Read Matrimonial Causes Online
Authors: Peter Corris
âI won't beat about the bush,' she said. âI'm what is known as a callgirl.'
I had difficulty in not choking on the icy cold beer. The effect was like Billy Graham saying âShit' and lighting up a Marlboro. I said nothing, concentrating on getting air down my windpipe. She took a sip of her iced tea.
âA very high-class callgirl. A very expensive one.'
I nodded and drank some more beer.
âI've surprised you, Mr Hardy. What did you think I was?'
âI hadn't given it much thought, Miss Shaw. An actress perhaps, or a lady of independent means.'
âGood. I've made the right impression. What would you say if I told you that my step-father took my virginity when I was twelve and was my pimp for the next few years?'
âI'd say that was very interesting and then I'd ask why you wanted to see me.'
âBecause I'm sure that if you hadn't been there
last night I would have been killed as well as Charles.'
That got my attention. I thought back to the event, tried to remember it like a piece of freeze-frame photography. Pascoe had spotted a hesitancy in one of my answers and I knew that something about the sequence of actions had puzzled me. Was this it? Had the gunman intended to kill Virginia Shaw? He'd done a good, neat job. Two head shots at that distance, in that light, with a moving target was no easy trick. Had there been a pause, a split-second adjustment before firing again, interrupted by me? It was impossible to tell.
She sat and watched me think. Her cool assurance was beginning to get on my nerves. âDid you tell that to the police?' I asked.
That got to her. She almost bit her lip then turned the action into something more poised. âNo.'
âWhy not?'
âFirst, do you believe me?'
âI don't know.' I drank some of her beer, I believed in that.
âI
saw
it coming.' She mimed the action; a gold bracelet slid down her lean forearm. âHe lifted the gun and was pointing it at me. You stopped him.'
âIt all happened so quickly. You can't be sure.'
âQuickly? It wasn't quick at all. I saw it in slow motion. If I close my eyes I can see it again.'
She shut her eyes. She was a lady who liked to move her face around to best advantage and I have to admit it was a great face. Now I could
see the subtle eye make-up, the shaping of her eyebrows, the smooth, unlined skin. She was utterly convincing and completely phoney at the same time and I had to laugh. The eyes opened wide and the look that was in them came from a totally different personality from the one I'd encountered so far. The ice maiden had become the stone lady.
âWhat are you laughing about? It's true. That little swine was going to kill me. I know it.'
âHow do you know it?'
âBecause I know why Charles was killed. Or I think I do ⦠Oh, God, I thought you might help me.'
âI'll be happy to help you if you'll knock off the stunts and poses and tell me what's going on.'
She lifted her hand to smooth back her hair, then dropped it. The smile that came next was the first natural one I'd seen. âYou're right. I'm sorry. I've got so used to acting the way I'm supposed to, I hardly know what to do with my hands.'
âWhy don't you have a real drink and we'll go out onto the balcony where I can smoke? That's unless the asthma's just a story, too.'
âNo, that's true. It's all true. All right, we'll do that. How's your beer?'
âPlenty left.' I got up and opened the French windows. Then I took her glass out onto the balcony and emptied it into a pot-plant. I came back and collected the bottle. I topped up my tankard and filled the glass. We sat down on cane chairs in the shady corner of the balcony. I raised
my drink. âCheers, and start from the beginning.'
Miss Shaw told me that she'd been recruited to act as a co-respondent in the divorce of Meadowbank versus Meadowbank with Mrs Beatrice Meadowbank as the petitioner.
âRecruited by who?' I said. I'd rolled and lit a cigarette by this time. I'd noticed a few butts in the pot-plant where I'd tipped the iced tea, so I had everything I needed.
She sipped some beer with every appearance of enjoyment but with her, who could tell? âBy a lawyer named Andrew Perkins who used to be a ⦠client of mine. It happens all the time. Mr A wants to marry Miss B but he doesn't want her cited as the co-re. Someone like me is found and money changes hands, quite a bit of money in my case. Charles wanted a divorce so he could marry someone else. I don't know who, but it was tricky in some way.'
âWhat way?'
âI'm only guessing, but I think the woman might have been married herself.'
âVery tricky, that.'
âYes, well we met by arrangement, Charles and I, and we ⦠committed adultery. Well, he did. I'm not married so I don't know whether I did or not. Do you know?'
I shook my head. âGo on.'
âCharles fell in love with me. He wasn't a fool, he didn't want to marry me or anything. But he didn't want to marry the other woman either. And he didn't want to go through an expensive divorce.'
âHow did you feel about him?'
She gave me a sample from her catalogue of looksâthis one meant,
Virginia knows the score
. âHe wasn't the worst man I ever met, and he was one of the richest.'
âOkay. What happened next?'
âCharles got very edgy. I'm pretty good at getting men to open up, but I couldn't get much out of him. Just hints, you know? He'd say things like, “It's all a bit of a mess” and “They're not going to like it”.'
âDid he mean his wife and her lawyer?'
She drained her glass. I gestured with the bottle but she shook her head. What else could I do? I poured the rest of the Flag Ale out for myself before it got warm, drank some froth and waited for her answer.
âNo. It was more serious than that. I really don't know how to describe it, but he was frightened. Defiant, but scared. I think he was a brave man. That was one of the things I liked about him. I admire bravery, physical courage.'
She was one of those women who keep you on the sexual hop. Everything seemed to come back to basicsâyou, me, male, female. I dropped my cigarette butt into the pot-plant mud and cleared my throat. âMeadowbank felt physically threatened, you'd say? In danger?'
âYes.'
âBut he didn't take any precautions. The two of you just walked out of here.'
âHe kept a gun in his car. I saw it. He tried to hide it from me, but I knew. He really was a good man in his way, Mr Hardy.'
I made another cigarette and looked out over
the blue water and white sails, thinking about good men. I'd known a few here and there, and Virginia Shaw's description of Meadowbank more or less fitted him into the mould: good men try to minimise the harm they do. I sheltered the flame against the slight sea breeze and got the cigarette lit. Why a couple of lungsful of tobacco smoke helps the mental processes has never been explained to me but I'm sure it's true. I was convinced now that Miss Shaw had a problem. There were things in her story to checkâthe gun in the car for one, also some of the arrangements. And she was scared. I noticed that she sat well back from the edge of the balcony and it wasn't just to stay in the shade.
âYou didn't recognise the guy with the gun, did you?'
âNo, nothing like that. I've moved in some shady circles and known some very unsavoury people, but not murderers.'
âMeadowbank ran a finance company. That's almost a recipe for making enemies.'
She shook her head vigorously; the loose brown hair flew about her head. She was intense now, uncaring of the impression she made. âNo! He was killed because of this divorce business. I'm sure of it.'
âWhat do you want from me, Miss Shaw?'
âYou'll help me?'
âI'm for hire. If it's legal, I'll do it.'
âLegal?'
I swilled the dregs in my tankard. âArguably.'
âI want you to escort me to the airport. I'm going away for a while. Then I want you to see
Andrew Perkins and tell him I don't know anything about what Charles was doing or planning. Nothing! I want to be in the clear.'
âIs that all?'
âNo. I want my bloody fee.'
She left me on the balcony and came back a minute later with a cheque. I was collecting cheques like an autograph hunter. Virginia Shaw's was half the amount of the one I'd got from Menzies, but I had a feeling it was going to involve me in a little more work. She was wearing a jacket that matched her dress. I gathered it was time to go. She went into one of the rooms and came back carrying a suitcase and a handbag.
âYou were packed,' I said.
âYes.'
âBooked your flight?'
She nodded as she made some unnecessary repairs to her make-up.
âYou were confident I'd help.'
âNot really. I was going anyway. I just feel better knowing there's someone here looking after my interests.'
A nice, professional way to put it. She closed the French windows but left the bottle and glasses on the coffee table, telling me someone would be in to clean up. On the drive to the airport she wrote out Andrew Perkins' number and a phone number where she could be reached in Melbourne.
âHow long do you plan to be gone?'
âUntil I hear it's safe to come back.'
It was all pretty irregular. I wondered how Detective Pascoe would feel about Virginia Shaw's absence. Presumably she'd be needed as a witness at the inquest, like myself. It wasn't exactly my problem but it could become so. Irregular, but interesting. Much more interesting than factory fires and phoney break-ins and disappearing motor vehicles. The arrangement Virginia Shaw had come to with the lawyer was almost certainly unenforceable, but I was curious to see what the shyster had to say when I put it to him.
Miss Shaw had booked a first-class, non-smoking Ansett seat to Melbourne. She checked her luggage through and I accompanied her to the departure lounge. She gave me her hand and I shook it gently.
âThank you, Mr Hardy. I have every confidence in you.'
âWhat about the inquest? You'll be called.'
She smiled. âThat'll be weeks and weeks away, won't it? You'll have everything sorted out by then, I hope.'
It sounds dumb, but I made noises that suggested she had the right man for the job. All I can say in my own defence is that she had a strange ability to convince you that what she wanted was both reasonable and in your best interests as well. I wasn't a complete innocent, though. I left her well before boarding time to give her the opportunity to duck away and do
something different if that's what she had in mind. I watched her from a discreet distance. She looked at the departure board and her watch. Then she went to the newsstand and bought a magazine. When the flight was called she was one of the first through the door.
It was mid-afternoon. I'd arranged to take Cyn out for dinner so I had a few hours to fill in. I hadn't heard from Alistair Menzies and it seemed like a good idea to find out how much of his cheque was still mine. I rang the office from the airport and was told that Mr Menzies could spare me ten minutes at 4.30. I agreed. That gave me time for a sandwich and a quick drink in the bar. I was glad I wasn't a professional if it meant only having ten minutes at 4.30.
On the drive back to the city I decided that my client was suffering from an excess of imagination and caution. There seemed to be no reason why a man would be killed for changing his mind about getting divorced. And the judgement of a woman who'd certainly gone into shock immediately after the shooting was bound to be faulty about the intentions of the assassin. I'd extract a promise to pay from Perkins if I could, and that would be the end of it.
Menzies was subdued and preoccupied. He agreed to the cost of repairing my camera being a justified expense and seemed uninterested in recovering any of his retainer. All he wanted to know was whether the police had mentioned a suspect.
âNot to me,' I said.
âPresumably the murderer was hired?'
I shrugged. âWho knows? Depends on what sort of a bloke Meadowbank was. He could have had a hundred enemies, gambling debts, criminal associates.'
âHe was an eminently respectable businessman as I understand it. Also, unhappily, a philanderer.'
âHow's his wife taking it?'
âCalmly.'
The bushy eyebrows moved, but not in a way to convey any meaning to me. Was he worrying about losing his fee for handling the divorce, or did he think she might be charged with arranging the murder? My ten minutes were up but he didn't seem to be in a hurry to rush me out so I thought I might as well put in a little work on my next case.
âWas the Meadowbank divorce on the up and up?'
âI don't follow you.'
âI mean, was there any arrangement to provide a co-respondent, conveniently?'
His jowls quivered. âThe Queen's Proctor can be very hard on that sort of thing.'
Not an answer, but it saved me a hunt through a divorce law textbook. Now I'd be able to go straight to the index. As I got up to leave I said, âDo you happen to know a lawyer named Andrew Perkins?'
No mistaking the eyebrow language this timeâa scowl of disapproval. âWhy do you ask?'
âHis name came up in connection with something I'm working on.'
âIf he is a principal, I would advise you not to touch the matter, Mr Hardy. Our profession is famous for reticence with regard to the shortcomings of its members. But take my word for it, Andrew Perkins is a barrister and a double-dyed scoundrel.'
Dinner in the Malaya restaurant in George Street went well. Cyn could eat prawn sambal hot enough to fry your socks and this kind of food always put her in a good mood. Made her randy, too. I drank enough Quelltaler hock to push away the feeling that the Virginia Shaw case was going to lead me into difficult territory. We ate in the Malaya often. Customarily, I was facing a day of office-bound boredom and domestic tension thereafter. Tonight was very different. I snapped into a young-and-devoted mood, squeezing Cyn's long, firm thigh, joking and keeping my cigarette consumptionâsomething she hatedâto a minimum. I ate one of her red-hot prawns and put on my Peter O'Toole voiceâthe tone he uses when he shows the young airmen how he can snuff out a burning match with his fingers.