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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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masochist
mazo
pervert
sukebe
foot fetishist
ashi-fetchi
CHAPTER 6
ANGRY JAPANESE
MUKA MUKA NIHONGO
Enemies
teki
The old axiom holds true in any country: for every good soul there are two assholes driving slow in the passing lane. So I guess it makes sense that there are twice as many ways to describe personality flaws as there are to compliment somebody.
Boss
buchō
My boss is a total fucking asshole.
uchi no buchō wa maji mukatsuku
Ex-boyfriend
motokare
My ex-boyfriend was seriously evil.
atashi no motokare wa hontō ni
saiaku na yatsu datta
 
Ex-girlfriend
motokano
My ex-girlfriend was a slutty bitch.
ore no motokano wa shō mo nē yariman datta
Stalker
sutōkā
Seriously, I’ve got like three stalkers right now, and it’s
driving me nuts.
maji de sutōkā ga sannin mo ite sa komatteru no yo
 
Sex predator
chikan
A sex predator tried to feel me up on the subway.
chikatetsu de chikan ni atte,a tai no mune o sawarō to
shiteita no

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