Night of the Creepy Things

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Morning Announcements

1.
The Mummy's Revenge

2.
The Beast from Preschool

3.
Help! It's Stuck to My Foot!

4.
Revenge of the Warts

5.
Attack of the Toadstool People

6.
Attack of the Apples Falling on Your Head

7.
Beauty and the Beast II

8.
Don't Tell Anyone

9.
Giant Monster Ants Up Close

10.
Me, the Werewolf

11.
Morning of the Robot Worm

12.
Lousy Night at the Zoo

13.
Attack of the Root Beer

14.
The Making of Horror Zoo

15.
Scream, Sherman, Scream!

16.
Snakes on My Leg

17.
Movie in My Head

18.
Escape of the Mad, Mad, Mad Gorilla

19.
Attack of the Klutz!

20.
Scream, Feenman and Crench, Scream!

21.
I'm Scared!

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Good morning, Rotten Students. This is your beloved Headmaster Upchuck. Please—no standing ovation this morning. I know how much you admire me. I wish I liked kids. It would make my job so much easier.

But anyway, please listen to this morning's Morning Announcements…

 

Will the students who buried Coach Manley Bunz's car under the soccer field please return the shovels? Chef Baloney needs them to dish out today's lunch.

 

Nurse Hanley would like to remind all fourth graders that you are not supposed to be giving each other measles shots. That is
her
job.

 

Just because the fourth grader known as Beast ate a cockroach at dinner last night doesn't mean that
everyone
has to do it. There aren't enough cockroaches to go around.

 

Assistant Headmaster Skruloose has learned that all the money donated to the Bernie Bridges Save-A-Life Foundation is being kept by Bernie Bridges. Please do not give any more money to this charity.

 

The Sixth Grade Long-Distance Burping Competition will be held today after lunch. Please remember that contestants must stand at least six inches apart from one another.

 

Finally, Parents Visiting Day has been canceled for next week because your parents
begged
us not to force them to see you.