Matt Helm--The Interlopers (12 page)

“There won’t be anybody,” Nystrom Three said. “The other cabins are empty, and the people running the lodge have gone out for the evening. I heard them talking. And we’re supposed to make this character tell us who he represents and what he’s up to before we get rid of him.

But first let’s make sure he’s got the stuff we want. Get the collar off the dog.”

The man behind me laughed shortly. “That’s sixty-seventy pounds of solid black pooch, and it’s got big white teeth. You’re supposed to be our dog expert; you get the collar off.”

“Don’t be a fool,” the tall man said irritably. “It’s a Labrador; it won’t hurt you. They’re very friendly dogs.”

“Swell, you prove it. Show me how friendly it is. Take the collar off it.”

“All right,” Nystrom Three said contemptuously, “all right, if you’re afraid, you watch the man. I’ll handle the dog.”

He stepped forward quickly and grabbed for Hank’s collar. It was no way to approach a strange dog, gentle or not, particularly one that was already suspicious. The pup dodged, jumping back and to the side; and crouched there warily. The muscular tail slashed from side to side in a very unfriendly fashion. I was a little startled, myself, to see my happy young retriever pup suddenly transformed into a reasonable facsimile of a junior-grade black panther about to spring.

“Friendly, is he?” the man behind me said softly. “With friends like that, who needs enemies?”

“Come here, you dumb mutt!” Nystrom Three was getting mad. He made another grab for the pup and got another lightninglike sideways jump for his pains. He took another step forward. Hank, trapped in a corner, showed his teeth in a snarl that, for his age, was really quite impressive. All along his back, the black hair stood on end; and when the tall man reached for him once more, he gave a sharp, savage little bark, and snapped at the outstretched hand warningly, indicating clearly that the next time he wouldn’t miss.

Nystrom Three jumped back and yanked out the revolver he had put away.

The man behind me said quickly, “If you shoot, we’ll have to get out of here fast. I thought you wanted to ask this guy some questions.”

“All right, what’s your suggestion?”

The unseen man nudged me with his gun. “It’s his dog; let him take the collar off it… Go on, friend. You see how it is. Either you take it off your live dog, or we’ll take it off your dead dog. Make up your mind.”

I made a show of hesitating, and shrugged resignedly. “All right, all right, don’t hurt the pup. And go easy with that gunbarrel; you’re bruising my kidneys. And I’m going to have to get down on my knees. Your animal-loving friend has got him all worked up. I’ve got to get down to his level to win back his confidence. Okay?”

“Okay, but don’t try anything.”

I knelt on the floor. “Hank,” I said, holding out my hand, “Hank, come! Come on, there’s a good dog.
Come
!”

The pup didn’t like it. At the moment, the human race held no attraction for him, any part of it. Things were all wrong in this room and he knew it. Even I might have gone wrong while he wasn’t looking. However, in the past week or so, he’d got into the habit of obeying me, and he’d had good training before that. He came.

When he reached me, I scratched his ears for a moment, speaking to him soothingly and telling him what a good dog he was. Then I unbuckled the black leather collar with the shiny studs. I held it for a moment, then abruptly flicked it across the room, sliding it along the linoleum right ‘through the space between the tall man’s feet.

“Hank!” I snapped.

Other hunting dogs may go on the command “fetch,” but a retriever goes on his name. The pup went charging across the room after the collar, a black missile aimed straight at Nystrom Three.

Another characteristic of amateurs, and one I was counting on, is that while they’re likely to shoot when they shouldn’t, they almost never shoot when they should. The tall man didn’t fire in the second during which he could have stopped the pup. The man behind me didn’t fire either, in the fraction of a second it took me to pivot and cut his legs from under him. Then I had the little knife out of my pocket. I flipped it open one-handed and drove it home, once to disable and a second time to kill.

Across the room, there was a lot of scratching and several human gasps of fright. When I looked, Nystrom Three was on the floor, apparently sitting on top of the dog collar. He obviously thought he was being torn to shreds, and maybe he was, a little, but all the pup really wanted was the object he’d been sent after. In spite of earlier disagreements, he had nothing personal against the man, but he was a retriever and he’d been ordered to retrieve. Anybody who got in his way would just have to suffer the consequences.

He seemed to be trying to dig the collar out from under the fallen man, who seemed to be trying to get away from him, but they were working at cross purposes and neither of them was gaining. I suppose it was funny, but I wasn’t laughing. For one thing, I had blood on my knuckles, and for another, the tall man was still waving the revolver around wildly, and there was no telling when it would go off and hurt somebody.

I started forward, but the mess untangled itself before I could get there. The pup got his collar and came trotting toward me proudly, and Nystrom Three sat up and aimed the Colt .357 at me with the obvious intention of, at long last, using it for the purpose for which it was designed. I figured my chances, and they were pretty good. If he’d ever fired the gun before, the tremendous recoil of the Magnum cartridge had probably scared him into a permanent flinch that would keep him from hitting anything; and if he hadn’t, well, it takes a good man, in a time of crisis, to make good his first shot from a totally unfamiliar weapon. I didn’t have him figured for a good man, with a gun or anything else.

Still, nobody likes to be shot at. As I decided that a dive to the left, toward the bedroom door, was a slightly better gamble than a dive to the right and the kitchen sink, I felt the familiar, sweaty sensation of fear. After all, experienced agents
had
met their deaths at the hands of clumsy amateurs. It could happen to me. I braced myself to move as the gun lined up, waiting for the last possible moment, so that he’d miss his first shot and, I hoped, not recover from the outsize kick in time for a second.

But before I got to carry out this strategy the kitchen window broke with a dramatic crash. Amateur to the last, Nystrom Three stopped aiming at me and swung that way. I mean, a pro would first have shot the man under the gun and then turned to look.

I didn’t look. Whoever had smashed the window could wait. Before the tall blond man in front of me could look back in my direction, I had him. I had his gun clamped firmly in my left hand; and I held it away from me while my right hand did the work with the little knife. I made quite sure of him, before looking toward the broken window.

Stottman’s face, and his .25 caliber automatic, were watching me from the opening. The pudgy man and I stared at each other for a moment, while I caught my breath.

“You’re pretty handy with that sticker,” Stottman said calmly. “You’re pretty handy with lots of things, for a mere courier. And it’s funny that your dog doesn’t know boats, isn’t it? And that your girlfriend has been driving her yellow Caddy almost eight months, but you didn’t recognize it. Don’t you think that’s funny, Mr. Nystrom?”

It was obvious that he’d found the answers for which he had been searching. He had enough to go on now, and he’d never give up until he’d demonstrated to his superiors that I was not the man they’d sent on this mission. There was nothing else to do, so I shot him through the head with the dead man’s gun, left-handed, before he could
pull the trigger of his little pocket pistol.

When things had settled down a bit—in my mind, at least—I became aware of something nudging me in the side as I crouched against the wall, watching the door and windows and listening intently, knowing I wasn’t out of trouble yet. After all, Stottman had had a partner, and until I learned what Pete-the-Indian was up to, I couldn’t afford to relax.

The bump in my side came again. I looked and saw the black pup with the collar still in his mouth. He was sitting beside me, trying to deliver it stylishly to hand as he’d been taught, instead of just dropping it at my feet. His expression said what the hell, I’d sent him for this lousy strap, wasn’t I ever going to take it from him?

I drew a long breath, took the collar, and buckled it around his neck. It was very quiet in the cabin after the deafening report of the .357 Magnum. At least I thought it was quiet, but I realized that if there were any significant noises, hostile or otherwise, I probably couldn’t hear them, the way my ears were ringing. It’s a bad enough gun to fire outdoors; indoors it’s just too damn loud. I patted the pup and looked him over for damage.

“Everything okay, Prince Hannibal?” I asked.

He grinned at me and swung his big tail back and forth cheerfully by way of answer. As far as he was concerned, everything was fine. Something had been badly wrong here, but it had got fixed. Well, I couldn’t argue with that. It had got fixed, all right.

I rose and looked grimly down at Nystrom Three for a moment. Then I walked over and looked at the other man, for whom I’d never even concocted a name. I raised him gently with my foot so I could see his face. It seemed too bad to knife a man to death and walk off without ever really seeing what he looked like.

His face was just the face of a dead man. I got my revolver from his jacket pocket. The pup wanted to sniff the blood and was offended when I called him off sharply; he couldn’t see that he’d done anything to get mad about.

I went to the door and listened some more, doing a better job of it as my hearing returned to normal. I still couldn’t hear anything except the splashing of little waves down at the boat docks. Of course, dealing with an Indian, I most likely wouldn’t hear him until he was on top of me, if he came. But the pup, whose senses were a lot sharper than mine, didn’t seem to detect anything out in the dark worth warning me about.

I took the chance, and slipped out the door, accompanied by my black, four-legged shadow. I made a swing around the premises, finding nobody. It was a quiet night, with only a light breeze blowing, but if the shot had been heard at any of the other resorts along the lake, it hadn’t aroused enough curiosity to lead to action. Well, that’s often the case with a single shot, particularly one muffled inside four walls. People outside aren’t quite sure they heard it in the first place, so they just listen briefly and, if the sound is not repeated, forget about it.

At last I went over to look at Stottman where he lay outside the kitchen window, still clutching his toy pistol. It wasn’t as bad as I’d anticipated. Sometimes, with a head shot, those souped-up Magnum loads will blow a man’s brains right out the back of his skull, but this bullet had simply done its work without any spectacular frills. Since there was no mess to amount to anything, it was feasible for me to consider changing the overall picture—retouching it judiciously, so to speak—in the interest of international diplomacy.

But first I regarded the plump man for a moment, with a vague sense of embarrassment. I mean, I hadn’t dealt quite fairly with him. I’d taken advantage of him. I’d known that he’d hesitate before shooting me because there were so many things about me that he still wanted to find out; while there had been nothing about him that I really needed to learn. Well, fairness is not a principle that rates very highly in our profession.

I picked him up, after putting his little pistol back into his pocket, and carried him inside. Dragging him would have been easier, but I didn’t want to plow up the ground unnecessarily. I arranged him artistically on the kitchen linoleum and placed my bloody knife in his hand. I hated to leave it—it had been given to me by a woman, now dead, who’d once meant a good deal to me—but this was no time for sentimentality. The .357 revolver with one fired cartridge in the cylinder, belonging to Nystrom Three, I wiped clean of my fingerprints and put into the hand of its owner, who had a holster to match.

The idea I was trying to convey, of course, was that Stottman had knifed the other two men in the room, but one had managed to shoot him before dying. It wasn’t watertight by any means. A paraffin test, for instance, would probably show that Nystrom Three hadn’t been shooting any guns lately. There was a broken window to explain, and perhaps some blood spots on the ground outside. By the time the bodies were discovered and the proprietors were questioned there would also be, I hoped, a mystery man who couldn’t be found; a totally vanished tall character with a dog, who’d rented the cabin for the night and then driven off in the camper rig leaving carnage behind him.

Any good cop who wanted the right answer could find it if he looked, but that wasn’t the point. I was arranging a nice, safe, discreet answer for a cop under orders not to look.

I went into the bedroom to get my belongings. Since I hadn’t unpacked, except to dig out some fishing gear, it didn’t take long. I was just starting for the kitchen, bag in hand, when the pup growled softly, the hackles rising along his back. I set down my duffel bag with extreme care, and drew the short-barreled Colt revolver from under my waistband.

I heard the outside door swing open slowly. Then I heard a startled and quite audible feminine gasp of shock and dismay.

When I stepped into the doorway between the two rooms, Pat Bellman was standing just inside the other door. She was wearing the same or another pair of faded jeans, a short cowboy jacket of the same durable material, and some kind of a checked cotton shirt, red and white. She was standing there as if she’d been suddenly struck by paralysis, very pale, with a look of horror on her face as she stared at the small, crowded, bloody battlefield before her.

“That’s my girl,” I said. She didn’t even look up at the sound of my voice; she just kept on staring. I went on: “Stay just like that. Don’t move a muscle, or the body-count will rise to four practically instantaneously.”