Read Matrimonial Causes Online
Authors: Peter Corris
We both won our serves and were deuce when Doc said we had to surrender the court. I wasn't sorry, most of the games had gone to deuce with several advantage pointsâtwenty minutes of scampering about in the sun takes its toll when you're out of practice. Doc went straight into a mixed doubles and after a couple of minutes I was drawn into a men's with two players about my own standard and one, not my partner, a great deal better. More hard work before we lost seven-five. I sat out for a while and ran my eye over the mob, which had grown markedly as lunchtime receded. They were a well-heeled group to judge
from the clothes and accessoriesâthe women sleek and most of the men trying to stay that way, with some notable failures. I played a mixed with a hard-hitting, pretty blonde woman who defended me on the backhand side and we won easily.
I was getting a soft drink from the machine when I spotted Perkins. The club members had their names on magnetised strips fixed to a board. As you joined a foursome your strip was taken from the pool and placed on the board. You went back into the pool after the set until your turn to play came around again. A tall man in immaculate tennis clothes and with short, crinkly red hair placed his strip beside three others. He carried two racquets and wore a sweatbandâall just a bit showy to my mind unless he was very good. I removed my visitor's strip from the pool and went with my drink to Court 8 to watch Andrew Perkins, barrister-at-law, at play.
He was good, very good. He was a bit bigger than me, about six-foot-two and around thirteen stone, and, unlike me, he'd been well-coached and every movement he made was economical and efficient. He hit up like a professional, going systematically through the strokes and letting his service action warm up slowly. He could hit flat and with top-spin off both sides; he had a vicious, swinging serve and he was a tiger at the net. He took longer over the hit-up than the others wanted and I saw the frowns and body language and fidgeting that gave me an idea of Perkins' popularity. He didn't care. He sharked at the net and his side won the right to serve. He served
first and sent down an ace. He won the game to love and took the only point that was really contested with a down-the-line backhand that might have missed fractionally, but no one bothered to argue.
As a receiver, he seemed bent on humiliation. He lobbed with undisguised enjoyment. His greatest delight was to wrong-foot an opponent. Another couple of games and I'd seen enough. Perkins was a near tournament-standard player with a very nasty streak. His main weakness was a tendency to over-aggression. He missed a smash that he should really have let bounce. His racquet frame paid the penalty for that error.
I played another two sets of mixed doubles, playing once against Doc. He hit some very good shots and was clearly enjoying himself. I did okay, didn't disgrace myself. I took my strip down after that game and told Doc I'd have to go when Perkins took off.
âI watched him,' Doc said. âAn A-type personality, if ever I saw one.'
I used my towel to wipe away the sweat. Last night's drinks had been well and truly metabolised. âMeaning?'
Doc smiled, âArsehole. Glad you got me out here, Cliff. I was in a rut. Take care of yourself, boy. I won't shake hands. I imagine you want to put on your cloak and dagger.'
He laughed and walked away, swishing his racquet. When he told me to take care of myself I knew what he meant:
Take care of my daughter.
Perkins was playing in a mixed, concentrating his attack on the woman on the other side of
the net. She happened to be the blonde I'd played with before and she was standing up to him pretty well. I drifted off towards the members' car park where there were a good many Volvos, Mercs and BMWs. It came down, I decided, to the black Porsche and the red Alfa Romeo. I took a bet on the Porsche. Back at my car I wriggled out of my shorts and into a pair of jeans. I eased out of the damp tennis shirt, towelled off and put on an old army shirt with a tail that hung down well over the holstered .38.
I was wrong about the car. Perkins zipped out in the red Alfa two cigarettes later. He seemed to be in a hurry, or perhaps he just drove that way. The tyres squealed on the first turn and he left some rubber on the road at the lights. Maybe that's what you have to do in a red Alfa. I wouldn't know. For all the showiness, it was easy to keep up with him. Driving speedway style between the lights in Sydney, you're lucky to make up any time at all on grandpa out for his weekend spin. I followed him to Double Bay. It was hardly worth the drive. I was surprised he hadn't jogged it, but maybe the Alfa needed a run. He turned abruptly, barely signalling, and nosed up to the door of a garage, one of a set of eight that seemed to belong to a row of big houses with deep front gardens set up above the road. The garages appeared to be cut into the base of a ridge hill with the houses on the top.
I stopped on the other side of the road just a few yards on and got quickly out of my car. Perkins had used a remote control device to open the garage door. The Alfa slid inside and I went
after it into a kind of car caveâsandstone walls, cement floor, fluorescent light. Perkins didn't notice me until he was out of the car.
âWhat the hell d'you think you're doing?' He was all aggression off the court as well as on, quickly detaching his sunglasses, raising one of his racquets threateningly.
âMy name's Hardy. We have to talk.'
He put the sunglasses on the roof of the car with his keys and the second racquet. âYou were at the courts. I saw you.'
âFull marks. You play a mean game.'
He half-turned towards a door that led somewhere. A tunnel up to the house? âIf you don't leave immediately I'll call the police.'
âWhat will you tell them about Virginia Shaw and the bloke who took a shot at me a couple of hours after I called your office?'
He moved forward, gripping the racquet. Not much of a weapon, but he was bigger than me and, I suppose, sure of himself having just won three or four sets. âI don't know who you are or what you're raving about,' he snarled. âBut I'm warning you, get off my property before you get hurt.'
I moved up, too. âI don't like warnings, Andrew. I like to know what's going on.'
The use of his first name annoyed and provoked him, as it was intended to do. He swung the racquet at my head, but I'd been ready for that from the first and I ducked under the swing and hit him with a short right jolt, just below the monogrammed pocket of his tennis shirt. A hard blow above the heart can paralyse anyone who isn't
either trained to cope with it or so full of booze and rage it doesn't matter. Andrew, for all his flash, wasn't a boxer or a street fighter. He went down in a heap and lay gasping for wind and strength on the concrete floor. He tried to sit up but his legs were jellied and he fell, getting more oil stains on his tailored, sharkskin shorts.
I'd been wanting to hit someone for the past few days and now I'd done it. Somehow, it didn't give me the satisfaction I'd expected. I looked down at him as he fought for his breath and dignity and suddenly I had doubts. With the wind knocked out of him, his clothes dirty and his pride hurt he didn't seem so formidable. Also, he looked genuinely puzzled. He levered himself up on unsteady legs, gripped the car door handle and struggled upright.
âWho ⦠who did you say you are?'
âCliff Hardy. I'm a private detective.'
âYou behave like one. I'm calling the police if you don't leave immediately. I'm going to take some sort of action against you, anyway.'
He was starting to recover his no doubt considerable confidence and I was losing ground. He wasn't behaving as I'd expected. âI want to talk about Virginia Shaw. She's my client.'
That got his attention but, perhaps understandably, he was more cautious than interested. âI'm not sure that I know anyone by that name.'
âYou know her, Perkins. You set her up with Charles Meadowbank. She hired me to deliver you a message.'
âYou have a strange way of carrying out your commissions.'
This wasn't going anything like the way it was supposed to. I was on the back foot now and he could see it. He massaged the place where I'd hit him, applied a little pressure and winced. I reminded myself about the phone call to his office and the bullet whining off the bricks in St Peters Lane. We were standing in the garage with the door open to the street. It wasn't the right place to conduct this sort of business and I felt I had to get some leverage on him somehow. I pointed to his sports bag on the seat of the Alfa. âCollect your stuff and close the garage, then we'll step into your place and have a talk.'
âDon't give me orders! You're trespassing, you're guilty of assault â¦'
I pushed him back against the car. âListen, I was there when Meadowbank got shot. You're involved. Then someone took a shot at me. I'm holding you responsible until something convinces me otherwise.'
He bent and picked up the racquet that had bounced off the wall and lay near the front wheel of the car. I was half hoping he'd give it another try but he didn't. He reached in for his bag and then shut the car. He moved past me and touched a switch on the wall. The door slid into place on oiled tracks. âVery well,' Perkins said. âI'll give you a few minutes, but your PEA licence is hanging by a thread.'
He opened the door at the back of the garage and we went up some steps to a path that led to the house. Perkins took the steps up to the front door three at a time until his bruised chest
slowed him down. The massive front door was open. We stepped into a dim lobby.
Perkins started up the curving staircase that was about twice as wide as mine in Glebe and had no missing uprights. âI own the top two floors.'
âGood for you. Anyone live with you?'
âNot at the moment, no.'
He opened a door on the first levelâentrance hall, carpet, high ceiling. I followed him into a sitting room half the size of a tennis court with three doors to other rooms and one wall made entirely of glass. The view was towards Royal Sydney Golf Course with a lot of trees in between. Perkins put his sports bag and racquets down on a chair. The furniture was big and old, the carpet thick and oriental, the paintings big and modem. The room screamed money. Perkins stood in the middle of his carpet and said, âYou wanted to talk, talk.'
I shook my head. âNot here. I feel overwhelmed by your affluence. Where's the kitchen? I could do with a drink.'
âGood idea.' He went to the window and pressed a couple of buttons. Glass panels slid apart and warm air flowed into the stuffy room. Then he opened a door and we went down a short passage to a kitchen that looked as if it had been built last century but fitted out last year. It was all metal and glass, bristling with electrical appliances. The fridge was a double-door monster and you could have roasted a sheep in the oven. Perkins washed his hands at the sink and dried them on a spotlessly white hand towel. âOf course, we could have had a drink
in the den, but since you prefer the kitchen, what will you have?'
âBeer if you've got it.'
âThink so.' He opened the fridge and rattled around inside it, coming up with two bottles of Heineken. It seemed to me that he'd taken longer about it and made more noise than was necessary, but I was too slow to react. I felt something metallic press into the base of my skull and then move away to the left.
âThis thing behind your ear is a shotgun,' a calm voice behind me said, âand you should stand very, very still.'
I did as I was told. Perkins put the beer on the kitchen table and let out a long breath.
âThanks, Carl,' he said.
âOkay, Mr Perkins. What now?'
âI'm not sure.'
I felt a hand move down my spine and then the gun was pulled from its holster. âCarrying a gun,' Carl said.
âI've got a permit.'
Perkins laughed, well in charge of the situation now, the way he liked to be. âIt still extends my options, if you see what I mean.'
I saw, and didn't like it.
âThe question is, do I ring the police or let Carl deal with you out the back ⦠or do something else?'
He was a dangerous customer. I could see him almost tasting the violence, wondering how far he could go with it. All the way? Just possibly. Armed private detective breaks in, assaults prominent barrister, causing physical injury. I hadn't seen Carl yet but he sounded capable and willing. It was one of those times when you have
to do something to take the initiative, whatever the risk. I turned slowly, reached up and moved the barrel of the shotgun, still without looking at Carl. I was eye-locked with Perkins.
âDon't make it worse than it is,' I said. âLet's call it square for now. Where was the buzzer? In the garage or up here?'
âBoth,' Perkins said.
âNeat. You take all the points. We still have to talk. Tell Carl to put my gun in the fridge or somewhere and go away. You probably want that beer as much as I do.'
Perkins was a quick decider. He nodded and took a bottle opener from a hook on the wall. âIt's all right, Carl. There won't be a problem.'
âWhat about the gun, Mr Perkins?'
âUnload it and leave it here.'
Carl was a heavily built type with wide shoulders, not a candidate for the Meadowbank job. He leaned his shotgun against the fridge and expertly released the swing-out mechanism of the .38. He up-ended the gun and the cartridges dropped into his hand. He put the lot on the top of the fridge, picked up his twelve-gauge and left through a back door without speaking again.
âMan of few words,' I said.
Perkins levered the tops from the bottles. âBut of efficient action. He keeps watch on this set of houses twenty-four hours a day. Don't ask me how he does it.'
âHe doesn't. It's not possible. But if he's there when he's needed that's all it takes.'