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r....rrr,2e-,,-14-_,'-445.4 #t.,': 4-tfidt5 -, _ .0 4.: . r i JP , - -,. .- ...--.., . .... - izarro boo CATALOGUE - &ENG ?008 --,r`-- Bizarro Books publishes under the following imprints: RAW DOG NNW ti Okilj4F# 4' 4' e.. ,. 11 -- A ,,I www.afterbirthbooks.com 7- 41:4 .r., . , www.swallowdownpress.com ' '''"ti")* .0.0.1 ..01 .. , For all your Bizarro needs visit: WWW.BIZARROCENTRALCOM dag45': rr- ;# Introduce yourselves to the bizarro genre and all of its authors with the Bizarro Starter Kit series. Each volume features short novels and short stories by ten of the leading bizarro authors, designed to give you a perfect sampling of the genre for only $5 plus shipping. BB-0X1 The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) Featuring D. Harlan Wilson, Carlton Mellick III, Jeremy Robert Johnson, Kevin L Donihe, Gina Ranalli, Andre Duza, Vincent W. Sakowski, Steve Beard, John Edward Lawson, and Bruce Taylor. 236 pages $5 BB-0X2 The Bizarro Starter Kit (Blue) Featuring Ray Fracalossy, Jeremy C. Shipp, Jordan Krall, Mykle Hansen, Andersen Prunty, Eckhard Gerdes, Bradley Sands, Steve Aylett, Christian TeBordo, and Tony Rauch. 244 pages $5 BB-001The Kafka Effekt D. Harlan Wilson - A collection of forty-four irreal short stories loosely written in the vein of Franz Kafka, with more than a pinch of William S. Burroughs sprinkled on top. 211 pages $14 BB-002 Satan Burger Carlton Mellick III - The cult novel that put Carlton Mellick III on the map ... Six punks get jobs at a fast food restaurant owned by the devil in a city violently overpopulated by surreal alien cultures. 236 pages $14 BB-003 Some Things Are Better Left Unplugged Vincent Sakwoski - Join The Man and his Nemesis, the obese tabby, for a nightmare roller coaster ride into this postmodern fantasy. 152 pages $10 BB-004 Shall We Gather At the Garden? Kevin L Donihe - Donihes Debut novel. Midgets take over the world, The Church of Lionel Richie vs. The Church of the Byrds, plant porn and more! 244 pages $14 BB-005 Razor Wire Pubic Hair Carlton Mellick III - A genderless humandildo is purchased by a razor dominatrix and brought into her nightmarish world of bizarre sex and mutilation. 176 pages $11 BB-006 Stranger on the Loose D. Harlan Wilson - The fiction of Wilsons 2nd collection is planted in the soil of normalcy, but what grows out of that soil is a dark, witty, otherworldly jungle... 228 pages $14 BB-007 The Baby Jesus Butt Plug Carlton Mellick III - Using clones of the Baby Jesus for anal sex will be the hip sex fetish of the future. 92 pages $10 BB-008 Fishyfleshed Carlton Mellick III - The world of the past is an illogical flatland lacking in dimension and color, a sick-scape of crispy squid people wandering the desert for no apparent reason. 260 pages $14 BB-009 Dead Bitch Army Andre Duza - Step into a world filled with racist teenagers, cannibals, 100 warped Uncle Sams, automobiles with razor-sharp teeth, living graffiti, and a pissed-off zombie bitch out for revenge. 344 pages $16 BB-010 The Menstruating Mall Carlton Mellick III The Breakfast Club meets Chopping Mall as directed by David Lynch. - Brian Keene 212 pages $12 BB-011 Angel Dust Apocalypse Jeremy Robert Johnson - Meth-heads, manmade monsters, and murderous Neo-Nazis. Seriously amazing short stories..." - Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club 184 pages $11 BB-012 Ocean of Lard Kevin L Donihe / Carlton Mellick III - A parody of those old Choose Your Own Adventure kids books about some very odd pirates sailing on a sea made of animal fat. 176 pages $12 BB-013 Last Burn in Hell John Edward Lawson - From his lurid angst-affair with a lesbian music diva to his ascendance as unlikely pop icon the one constant for Kenrick Brimley, official state prison gigolo, is he's got no clue what he's doing. 172 pages $14 BB-014 Tangerinephant Kevin Dole 2 - TV-obsessed aliens have abducted Michael Tangerinephant in this bizarro combination of science fiction, satire, and surrealism. 164 pages $11 BB-015 Foop! Chris Genoa - Strange happenings are going on at Dactyl, Inc, the world's first and only time travel tourism company. A surreal pie in the face! - Christopher Moore 300 pages $14 BB-016 Spider Pie Alyssa Sturgill - A one-way trip down a rabbit hole inhabited by sexual deviants and friendly monsters, fairytale beginnings and hideous endings. 104 pages $11 BB-017 The Unauthorized Woman Efrem Emerson - Enter the world of the inner freak, a landscape populated by the pre-dead and morticioners, by cockroaches and 300-lb robots. 104 pages $11 BB-018 Fugue XXIX Forrest Aguirre - Tales from the fringe of speculative literary fiction where innovative minds dream up the future's uncharted territories while mining forgotten treasures of the past. 220 pages $16 BB-019 Pocket Full of Loose Razorblades John Edward Lawson - A collection of dark bizarro stories. From a giant rectum to a foot-fungus factory to a girl with a biforked tongue. 190 pages $13 BB-020 Punk Land Carlton Mellick III - In the punk version of Heaven, the anarchist utopia is threatened by corporate fascism and only Goblin, Mortician's sperm, and a blue-mohawked female assassin named Shark Girl can stop them. 284 pages $15 BB-021Pseudo-City D. Harlan Wilson - Pseudo-City exposes what waits in the bathroom stall, under the manhole cover and in the corporate boardroom, all in a way that can only be described as mind-bogglingly irreal. 220 pages $16 BB-022 Kafkas Uncle and Other Strange Tales Bruce Taylor - Anslenot and his giant tarantula (tormentor? fri-end?) wander a desecrated world in this novel and collection of stories from Mr. Magic Realism Himself. 348 pages $17 BB-023 Sex and Death In Television Town Carlton Mellick III - In the old west, a gang of hermaphrodite gunslingers take refuge from a demon plague in Telos: a town where its citizens have televisions instead of heads. 184 pages $12 BB-024 It Came From Below The Belt Bradley Sands - What can Grover Goldstein do when his severed, sentient penis forces him to return to high school and help it win the presidential election? 204 pages $13 BB-025 Sick: An Anthology of Illness John Lawson, editor - These Sick stories are horrendous and hilarious dissections of creative minds on the scalpel's edge. 296 pages $16 BB-026 Tempting Disaster John Lawson, editor - A shocking and alluring an- thology from the fringe that examines our culture's obsession with taboos. 260 pages $16 BB-027 Siren Promised Jeremy Robert Johnson - Nominated for the Bram Stoker Award. A potent mix of bad drugs, bad dreams, brutal bad guys, and surreal/incredible art by Alan M. Clark. 190 pages $13 BB-028 Chemical Gardens Gina Ranalli - Ro and punk band Green is the Enemy find Kreepkins, a surfer-dude warlock, a vengeful demon, and a Metal Priestess in their way as they try to escape an underground nightmare. 188 pages $13 BB-029 Jesus Freaks Andre Duza For God so loved the world that he gave his only two begotten sons... and a few million zombies. 400 pages $16 BB-030 Grape City Kevin L. Donihe - More Donihe-style comedic bizarro about a demon named Charles who is forced to work a minimum wage job on Earth after Hell goes out of business. 108 pages $10 BB-031 Sea of the Patchwork Cats Carlton Mellick III - A quiet dreamlike tale set in the ashes of the human race. For Mellick enthusiasts who also adore The Twilight Zone. 112 pages $10 BB-032 Extinction Journals Jeremy Robert Johnson - An uncanny voyage across a newly nuclear America where one man must confront the problems associated with loneliness, insane dieties, radiation, love, and an ever-evolving cockroach suit with a mind of its own. 104 pages $10 BB-033 Meat Puppet Cabaret Steve Beard At last! The secret connection between Jack the Ripper and Princess Diana's death revealed! 240 pages $16 / $30 BB-034 The Greatest Fucking Moment in Sports Kevin L. Donihe - In the tradition of the surreal anti-sitcom Get A Life comes a tale of triumph and agape love from the master of comedic bizarro. 108 pages $10 BB-035 The Troublesome Amputee John Edward Lawson - Disturbing verse from a man who truly believes nothing is sacred and intends to prove it. 104 pages $9 BB-036 Deity Vic Mudd God (who doesnt like to be called God) comes down to a typical, suburban, Ohio family for a little vacationbut it doesnt turn out to be as relaxing as He had hoped it would be... 168 pages $12 BB-037 The Haunted Vagina Carlton Mellick III - Its difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead. 132 pages $10 BB-038 Tales from the Vinegar Wasteland Ray Fracalossy - Witness: a man is slowly losing his face, a neighbor who periodically screams out for no apparent reason, and a house with a room that doesnt actually exist. 240 pages $14 BB-039 Suicide Girls in the Afterlife Gina Ranalli - After Pogue commits suicide, she unexpectedly finds herself an unwilling guest at a hotel in the Afterlife, where she meets a group of bizarre characters, including a goth Satan, a hippie Jesus, and an alien-human hybrid. 100 pages $9 BB-040 And Your Point Is? Steve Aylett - In this follow-up to LINT multiple authors provide critical commentary and essays about Jeff Lint's mind-bending literature. 104 pages $11 BB-041 Not Quite One of the Boys Vincent Sakowski -While drug-dealer Maxi drinks with Dante in purgatory, God and Satan play a little tri-level chess and do a little bargaining over his business partner, Vinnie, who is still left on earth. 220 pages $14 BB-042 Teeth and Tongue Landscape Carlton Mellick III - On a planet made out of meat, a socially-obsessive monophobic man tries to find his place amongst the strange creatures and communities that he comes across. 110 pages $10 BB-043 War Slut Carlton Mellick III - Part 1984, part Waiting for Godot, and part action horror video game adaptation of John Carpenters The Thing. 116 pages $10 BB-044 All Encompassing Trip Nicole Del Sesto -In a world where coffee is no longer available, the only television shows are reality TV re-runs, and the animals are talking back, Nikki, Amber and a singing Coyote in a do-rag are out to restore the light 308 pages $15 BB-045 Dr. Identity D. Harlan Wilson - Follow the Dystopian Duo on a killing spree of epic proportions through the irreal postcapitalist city of Bliptown where time ticks sideways, artificial Bug-Eyed Monsters punish citizens for consumer-capitalist lethargy, and ultraviolence is as essential as a daily multivitamin. 208 pages $15 BB-046 The Million-Year Centipede Eckhard Gerdes -Wakelin, frontman for The Hinge, wrote a poem so prophetic that to ignore it dooms a person to drown in blood. 130 pages $12 BB-047 Sausagey Santa Carlton Mellick III - A bizarro Christmas tale featuring Santa as a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages. 124 pages $10 BB-048 Misadventures in a Thumbnail Universe Vincent Sakowski - Dive deep into the surreal and satirical realms of neo-classical Blender Fiction, filled with television shoes and flesh-filled skies. 120 pages $10 BB-041 Not Quite One of the Boys Vincent Sakowski -While drug-dealer Maxi drinks with Dante in purgatory, God and Satan play a little tri-level chess and do a little bargaining over his business partner, Vinnie, who is still left on earth. 220 pages $14 BB-042 Teeth and Tongue Landscape Carlton Mellick III - On a planet made out of meat, a socially-obsessive monophobic man tries to find his place amongst the strange creatures and communities that he comes across. 110 pages $10 BB-043 War Slut Carlton Mellick III - Part 1984, part Waiting for Godot, and part action horror video game adaptation of John Carpenters The Thing. 116 pages $10 BB-044 All Encompassing Trip Nicole Del Sesto -In a world where coffee is no longer available, the only television shows are reality TV re-runs, and the animals are talking back, Nikki, Amber and a singing Coyote in a do-rag are out to restore the light 308 pages $15 BB-045 Dr. Identity D. Harlan Wilson - Follow the Dystopian Duo on a killing spree of epic proportions through the irreal postcapitalist city of Bliptown where time ticks sideways, artificial Bug-Eyed Monsters punish citizens for consumer-capitalist lethargy, and ultraviolence is as essential as a daily multivitamin. 208 pages $15 BB-046 The Million-Year Centipede Eckhard Gerdes -Wakelin, frontman for The Hinge, wrote a poem so prophetic that to ignore it dooms a person to drown in blood. 130 pages $12 BB-047 Sausagey Santa Carlton Mellick III - A bizarro Christmas tale featuring Santa as a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages. 124 pages $10 BB-048 Misadventures in a Thumbnail Universe Vincent Sakowski - Dive deep into the surreal and satirical realms of neo-classical Blender Fiction, filled with television shoes and flesh-filled skies. 120 pages $10 BB-049 Vacation Jeremy C. Shipp - Blueblood Bernard Johnson leaved his boring life behind to go on The Vacation, a year-long corporate sponsored odyssey. But instead of seeing the world, Bernard is captured by terrorists, becomes a key figure in secret drug wars, and, worse, doesnt once miss his secure American Dream. 160 pages $14 BB-050 Discouraging at Best John Edward Lawson - A collection where the absurdity of the mundane expands exponentially creating a tidal wave that sweeps reason away. For those who enjoy satire, bizarro, or a good old-fashioned slap to the senses. 208 pages $15 BB-051 13 Thorns Gina Ranalli - Thirteen tales of twisted, bizarro horror. 240 pages $13 BB-052 Better Ways of Being Dead Christian TeBordo - In this class, the students have to keep one palm down on the table at all times, and listen to lectures about a panda who speaks Chinese. 216 pages $14 BB-053 Ballad of a Slow Poisoner Andrew Goldfarb Millford Mutterwurst sat down on a Tuesday to take his afternoon tea, and made the unpleasant discovery that his elbows were becoming flatter. 128 pages $10 BB-054 Wall of Kiss Gina Ranalli A woman... A wall... Sometimes love blooms in the strangest of places. 108 pages $9 BB-055 HELP! A Bear is Eating Me Mykle Hansen The bizarro, heartwarming, magical tale of poor planning, hubris and severe blood loss... 150 pages $11 BB-056 Piecemeal June Jordan Krall A man falls in love with a living sex doll, but with love comes danger when her creator comes after her with crab-squid assassins. 150 pages $11 BB-057 Laredo Tony Rauch Dreamlike, surreal stories by Tony Rauch. 180 pages $12 BB-058 The Overwhelming Urge Andersen Prunty A collection of bizarro tales by Andersen Prunty. 180 pages $12 COMING SOON Adolf in Wonderland by Carlton Mellick III House of Houses by Kevin L. Donihe Super Cell Anemia by Duncan Barlow The Ultra Fuckers by Carlton Mellick III Cocoon of Terror by Jason Earls Jack and Mr.

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