Authors: John Lutz
She raised her eyebrows, not from a shocked sense of propriety, but in mock concern. “Then he implied violence.”
“He implied it strongly. There’s no room for doubt; he was going to work me over.”
“He struck you?”
“He would have hit me several times, I’m sure, only he was interrupted.”
Agnes Boyington smiled and shook her head. “You’re mistaken, I’m certain. Oh, I can understand how it might happen. Mr. Rumbo has an assertive nature.”
“So does an MX missile.”
She zipped her purse closed. No check for Nudger now, even if he changed his mind. That was what happened to bad boys who balked, who had nasty tongues. “Mr. Rumbo also has a loyal and helpful nature. He’s eager to please. It could be that he knew of my dealings with you and decided on his own to talk with you in a firm manner that might persuade you to see reason.”
“You hired him to rough me up,” Nudger told her, “so I’d accept your check and drop the case without telling Jeanette.”
“I hire Mr. Rumbo for odd jobs,” Agnes Boyington said, “not to commit mayhem. What he does on his own time, away from my property, is his business.” Again the cold, sweet Boyington smile. “Of course I pay him very well.”
Nudger saw that it was pointless to argue with Agnes Boyington. He’d learned what he came to find out. She’d had Hugo Rumbo follow him for the purpose of intimidation, as insurance that Nudger would accept her offer and, in effect, work for her instead of for Jeanette. He’d learned also the extent to which Agnes Boyington could deceive herself. It was probable that she habitually thought in the self-serving, convoluted fashion in which she’d just described her employment of Rumbo. Some people could rationalize anything. Nudger wouldn’t be surprised if she and Rumbo really believed Rumbo had acted entirely on his own; they were both the type that drove polygraph operators to distraction.
“I do have to leave now, Mr. Nudger,” Agnes said. She tugged at her white gloves to tighten them around her fingers. “I have an appointment that must be kept.” Stepping adroitly around him, so as not to soil herself with physical contact, she reached, stretching, and opened the door for him.
Nudger didn’t move. “I’m afraid of Hugo Rumbo,” he said. “He might trip over his ankle and fall on me. I’ve been to the police about this, and if Rumbo slips his collar again and tries to attack me, they’ll know you had something to do with it.”
“But I thought I made it clear that I’m not responsible for Mr. Rumbo. And there’s certainly no law against me talking to him as a friend and not an employer. If he finds out you’ve decided to reject my suggestion that you cease working for my daughter, it wouldn’t surprise me if he decided to visit you on his own. He’s a simple and dedicated man.”
“He’s a stupid and dangerous one,” Nudger corrected. “Dangerous to me and to you.”
She impatiently peeled back the top of one of her white gloves and glanced at a tiny square gold watch. “Mr. Nudger, I’m ready to leave.”
Nudger nodded and walked past her out the door. As he stepped onto the porch, he heard a series of crisp snicking sounds coming from the side of the house. Almost like disapproving clucks of the tongue.
Agnes Boyington pointedly locked her door, then walked past him and through another door, leading into the attached garage. Nudger got into his Volkswagen and sat there until the garage’s overhead door automatically opened. An old but mint-condition long gray Cadillac nosed out. As it emerged all the way, Nudger saw that it was even older than he’d thought, one of the models with fins. It looked like a long gray shark; it suited its owner.
The overhead door glided closed behind the car. Agnes Boyington let the Caddy coast down the driveway and made a left turn onto Lindell. She’d known that Nudger was still there but hadn’t deigned to look at him.
Rumbo had filled her in on the day’s activities, so Nudger’s appearance at her door hadn’t been unexpected. She’d known he’d talked to the police and she’d known he wasn’t going to accept her check, but she’d acted out her scene with him without missing a beat or a cue, reciting her lines even when Nudger departed from the script. She was one of life’s great troopers in her own long-running production, creating her own reality with the convincing force of her delusions.
Nudger found himself envying her. There had to be a warm security in being so unalterably correct in all matters. Possibly she was on her way to church, to interpret the sermon her way and sanctify her actions. There seemed to be an ugly outbreak of that kind of thing lately.
Snick! Snick!
With the Volkswagen’s windows rolled down, Nudger could hear the sound again clearly. Metal on metal. He got out of the car and walked across the spongy carpet of grass toward the corner of the garage.
Peering around a forsythia bush, he saw Hugo Rumbo in the side yard. He was shirtless and wearing blue bib overalls, standing about a hundred feet away and diligently trimming a squared-off privet hedge with a pair of long-bladed shears. As if sensing that a ring opponent was about to throw a sneak left hook at him, he raised a shoulder slightly, ducked his head and turned. He saw Nudger immediately and smiled his lopsided, unsettling little smile. Shifting the shears to his right hand, he took a step toward Nudger.
Nudger did what a hedge couldn’t do. He backpedaled to the Volkswagen, clambered in, and had the engine started in a jiffy. As he backed the car all the way down the driveway to the street, he saw the overalled Hugo Rumbo round the corner of the garage, holding the long shears upright at his side, and stand staring at him in a kind of macho American-Gothic posture.
The little car’s engine seemed to be clattering with fear as Nudger drove fast down Lindell Boulevard, as if agreeing with him that now wasn’t a good time to talk with Hugo Rumbo.
Probably there was no good time.
In the glut of traffic on Kingshighway near the expressway, Nudger saw Agnes Boyington’s gray Cadillac a block away, stopped for a red light. Maybe she wasn’t going to church. Instead of turning west onto the expressway, he switched lanes and stayed on Kingshighway.
It might be worthwhile to follow Agnes Boyington. She could be on her way to meet someone else who wore white gloves.
XII
I
gnes Boyington drove south on Kingshighway, then took Highway 44 downtown to 55 and exited on Memorial Drive. Gothic church towers glided past Nudger, piercing the sky in contrast to the soft stroke of the Arch’s caressing curve. Agnes stayed on Memorial, passing Busch Stadium and the Arch, then cut over to Market and headed west. She made a right on Seventh Street, and found a place to park near Seventh on Chestnut. It was the only empty parking space on the block, maybe a slot reserved for the genteel, and she effortlessly maneuvered the haughty gray lady of a Cadillac into it.
Nudger drove half a block past Agnes, hoping she wouldn’t see him, and pulled to the curb near a fire hydrant.
He watched her in his rearview mirror as she crossed Chestnut and entered one of the office buildings that lined the block. The Hammond Building. This was the area of downtown where many of the city’s high-priced lawyers kept their offices. That made Nudger wonder. He got out of the Volkswagen, hoping it wouldn’t be ticketed or towed
away, and jogged across the street and into the Hammond Building.
The lobby, adorned with gray marble and cigarette butts, was almost deserted. Most of the offices were closed at this hour, and only one elevator was in service. Nudger watched the brass indicator arrow on the veined marble above the elevator doors. It slowed, wobbled, then rested on the six.
He crossed the lobby and checked the building directory. There were enough law firms in the place to stall a thousand cases a thousand years. On the sixth floor there were three law offices, an architectural firm, and several businesses of nondescript corporate name. Nudger considered taking the elevator up and finding a spot in the hall from which he could see Agnes Boyington emerge from whatever office she’d entered. However, not knowing which office she was in made that too risky an idea to carry out. Besides, it was altogether possible that whatever business she had here didn’t concern him.
He left the lobby, trudged back across hot concrete to the Volkswagen, and sat waiting. From his car window he could see the silver, soaring curve of the Arch, towering above even the newer downtown buildings. The Gateway to the West and to McDonald’s floating restaurant. The Arch was Nudger’s favorite memorial. It was so nonfunctional. Its stainless steel, inspirational arc was the sole reason for its existence. If it wasn’t a joy forever, a lot of time and money had been wasted. What was it doing here in this conserva
tive midwestern city where commerce was king? Or maybe its creation was inevitable. Perhaps out of all this flat, staid sanity it had to spring like joyful madness, a glittering dream-reflecting ribbon unfurling skyward to an exquisitely graceful apogee and then rushing earthward, like life itself.
Nudger was still contemplating the Arch fifteen minutes later when Agnes Boyington left the Hammond Building and got back into her car. The Cadillac glided past him. He was sure that Agnes hadn’t seen him, with the Volkswagen tucked as it was between a larger car and a van. He started the engine, waited until she’d reached the corner, then followed.
She didn’t drive far, only to Tucker and Clark, where she parked in a visitors’ slot in the lot of Police Headquarters. After locking the Caddy, she strode with vigor and purpose around to the front of the imposing gray building and up the wide steps. She still looked cool as frozen custard in her blue dress and white gloves, and she certainly moved like a much younger woman. Nudger watched the metronome sway of her flared hips until she disappeared through the main entrance. She wasn’t quite as impressive a piece of architecture as the Arch, but then she was older.
Nudger didn’t follow Agnes Boyington into Police Headquarters. And when she left half an hour later, he didn’t follow her disdainful finned Cadillac.
Instead he got out of the Volkswagen and went inside the building.
The Headquarters building was also the Fourth District Station. Nudger recognized the desk sergeant, a thirtyish, dark-haired man named Mazzoli who was on desk duty because of a hip injury he’d suffered during a high-speed chase a few years ago. Mazzoli had been assigned to the Third, Hammersmith’s district, at the time of the accident.
Nudger figured they were acquaintances if not friends.
Mazzoli gazed flatly across the wide booking desk at him and seemed not to recognize him.
“Hey, Mo Mazzoli,” Nudger said, smiling. “I knew you when you were in the Third. Remember me?”
“No,” Mazzoli said. His cop’s eyes stayed flat.
Well, he met a lot of people in his job. “I’m Nudger,” Nudger said. “A friend of Lieutenant Hammersmith.”
Ah, rank. The mention of lieutenanthood brought some amiability to Mazzoli’s stern features. “Lieutenant Hammersmith’s okay,” he said.
“At select times,” Nudger told him. “The woman who came in here a while ago, older, nice-looking . . .”
“Wearing gloves?”
“That’s the one. What did she want?”
“I dunno. She wouldn’t talk to me. She wanted to see someone with authority, she kept saying, so I sent her in to Lieutenant Springer.”
“That’s right,” a sharp, clipped voice said behind Nudger, “he sent her in to me.”
Nudger turned to see Lieutenant Leo Springer standing just outside his open office door. He was a tall, lean man with vivid dark features built around an oversized pockmarked nose. He looked as if someone with incredible strength had placed a hand on each side of his face and squeezed. Intensity gleamed in his close-set black eyes, and there was a permanent tenseness to his forward-tilted posture that gave the impression he’d be tireless at tennis. He wasn’t one of Nudger’s favorite people in the department. Or on planet earth.
“And I suppose what she wanted to see you about is a private matter,” Nudger said.
Springer shot his underslung, shark’s smile. He’d have looked great in Agnes Boyington’s finned Cadillac. “Not at all,” he said. “She wanted to see me about you. She’d just come from her lawyer. I was her second call.”
“I know.”
“Mrs. Boyington said you’d been following her,” Springer said with an edge of triumph, like a real-life Columbo. “You just confirmed it.”
Nudger’s stomach fluttered. He felt himself getting angry. Springer could do that to him. “I haven’t broken the law.”
“That’s always debatable,” Springer said smoothly, verbally gliding around his prey like the ocean carnivore he resembled. “Mrs. Boyington said you’re working for her daughter, and that the girl isn’t thinking straight because of grief and shouldn’t have hired you. You shouldn’t have taken her on as a client. In effect, you’re stealing her money. And it’s a case you’ve got no business on anyway, a pending homicide. You’ve also been trying to convince Mrs. Boyington to pay you to drop the case on the sly while humoring the daughter and still collecting your fee. You tried to intimidate Mrs. Boyington; you implied threats. She has a handyman as a witness. Bunko, extortion, all sorts of laws apply here, Nudger.”