Read Mr Darwin's Shooter Online
Authors: Roger McDonald
Covington whistled at his work, meriting more praise than he earned in dreams. He copied Darwin's way of prising open shells with a knife, cleaning them of flesh, washing them out, and tying them together with a piece of thread while keeping the hinge intact. The smaller shells the naturalist told him to pack inside the larger, to save room, and to ensure their safety. The cleaning they completed on deck until rain drove them inside. Covington was told that a scientific collector in England would give more for a shell covered by its rough coating than when it had been taken off by unskilful hands.
âI shall keep that in my mind,' he said, with a forwardness that prepared his way.
With Darwin that long day Covington experienced what he knew, but hardly dared hope, would free him from punishment this time round: namely, that any sailor who assisted the ship's gent was given goodwill by certain officers for the reason that the gent was close with Capt, their avenging Moses, whose law was writ in officers' commissions.
As the work went along Covington heard these words: âGood man, well done, you have been a brick,' and other such let-outs of breath as occurred to the one he chose and would serve unto eternity if he was wanted. They settled snug in the poop
cabaña
where Darwin let go the
preposterous strain gents had about them, even between themselves. He culminated in examining Covington's thoughts as he expressed them, rather than by fossicking around the root-hairs of his nut and making suppositions. The boy liked this better, and his vanity swelled. It came about that Covington knocked shells to the floor that were arranged for sketching, and was able to set them from memory back just as they were, making piles of uninjured, cracked, small, large and curious, all ready for the gent's pencil.
Darwin turned from the table.
âThis is good, Covington.'
âYea?'
âThe captain praises your wits.
I
praise your eye.'
âI look
and
listen,' Covington replied. Then rubbed his fishy hands through his hair and gave out a grin. âThat is not all the captain says about me.'
âI would not know,' said Darwin, his jaw tightening a little. There would never be any gossip from him, and that was that.
âHe is a good Christian, our Capt,' said Covington.
âIndeed he is.'
âI am a believer too, as the Lord is my witness.'
âI can see that about you.'
âCan you indeed?' Covington was interested.
Darwin looked uncomfortable. âIt is a manner of speaking.'
âYou have seen me at my texts?' insisted the boy. He was deaf to any sarcasm that Darwin allowed himself.
At that moment, seeing a barrel of dirty salt that needed moving, Covington enfolded his arms around it, and raised it to a higher shelf.
âNot there,' Darwin said. âIn the hold if you please. With my other stores.'
Covington staggered below, where the air was fetid and always smelled of mildew and dead rats, and of a fishes'
graveyard. He stowed the salt between the parlour furniture of the Fuegians and a few labelled jars, and returned wiping his hands in quick-time down the side of his breeches.
âYou have good strength,' said Darwin.
âI have, if I am given good work,' Covington boasted. âLifting, carrying, hauling. It is all the same to me.'
âYou have concentrativeness, too.'
Covington laughed, gladly remembering that great word and a few others besides.
âWhere are you from?' Darwin asked.
âThe topgallant forecastle,' Covington quipped, âabove the coalhole. That's where I swing my hammock. I sometimes believe I was born there, 'cause whenever I want better for myself, I get sent back there.'
âYour accent is Bedfordshire,' said Darwin.
âJust so. There is no room for me there any more,' Covington nodded, âexcept in the open fields. But then our John Phipps gave me a taste of the sea. Us Covingtons go back before Oliver Cromwell's time, God bless 'im.'
âYour people are dissenters, still?'
âThey are butchers and horse cappers,' Covington nodded, âthat is what they are. They love their meeting house and their ale.'
âBone men too?'
âAye. By the drayload.'
âI am always chasing bones.'
âIt is a long road round, to go back to Bedford for them.'
âAgreed, we are better off in America.'
âWe?' said Covington with dim hunger in his voice.
âTell me more about you,' said Darwin.
âThey say I was born in a stable and wrapped in a horse-blanket. I do remember thisâon cold nights we put our feet in warm horse-cack. That is barely all I remember till I was taken to chapel, and then I saw a young man leaping a stile. He was in a stained-glass window. I kept reaching out to it.'
âYou wanted to break the glass?'
âNay, but I am telling you something curious. That young man had a round face and light-coloured hair, which puts me in mind of you, sir.'
âIndeed,' said Darwin a little remotely.
Covington leaned his hands on the table. The day had worn him down. He'd had nary a wink of sleep and his fever tackled him. Darwin peered at him close. âUse a chair, if you please,' and sat Covington down. He felt pinched at the knees from the tight fit. He had legs like callipers and bumpety wrists that slung from his sleeves like bollards. And so did his brother Darwin have long legs, bumpety wrists, and so on.
âIt must be no great joy,' said Covington, âto be wedged in here writin' out your thoughts, while the sea bucks you around, and Lieutenant Stokes draws his charts at the same time, aye Mr Darwin?'
âIt has its compensations,' said the gent, and Covington believed from the light in his steady eyes that he meant entertaining Covington himself in that steamy tinderbox might be one of them. âCovington,' he stared at the boy roundly, âyou are very ill. Don't deceive me with it.'
In his guts, Covington feared, he was working up to a run for the Spice Islands. But he shook his head. He didn't want to leave where he was. âI am fit as a pudding in a dog's mouth,' he boasted as he looked around him. He had been in and out the poop cabin carrying cocoa, tea, beef on a platter and pease porridge by the bucketful; and looking in those books, that one time with Mr Stebbings; but had never looked around him as he did then, with such ease and freedom.
âIt is a real snug little home you have in here. You must be warm as a mouse in a churn.'
âWhen it is calm I like it better than anywhere else in the world,' acknowledged Darwin.
âIs that where you place your pillow?' Covington gestured at a plank.
âYea, and I can never get my legs fully stretched.'
âIt is easy to see why notâif you never make space behind your head.'
âBut then I would have no place for my pistol box.'
âYour pistol box might stand on its end.'
âTrue but where?'
âIn that corner of the bookshelf that is empty.'
âAh,' said the gent, âbut that bookshelf is the preserve of Mr Stebbings' library. There are books that fit in that place.'
âWhere are those books now?' asked Covington.
âAll around the ship.'
âAnd will they be always around the ship?'
âNo. They come back each day. And so the space is filled.'
âBut some others will always be a-going out?'
âAye.'
âThen there will always be a hole ready,' said Covington, âand another just the right size for you to fit your head in. It would not do for me, but your head is not such a great enlargement as mine.'
âThe better for thinking, say I,' said the gent.
âAnd whatever else bumpology wants of it, eh?'
âBumpologyâindeed.'
âIt is not thinking that I do with my knob,' replied Covington. âWhat is the point? Us Covingtons are not made for thinking. Ask me and I shall do a job for you, though. Like this board that gets in your way. It can be done quick smart with just a hammer and awl.'
âPerhaps, perhaps.'
The gent was getting too much of Covington altogether. Sometimes there was never enough air in a ship even for one.
Covington did not wish to go.
His hand strayed to a stone ink-jar on the table and he closed his fist around it, feeling the coolness inside. âI want to show you my hand,' he said.
âLet me see your copperplate another time. I have seen a lot today.'
Covington felt a darkening inside him, prelude to a faint, and told himself to force the day to its very end, for he had that power, to unfold his advantages and take his chances to the peak of his blood.
So he dipped a quill, and pulling over a sheet of paper he duplicated a piece of writing he saw in front of him. What it was, and whether Darwin continued his praise thereafter, Covington never knew, because at this pass he fainted clean away.
His head hit the table. He made a sticky mess for all to see. Mr Wickham came in, and Capt came in, and they called for Ash, the gunroom steward, and Fuller, Capt's steward; and those two oxen carried Covington by the arms and legs to the opposite end of the bark, where he was draped in his hammock above the coalhole and left to sweat. Darwin did not visit him, but sent a steward with eucalyptus drops to freshen Covington's air, and dose him with more opiate, which peopled his dreams.
When Covington came to his senses it was morning and Phipps was there to visit him, peering into his face so closely that the first thing Covington saw was a small mite creeping through the tangles of the catechist's curly black beard.
âCobby old cuff,' he felt his shoulder being shaken.
âWhere have you sprung from, John Crow?'
âRight from where I sit, here on this chest. I have recited half the gospels to you and you gave me your responses all over the place. You had the Temple Mount at Sinai and the Israelites were never in the Red Sea at all, 'cause you had them in the Dead Sea getting baptised.'
Covington told him his surprise that it was already the next day. âIt must have been my ghost doing all that talk.'
âYou are a great knock, Rosin-the-bow. It is the third day since they put you here, and you have been raging like a hurricane and sweatin' like a river.'
âI am as cool as you like,' Covington asserted, and swung to the deck. But when he touched the damp timbers he collapsed in the legs. Phipps hoisted him back up and told him, in answer to a question Covington posed him, that there had been no punishments listed; that as far he knew Covington was Gent's missy now, because Gent had speculated to Lieutenant Rowlett that he might send for an
order of trowsers for him, to be cut from cotton duck, to replace the ones that had been torn by Covington in the forest.
âYou are hurt by this, John?'
âHurt? Nay. You take me for a fool. I have fallen to the deck in a foul wind from a height of fifty feet and broken several bones. That is what I call hurt.'
âGood, then.'
âThis other is not hurt, young sinner.'
âDo you have a fear of what I want, then?'
âNo, for if I had I would have expressed it before nowâ because you have been going around this bark like a lovesick seagull with your eyes on that gent for the best part of our whole voyage, and what have I said about it before? Nothing, as I recall.'
âNay, but your eyes have condemned me sometimes.'
âEyes are but mirrors betimes.'
âVery well. But will you say what makes you so sour?'
âWell, I can hardly say. Maybe it is that I have come here to watch over you, and that gent, who you brought so close to your desires, has neither sent nor asked nor given you a half farthing of his thoughts.'
âThen I thank you. But he has sent medicines.'
Covington showed a physick. It was a thick glutinous mulch reeking of sulphur, and Phipps was humbled.
âI must take care to be charitable with him,' he said sincerely.
âI love you, John Phipps, you are the same as my own kin to me, even in our storms.'
âNow it is my watch,' said Phipps, bunching his beard in his fist on hearing the bells.
âJohn?'
âYea?'
Covington reached out and took his friend's hand. âDid you pray for me, John?'
âI did that, and I believe you were pulled through by a power so great that we are plain sinners to have bad words.'
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The next to call was Volunteer Musters bringing his news. He said there was a great argument between Capt and Darwin while Covington thrashed in his hammock. It happened two nights before. At the end of it, Darwin declared, he would no longer dine in Capt's cabin, but would join the gunroom for his gut-pudding. The gunroom was made gloomy by the division, for their voyage drew its mood from the wedding of Capt with Darwin, and the gentry were like children when their parents scrapped, uncertain of their place. By the evening of the next day the two had patched it up again. So what was the fight about?
âYou don't like to hear,' said the child Musters, looking at Covington with sly contempt.
âWhy “don't I like to hear”?'
âShan't ever tell you.'
Covington leaned over and twisted Musters's ear.
âQuick, or I'll make you cry.'
âAnd I'll have you flogged.'
âI am strong for that.'
âIt was slavery.'
âWhose slavery?'
âWhy, slaves' slavery. Whose do you think?'
âAnd you were on our captain's side,' said Covington, letting go of Musters's ear. âYou are all for slaves.'
âPositively so,' he said, rubbing it, âotherwise I am a mutineer.' As a parting shot Musters said: âAnd if I was a captain I would have you hanged, Nob Head.'
âAnd I would have you served for supper, King Dick.'