Mrs Pargeter's Package (2 page)

CHAPTER 4

The man she looked up to see was a creature of contradictions. The voice that addressed her had been thick Cockney, but its owner looked typically Greek. Heavy Mediterranean features seemed at odds with the thinness of his body, and this incongruity was accentuated by the flapping tourist uniform of brightly-coloured shorts and T-shirt. Sticklike legs ended in sports socks and improbable silver-grey trainers. He looked like a Greek trying to pass himself off as an English holidaymaker.

Responding to the blankness in her eyes, the man immediately identified himself. 'Larry Lambeth. I used to work with your late husband.'

That explained everything. The late Mr Pargeter's business interests had been wide and had involved acquaintanceship with people from a variety of backgrounds. Since he was a great believer in the separation of his domestic and professional lives, there were many of his contacts whom Mrs Pargeter had never met and she had become accustomed – particularly since her husband's death – to encounters of this kind with people she had never seen before.

'Do join us, please, Mr Lambeth. Can I get you a drink?'

'Allow me.' He called across to a waiter in fluent Greek, then sat down.

After introducing Joyce, Mrs Pargeter asked the question that was uppermost in her mind. 'I'm delighted to meet you, but how on earth did you know I was going to be here?'

'Oh, there aren't many secrets in a place like this. Everyone knows everyone, all related, you know. No, I'm sure I would have found out pretty quickly, anyway, but in fact I was tipped off.'

'Tipped off?'

'Well, that is to say I was informed by a friend back in England that you was planning a trip over here.'

'Oh?'

'Truffler Mason.'

'Ah.' No further explanation was required. Truffler Mason was one of the inestimably useful contacts featured in an address book which the late Mr Pargeter had bequeathed to his wife. The skills which had earned Truffler his nickname were now being directed into the legitimate work of the Mason de Vere Detective Agency, and he had proved invaluable to Mrs Pargeter in a murder investigation the previous year. Larry Lambeth could not have provided better credentials.

The waiter brought fresh drinks. Mrs Pargeter was still only half-way down her initial half-litre bottle of retsina, and placed the full one beside it. Joyce, who had drained her first ouzo, fell on the second with disturbing enthusiasm. Larry Lambeth had ordered a glass of Greek brandy. This would have been against the advice of the late Mr Pargeter, who, having sampled it when they were on Crete, had expressed the opinion that, though Greek brandy might well be an excellent rust-removing agent, it had no place in the human digestive system. Larry Lambeth, however, sipped at his drink with apparent fervour, before continuing his explanation.

'No, fact is, Truffler rang me last week, Mrs P. Tipped me off, like, said you was on your way, asked me to look after you, you know, see if there was anything you needed, generally help you out. And of course I said yes. I mean, it would have been a pleasure to help, anyway. I'd have done it without asking, but Mr P. – your husband, that is – he specifically asked me to keep an eye out for you, you know, if there ever was a time I could be of any assistance.'

Mrs Pargeter smiled fondly. It was always heartwarming to find out the careful provisions the late Mr Pargeter had made for her before his death. Not every widow had the benefit of such assiduous long-term protection.

'He was the best,' Larry Lambeth asserted. 'The very best, a real prince.'

'Yes,' Mrs Pargeter agreed, a trifle mistily.

The coach drew up once again outside the taverna, having distributed luggage to the various villas of Agios Nikitas. Ginnie, a clipboard and a mess of papers clutched to her bosom, leapt lithely off the vehicle, calling out some pleasantry in Greek. The driver laughed at this parting shot, and drove off in a scream of metal. Mrs Pargeter decided that the previous noisy gear changes had not been dictated solely by the corkscrew roads; they were just part of his driving style.

At the sight of Ginnie, Mr Safari Suit, seated over pork chops with Mrs Safari Suit, called something out, but she resolutely pretended not to hear and strode towards the interior of the taverna. In her haste, she did not notice a couple of papers dislodge themselves from the bundle in her arms and float to the ground.

Mrs Pargeter picked them up, stopping Larry Lambeth who made to rise. 'Don't worry, I'll give them to her,' she said and followed the rep into the stone building.

The atmosphere inside the taverna was markedly different to that outside. It was dark and, in an indefinable way, primitive. This impression did not derive from the facilities. The gleaming aluminium refrigerated counter, through whose glass front slabs of meat, fish and lobsters could be seen; the CD-player with its attendant racks of boxed CDs; these, and the spotlessness of the marble floor, attested to the taverna's recent creation or refurbishment. In corners of the mirrored bar were tucked overflashed snapshots of giggling tourists dancing with Spiro and his waiters.

It was the faces inside that gave the primitive feeling. Through a hatch to the kitchen a black-eyed woman looked up at the newcomer's entrance with an expression of studied vacancy.

The men whose small table by the bar Ginnie had joined also turned their eyes on Mrs Pargeter. There were three sitting there with glasses of ouzo in front of them – Spiro, another, balding man with blue eyes but unmistakably Greek features, and a third dressed in uniform.

Mrs Pargeter's first impression was that he was the Customs officer who had stopped Joyce at Corfu Airport. The likeness was striking, but a closer look showed differences. The uniform was not the same, either; this man was dressed in light grey. His moustache formed a perfect black isosceles triangle over his mouth, and an upturned peaked cap lay on the table by his glass.

The ancient, slightly deterrent, curiosity in the men's eyes was echoed in the expression of a photograph over the bar. Though their owner looked old and ill, the dark eyes in the faded picture seemed to dominate the scene like some household god. The photograph's central position and lavish frame gave the impression of some kind of shrine, and the family likeness left no doubt that its subject was Spiro's father.

Mrs Pargeter was only allowed to feel like an intruder for a millisecond before Spiro's customary smile reappeared. He rose to his feet and spread his arms expansively. 'Can I help you?'

Mrs Pargeter proffered the dropped papers, which had turned out to be car-hire agreement counterfoils. 'You dropped these, Ginnie.'

'Oh, thank you so much.'

She must still have been looking at the photograph, because Spiro confirmed her conjecture. 'My father. It was taken just before he died – thirty years ago – but still he keeps an eye on his taverna. Spiro brings good luck to Spiro. The photograph keeps away the Evil Eye.'

The two other men chuckled, as if this had been rather a good joke. Mrs Pargeter gave a little grin and said, 'Oh, isn't that nice?'

The whole episode had taken less than a minute, and she couldn't explain the feeling it had given her. She had felt a
frisson
, not exactly of fear, but of sudden awareness of new complexities, of the difference between the tourist surface and reality of Corfu.

At the door she looked back into the room, hoping to recapture and perhaps further define the impression. But all she saw was joviality, the flash of friendly teeth from the men. Only in the proud defiance of the photograph, and the guarded eyes of the woman in the kitchen, could she still feel the depths to the brink of which she had stumbled.

CHAPTER 5

When she got back to the table, their food had arrived. Joyce was toying with a lamb kebab on rice and in front of Mrs Pargeter's place was a crisply grilled fish with garnish of a few chips. Between them on the table was a bowl of Greek salad, topped with feta cheese. Joyce was working her way through yet another ouzo.

Mrs Pargeter attacked her fish with relish, while Larry Lambeth further defined his relationship with her late husband.

'Fact is, I worked with him a great deal. I mean, I was never one of the big boys, but I done kind of little jobs for him.'

'Ah.'

A look of modest pride came across his face. 'I was involved in, er . . . Welwyn Garden City.'

Mrs Pargeter looked suitably impressed. 'And now you're living out here, are you?'

'Yeah, well, I always said I'd come back to Greece. I am Greek, you see. My parents was Greek, but I was brought up in London. Lambeth, actually. Where I got the name from.'

'Really?'

'Well, growing up in London, like I did, you had to make a decision. You know, when you go into business, do you play on the ethnic bit or do you just gloss it over? I had to ask myself – do I want to spend the rest of my life known as Nick the Greek? And I decided I didn't, so I made up Larry Lambeth. Reckoned it was less conspicuous, and the sort of work I do, you don't want to draw attention to yourself too much.'

'Ah, no, I see.'

'So, you know, at home I was Greek, spoke Greek with the parents and all, but professionally I was, well, just London. So long as I done my work all right, nobody was that interested in where I come from.'

'Right. And now you've retired, have you?'

'Yeah, well, in a manner of speaking. Fact is, I always did fancy coming out to Greece at some stage . . . you know, roots and that. And, not to put too fine a point on it, there was a moment when staying in London suddenly didn't seem too brilliant an idea.' He leant towards her confidentially. 'Fact is, Mrs Pargeter, I got mixed up with a rather dubious bunch. This was after your husband died, of course. I mean, Mr P. was always a great organiser, you run no risks working for him – well, no risks other than the ones naturally associated with our line of work – but after he'd gone, I got mixed up with a real bunch of villains. And, fact is, the moment come when either I had to get out of London sharpish or I might not be able to get out of anywhere for a few years . . . if you catch my drift?'

Mrs Pargeter nodded. She caught his drift all right.

'I had my savings, and I still had my Greek passport, and I thought, well, maybe this is the moment to change all that London fog for a bit of the old Greek sunshine. So, like, end of story – here I am.'

'And you've given up work completely now, have you?'

'Well . . .' Larry Lambeth smiled modestly. 'I do run a small business on my own account . . . very small, like, but I kind of keep my hand in.' In response to Mrs Pargeter's quizzical eyebrow, he continued, 'Probably better if I don't go into too much detail, eh?'

She gave him a nod of complicity, as she negotiated a fishbone out of her teeth.

'Anyway, as I say, anything I can do for you while you're out here, no problem. That's a catchphrase out here, actually – "no problem". Got it on all the T-shirts and that. Mind you, with the Corfiots, sometimes there is problems. With me, none – promise you that, Mrs Pargeter. Anything you need, you just say the word – OK?'

'Thank you very much.'

'I mean, like, if you want to use the telephone, I got a telephone up my villa.'

'Oh? Aren't there that many telephones around?'

'No. I think Spiro's got the only telephone in Agios Nikitas. Could be one at the hotel, but, anyway, you might not want to use either of those.'

'Why not?'

'Could be a bit public. Things get overheard in a place like this. You want to make any kind of private call, you do better using mine.'

'Oh, well, thank you very much.'

'No problem. And the same goes for you, Mrs Dover, if you . . .'

He tailed off as he saw Joyce's expression. Mrs Pargeter looked at her friend, whose face was white with shock, and followed her eyeline to the opening of the taverna.

Spiro stood in the doorway with his back to them, but over his shoulder could be seen the man in uniform. His face was now squared off by the peaked cap and his expression was stern.

Joyce Dover was staring fixedly at him, mouthing soundlessly. She looked as if she had seen a ghost.

CHAPTER 6

It was over within seconds. No one except Mrs Pargeter and Larry Lambeth noticed anything amiss. Mr Safari Suit was busily ordering Mrs Safari Suit to look more relaxed for a holiday snap. Linda from South Woodham Ferrers was trying to get Craig off to sleep again, while Keith from South Woodham Ferrers, who kept saying how great it felt to be away from the office, was punching at his calculator, working out how the price of Greek white wine compared with the Lutomer Riesling from Sainsbury's that they liked so much. The Secretary with Short Bleached Hair and the Secretary with Long Bleached Hair leant close over their lager glasses, planning their fortnight's campaign of sexual conquest.

The man in uniform was also unaware of the effect he had had. By the time he had been clapped on the shoulder and waved on his way by Spiro, Joyce had rushed from the table to the edge of the sea, where she leant over the water shaking convulsively.

Mrs Pargeter was quickly by her side. Joyce had emptied her stomach, but still shuddered with dry retching.

'There, there, love,' said Mrs Pargeter, putting an arm round her friend's shoulders. 'You all right?'

Tears, induced either by nausea or emotion, coursed down Joyce's cheeks, negating the vigour with which she nodded. 'Yes. Yes, I'm fine.'

'Did you see something that frightened you?'

'What?' A wariness came into her eyes. 'No, no, I didn't see anything. Must be something I ate on the plane. Airline food's always pretty dodgy.'

'I had the same, and I feel all right,' said Mrs Pargeter evenly.

'Something I was allergic to, perhaps.' Seeing the discreet scepticism that greeted this, Joyce tried another tack. 'I'm sorry, since Chris died, I've just been in such a nervy state, it doesn't take much to set me off. You know, you think you're in control and then suddenly you're reminded of something or you see something, and the pain of loss is right back with you.'

'Yes, I know, Joyce love.' The soothing voice hardened a little. 'And what were you reminded of just now?'

'I'm sorry?'

'Did you see something just now that set you off?'

'What? No, no, I was just using that as an example. I just had a thought about Chris and . . . you know, the fact that I was on holiday without him and . . . the emotion just got the better of me.'

'Yes, of course. I see,' said Mrs Pargeter, as if the explanation satisfied her.

'Erm, is there anything I can do to help?' Larry Lambeth, who had been hovering at a discreet distance, stepped forward to the couple at the sea's edge.

'No, thank you, Mrs Pargeter replied. 'Joyce is just not feeling very well. I think we'd better find our villa and get her to bed. Don't you think that'd be a good idea, Joyce?'

'Yes, yes, thank you, Melita.' Joyce Dover pulled a handkerchief out of her pocket, wiped her face and blew her nose noisily.

She turned back with some trepidation to face the taverna, and seemed relieved that the policeman had disappeared. Resolutely she walked back to their table.

'I'll just go and see Ginnie, find out exactly where the villa is,' said Mrs Pargeter.

Again the atmosphere inside the taverna seemed to come from another culture, but this time without the same sense of threat. Maybe it was the police uniform which had struck the previous sinister note.

Ginnie was in conversation with the balding man. Though Mrs Pargeter couldn't understand a word, the tone of his voice suggested that he was tearing the rep off a strip. She kept trying to remonstrate, but never got much further than the name 'Georgio'. The man became aware of Mrs Pargeter and stopped speaking, gesturing her presence to Ginnie with his eyebrows. He went back to his ouzo as the girl turned round. She looked flushed and upset. Older, too. The rep was well into her thirties.

'I'm sorry to bother you, Ginnie, but my friend Mrs Dover isn't feeling very well. I think we'd better make our way to the villa now, if you don't mind.'

'Of course.' Ginnie stood up. 'I hope it's nothing serious.'

'Oh no, just a bit of gastric trouble. Sure she'll be fine in the morning.'

'Yes. The villa's only a couple of hundred yards away. I'll walk you up there.'

'Thank you. I'd better just settle up for the meal . . .'

'Spiro!' Ginnie shouted, the name prefacing a torrent of Greek. Georgio added his own incomprehensible views of the subject.

Spiro appeared from the kitchen, his broad smile already in place. He flashed something in Greek, which sounded almost like an order, to Ginnie, then turned his beam on Mrs Pargeter. 'What can I do for you?'

'I'd just like the bill, please. My friend's not feeling too well, so I think I'd better get her into bed.'

'Yes. I hope she soon be better in the morning. It is a very healthy island, Corfu. The air is good, soon make her . . . right as rain.' He pronounced the idiom with considerable pride.

'I'm sure it will. So, if you could just tell me what I owe you . . . ?'

His hands dismissed the idea. 'No, please, I can't work it out now. Too much trouble. You pay me next time you come to Spiro's.'

'Oh, well, if you're sure . . . ?'

'Of course. No problem.'

What a nice gesture of trust. Then came the little cynical thought that of course it wasn't just a gesture of trust; it was also a way of ensuring that nice honest English people would return to eat at the taverna again.

'Can we go now? I feel dreadful.'

It was Joyce who had spoken. She leaned weakly against the doorway.

'Yes, love. We're sorted now and—'

Mrs Pargeter stopped. Once again Joyce had gone into her trance of horror. She was gazing over towards the bar counter. Behind it, the silent dark-haired woman now stood, mixing Nescafe into coffee cups. She did not register Joyce's presence, but moved across the room to hand the cups to Yianni, who swirled past to deliver them to customers outside. Then the woman retreated into the kitchen. Spiro, who did not appear to have noticed anything odd, followed her.

Joyce still gazed fixedly ahead, her face a white mask of terror.

'Come on, love,' said Mrs Pargeter, taking her friend's arm and marching her firmly out of the taverna. 'You need to get to bed.'

Larry Lambeth still lurked protectively by their table. 'Anything I can do, Mrs Pargeter?'

'No, really. We'll be fine now.'

'Look, here's my address and phone number.' He thrust a piece of paper into her hand. 'There's an Ansaphone there, so don't hesitate to get in touch, you know, if there's the smallest thing you need . . .'

'Thank you, Mr Lambeth.'

'Please call me Larry.'

'Very well, Larry. Thank you.' Mrs Pargeter had a sudden thought and moved closer to him. 'There is something perhaps you can tell me.'

'Yes?' Larry Lambeth dropped his voice to a matching whisper.

'The man in uniform who was here earlier . . . ?'

'Mm?'

'Do you know who he is?'

'Sergeant Karaskakis. From the Tourist Police.'

'Ah. And perhaps you can also tell me—'

'Right, are we set?' Ginnie bustled towards them. 'The villa's only a couple of minutes away and—' It was the sight of Larry that stopped her in mid-sentence. She looked at him with undisguised distaste.

'Well, er, better be on my way now,' he said awkwardly, and scuttled off into the warm night.

'That man wasn't troubling you, was he?' asked Ginnie.

'No. No, actually, he was being very helpful,' Mrs Pargeter replied.

'Oh. Well, keep an eye on him. Apparently he has some kind of criminal record back in England.'

'Really?' said Mrs Pargeter, her eyes wide with naive amazement.

'Yes, and you know what they say . . . once a thief, always a thief.'

'Oh. Well, I wouldn't know about that,' said Mrs Pargeter righteously.