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Authors: Georges Perec

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Contents

 

Cover

About the Author

Also by Georges Perec

Chronology

Dedication

Title Page

Preamble

PART ONE

 

One:
On the Stairs, 1

Two:
Beaumont, 1

Three:
Third Floor Right, 1

Four:
Marquiseaux, 1

Five:
Foulerot, 1

Six:
Breidel (Servants’ Quarters, 1)

Seven:
Morellet (Servants’ Quarters, 2)

Eight:
Winckler, 1

Nine:
Nieto and Rogers (Servants’ Quarters, 3)

Ten:
Jane Sutton (Servants’ Quarters, 4)

Eleven:
Hutting, 1

Twelve:
Réol, 1

Thirteen:
Rorschach, 1

Fourteen:
Dinteville, 1

Fifteen:
Smautf (Servants’ Quarters, 5)

Sixteen:
Célia Crespi (Servants’ Quarters, 6)

Seventeen:
On the Stairs, 2

Eighteen:
Rorschach, 2

Nineteen:
Altamont, 1

Twenty:
Moreau, 1

Twenty-One:
In the Boiler Room, 1

PART TWO

 

Twenty-Two:
Entrance Hall, 1

Twenty-Three:
Moreau, 2

Twenty-Four:
Marcia, 1

Twenty-Five:
Altamont, 2

Twenty-Six:
Bartlebooth, 1

Twenty-Seven:
Rorschach, 3

Twenty-Eight:
On the Stairs, 3

Twenty-Nine:
Third Floor Right, 2

Thirty:
Marquiseaux, 2

Thirty-One:
Beaumont, 3

Thirty-Two:
Marcia, 2

Thirty-Three:
Basement, 1

Thirty-Four:
On the Stairs, 4

Thirty-Five:
The Concierge’s Office

Thirty-Six:
On the Stairs, 5

Thirty-Seven:
Louvet, 1

Thirty-Eight:
Lift Machinery, 1

Thirty-Nine:
Marcia, 3

Forty:
Beaumont, 4

Forty-One:
Marquiseaux, 3

Forty-Two:
On the Stairs, 6

Forty-Three:
Foulerot, 2

Forty-Four:
Winckler, 2

Forty-Five:
Plassaert, 1

PART THREE

 

Forty-Six:
Monsieur Jérôme (Servants’ Quarters, 7)

Forty-Seven:
Dinteville, 2

Forty-Eight:
Madame Albin (Servants’ Quarters, 8)

Forty-Nine:
On the Stairs, 7

Fifty:
Foulerot, 3

The Fifty-First:
Valène (Servants’ Quarters, 9)

Fifty-Two:
Plassaert, 2

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CHAPTER FIVE

 

Foulerot, 1

 

ON THE FIFTH floor, right-hand side, right at the end: right below where Gaspard Winckler had his workroom. Valène remembered the parcels he received every fortnight for twenty years: even at the height of war they had kept coming regularly, and every one identical, absolutely identical; obviously, the postage stamps varied, allowing the concierge, who wasn’t yet Madame Nochère, but Madame Claveau, to ask if she could have them for her son Michel; but apart from the stamps there was nothing to distinguish one parcel from another: it was the same kraft paper, the same string, the same wax seal, the same address label; it made you think that before leaving, Bartlebooth must have asked Smautf to work out in advance how much tissue paper, kraft paper, string, and sealing wax would be needed for all five hundred parcels! He probably hadn’t needed to ask, Smautf would have understood without prompting! It’s not as if they had been short of trunks.

Here, on the fifth floor right, the room is empty. It is a bathroom, painted a dull orange colour. On the rim of the bath, a large oyster shell lined with mother-of-pearl – for it had once contained a pearl – now holds a piece of soap and a pumice stone. Above the washbasin there is an octagonal mirror in a veined marble surround. Between the bath and the basin, a Scottish cashmere cardigan and a skirt with braces have been thrown onto a folding chair.

The door at the end is open and gives onto a long corridor. A girl of barely eighteen comes towards the bathroom. She is naked. In her right hand she holds an egg, which she will use for washing her hair, and in her left hand she carries issue No. 40 of
Les Lettres Nouvelles
(July–August 1956), a review containing, alongside a note by Jacques Lederer on
Le Journal d’un prêtre
by Paul Jury (Gallimard), a short story by Luigi Pirandello, dating from 1913, entitled
In the Abyss
, and telling the tale of how Romeo Daddi went mad.

CHAPTER SIX

 

Servants’ Quarters, 1

 

IT’S A MAID’S room on the seventh floor, to the left of the one right at the end of the corridor where the old painter Valène lives. The room is attached to the large flat on the second floor right, the one where Madame de Beaumont, the archaeologist’s widow, lives with her two granddaughters, Anne and Béatrice Briedel. Béatrice, the younger, is seventeen. A clever child, outstanding at school, she is studying for the entrance examination to the girls’ section of the Ecole Normale Supérieure at Sèvres. She has obtained the permission of her strict grandmother to use this independent room to study, but not to live in.

There are hexagonal red tiles on the floor, and the walls are papered with a design depicting various shrubs. Despite the tiny size of the flatlet, Béatrice has invited five of her classmates in. She is seated at her work-desk on a high-backed chair, which stands on feet carved in the shape of sheep bones. She is wearing a skirt with braces and a red top with slightly puffed cuffs; on her right wrist she wears a silver bangle and holds between the thumb and index finger of her left hand a long cigarette, which she is watching burn away.

One of her friends, dressed in a long white linen coat, is standing by the door and seems to be carefully studying a map of the Paris underground. The other four, uniformly dressed in jeans and striped shirts, are seated on the floor, around a tea-set on a tray, placed beside a lamp of which the base is a small barrel, of the sort Saint Bernard dogs are generally supposed to carry. One of the girls pours tea. Another opens a box of cheese packed in small cubes. The third is reading a novel by Thomas Hardy, on the cover of which can be seen a bearded character sitting in a rowing boat in the middle of a stream and fishing with rod and line, whilst on the bank a knight in armour appears to be hailing him. The fourth, with an air of profound indifference, is looking at an engraving depicting a bishop leaning over a table on which you can see one of those games called
solitaire
. It is made of a wooden board, trapezoidal in shape, much like a racket-press, in which twenty-five holes have been drilled so as to form a lozenge, deep enough to take the pieces which are in this case good-sized pearls, placed to the right of the board on a little black silk cushion. The engraving, which manifestly copies the famous painting by Bosch known as
The Conjuror
, in the Municipal Gallery at Saint-Germain-en-Laye, has a humorous – though not, apparently, very illuminating – title, handwritten in Gothic lettering:

 

be that with his soup will drink

when he is dead shall see no wink

The suicide of Fernand de Beaumont left his widow Véra with a daughter of six, Elizabeth, who had never seen her father, kept far from Paris by his Cantabrian excavations; nor had she seen much more of her mother, who had pursued her career as a singer in the Old World and in the New practically uninterrupted by her brief marriage to the archaeologist.

Born in Russia at the turn of the century, Véra Orlova – that is the name by which music-lovers still know her – fled in the spring of 1918 and settled first in Vienna, where she was Schoenberg’s pupil at the
Verein für musikalische Privataufführung
. She followed Schoenberg to Amsterdam, but their ways parted when he returned to Berlin and she came to Paris to give a series of recitals at the Salle Erard. Despite the sometimes sarcastic and sometimes tempestuous hostility of audiences clearly unfamiliar with the technique of
Sprechgesang
, and supported only by a small band of aficionados, she managed to insert into her programmes, mostly composed of operatic arias,
lieder
by Schumann and Hugo Wolf, and songs by Mussorgsky, some of the vocal pieces of the Vienna School, which she thus introduced to Parisians. It was at a reception given by Count Orfanik, at whose request she had come to sing Angelica’s last aria in Arconati’s
Orlando

 

Innamorata, mio cuore tremante
Voglio morire

– that she met the man who would become her husband. But she was in demand, everywhere, more and more insistently, and was dragged off on triumphant tours which sometimes lasted a full year, and hardly lived at all with Fernand de Beaumont, who, for his part, only ever left his study in order to check his speculative hypotheses in the field.

Born in 1929, Elizabeth was therefore brought up by her paternal grandmother, the old Countess de Beaumont, and saw her mother for scarcely a few weeks each year when the singer consented to resist her impresario’s ever-increasing demands and came to take a rest at the Beaumont castle at Lédignan. It was only towards the end of the war, when Elizabeth had just turned fifteen, that her mother, who had now given up concerts and touring to devote herself to teaching singing, brought her to Paris to live with her. But the girl soon rejected the guardianship of a woman who, when deprived of the glitter of boxes and gala performances, of the bunches of roses thrown at the end of her recitals, turned shrewish and domineering. She ran away one year later. Her mother would never see her again, and all the enquiries she made to track her down came to nought. It was only in September 1959 that Véra Orlova learnt, at the same time, what her daughter’s life had been, and how she died. Elizabeth had married a Belgian bricklayer, François Breidel, two years earlier. They lived in the Ardennes, at Chaumont-Porcien. They had two little girls, Anne, who was one year old, and Béatrice, who was a newborn baby. On Monday 14 September, a neighbour, hearing crying in the house, tried to break in. Unable to do so, she went to fetch the gamekeeper. They shouted, but the only reply they could get was the ever more strident crying of the babies; then, with the help of some other villagers, they broke down the back door and rushed to the parents’ bedroom, where they found them, lying naked in bed, their throats slit, swimming in blood.

Véra de Beaumont heard the news that same evening. Her wailing scream echoed through the whole building. Next morning, after being driven through the night by Bartlebooth’s chauffeur, Kléber, who when he was told of the business by the concierge spontaneously offered his services, she arrived at Chaumont-Porcien, and left almost straightaway with the two children.

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