Lucy (13 page)

“Jones! Oh, so that’s why the house is upside down. Didi marrying Harvey. Nonsense! Probably someone else. There’s been no announcement.”

Lucy began to sob bitterly. “She probably
forced
him to marry her. The wedding was probably conducted at the edge of a cliff.”

MacGregor looked down at her and frowned. There was no danger that any member of society would remember MacGregor as a butler. With his magnificent waistcoats and imperial beard and a toupee forming a widow’s peak on his forehead, he looked an autocratic and imperious figure. Already several dowagers were inclined to sigh over him and point him out to their less-distinguished offspring as a shining example of the old aristocracy.

“Don’t mope about it until you find out if it is true,” he said at last. “Tell you what. I won’t go to the club. I’ll take you to the Palace Theater instead.”

Lucy shook her head. “I think I will stay home and read. This is the first free evening I have had in a long time.” She now wanted desperately to consult the oracle at Madame Rejinsky’s. But she still had no intention of telling MacGregor.

A pale blue dusk had settled across London, bringing out the evening smells of leaves and flowers from Regents Park. MacGregor turned from the window where he had been watching a lamplighter moving from lamp to lamp with his brass pole, like a magician leaving a blue gas flower to sputter and bloom every time he stopped, waking up London for its nighttime revels.

“You’re all dressed up for an evening at home,” he remarked suspiciously as he drew on his dog-skin gloves. Dressed in a spring-green organza frock with a high boned collar, Lucy kept her head bent over her book and did not deign to reply.

“What are you reading? H. G. Wells? For heaven’s sake. You’ll be joining the suffragettes next.”

“And why not?” demanded Lucy, putting down her book. “Why shouldn’t women have the vote? Why shouldn’t—”

“I’m going. I’m going,” said MacGregor. “If there’s one thing I can’t bear, it’s an educated woman.” He took up his hat and his cane and hurried off.

He stood on the front steps while the carriage was being brought around and began to feel slightly guilty. Here he was having the time of his life and all thanks to Lucy, and she was moping upstairs with a book. He settled his silk hat on his head with a tap and, resting on his cane, leaned forward in the carriage as it turned the corner from Cheyney Street and clattered sedately along beside the park. Another carriage moved past into Cheyney Street and MacGregor had the feeling that it had been waiting for him to leave. He called to the coachman, told him to wait, climbed down, and made his way leisurely back to the corner.

Lucy was climbing into a closed carriage. MacGregor swore and ran back to his own carriage and gave the coachman rapid instructions.

Madame Rejinsky lived on the ground floor flat of a house in Cheyney Walk. As she told Lucy shortly after the girl arrived, it was a convenient location because the water spirits came to her bidding from the River Thames outside and the rent was low. She seemed to have spoken the truth for the water spirits had left their marks in the small overgrown square of mud that passed for a garden, and had draped their watery fingers down the wallpaper in the small parlor. The whole place reeked of damp, cats, and cabbage water.

Madame Rejinsky was a large, fat white woman, dressed in purple velvet with peculiar markings which Lucy was at length to judge came from enthusiastic and inexpert use of a flatiron on the wrong side of the cloth. Madame smelled strongly of benzine and eau de cologne.

The overstuffed parlor was crammed with innumerable photographs and daguerreotyes, aspidistras, and pampa grass in Banaras brass bowls. Tea and seedcake were passed around by Madame which seemed to Lucy a very ordinary and domestic thing to do. Surely invisible hands should have dealt with the chore. She wished she hadn’t come. Her head ached and her heart also. The séance was to take place after tea. There were two elderly ladies who glittered with jet ornaments and a thin young man in a celluloid collar. First names were the order of the day. The old ladies were Ernestine and Josephine and the young man was George.

“Don’t be put off,” whispered Lady Hester. “The exciting part is just coming.”

The tea things were cleared away by a slatternly-looking maid, the gas was turned out, and one black candle was lit in an alcove in the corner of the room.

Madame Rejinsky’s fat white face seemed to hang in the darkness. The company joined hands around the table and waited breathlessly for the other world.

To Lucy’s horror the table began to float and move. A high, thin voice suddenly wailed
“Ernestine.”
The old lady screamed. “Be quiet,” hissed Madame Rejinsky.
“Ernestine,”
wailed the voice. “This is your brother, Bertie.”

“What is it, Bertie?” quavered Ernestine.

“You must give money,” wavered the spirit voice. “You will never reach the spirit world after your death if you hold on to your earthly riches.”

“You always was after my money when you was here and you ain’t changed a bit,” grumbled Ernestine. Lucy had an insane desire to giggle.

“I do not wish the money for myself,” said the spirit voice with almost human rancor. “I wish to save your soul. Donate your money to those who help build bridges with the spirit world.”

“I’ve already given Madame Rejinsky two hundred pounds,” wailed Ernestine.

“Give more. Give more …” entreated the spirit and suddenly choked. There was the sound of a scuffle and a thump. Lucy was aware that Madame Rejinsky was trying to get up.

“Be seated,” said another spirit voice. Madame Rejinsky, who had half risen to her feet, sank down with an exclamation which sounded halfway between a gasp and a moan.

“Do not listen to Bertie,” wailed the other spirit. “We have no need of money here. Keep all your money, Ernestine. Buy shares in Hancroft Engineering and you will double your money.”

“This is ridiculous,” gasped Madame Rejinsky.

“What is ridiculous?” said the spirit in a high unearthly voice. “Only the fake medium is ridiculous. The machinations of the fake can be revealed easily by this spirit, Madame.” Madame Rejinsky went very still and silent.

“Lady Hester,” wailed the voice. Hester’s hand holding Lucy’s jerked convulsively. “Lead not the young astray with false prophets,” moaned the voice.

“This is tommyrot,” snapped Hester. “Oh, please be quiet,” hissed the terrified voice of Madame Rejinsky.

“Lucy Balfour-MacGregor,” moaned the high, sexless voice, like the wind sighing in the tops of the pines.

Lucy experienced a real frisson of terror. “Didi eloped with the Compte de la Valle. This is Ugmar from the spirit world bidding you good night.” The spirit let out a high, screaming cackle of laughter.

Then, there was silence.

The guests and Madame Rejinsky sat transfixed. Lucy felt a wave of elation sweeping through her. It must all be a trick. It must be. But what a marvelous trick!

At last Madame Rejinsky lit the gas and they all blinked at each other in its yellow glare. “Please leave,” she pleaded faintly. “Please!”

One by one the guests shuffled out. Only two of them looked happy: Lucy and the old lady called Ernestine who was muttering, “Hancroft Engineering, well I never,” and writing busily in a small book.

Lady Hester was silent for some minutes on the journey back and then she looked cautiously at Lucy. “I am sorry to have taken you to such a farce. I think Madame Rejinsky goes in for fakery.”

“It doesn’t matter,” smiled radiant Lucy. “I enjoyed it very much.”

“What was all this business about Didi?”

“I don’t know,” lied Lucy. “Anyway, you didn’t take any of it seriously?”

“No. Of course not,” said Hester hurriedly. “I hope we shall be friends, Lucy. Perhaps I may call on you tomorrow?”

“By all means,” said Lucy smiling as the carriage drew up at her door. “Oh, there is my father just arriving home. Would you care to meet him?”

“Tomorrow,” said Lady Hester. She felt she could not cope with any more novelties.

Lucy waved good-bye and then ran lightly into the house and went in search of MacGregor.

She found him standing out on the terrace at the back of the house with a glass of whiskey in his hand.

“I thought you weren’t going out this evening?” he remarked without turning around.

Lucy decided to tell the truth. “Well, I get a bit tired of you saying who I can and cannot see. Lady Hester Blendish called today. She is … she is a friend of Jeremy Brent. She is very charming and … and …”

“You thought I wouldn’t let you see her. Well, you’re right. I’m still a little suspicious of that young man. Go on.”

“She invited me to a séance. Oh, I know it was a crazy thing to do but it turned out to be fun and … and … very harmless.”

MacGregor raised one cynical eyebrow. “You don’t mean to tell me you believe in all that balderdash and poppycock?”

Lucy shook her head and then remembered the strange spirit message. “I don’t know,” she said slowly. “‘There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,/ Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.’”

“I’m thinkin’ ye must have got a verra interestin’ messaige from the ghosties and ghoulies,” said MacGregor, lasping into his former accent.

“Yes, I did,” said Lucy defiantly. “I was told that Didi eloped with the Compte de la Valle.”

“I could have told you that,” said MacGregor lazily. “Yon wee man Jones imparted the information during one of his brief spells when his auld head wasnae down the cludge.”

“What exactly happened?” cried Lucy.

“Well, I gather Andrew Harvey stayed at his aunt’s villa writing a book and Didi was wandering around Dinard breaking her heart when along comes the compte. He has a bit of a flirtation with Didi and Didi falls for him as much as she did for Harvey. Now the compte’s family don’t want to have anything to do with Didi even though she’s a dollar princess, because blood means more to them than money. So Didi tells the compte that she is going to cut her wrists and the compte believes her and orders the fastest post chaise and off they fly to the kirk, and the compte’s wed and bed Didi ‘fore you can say ‘Bob’s your uncle.’”

“There you are!” cried Lucy. “The spirit voice spoke the truth. Good night, my adopted Papa. I’m the happiest girl in London!”

She turned to leave and then froze in her tracks. The high spirit voice of earlier in the evening suddenly sounded in her ears. “Why don’t you listen to your father’s advice, Lucy? False friends will be the downfall of you.”

Lucy turned around slowly and stared at MacGregor. “You couldn’t possibly … you didn’t … Hamish MacGregor, I’m ashamed of you!”

“Aye, just so,” said the ex-butler with an evil wink. “There are more tricks up the MacGregor’s sleeve than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Lucy Balfour-MacGregor!”

“Well, Mr. Balfour-MacGregor, this is the great day,” said Lady Vivian, sipping her champagne. “You must really talk to Lucy about her maid. I had to bring my own maid over. Sally is quite inept.”

“Lucy’s taking a terribly long time,” said MacGregor anxiously.

“We
must not
be late for the drawing room,” said Lady Vivian. “And so I told Lucy. Once she has been presented to King Edward every foreign court in the world is open to her.”

“There she is now,” said MacGregor with relief, hearing the soft swishing of a dress outside.

Lucy stood on the threshold and MacGregor caught his breath. She was almost too beautiful. Too many questions would be asked. He fought down a stabbing feeling of panic and went forward to offer her a glass of champagne.

Lucy’s hair was dressed in a high regal coronet. Her white shoulders rose from creamy cascades of lace and she wore the regulation four yards of tulle as a train. Her hand trembled as she took the glass.

Lady Vivian fussed around her.

“Now remember your curtsy and don’t trip on your train. One of the lords-in-waiting will throw your train over your arm when you have finished your curtsy.”

Lady Vivian bustled off to attend to a few last minute arrangements of her own and Lucy and MacGregor were left facing each other.

“This is it, Lucy,” said MacGregor softly. “Are you afraid?”

Lucy nodded dumbly.

MacGregor turned the long, thin glass around to catch the light. “I’ve a bit of news I’ve been saving for you. Andrew Harvey called. You’ll soon be seeing him. He’ll come to talk to you while we’re waiting in line outside the palace.”

He watched the delicate color flooding Lucy’s face, with satisfaction. “That’s more like it. You were beginning to look like a ghost. Here’s Lady Vivian now. Quick! Give me a hug.”

Lucy rushed into his arms. Lady Vivian surveyed them with an indulgent smile from the doorway. “You would think you were going off to battle,” she remarked lightly.

The servants were lined up in the hall to say farewell and, in the midst of her excitement, Lucy noticed that Sally was missing.

The coachman and grooms stood at attention beside the open carriage outside with great colorful nosegays in their buttonholes. The horses were decorated with flowers and their silver harness sparkled in the sunshine.

The whole of London and the suburbs seemed to have gathered along the Mall to watch the brilliant procession.

“I feel like the French Royal Family before the revolution,” whispered Lucy. “This is all so unreal.” Ancient dowagers with their tiaras blazing sat next to young matrons who wore lappets with three white feathers in their hair. The different ambassadors also waited in their resplendent uniforms. Little knots of gallants hung about each carriage to beguile the waiting time for the occupants. The sun flashed on harness, dress sword, and leather. The flowers stood to attention in their beds in St. James’s Park. The band of the Life Guardsmen played selections from The Gondoliers in the palace yard.

MacGregor saw Andrew Harvey riding along beside the carriages and settled back and took a deep breath. This was a day he would remember as long as he lived.

Lucy sat like a princess in a dream as the carriage inched its way up the Mall under the plane trees.