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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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Cheapskate
kechi
My old man is a stingy bastard.
uchi no oyaji wa dai no kechi da
Lazy bitch
guzu
My old lady is a lazy bitch who sits around watching daytime TV.
ofukuro wa guzu de sa waidoshō bakkari miteyagaru
 
Mother-in-law
giri no okāsan
My mother-in-law is the devil.
giri no okāsan wa onibaba da
Lawyer
bengoshi
Lawyers kind of suck, don’t they?
bengoshi tte amari ī inshō nai yo ne
Politician
seijika
I wonder if Japanese politicians are as dirty as American ones?
nihon no seijika wa amerika no seijika hodo kitanai no kashira
Cops
satsu
The cops keep picking on me because I’m a foreigner. gaijin dakara satsu ni ayashimarete bakkari da

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