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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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callgirl
kōrugāru
player, pimp
yarichin
quickdraw
mikosuri han
(premature ejaculator—literally, “three and a half strokes”)
〈〈〈〈〈〈〈〈LET’S HAVE A QUICKIE〉〉〉〉〉〉〉〉
IPPATSU KAMASOU
What is it, honey?
dōshita no dārin
I’m feeling kinda horny.
etchi na kibun ni natchatta
I want it now. I’m so horny.
ima hoshī. yokkyū ni natchauyō.
For real? Here?
maji de? konna tokoro de?
Yeah. Why not?
un. yoku nāai?
Alright then, get ready for some alley head.
jā. tachi kunni shite yaru.
Ah! This is so embarrassing!
kya! hazui.
Damn, girl, you’re all about it, today, with this little G-string on. nanda. tībakku haitenjan,o mae sōtō yaru ki manman janē kā yo.
These are my “strictly business” panties. I shaved down there.
shōbu shitagi nanōo. paipan shichatta no.
You’re all smooth.
nanka tsuru tsuru
Lick my clit! Ah! Right there!
kuri chan nametēe. a! soko soko!
Your cunt is drenched.
omae no manman, mō chō gucho gucho dayo.
Your cock. It’s so hard. I want to suck it for you.
ochin chin. nanka sugoku. bin bin shiteru. watashi ga namete ageru.

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