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Authors: Rachael Wade
Love and Relativity (34 page)
I gawked at him, equally mesmerized by his bright hazel eyes and boorish remark. “Excuse me?” My brow furrowed in confusion, bringing me back to planet Earth. “I’m sorry, how is what I carry in my bags
any
of your business?”
“It’s called dry sarcasm, Ms. Parker. Perhaps you should acquaint yourself with it if you’re going to be taking my class.” He straightened up and pulled the pencil from his pocket again, twirling it between his thumb and forefinger. “You didn’t answer my question. Is this going to be a habit?”
“Wait—wait a minute.” I shook my head and closed my eyes to muster some composure. His smug stance was revolting and I wasn’t in the mood for anyone’s shit, especially not some pretentious professor’s, who couldn’t be any further from preschooler days than I was. “For the record, I’m not living on campus—your sarcasm is dually noted. And as for your implication that I’m trying to look like an overachiever, I don’t appreciate you making assumptions about my character.”
“So you’re telling me you’re not an overachiever.”
“Excuse me?”
“And you are accusing me of assuming when I’m actually deducing.”
“What...”
“Don’t be late to my class again, Ms. Parker. That’s all, thank you.” He turned away and unbuttoned his jacket, reaching for his briefcase next to the desk chair.
I stood still, glaring at him in disbelief.
What the hell?
“Did you ask me to stay after class to chastise me for being late or to arrogantly insult me after you’ve already made a spectacle of me in front of the entire class?”
He stopped cold when he leaned to lift the briefcase, flashing a small smile as he pursed his lips.
Holy shit, alert the media.
He knows how to smile, and it’s a gorgeous, take-your-breath-away, heart-stopping one.
“I was simply acknowledging your inability to make a graceful, punctual entrance with all that nonsense on your shoulders, that’s all Ms. Parker.” He turned to face me again, slipping a hand in his pants pocket. “No insult was intended. And if you say you are not an overachiever, well...you’re correct,” he cocked his head, “that’s none of my business.” He tossed the pencil on his desk and strolled toward the door, loosening his tie as he did. “Oh. And yes, I believe ‘arrogant’ is a suitable adjective for me. If you have a problem with that, how about you take it up with the dean?” He winked and exited and I remained at his desk, staring at the damn pencil. It took everything in me not to snatch it up and flick it at the back of his head.
Oh, yeah. This semester is going to be just peachy.
***
The day zipped by and I stepped outside with Carter to have a quick smoke break before we headed over to Whidbey Hall for our writing workshop. It was 8:00 p.m. and my afternoon classes had been especially excruciating. I thought it a miracle that I’d made it through on such little sleep. At least I’d been able to change out of my soggy clothes earlier in the day after Campbell’s class. That was a nice advantage of carrying my...
what did he call it?
Oh, yeah. Carrying my
‘kitchen sink’
in my bag. My, my. For a writing teacher, he sure was nifty with the tongue-in-cheek clichés, wasn’t he? Weren’t writers supposed to be all fresh and original?
“I hear Campbell’s tough,” Carter peered up at me through his square, black-rimmed glasses, as if reading my mind. Campbell’s name jogged me from my reverie and I immediately rolled my eyes.
“That bad, huh?” Carter chuckled, bumming me a cigarette and his lighter . His square jaw and scholarly expression gave him an earnest look, but it didn’t fool me. He was a trip and a half. Carter was the one guy I’d met last semester who was my age, just starting college, too. We usually joked about how we both felt like old people encroaching on the younger twenty-something’s college ways. His witty humor often had me in stitches, and it didn’t help matters when we both walked through the halls doing our best elderly impressions; Carter with his imaginary cane and old pipe, and me with my granny glasses and ‘young whippersnapper’ speech. There were days I keeled over laughing so hard that I was sure I’d be unable to pull myself up straight enough to walk to class.
“The guy’s an ass,” I lit up, shaking my head. “It’s a creative writing course and he acts like he’s teaching us how to be neurosurgeons. This was my third class with him and I’ve been late each time. Today he slapped my wrist after class and accused me of trying to drum up sympathy and look like an overachiever.”
“That’s quite the presumptuous thing to say to a student he doesn’t know.”
“My sentiment exactly. He said something about all the crap I carry around and then joked about me living on campus. Like I’d walk around looking like a bag lady by choice.”
“Who the hell does he think he is?”
“God’s gift, apparently.”
We chatted about our day and stubbed out our smokes before we made our way to Whidbey Hall together, bumping into our friend Dean, Carter’s band mate, on the way.
“Hey Kate, you coming to our show Friday night?” He leaned in close and touched my shoulder. “The guys would love to see you there.”
“Yes. Yes, the guys would indeed.” Carter rolled his eyes and smirked. I held back my grin, well aware that he was laughing inwardly at the same thing I was. When Dean spoke of ‘the guys,’ he mostly meant himself. With a body like a Ken doll and hair like Meredith’s McDreamy, I couldn’t figure out for the life of me what he wanted with me. Girls were always pawing all over him, the leggy groupie types that loved unruly, sexy musicians such as him.
But he liked
me
, with my long, poker-straight black hair, pale skin, and plain-Jane brown eyes. My wardrobe almost always consisted of a t-shirt and jeans, with the exception of the black leather heels I tried to wear from time to time to dress up my wardrobe.
I thought for a moment of what to say, knowing I was broke and couldn’t afford to spend a dime on a night out of all things. “I’ll definitely try to make it. I love coming to your shows,” I sent him a small smile, readjusting my book bag.
“Good, because we’re opening up for that favorite folk rock chick of yours...what’s her name?” Dean turned to Carter, questioning him.
“Uh...Melissa something, I think.”
“Melissa Porter? Okay, you sold me. I’m there,” I hopped up and down like a school girl. I could let him pay for my drink if it meant seeing her play live. “She just put a new album out. I have it at home and would love to ask her to sign it for me.”
“Ah, I see how it is. So you’ll come see this Melissa chick, but not your boys Dean and Carter, huh...” Dean tugged at my sleeve, giving his most charming smile. If it weren’t for the brotherly vibe I got from him on a daily basis, I’d date him in a heartbeat. But it just wasn’t happening, and it was probably better that way. Carter and his musician friends were the only friends I’d made since I moved to Seattle, and I wasn’t very good at the girlfriend thing. The female friends I’d left behind in California were petty and fickle, and I didn’t have any others to compare them to, so I chose to keep things simple. And guys, for the most part, were simple.
“Okay, Kate. We’ll be sure you get a chance to chat with Melissa, but only if you let me buy you a drink—personally. Not the first random douche who hits on you.” He fist-bumped Carter. I still couldn’t get over their cheesy, yet undeniably cute fist bumps.
“Can’t argue with that, Dean. See you then.” I winked and locked my arm in Carter’s, and we stood there, watching Dean stroll away.
“You know the guy’s never gonna give up,” Carter nudged me, letting out a sigh.
“We’d have really pretty babies, huh?”
“Yup. They’d be rad little Brangelinas, running around tearing the place up.”
“Yeah, you’re right. My rejection is such a disservice to the world...”
With a few more fits of laughter, Carter led me to our workshop, chatting me up in his finest faux British accent.
We shuffled into the room still arm in arm, chuckling under our breath about our favorite Briticisms when I looked up and did a double take. Mrs. Meyer was nowhere to be found. Standing in her place was Mr. Campbell, my new, not-so-favorite yet ridiculously hot writing teacher. His name was sprawled across the dry erase board in perfect handwriting, and his favorite pencil was perched between his fingers, his hazel eyes staring me down.
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A Contemporary Romance
Fear is sabotage’s sweetest weapon.
Kate has no time for meaningless romantic charades, and definitely no time for hot college professors who are full of themselves and smitten with her. Constantly battling eviction notices, tuition she can’t afford, and a sick, dependent mother, the last thing she needs is to be distracted with someone else’s complicated baggage.
When she stumbles into Ryan Campbell’s creative writing class, he is only “Mr. Campbell” to her, until Ryan finds himself captivated by her writing and she is forced to face their mutual attraction. His cocky know-it-all syndrome is enough to send her running in the other direction, and his posse of female admirers and playboy reputation are enough to squander any odds in her favor.
But underneath Ryan’s abrasive facade is something to behold, and she can’t stay away for long. Ryan and Kate must decide who they’re willing to become and fight against their former selves if they want to make things work. That’s if academia, vicious vixens, old skeletons, and their own mastery at self-destruction don’t pummel their efforts first.
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About the Author
Rachael Wade is the Amazon #1 bestselling author of The Resistance Trilogy, The Preservation Series, and the upcoming sci-fi series, The Keepers Trilogy. When she’s not writing, she’s busy learning French, watching too many movies, and learning how to protect wildlife and stop animal cruelty. Visit her at RachaelWade.com and LightsOnOutreach.com, and come chat with her on Twitter via @RachaelWade.
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