to say no more.'
âThe Japanese Mafia,' put in Jim.
âYes,' said Smith, âand all very fishy if you ask me â or should I say all very sashimi? Who was your visitor?'
âCan't say,' said Jane.
âLook,' said Smith, getting off his perch, âthis is not on. I could just throw you all into a cell and then you'd have to spill the beans.'
âThat won't work,' said Jane. âMy leave ends on Friday and I have to be back in Virginia.'