My Best Friend's Brother (34 page)

"Oh Heather will be..." Matt started but then paused and looked to Ricky, they shared a look and both exclaimed while turning to us "A cow?"

"Yeah." Nate says through laughs. "A few miles from here." He continues as I pull out my phone to show the two the video I made of the man riding the dairy cow like a horse.

"Oh my god...Is this really?" Matt asks shocked as a young waitress comes to take our order.

"Hiya there. My name is Mel and can I take your orders?" she asked paying a little too much attention to the boys and none to me.

"Hiya Mel" Matt smirked knowingly "I'll have another coffee and a plate of fries with a rare steak"

The waitress cooed and told him what a good choice it was.

"I'll have the same." Ricky said but not paying too much attention to her as he was since in awe over the whole cow thing and repeatedly watched the video and laughed.

Matt soon joined him much to her displeasure.

It was so funny watching her huff and frown when that happened.

But all too soon she realized there was still another male at the table.

I guess I was invisible.

"And what can I get for you sexy?" She purred leaning over a little too far to expose her chest.

I averted my eyes before seeing anything and luckily no one else was looking anyway.

'Ha! Ruined your plan Bitch' I thought to myself.

Nate didn't look up as he read from the menu.

"Order me fries, chicken burger with salad and a chocolate shake please." I asked him lowly so only he could hear.

He nodded and smiles "I'll have two orders of fries, chicken burger with salad. One chocolate shake, a large Pepsi and can one of them orders have double fries." With an innocent smile he finally looked up from the menu and to Mel.

Leaning in ridiculously more over the table to Nate who was seated in the corner with me beside him.

She 'tried' to seductively run her fingers down his neck, making him cringe and me angry.

"Is there 'ANYTHING' else?" she said suggestively.

"The boss is out and there is an empty..."

Nate

"The boss is out and there is an empty room in the back..." the dirty whore told me.

I mean is she blind not only am had I sat next to Hope but I also STILL have my arm around her.

Surely that should give the dumb whore a hint.

"No thank you..." I began, only being polite because I'm just to kind.

'Lol. OK maybe not'

I just was trying to get rid of her as easy as possible.

"...I have a girlfriend." I continued indicating to Hope and I kissed her nose. "But my brother and our friend there are both single and would love to I am sure." I smile telling her and try my best not to laugh at her ever-changing expressions.

Annoyed but then happy when I told her about the other two and I few other expressions I couldn’t figure out.

"Thank you." She said finally getting up and brushing herself down. "I will hand your orders to the chef and I will be back in a couple of minutes with your drinks." She smiled and looked one last time to Matt and Ricky who were to deep in thought to hear anything we said or even notice Mel.

"Nice girl.” Hope says, I look at her with a ‘You can’t be serious?’ look and she starts laughing.

“So that really happened?” Ricky asked again looking to me and Hope.

I had to think for a second about what he was talking about.

“The cow thing? Yes.” I smiled, remembering. "Quite a few funny things happened." I laughed to myself.

"Like what?" Matt asked this time.

We told them about the two Umpa Lumpas at the supermarket and as about the two brothers and the sex doll.

"Oh god. I wish I could have been there." Matt laughed. "It sounds so funny."

"Maybe next time." I answer him, smiling.

"Don’t even think about it. If you think I am being left with him again..." This earned him a slap on the back of his head which even though he grimaced, he still laughed.

"She's back." Hope whispered into my ear.

As if on cue she arrived at the table with a tray with our drinks on.

"Hey guys." She still smiled at me, but thankfully paid more attention to Matt and Ricky than me.

She placed down mine and Hope's drinks before getting to the main event.

Unlike the first time she came this time both men were paying attention to her as she leaned forwards more than needed and gave them their drinks.

"Hey sexy." Matt looked at her lustfully, as did Ricky.

She whispered something to the pair leaving them both wide eyed as she walked away with a smirk and a wink.

"Oh my..." I heard Matt say from opposite me and then "What did she say?" I asked guessing already what she said.

"Ricky looks like he's in shock and Matt is much better." Hope whispered into my ear.

I looked at her and grinned. "I think we might need to get her to come back and tell us what she said." I said lowly but loud enough for the two opposite us to hear.

Both their eyes snapped to us "No, no please don't." Ricky pleaded.

"We'll tell you just don't get ..." he paused "...'Her' back here"

"Alright. So what's she say?" I smirked.

"Urm...What's her name?"

"Mel." Hope told Matt.

His expression changed from shock in to disgust surprising me, as I thought they both loved having 'flings' and then leaving never hearing or speaking to the woman in question again.

"Mel asked me and Ricky if we wanted to go into the back room. She said her boss was out and so we would be safe..." Matt began but then seemed to trail off.

Hope and I laughed. "Yeah, she said that to me too. Even though I had my arm around Hope..." I look at her and smile.

"I told her I had a girlfriend, but you two were single and would be interested... But I don't understand why you are both acting so... urm weird... I mean normally you would jump at the chance of a no strings fling?" I question them.

Both guys glare at me, only making me more confused.

"When my dear brother normally I would be very thankfully to you, but that would be if she didn't also tell us..."

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

Home Again

Dean

Almost a week I have been laid up in this stupid bed, but it seems like forever.

The past couple of days I have spent either sleeping, listening to my mum go on about random stuff (but I blank most of that out), Matt and Ricky visited.

Matt sat in the corner whining about being bored while me and Ricky spoke about what we think my other brother and Hope are doing and why their day trip turned into a long weekend.

Heather even brought her new boyfriend to meet me.

I was quite surprised at how down to earth he was. From what I have heard about him and his friends I expected some jerk jock type with his head up his backside. But he is actually really friendly and genuinely seems to care for my sister.

Right now I was spending another fun filled day with my mum... Note the sarcasm.

"Mum I'm bored. When can I go home?"

She looked up at me with sympathy and smiled. "We'll see what the doctor says on his next check on you, alright?" she said sadly.

"Thanks mum. Is Ricky or Matt coming today?" I ask, I mean Ricky is better than no one.

"I'm not sure. They drove out to meet your brother and Hope..."

I blanked the rest of what she said out.

I may have been sick when I went through my little stalking phase.

But I do still really like and care for her and the moment my brother splits or messes things up with her I will be right by her side looking after her and waiting until she is ready to date again, then we will be together... Or at least I hope we will.

But right now she and Nate both seem very happy together.

And as much as I like Hope I love my brother and am happy to finally see him in a good relationship. He even seems to of changed a bit, but in a good way.

Now we just have to get my other brother a girlfriend, but I think that will be a little harder because he is more of a player than Nate ever was and not to mention an irritating pain in my backside.

But then again even so I still love him and I know he cares for me too otherwise he wouldn't of worried so much when I went into hospital or visited me so much even if he was made too.

Matt

I paused and tried to think of the right words to tell them.

"... She told us we could have a threesome, but still that wasn't the bad part. I wouldn't have minded a threesome as long as there was no 'crossing swords'." Ricky nods in agreement.

Nate let out a short chuckle, whilst Hope just sat waiting to hear what we had said.

It was actually kind of cute. I can see why both my brothers are taken with her, but I am not even going to get in to that, it is already messy enough without me getting into it too.

"So? What else did she say?" Hope said, breaking my thoughts.

I frown as remember what the waitress said.

Before I had a chance to tell them the devil returned with food in hand.

Thankfully she didn't say much as she gave each of us our food.

But before she left she made sure to tell us she would be waiting for us to finish our food so we could join her in the back room.

Nate and Hope both heard this too and both laughed after Mel left.

"Come on tell us already." Nate told me as he dug into his food, as did Hope.

"Alright but finish your food first because I don't need you showering me in spit and food. Though I wouldn't mind Hope getting spit on something of mine." I wink at her she blushes. Nate glares at me and Ricky punches my arm.

"Ouch" I laughed and rub my arm.

Once we had finished eating, after a few more glares from my brother and a kick under the table and a promise from me that I was only joking, Nate was happy again. But I still felt a couple of glares from him whenever I innocently glanced up and looked at Hope.

Thankfully she just from the whole thing amusing, not taking anything I said to her seriously.

"Come on tell us finally what she said before I call her over to tell her you are ready for her." Nate threatened.

"OK ok ok. Just don't call her..." I took a deep breath before continuing.

"She said she didn't mind if me and Ricky were gay and wanted to do stuff with each other too, because she was different from other women so it was ok"