Authors: William J. Coughlin
“Hey, man,” he called. “What about that copy of
Busted Knuckles
?”
I called Padgett Books and, after being shuffled around to a number of people, got through to a woman named Meredith Kline, who had a patrician English accent. After I'd explained who I was, she allowed that, yes, there had been an “incident” some years back involving my client. She seemed disinclined to talk about it, so I said, “I'll be right over. It won't take a minute, but I really need to get your statement on this matter.”
Half an hour later I was taking an elevator up to the offices of the Padgett/Reinbeck/Dart Group International, PLC. According to the sign on the heavy glass door, the company owned what had once been about fifteen independent publishing companies, of which Padgett Books was obviously the flagship operation. A glass case next to the door of the spartan reception area contained a large display of Padgett's recently published books.
“I really don't have a great deal to say,” Meredith Kline told me. “Other than what I told you on the phone.” She was a lovely young woman with chestnut hair and a very short black skirt and a man's black plastic digital watch, which she had conspicuously consulted at least five times between the reception area and her office. Her fingernails were chewed to the quick.
“Look, I wasn't here at the time of the, um, incident,” she told me. “Miles is a legacy author for me.”
“What's that mean?”
Meredith Kline clicked her chewed-up fingertips on her desk. “He's been on our list for a long time. He was very very successful back in the day, but now . . . Well, I sort of inherited him. He sends us manuscripts once a year and we slap a cover on them and put them out.” She shrugged. “But his work doesn't do well anymore. He's an artifact of an earlier age, if you know what I mean.”
“I'm not sure I do.”
“He's a tough guy. Broads and dames, yadda yadda yadda. Tough guys are out.”
“Oh. Who's in?”
“Women, mainly. Softer, richer, denser material. Character-driven vehicles. Bigger concepts.” She said this airily, like I should be intensely impressed at her
savoir faire
.
I smiled politely. “So do you know who he actually shot?”
She looked at me curiously. “Oh, he didn't shoot a
person
, I don't think. He just shot a hole in the wall.” Another deep, profound consultation with the cheap watch. “We still have the hole.” She smiled tightly. “I could show it to you on the way out.”
We went back through the rats' maze of cubicles. The door leading out of the reception area was made of greenish glass. Sure enough there was a bullet hole in it. A small rectangle had been etched in the glass, with a tiny label next to itâalso etched in the glass in six-point typeâwhich read, HOLE FROM BULLET FIRED BY BEST-SELLING PADGETT AUTHOR MILES DANE.
“Best-selling?” Meredith Kline said, squinting. “Not lately. We really ought to get rid of this. The whole concept is extremely tired.”
“So do you know who actually saw this bullet get fired?”
Meredith Kline frowned. “You know something? I'm thinking here. Okay? I'm thinking, and it occurs to me, the editor who acquired Miles back in the Jurassic, he's still here. Daniel Rourke. I bet he's the one who saw it.”
“Oh?”
She pointed one black fingernail at the floor. “A few years back, they kind of, ah, shelved him downstairs in our . . .” She lowered her voice slightly. “. . .
paperback
division.”
“Diana's dead?” Daniel Rourke's smile of greeting faded.
I nodded. I had introduced myself as Miles's lawyer, then come right to the point.
“Good God.” Rourke's face grew blank, and he looked distantly at the wall.
Rourke was a fat man with bright, corrupt-looking blue eyes, a thick mop of white hair, and wild black eyebrows. He must have been well into his seventies. His office was large but windowless, with huge piles of dusty manuscripts and papers lining the walls. A faint smell of mildew hung in the air. Meredith Kline hadn't been kidding: His office was literally in the basement next to the boiler room. A half-empty bottle of Cutty Sark sat on the deskâthough whether it was some kind of prop, or whether he was actually drinking from it at two o'clock in the afternoon, I couldn't tell.
“Diana was the most beautiful woman I've ever met,” he said after a moment. “Not just physically beautiful. There was a sort of penetrating decency about her.” The canny light came back into Rourke's eyes. “Penetrating decency. I think I'll write that down.” He scrabbled around in the mound of papers on his desk, scribbled something on an envelope, then tossed it on the floor. “See? Working on my memoirs.” He pointed at a pile in the corner. It looked like someone had kicked over a trash can.
“I bet that would make for interesting reading.”
Daniel Rourke's blue eyes grew slightly chilly. “You're patronizing an old fat man, aren't you?”
“I didn't mean it that way,” I said. “Do you mind my asking what your relationship to Miles was?”
“I was his literary mentor. He was my creation.” Rourke said it in a tone that was half-grandiose and half-ironic.
“So you were his editor? Or what?”
“I was a wunderkind once.” Again his tone hung somewhere between self-aggrandizing and self-mocking. “A publishing prodigy. Did you know I pulled one of the best-selling books of the forties,
Anatomy of a Trial
, out of the slush pile when I was twenty-three? Then I became a young lion. Executive editor at Lippincott at twenty-eight. Then on to Elgin Press, where I became a titan, then on to here, where I entered my
éminence grise
phase. Padgett is the top publisher of commercial fiction in America, and I'm the one who put them there.” He laughed brightly. “These days, of course, the children upstairs joke about me and condescend to let me put out a few paperback originals every year, but I'm not taken seriously. I'll never finish my memoirs, and if I did, who would care? Who would publish it? Stories about old writers, my little creations, has-beens like Miles Dane.”
“Okay,” I said, “but can you tell me about this shooting Miles was involved in?”
But Daniel Rourke seemed to have lost interest in me. “Miles Dane was my greatest invention. When he came to me, he was a nice kid from the Midwest. Short, awkward, bad skin, a little shy. But his work was wonderful. Mean, spiteful, angry stories about small-town losers who did terrible things to each other. Not polished, of course. He's never been polished, never been a stylist of any note.
“I started publishing him in paperback back in the late sixties. That was the end of the great heyday of men's action books. He wrote six books for me there.
Savage Hands, The Ravaged, Ladykiller, Guttersnipe
âsome others. They never sold especially well. But I saw that he had . . . there's a sort of indefinable energy in his work, wouldn't you say?”
As I said earlier, I was never a great fan of Miles Dane's books. But there
was
something compelling about them. “Yes. Energy's exactly the right word.”
“There you go, patronizing me again.”
When I laughed, the old man joined me. He was testing me, feeling me out.
“Television finally killed off the men's action book market in the seventies. But I saw that Miles had the goods to move upmarket. Fatten the books up a little, give them more scope, a hair more presence, bigger concepts. But there was something else. In the late sixties Jacqueline Susann had showed us all what publicity could do. Turn an author into a celebrity, a star. I suggested that Miles think about doing something to change himself. Adopt a sort of persona, you see.” Rourke's wild eyebrows shot up and he smiled fondly. “I had no idea how successfully he would pull that off. I got him booked on
The Dick Cavett Show
. You should have seen Cavett's face when Miles walked out there with that shoulder holster. The gun was fake, of course. But who knew?”
I could see why Daniel Rourke had been consigned to the basement. He didn't really seem to live in the present anymore.
“Miles was enormously disciplined about it, too. Once he put this persona on, he hardly ever took it off. In public I'm talking about. It was as though one of those angry tough bastards in his books had come to life inside his skin. Before, he'd been a real sweetheart. Deferential, polite, easygoing. Suddenly, you took him out to a restaurant and anything could happen. He'd abuse the staff, come on to a good-looking gal at the next table, you name it. As soon as you were out of the public eyeâfffft!âoff it came.”
“May I ask you a question, Mr. Rourke?”
Rourke blinked as though he'd forgotten I was there. “By all means, young man.”
Young man. I hadn't been called that in a long time. “Miles has not been arrested. I want you to understand that. But it's possible that he might be. If I put you on the stand and asked if you think Miles could have killed his wife, what would your answer be?”
Rourke's little blue eyes examined me for a long time. “Absolutely not. He loved Diana in a way that few men ever love a woman. And I suppose she loved him just as much.”
“When did they marry, do you know?”
“Sure. They married when he was about twenty. Right after he'd written
Savage Hands
, his first book. He was bussing tables at some fine old restaurant, and she came in with her mother and her brother. The way Miles told me, they looked at each other, and it just happened. Bang. Like that.”
“So she's a New Yorker?”
The shaggy black eyebrows went up again. “You didn't know? She's the
original
New Yorker. She comes out of the old New York WASP elite. Brearley, Bryn Mawr, social register, house in the Hamptons, that whole thing. Her family, the van Blaricums, started out as Dutch slavers, then moved into banking. Don't suppose anybody in that family has worked in a century, though. Naturally they hated Miles. They disowned her or something after she married him.”
“Anything else you can tell me about her family?”
“Mother, awful harridan. Father, decent fellow as rich men go. Only met them a time or two. There was a brother, can't remember his name. Robert? Roger? Something. Supercilious character with a grotesquely exaggerated sense of his own self-worth. He kept hounding me to publish a book, ancient Japanese erotica or some tedious thing. One of those rare people you actually
enjoy
sending rejection letters to. Saw a lot of him for a while there. It seemed like he and Diana were awfully close. But then once the family ditched her, he disappeared.”
“Tell me about her.”
“She was this beautiful, serene, debutante rich girl. First impression, you would have thought she'd never been touched by anything harsh or unpleasant. If that were all there was to her, she would have seemed a little shallow, a little smug maybe. But after you knew her a whileâit was almost imperceptibleâbut there was a sense about her that she had seen real sorrow. It gave that serenity of hers a depth that was . . .” Rourke's eyes grew dark for a moment. “Well. I fell in love with her myself. I was married; she was married; I couldn't do anything about it. But I became almost obsessed with her for a while. Awfully unhealthy thing. My wife saw it in my eyes, and our marriage was never the same.” He raised his hands, taking in his shabby, dim shambles of an office. “She left me a couple of years later, and now this is all I have left.”
He gave me his sly little smile, as though what he said was not to be taken seriously.
“Diana, she was everything that was best about the old New York gentry. The lovely manners, the beauty, the graceâa kind of otherworldly quality. No one cares about these things anymore. Good manners? There's no such thing today. It's all middle fingers and shouting today. The world has lost something without people like Diana. We've spent the past century merrily pissing on our aristocracy, and it's too damn bad. The world needs aristocracy. The world needs Diana van Blaricum, and it's too damn bad, it's too damn bad, it's too damn bad.”
The old man began to weep silently. After a while he looked up and grunted. “Was there something else you needed?”
“The shooting,” I said. “What about the shooting?”
“The shooting
here
?” Rourke's sadness seemed to pass quickly. He studied me with his crafty blue eyes, then laughed sharply. “There was no shooting here.”
I frowned. “Then where did the bullet hole up there come from?”
“I told you that Miles Dane is only a mask.” His eyes kept twinkling at me.
“So now you're playing with
me
.”
He picked up the bottle of Cutty Sark, made as if to pour some of it into a glass. “May I offer you a drink?”
“Thanks, no.”
“The shooting, quote unquote, was a publicity stunt.” He screwed the top back on the bottle of Cutty Sark and set the bottle down. “Late one night we brought in a sculptor from Hollywood and he carved the âbullet hole' with some sort of diamond-tipped drill. Looks quite authentic, don't you think? Then we called the
Times, Publishers Weekly
, a few others, gave them a âtip' that this had happened. But it was all fiction.” Rourke sighed. “His career was on a bit of a slide by the early nineties. We were hoping to pump things up a little. But . . . In this life, when the sea decides to suck you down, you sink. That's a piece of cheerful wisdom for you to take away with you.”
I smiled in what I hoped wouldn't seem a patronizing way. “I've heard there are a number of incidents,” I said. “Fights with movie stars. Things like that. Were they all staged?”
Rourke studied my face for a while, then finally sighed. “Of course they were.”