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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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golden shower
gammen shawā
bukkake (skeet skeet skeet)
bukkake
(If you don’t know about bukkake, a uniquely Japanese kink until the World Wide Web globalized it, you probably haven’t been watching enough Japanese porn. “Ceremonial cum drinking” doesn’t really get the concept across. Google it if you must.)
Do it…
motto. . .
. . .faster.
. . .hayaku
. . .slower.
. . .yukkuri
. . .harder.
. . .hageshiku
. . .softer.
. . .yasashiku
. . .more.
. . .yatte
I’m coming!
iku iku!
Aside from “hello” and “goodbye,” this will be the most useful Japanese phrase you ever learn—if you happen to be a highly attractive and outgoing individual with an indefatigable libido. Otherwise, you’ll probably have to pull this book out mid-coitus and look the word up.
This hurts.
itaiwa
This feels really good.
mecha kimochi ī
I’m starting to get off.
kimochi yoku nattekita
I want to come.
ikitai
I’m about to come.
ikisō
I’m coming!
iku iku
Where do you want it?
doko ni hoshī
Come in my ass!
ketsusha shite
I just came.
itchatta
Do you have a…?
. . .aru
Let’s try using a…
. . .tsukatte miyō ka
. . .condom
gomu. . .
. . .dildo
harigata. . .
. . .double dildo
unagi. . .

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